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  • Comment Removed By Christian Bale

  • I'M FUCKING BATMAN!

  • You actually sound like me.C.B.

  • You think that Beat the shit out of a woman is funny?? YOU SICK MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

  • he was having nun of it

  • Nice try but i doubt Christian Bale lives in some shitty house

  • Great acting lol, why so many dislikes. That was a good spoof.

  • LoLs, jokes!

  • Wow, Christian Bale yutnrf pretty damn british

  • a-matter?

  • Oh wait sorry it was, that was a bit stupid

  • Is this a fake??? I can't believe this :O

  • @Johnyboy1830 hahahaha :L

  • @Johnyboy1830 facepalm

  • that was a bit intense, but yeah bale went too far with his temper, but not this far as being abusive is concerned.

  • Bloody terrific yeah!

  • More like "I'm Bateman"

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  • "Are you a f**ing professional or not?"

    "I'm a nun!" LOL

  • he sounds like he got punched in the balls at 0:56

  • Lmao!! Perfectly executed man, perfect!

  • hahahaha

  • "Yeah, I should get going..."

  • ha ha ha ha.....that's pretty funny, m8....good work and good acting!

  • HAHHAHAHAHA pretty good.. but not as hateful as the real thing

  • @CrackerBrand00 could you send me link for the original thing?

  • @electricatom2 yeah the rant.. not the apology.. i meant not as hateful as this guy's interpretation of the actual rant towards the end.. but here

    youtube /watch?v=0auwpvAU2YA

  • @batterysales2917

    hey fat ass whats going on?

  • @batterysales2917 retard you cannot even spell it is retarded not retartded  dumb shit

  • @batterysales2917 like yourself homo

  • In what production was this??? What film???

  • bale fucked this guy?

  • this deserves an award I literally rolled on the floor laughing

  • i'd of kicked the nun

  • 213 were nuns that got kicked in the back

  • Man, those kicks look real and hurtful, lol...

  • fucking batman...

  • His voice cracked

  • shouldn't he be saying this himself?

  • Man that was so funny!

  • Wtf ... why are you actually kicking - that was not funny at all.

  • LMAO!!!!!

  • haha quality.

  • 0:34 LOLOL!!! Well done guys, very funny :)

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

  • I wonder how many times he listened to the original sound track =))))))

  • Are you Batman!? Oh, man, I hurt myself laughing!

  • Hahaha very funny xD

  • Hysterical! really really funny\!!

  • this is hilarious

  • I sense an Oscar coming.

  • Las patadas jajajajaja XDDDD

  • A'dah'dah'dah'dah! That was almost exactly the way Bale did it, lol. Good job.

  • "I'm fucking Batman, you know that!? BATMAN!! Are you Batman!? NO!! Because the last time I checked, it was me. ME!!"

  • i wonder what his neighbors were thinking

  • Damn man is that your ex-girlfriend? You kicked the shit out of her!

  • dam he kicked the shit out of her lol

  • holy fuck? was she ok? that looked like some serious kicking

  • Actually I agree with Christian here!

  • HAHAHAA HILARIOUS

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA omg i havent laughed this hard in soo long.

  • me: holy shit its christian Bale.

    christian bale yells at guy acting like christian: who the fu%# r u. stop acting like me.u mother fuc@#$.

    me: ( face palm ) another rant

  • Stupid parody. Everyone knows that a camera flash doesn't flash the hole screen like that.

  • ROFL!!!

  • @ 0:50.... "I'm a nun" LOL!!!!

  • Don't be sorry think, think for 1 fucking second

  • that was brilliant

  • OMG this is funny, i laughed so hard loved it lool =]

  • OMG this is soooo funny, loved it lol

  • laughed for 5 mins

  • Love it how he calls her a prick lol

  • amazing ;]

  • hahahahha xD fake ;p

  • i chuckled

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  • lmfao that was hilarious, i love how the nun just lays there at the end with the pennies everywhere

  • absolutely remarkable!

  • I wonder if Bale saw this.

  • You'd think with all his money,he wouldn't be living in the projects...

  • this isn't funny. 

  • I'm not Batman I'm THOR.... wanna see my hammer?

  • This is probably pretty accurate, the only person Christian Bale could really beat up would be a crippled nun.

  • @JediFarce r u retarded christian bale is jacked

  • Bale didn't throw the guy to the ground and stomp his ass out. This dude is just tryin to look straight gangster

  • ahahahahaha

  • 1:29 is fucking epic lmao

  • 0:40 haha nice squeek.

  • the funniest is: AHHH-DA-DA-DA-DA!!! -head/hand movements-

    lmao

  • I just love when he says the following lines XD....

    "Who the fuck are you?!"

    "I'm going to kick your fucking ass if you don't shut the fuck up!"

  • "In Cinemas, June 2009...[eyes]...."

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Should we go again Tom? :)

  • I'm FUCKING BATMAN!

  • Hahhahahhahaa this was jokes!!!!!!!!

  • Did anybody else notice that the actor looks exactly like Gavin Rosdale, the lead singer of Bush? :)

  • He pronounced "amatuer" wrong at 1:22. Or is that how they pronounce it in Britain?

  • @ShemiticOne

    You spelled "amateur" wrong. Was that on purpose?

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  • @jvictorthegreat

    That's how he pronounced it smart ass.

  • Pretty funny !. I reckon it would have been funnier without the kicking at the end though. It's sort of overdoing it a little, but still funny.

  • LMAO

  • Boring

  • I'm Batman! lol

  • Awesome

  • Pause at 1:46 lol theres a guy in the window watching.

  • @ItzTimm

    Those might be tree branches.

    

  • Gavin Rossdale needs a chill pill.

  • ARE YOU *voice cracks* BATMAN?

    Omg I laughed so hard that was so funny XD

  • I'M FUCKING BATMAN.

  • Is that a giant paper airplane on her head?

  • This was a waste of my time and his voice squeaked a couple of times that's the only thing that made me laugh.

  • LOL "Christian Bale publlic apology"

  • ...and if Gwen Stefani's husband (the Bush singer guy whatever his name is) ever fucks up, you could parody his apology as well!

  • Anyone that has any virtue and respect for humanity should boycott all of Christian Bale's films. Perfect example of abuse of power. It goes to show that he has no morals and no compassion.  He is also detached from reality and lives in his own world. On principle, I personally, will never watch another movie he is in, and I will make sure I tell everyone I know why they should do the same.

  • @DreamStars21 Are you talking about his angry rant ?

    If yes, don't say me you never get angry... He's HUMAN, we all humans are able to be angry and stuff. When it comes with all that "stress" it's even harder to control anger... If you don't know the exact circumstances, just try to understand, or to think. We all do mistakes.

  • where s the joke ?

  • My stomach hurts from laughing. 

  • Patrick Bateman...

  • HAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED MY TITS OFF AT THIS <3

  • lol

  • hahah not bad video

  • This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

  • i like how the guy doesn't sound like christian bale at all...

  • Another funny idea other then batman would of been i'm fucking John Connor 

  • Shit.

  • hahahahahah that was fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!

  • really not funny

  • I actually found this fucking hilarious :D

  • lmfao! Absolutely brilliant and twisted!

  • He's still a dickhead though

  • This is a baaaaad video... people who find this funny are the same people who find Achmed the Terrorist "hysterically" funny.

    1/5 stars.

  • I'm a nun, I'm a nun... You're a fucking amateur !

  • OMG!!! Batman against the Penguin!!!

  • that was really funny

  • LMAO. do i limp in front of you

  • -Are you batman?

    -No I'm Wonder Woman

  • @mkoo great comeback!

  • Too funny!

  • This is awesome!!!!! I still love Terminator Salvation even though I always wonder which dang scene he went off in...."Are you professional or not?" Ahhh, the joys of celebrity outbursts.

  • "Shall we go again Tom?"

    Golden timing.

  • I love christian bale..but this was so funny...lmao

  • i'v never laught that much in my life lol lol lol!!!!!!

  • This makes me laugh more than it should. It's so wrong but maaaaaan. I can't stop laughing.

  • ONLY MICHEAL KEATON CAN SAVE US FROM THID LANGUAGE!

  • "ARE YOU BATMAN?! CUZ THE LAST TIME I CHECKED IT WAS ME."

  • can someone tell me why this is suposes to be funny? i find no humour in this at all.

  • @masterchimp12 get a sense a huma u nun

  • @masterchimp12 I really don't get it either... it's such easy comedy.

  • ....There's immense stress for actors in top-notch movies, so it's understandable about his "blowing-his-top” all actors & actresses go through it.

  • r u fucking professional or not?

    no.. im a nun

    lol...

  • omg this was so funny Christian bale NEEDS TO SEE THIS lol

  • The nun is a guy ??

  • I was never angry with Christian Bale over the rant because we all have bad days, but I just want to say that this is hysterical. Just laugh out load funny.

  • i love Christian Bale

  • Every time I watch this I almost die laughing

  • hahahahahaha fucking hilarious

  • LMFAO

  • That was so funny almost pee my pants

  • haha nicley done...

  • Damn, I thought it's Gavin Rossdale.

  • I wonder what is going to happen on the next apology

  • good acting, but you fail at life

  • @sengoku17 i'd like to see you try better sengoku17

  • @sengoku17 YOU fail at life sengo!

  • MADE ME LOL SO HARD

  • this was freaking hilarious!!

  • great acting...kicking was a bit too much tho

  • loled at the clip, and all the great comments :D

  • The kicking was kinda over the top.

  • Duche

  • he's utterly insane

    but he's goddamn batman

  • I'M FUCKING BATMAN!

  • Dude that was like the best impersonation of Bale and very hilarious I cant stop laughing, it's 100% genius

  • whahaha so brutal! But I'm not a Bale hater cuz I can be very agressive too, I can understand It. But he was a fucking prick/asshole when he freaked out! But sometimes I'm too...

  • Ok, i think that was a little too extreme...

    though i did laugh when he went off. xD

  • hahahaaa laugh everytime i watch it :D

  • nice one. you just made me laugh out loud.

  • I cant stop laughing! lmfao!!!!!!

  • I HATE YOUTUBE!!!!!!! ARGGGGGg

  • LOL

  • i think batman got insulted

  • whoa that hurts