Family Guy - Pope

[animefun12]

your all dumb fucks, please die ;)

[head838]

@animefun12 You're*

[DimitarUnbreakable]

"He's cookinga something up"...yeah sure...whatever you say.

[CrackPipeWiIIie]

33 people are cookin' a somethin' up.

[smashdude64]

Im offensive and I find this Catholic.

[mansanraps]

@smashdude64 I never get tired of these kinds of jokes! Upvote for you sir!

[GhostRider659]

@GingerCab yeah, sometimes i wonder why he even bothered telling us to love each other? most don't get it anyway. it's sad.

[ApplesTM]

Did you know the Pope was with the Nazi party? My teacher told me that.

[DarkFenix34512]

@ApplesTM barely, he was required by law to join hitler youth, where he refused to go to meetings and never really showed support and then was drafted in to the army where he deserted quickly and was a POW till the end of the war

[ReptileNoobGaming]

@ApplesTM she old you it in a wrong way he was forced into the nazi army as a kid but he got out of it i think right when the war ended. but he didn't believe in their views

[ericjordan11]

The popes not Italian.. Nobody said that. But he does live in Italy.

[Rcpengy123]

he's cooking up PASTAAA!! [Hetalia reference?] :D

[Runescapez0r3r]

Hes a cookin a sumthin upa!

[EliteShadowCity]

God smited the with a rip off

[theugleyskot]

god even thinks the pope is lame

pope:smite them god:uuuggghh noooooo

[SickendArrow]

Pope: SMITE THEM!

God : Later.

[GingerCab]

Christianity in a nutshell.

[GeTo242]

Since when is the pope italian? He's bavarian!

[SuperUncleruckus]

hey guys lets get political on a family guy clip

[dilt4]

@SuperUncleruckus The family guy clip was meant to be political though. It was meant to cause discussion. That's part of what he does.

[kretennos]

stupid americans think pope is italian ...

[youmatthew1999]

@kretennos Yes..., we also believe in talking dogs, and evil killer babies. It is obviously clear from this cartoon.

[Sacroxx]

@kretennos WAHAHAHAH i coulnt have said it better

[GingerCab]

@kretennos Butthurt about Family Guy?

[Nicole3900]

@kretennos I'm American and know that he was born in Germany. So don't generalize all of us, please. I don't appreciate you calling us all "stupid." We get enough anti-American hate comments already. You don't need to add to them, please.

[TheCDMole]

@kretennos im english and i thought he was italian, so what does that make all english people stupid too?

[kretennos]

@TheCDMole no you just probably didn't go to school

[TheCDMole]

@kretennos well im actually 11 so any smart person can figure out that im in school at the moment. (im probably smarter than you anyway)

[kretennos]

@TheCDMole ok thank you for that info, reminded me not to comment anything ever

[ThierryvanDijk]

@kretennos lol

[droctagonapus909091]

@kretennos wait whoa whoa you racist mother fucker im american!

[MasterCain]

@droctagonapus909091 American isn't a race.

[droctagonapus909091]

@MasterCain YEAH IT IS YOU RACIST MOTHER FUCKER!IT'S A RACE FROM A COUNTRY AND YOUR BEING RACIST ABOUT IT!!!

[Webzlinger]

@droctagonapus909091 you're a retard

[droctagonapus909091]

@Webzlinger your a fag. leave me alone

[Webzlinger]

@droctagonapus909091 you're one pathetic human being

[droctagonapus909091]

@Webzlinger leave me ALONE!

[Webzlinger]

@droctagonapus909091 lol, have you taken your anti-psychosis pills today?

[droctagonapus909091]

@Webzlinger LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU GAY ASS BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Webzlinger]

@droctagonapus909091 scream, bitch! scream! XD

[droctagonapus909091]

@Webzlinger fuck you.

[mbabitt]

I'm offensive and I find this Catholic.

[Luquazable]

I'm God and I'm offended by this.

[Saexism]

@Luquazable you imposter.. im god

[BassLoverDude]

@Saexism I'm Allah so fuck you all lol

[Honeydew7396]

Heee is a-cookin' a-somethin' upp.

[Gurkan8994]

What is the name of this episode

[xRAMxDOD]

@Gurkan8994 road to europe i think?

[Pieman155]

well, in his defense, stewie at the end of the episode was disappointed...

[joshua12345a]

im god and i am cooking up...somthing

[PresidentDRCI]

@bigbluefungus take that atheist bullshit elsewhere.

[bigbluefungus]

@PresidentDRCI Take your religious bullshit elsewhere. Ha. Stalemate.

[DurzzToxin]

@PresidentDRCI Just so you know, Seth MacFarlane is atheist, so atheists have the home field advantage on these videos. Best not to start a fight ;) Let's not fight now, children, we can all coexist.

[blueshogun96]

@DurzzToxin The most logical thing I've read on Youtube all day. If only the Atheists themselves would use this logic and refrain from religious arguments altogether (as in not add fuel to the fire). Sadly, that won't happen on either side.

[DurzzToxin]

@blueshogun96 I agree with that, but you also have to admit that there are religious arguments started by people who aren't atheist. Maybe there are just a few more arguments started by atheists ;) lol But I see where you're coming from. Not too proudly, I've started religious arguments. I've just decided that it's not worth the time, and that if someone wants to believe something, atheist or not, then they are just fine believing it. Not my place, or anyone else's, to change that :)

[blueshogun96]

@DurzzToxin Yeah, that's what I meant to say generally, but more often than not, the atheists start it from my perspective. Example: I found a video about some guy running across a pool while the pool cover was still on it. I made a sarcastic comment saying "Jesus didn't need a pool cover". Surprisingly, I got well over 100 thumbs up and had the highest rated comment (not that I care). Then the Atheists started trolling me saying "Jesus was fake" and "he never existed" and stuff. It was a joke!

[DurzzToxin]

@blueshogun96 That's happened to me before haha I posted an atheist comment on a Fox news episode, and after a few comments it turned into a religious debate. I said I was an atheist, and the guy blows up at me about how god is going to smite me and reject me from heaven and I'm going to burn in hell forever… And I will admit that atheists do usually start religious arguments more often. I'm ashamed to say it, but a lot of atheists are a little like that :P

[blueshogun96]

@DurzzToxin An atheist posting a comment on a Fox (or should I say Faux) news vid is certainly asking for trouble. I'm a Christian, and I HATE how the bible belt blindly follows that faux news station's crap. It pretty much caters to the closed minded (IMO; if you like it, that's fine and I won't judge you for doing so) and condemming people to hell is not very Christian since it's not what Jesus said to do. I'll apologize on behalf of the stupid Christians out there. =]

[DurzzToxin]

@blueshogun96 I won't apologize on behalf of atheists, because I certainly don't have the power to do that, but I will gladly tell you that not all atheists are the same, and I try to avoid stereotypes for everyone. Btw, it's fine to talk about Fox like that, I think the O'Reilly Factor belongs on Comedy Central lol Thank you for being yet another example of how people of two different faiths can get along just dandy :D

[TheScript206]

I'm a pope and I find this offensive.

[varzamfl]

he's cookin something alright

[speedy779]

I like the Pope's Hat and for all of you that don't like his hat, Then Don't wear it!

[jesusmetal92107]

he's german, not italian.

[kai2516]

ohhhhhh but he IZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

cookinge suptine up

[CitizenKahne1015]

Hello, this is God and I have something to tell all of you. I'M NOT THE SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR DAMN PROBLEMS! You think I don't have my own issues to deal with? I'm sick of all you constantly whining and complaining to me when you lose your TV remote. Only call me when you need a miracle, not when you need to find the keys to your car. That is all.

[adoboniga]

He looks like Andrew Zimmern from the show Bizarre Foods

[OsamaBinLooney]

if i ever did a sermon i would totally do this! lol

[Bartman954]

I'm offend and I'm really Poped!

[ErikettaxDxD]

are in Italy?

[soadnairsoft]

the popes german lol

[ZeroPresicion]

his cooking something? i hope its cookies :3

[PInk77W1]

that guy looks a lot like POPE JOHN XXlll

[hirstyrox]

hahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahaha­hahahhahahahahaha

[MCbigass13]

He's-a cookin'-a spicy meat-a ball-e!

[absolutgermanyfangrl]

Pope's accent: they're doin it wrong

[Ascendancy25]

bad accent... the pope is german, not italian

[Roughsauce]

@Ascendancy25 this is old you dumbass

[Ascendancy25]

@Roughsauce well, the former pope was polish, not italian :D

[Roughsauce]

@Ascendancy25 I'm just saying. sorry for being rude.

[feckingtediousgoogl]

@Ascendancy25

He's more a characture of John XXIII

[whoo689]

I'ma the FREAKIN POPE!

[darthgiggitygoo]

I'm Christian and I find this funny

[FienStudios]

@darthgiggitygoo LOL same

[laraza718]

.........hes a cooking upa somthing...........

[bullsonparade80]

@laraza718 oh i didn't hear that part, thanks for posting it.

[Mastersteef123]

@laraza718 cookin-a somethin up

[ThatGuyOverTheir21]

@laraza718 no actually that would be Satan next door to him

[KaylinJH]

@laraza718 if you are going to parrot a line from the video at least do it verbatim

[adi222buim]

what episode ?

[halloikbenditto]

im the pope and im sooooooo offended

[Tman545380]

@halloikbenditto ur a rwj fanboy and ur soooo unoriginal

[killerz560]

@halloikbenditto why the hell is everyone doing those stupid types of comments

[ThatGuyOverTheir21]

@halloikbenditto im God and i disagree

[acewingman]

LMAO love it

[mindfreakfan21]

I like to read comments on videos but not this one becasue i knew it would be people getting into fights about religon, instead of aruging over a vid online why dont you queers do something productive

[MrMetalbeast123]

Popitypopity pope pope pope. Excuse me while I take a huge pope.

[MoneyR8]

why does Stewie look up worried? lol

[xXGoLdEn8BoYXx]

dont take him for a fool after all hes a-tha freking pope

[MrMonsterinmypants]

this video proves god isn't real :D

[MsPandaRosa]

@MrMonsterinmypants

Or else God just takes His time.

[flare8809]

@24Crede24 You rot or burn. Pick one. Burial or cremation.

[BuddyOrange]

the pope is not italian......

[MamaMario13]

@BuddyOrange that was pope john paul the 2nd who was polish

[BuddyOrange]

@MamaMario13 yor me is not polish accent...

[aqualobster]

HES A MAKIN BACON

[MrRandom182]

pope, put on your hat pope

[Arun999]

@MrRandom182 no..no the hat is stupid

[TehNaziNation]

lol thats some funny shit.

[gagatep450]

14 seconds of video and imbeciles get busy.

[flare8809]

Stop with the stupid spam of religious shit. Jesus isn't real, and there's no fucking god. Get the fuck out.

[justin22talley]

@flare8809 you making the pope look like a fool god will make u pay kick his ass *looks up mad*... hes a cooking a something up

[mindfreakfan21]

@flare8809 im not gonna get into a relgious fight with you, but i have to point out that your a retard, jesus was real and even atheists admit that, i wont get into a fight with you that god is real because that would make me a tool like the people below me but i had to point out the jesus one, so get your facts straight before you start ranting on about shit

[flare8809]

@mindfreakfan21 Where's the proof? Link it. It's all bullshit.

[Zippism]

@flare8809

I am not religious. But where is the proof that god never existed?

[gruntlover2]

@Zippism That is the stupidest argument ever. But were is the proof that santa clause isn't real?

[Zippism]

@gruntlover2

Sure it is. But believers are not interested in truth or not. Its only a question of faith for them.

[zeratul1356]

@Zippism

of course Christains are interested in the truth.That is why they are Christains lol.There are plenty of Christain apologetics out there that consistently debate with athiests and other religion apologetics.

[xTemplar1]

@mindfreakfan21

yes there was a person call yeshua !

but im 100% sure he just had some mentally problems he was a retard !

during that time there were thousands of people saying that they are the messiah !

also jesus was a jevv he believed the in the jevvish scriptures and in those HELL does NOT excist dont u think thats wierd ?

why made hell up ?

with FEAR u can controll people !

BTW there is no god !

all known relgions are FAKE !

religion is just a social disease

[mindfreakfan21]

@xTemplar1 Cool story.

[smurdd]

wheres the scene before this one. it was much funnier

[pinkylover75]

this is against jesus and the lord of holy god. im disappointed in you all

[2ilsenzacuore9]

Why does he have an italian accent? The last italian pope was in '78 lol

[mahavishnuxc]

@2ilsenzacuore9 because theyre all a bunch of fucking idiots, is that what you want to hear?

[2ilsenzacuore9]

@mahavishnuxc Actually I think that Seth McFarlane is a very smart person, but he can do mistakes as well...

[SonicTrooper22]

Pope is the AntiChrist

[TBomb15]

we don't know if god exists or not because he is not a 4 dimensional being. We humans are 4 dimensional, the three spacial dimensions plus time. If god exists he would most likely be a 7th dimensional being, because that is the point at which he could control the universe.

[pcgfm]

thumps up if it's the first time that you see this scene.

[MarkofBeastRevealed]

lol

THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST

[AndyJackson1776]

@MarkofBeastRevealed So the Bible's purpose is to warn us about the Bible? That makes so much sense...

[MarkofBeastRevealed]

@AndyJackson1776 what i told you was the truth. had satan known that the tenth chapter of revelation was talking about the bible he wouldn't have put it in there.the bible controls you and all you buy and sell. the people with their bibles killed Jesus and then after Jesus death people made the bible, the same book that killed him and now they call it by his name. Jesus is the word of God. Believe me if the bible was a Holy book then satan could not quote it and the pope could not touch it

[AndyJackson1776]

@MarkofBeastRevealed You're not making much sense. People had Jesus killed because they hated that a common man was claiming to be the Messiah and not a king like David which is what they had expected; to physically save them from oppression instead of spiritually. The Bible doesn't "control" people, they accept it as God's law through their own free will. Tell me, where else are you to get Jesus' words from if not from the Bible? Jesus would not have been sent if his message was to be perverted

[MarkofBeastRevealed]

@AndyJackson1776 your right about the common man part. But God sent Jesus to set them free from the law. Paul said that law and the old covnenat was the ministration of death and condemnation. he said it was a curse. he said it was done away, abolished, fulfilled. why then do people have the law and try to live by it? How do you think men lived for God before the bible was put into their hands 400 years ago? the only way to KNOW the words of Jesus are to hear them in the spirit.

[AndyJackson1776]

@MarkofBeastRevealed I believe in Divine Inspiration; God is always working in our lives. You are correct about the law being fulfilled. However, Jesus said himself that "I have not come to abolish the law but to fulfill it." This means that God's law in the Old Testament is and always will be correct. His laws against homosexuality, incest, murder, theft, etc. are all still valid. The Bible was put together over 1650 years ago by the first european christian collective; not 400 years ago.

[AndyJackson1776]

@MarkofBeastRevealed The words of Jesus cannot simply be heard through prayer and good deeds. I have been tortured by the devil himself for over a year now (yes I am serious) and have learned much about God's Divine Inspiration: He only speaks to those who are worthy. I am clearly not worthy as he has revealed his power to me but not his word. God is real,I have no doubt. However, his word is most definitely contained in the Bible due to the simple fact that he WANTS us to know him.

[MarkofBeastRevealed]

@AndyJackson1776 where do you suppose that John got the book of revelations from? he got it from the spirit. where do you think Paul knew what to write to the churches? The spirit. How did peter learn to except the gentiles? the spirit. they fell into trances and God talked to them. The bible is fine for history. but thats it. the bible has only been availible to common people for 400 years since the printing press. there are hundreds of other letters that you don't have. THE BIBLE IS THE MARK

[AndyJackson1776]

@MarkofBeastRevealed "had satan known that the tenth chapter of revelation was talking about the bible he wouldn't have put it in there." You say that yet you also claim that the book of Revelation was inspired by God. Correct me if I'm wrong but you have contradicted yourself. The letters from Paul to the various Churches and Peter's ministry are also in the NT. While I don't know if EVERYTHING in the Bible is 100% inspired by God, we just cant prove any other writing is credible.

[MarkofBeastRevealed]

@AndyJackson1776 the bible is true. now there may be some lost in translation and a few things added and such but on a whole scheme it is true. It is a history book and that is fine. i don't discredit the things in the bible. It is not however the word of God. Jesus is. every person in history that Has ever known God God talked to them. the only people that thought they knew him by reading didn't even recognize him and they hung him on a tree. now they take the same book and call it by his name

[AndyJackson1776]

@MarkofBeastRevealed So the words of Jesus in the The Gospel, then, are not Jesus' true words? I have a hard time believing that the Beatitudes, the Sermon on the Mount, Jesus' rebuke of the Pharisees, and his overall miracles and teachings contained in The Gospel are not from his mouth. There are amazing and wonderous words in the NT. Teachings of love, compassion, forgiveness, understanding, tolerance, and obedience to God's will. If Jesus' word is the word of God, then it IS in the Bible.

[MarkofBeastRevealed]

@AndyJackson1776 whenever satan quotes the bible whos word is it? the word of God is quick (alive) that means it is in action. if you quote what Jesus says then it has no power. If you speak as the spirit is filling your mouth then you will have power. There are thousands of other letters that you don't have. and they were the word of God to people back then. but the word of God to you can only come from the body of Jesus. the words in the gospel were the word to the people he spoke it to

[AndyJackson1776]

@MarkofBeastRevealed "the words in the gospel were the word to the people he spoke it to." So you do agree that God's word is contained in the Bible. God's word is valid no matter who he reveals it to; You cannot say that his word was only meant for John of Patmos or the disciple Paul in those cases, that's just idiotic. His word was revealed to them so they could share it with us. He chooses special people to reveal his message to like the Apostles and the Prophets. You're logic is faulty.

[MarkofBeastRevealed]

@AndyJackson1776 hey its the bible that says he came to his own (jews) and his own receieved him not. He said go not to the getiles but go to the lost sheep of the house of israel. Here is where Satan has tripped you up- Jesus told his disiples to go into all the world and preach the gospel not you. he told other people to assemble themselves together not you. you are stealing someone elses faith. you have 2 things that are called the word of God The bible and Jesus. one is true and one is dead

[AndyJackson1776]

@MarkofBeastRevealed You say that the disciples were to preach the word, not US; this is simply contradictory as any person who believes in God and his power is a disciple of Christ. He told Peter to gather all people to the banner of God which includes us non-jews. You have yet to adress my claim that Jesus' word is contained in the Bible because of the Gospel. Tell me that the Beatitudes, the Sermon on the Mount, the rebuke of the Phrisees, and his miracles are not of God. Refuse MY claims.

[MarkofBeastRevealed]

@AndyJackson1776 are you a pharisee? then that would not be to you. why can't you hear God for yourself in this day? I suppose if all the works that Jesus did had been record that the world could not even contain the books that would be written. is that what you book says? there were thousands more letters to the churches that you don't have. YOu need the Holy ghost and to live like them and stop stealing their faith. I hope you don't have two coats, according to your book you can't.

[Sesshomarud3mondog]

@MarkofBeastRevealed The bible is just another fictitious that is only believed by a bunch of mindless idiots

[nashanator1998]

@Sesshomarud3mondog youre a mongg hillbilly retard burn in hell bitch

[MrJaysChannel]

@nashanator1998 you proved his point, well done.

[YourPivotGuy]

italy



[Graverobber94]

what country does he sound to be from with that accent?

[seanyboi985]

Lolz quality... could you upload the bit before where he gets woken up in bed.... classic cheers if ya can

[sixpointneuf]

Italian accent? remind me how long has it been since there has been an italian pope

[MrTitanic360]

@sixpointneuf 33 years (John Paul I)

[concealedknight]

@sixpointneuf Pope John Paul I

[pantellica051]

Thumbs up if you're watching this after the apocalypse crap

[Durananator123]

That's What's Gunna Happen This Saturday

May 21 2011

[mankyman6]

@Durananator123

You've fallen for that crap, too? I feel sorry for you.

[jleer1]

@Durananator123 Yeah, exactly the same thing happened as what happened on family guy... NOTHING!

[lookie1992]

@hoodge95 no you can clearly hear him say pope

[darraghc123]

Heesa cookin a something up ! Lmao!

[lookie1992]

@hoodge95 no he doesn't

[Godlysound]

It's a STUPID hat!

[BeNjI6576]

what episode and season was this?

[TheAppleMan100]

@BeNjI6576 Road to Europe, season 3, Episode 20

[maxlebigcash]

to the pope mobile

[dragoo468]

messin with god

thats a paddlin