heyyy i had 28 kids subscribe u becuz i told them how funny and amazing u r plz call me or text me and i will get more people to subscribe u plzzz im trying to make u famous lol cuz ur already a beast :) 469-464-8673
Dude whenever you just randomly said boob i almost wet myself laughing.. At the end why you turned and looked at that frog and said heyy that was so funny my cuzin did wet herself dude i love you your so funny..
ASKSWIFTY lol I'll be talking to my belly button in spanish and he'll be like "la kara sciento se gomez a cappichio" and ill be like OMG YOU HAVE SPINACH IN UR TEETH BUDDY! and he'll give me a churro:D
When u randomly stared at the frog, i laughed sooo freakin hard!!! That's like me and my friends.. We'd be talking about something and then i'd stare at a squirrel and be like "hehe squirrel."
@katieisachampion Your not the only one xDDD i was like talking randomly then i saw a bird i got up chased it sat back down then the kid comes up to me an goes whats your name and i'm like ummmm O.o whats ma name again P: then started talking again lol
@bella9681 Roflmao xD nice! I've done that before... But the two guys i was with just fallowed me and kept talking xD I was like o.o birdie!!!...wait what'd u say again, sebby? and he was like D: idk the birdie distracted meee. lol it was funny xDD
@katieisachampion lol i do 2! or more like omfg!!! a squirrel! and how he realeats destroy cuz it sounded weird ..me does dat 2 lol my freinds be lik WTF IS SHE DOIN?!?!
@XSilentxXxScreamerX lol nice! haha today i was repeating my friend Adrew's name over and over cuz it sounded weird for a second... haha. lol same with my friends.. they'd be like WTF IS HE REPEATING DESTROY FOR?! IS HE MENTAL OR SOMETHING?! then they'd start repeating it xD
@katieisachampion ha ya ikr! my friend is ating my other friend (yesh one is a guy and one is a girl) and i kept repeating her first name with his last name and i would draw it out and then i started doing the diosaur on crack dance then i couldn't stop laughing and pple kept asking if i was hight cuz well i looked like it...
haha while watching this video i waas stairing at the frog in that background and was thinking..i wonder if he knows its there lmao and then he staired at it and was totally like that made my life haha XD
@katieisachampion Damn I so love it you have issues, I forgot how to spel that word I've been going on for weeks like how do I spell the word issues... Thanks bro...
i just realised that people who make videos enjoy talkin to themselves and people who watch the videos have nothin better to do then watch the person talk to them selve haha :D I LOVE IT!! im one of the losers that watchs sexii ass matt talk to himself!! :P
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear
are they going out?!
GerardDawsonChop 1 month ago
Isn't Britanni Martini Shane DAWSON'S friend?
alyshagoode010201 3 months ago
BOOB.
TheNinjaNanner 3 months ago in playlist More videos from swiftkaratechop
BOOOBBHH
MsSisiya 4 months ago
I'm gonna kill myself.
canadianfallout 5 months ago
@canadianfallout nobody gives a shit,.
17angelface 5 months ago
@17angelface Welp, you're rude
RockZombieIAm 5 months ago
OMFG i luv ur vids there so fuckin funny XD make more or ill destroy YOU beware don don don youve been warned :D no hard feelings right?
leoreoosh 5 months ago
chance is pregnant!!! And it's mine!! jkjk i wish....Chance is smexxii ;D
NoOneWantsToDie 5 months ago
These videos rock a lot..aha xD lolzzzz His voice is so doesn't fit his body ahha. Its so cute to hear it, and it makes it even funnier :D
ducky19991 6 months ago
your southern accent so doesn't fit your looks lmao. :)
HolaaSierraa 6 months ago
You kept saying destroy which made me think of destery. just sayin
evilkittymewmew 6 months ago 2
@evilkittymewmew So Im not the only one.
cartybun 6 months ago
@evilkittymewmew dudee same here. xD
kamo4321 5 months ago
heyyy i had 28 kids subscribe u becuz i told them how funny and amazing u r plz call me or text me and i will get more people to subscribe u plzzz im trying to make u famous lol cuz ur already a beast :) 469-464-8673
mistybromilow 6 months ago
destroy sounds like and australian sayin destrey
NSUDEMONGRL 7 months ago
you are soooooooooooooo gay
hellboy22084 8 months ago
@hellboy22084 He must be very happy. =D
3ChicksTV 8 months ago 2
i want his intro music
TDWP4EVAR 9 months ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
press 3 for epic horse time
TechMan296 9 months ago
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TechMan296 9 months ago
because u got a southern accent
kissyface93 9 months ago
destroy... you say destrey wrong xDD
haha just started watching ur vids, you're funny xD
Casey3390TV 10 months ago
His accent is so cute. c':
Kbocker1 10 months ago 3
lol "boob!" very random lmao xDDD
charishyerty83 11 months ago
i love you hair and your personality . hey please watch my video and comment on it tell me what you think plz(: it is called my brother and my house
Ralphie655 11 months ago
i love you hair and your personality . hey please watch my video and comment on it tell me what you think plz(:
Ralphie655 11 months ago
"It's the best plan of my life!"
...
"It's probably gonna fail!"
XD
((End of video))
*Points to froggy*
"Heyyy...."
Funny as hell dude, keep it up!
YaoiLoverForLife44 11 months ago 3
"IM GOING TO KILL YOU! " "Whaaat?" "No... not like that..." *stares at froggy* lol
GreaterEssence 11 months ago 3
ZELDA! :D
ninjadude620 1 year ago
omy!! i f'ing love your voice!
fiesaa 1 year ago
OH MY GOD, THERE'S ACTUALLY SOMETHING ON HIS RACK!
RaverGIRRL 1 year ago 5
*points a frog* hey...
hilarious XD
DarkangelKat 1 year ago 6
Chance you CANT be pregnant ur a GUY!
NinjaBrideget 1 year ago 6
Deh-stroy. Deh-stroy. Deh-stroy.
MilkyFruits 1 year ago
dis dude iz co funny
logancruz8 1 year ago
Hahahaha I said destroy and laughed
FBIMOUS377 1 year ago
When he said guy with his Southern accent and all, it made my heart melt.
maddibleu 1 year ago
destroy LMAO
PhunkyShado0n 1 year ago
Can we still spam Britini Martini?
ratchetstank 1 year ago 7
dude yer a ga!
emonicolehehe 1 year ago 7
The frog is awesome! ZD Epic Silence
kaaraayame 1 year ago
his face at 0:26 was amazing. =D
Underpressuregirl21 1 year ago 4
dude yur a ga
MASR4 1 year ago
the face he made when he said"here's wat im going to do...... Im going to kill u." was amazing, and the way he said it too
Underpressuregirl21 1 year ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! its a froggy! XD lol ima retard
rawrism100 1 year ago
oh my; U always make me left; love you *-*
thevehlai 1 year ago
destroy sounds funny cos u have an awsome accent, duhh x
JessykahForemanTV 1 year ago
that zelda song at the beginning was amaaazing. :o
TiaBoBia24 1 year ago 112
I GOT THAT SAME SHIRT!!!!
TheUb3rN00b 1 year ago
WHOA WHO! (:
blacknbabyblue 1 year ago
1:01 - Yes.
shalajordanna 1 year ago
yea what happened to chance?
smfries458 1 year ago
1:28 WTF XD
xxepicfails101xx 1 year ago
why would 44 people dislike this?? :(
ilovedemilovatosmile 1 year ago
I absolutely love your voice and your accent. :)
beccaliz17 1 year ago
It's funny cause you gotta accent! (:
chsgrlrox 1 year ago
what is the name of the song at the very beginning
Rodrigo3141 1 year ago
Wacka Wacka Wacka!!!!!! You rock my socks dude. Both of them.
yaffydoodle 1 year ago
0:26 funy face!
mariee598 1 year ago
Zelda :D!!
AddictingRetard 1 year ago
blah blah blah blah.... this was a test comment... my comments dont show up half the time so im testing it
openedeyes92 1 year ago
That turtle thing in the background is really distracting. :)
Laureeeezyy 1 year ago
u make my life did you know that. no u didnt. o.o or did u..hmmm oh no u did? get out of my head!!!.wait i like u in my head..interesting .
freakina94 1 year ago
#LOL at the beginning :D
Chance, you can not be pregnant. Dude, you're a guy.
iKupcakes 1 year ago
Destroy, destroy, destroy, destroy, desk toy
MsIBite 1 year ago
Froggie =)
SunAlienDrop42 1 year ago
wow I thought I saw all swiftys videos , he pull all these outta the closet ? but yay!
isaveu 1 year ago
i absolutly love the way u say guy!!
SamafaXo 1 year ago
Swift Gone In To A Game World! 0:18-0:27
PaRappaTheRappa12 1 year ago
destroy destroy . . . . DESTROY !
FreaksWithaCamera69 1 year ago
hey theres a frog :D
Beatlesful 1 year ago
HE IS PREGNANT!!!!
Angel61323 1 year ago
dude.. chance
you cannot be pregnant.
dude youre a guy.
PurpleDrankable 1 year ago 3
so here's what im gona do..
im going to kiiilll you.....
WHAAAAAA?!
ConFuxkTion 1 year ago
wow.
uribebrian 1 year ago
your so hot!
XxconstentinexX 1 year ago 3
PENIS!!!
KecyoRedFire 1 year ago
Dude whenever you just randomly said boob i almost wet myself laughing.. At the end why you turned and looked at that frog and said heyy that was so funny my cuzin did wet herself dude i love you your so funny..
XxMrsSCENEx 1 year ago 2
I love Zelda(: Your funny
TaylaKang 1 year ago
hey, hey you!
smilegirl900 1 year ago
hey, hey you!
smilegirl900 1 year ago
your so random!!!!!!!!!!
DizzyBootsRandom 1 year ago
LOL @ 1:01
fakeasmilex00 1 year ago
destroyyy,
you do it too! (: haha. you say words several times just 'cause they sound weird.
&i'm suprised with how many people comment on your accent. guess they're yankees. lol, it's pretty normal.
yup0heather 1 year ago
omg i love how you always like talk to yourself in all your videos!!
punkchika12312 1 year ago
(.Y.)
sorry, had to do it
fireclan 1 year ago
Chance! You cannot be pregnaunt~ dude, Ur a GUY
cooleogirl97 1 year ago
HAHAHAAA!!
DESTROY!!
why does that sound so funny?
DESTROY! destroy! destroy! destroy... DEStroy... des...troy... hmm. im afraid you have adhd matt. (:
i kid!! funny video :P xx
TheMaccintosh 1 year ago
ITS YOUR BABY SWIFTY :DDDDDD
deathkukki 1 year ago
I like repeating words until they lose their meaning. Destroy. Destroy (:
ZELDA!
CozSevenAteNine 1 year ago
lol OMG HE IS SO CUTE!!! =)
macygracy123 1 year ago
lol yey techno zelda moosic! XD
MrPS2GamesGalore2 1 year ago
YES! saying words till they dont make sense!!!!!
TheCameronSixx 1 year ago
Great boycott idea lol :D
TheGirlWithTheJacket 1 year ago
Destroy :)
SerenaSan86 1 year ago
I still hate you.
UnstableFailureX 1 year ago
omgina!!! i lurvs your hair!!!!
RonnieRadkeLuva 1 year ago
BOOB!
xD
I love you.
I want to be your friend.
Lennosaur 1 year ago
You seem to be forcing yourself to make videos :(
thesambattison 1 year ago
ASKSWIFTY lol I'll be talking to my belly button in spanish and he'll be like "la kara sciento se gomez a cappichio" and ill be like OMG YOU HAVE SPINACH IN UR TEETH BUDDY! and he'll give me a churro:D
ch0c0craz3y2615 1 year ago 2
@ch0c0craz3y2615 dude all i can say about this comment is...... WHAT THE FREAKIN HELL HAVE U BEEN TAKIN?????
LivinLikeAHero 1 year ago
dude your a gaa
lol
weresmypants1 1 year ago
LMFAO i peed myself when you just stared at the frog
savannahsaurXTC 1 year ago 2
Matt, thank you so much for mentioning the songs you use in your videos. I really appreciate it.
astr323 1 year ago
the frog staring part was my fav<3
tinazpage817 1 year ago
when you say 'Destroy' you sound Australian. :)
But i love your accent it's freaking Awesme
melen987 1 year ago
5 stares 4 creepy frog
MyPiderman 1 year ago
Wooooooo! Zeldaaa + Swifttyy = Amazinggggg ! :)
fwaa122 1 year ago
1:00-1:02 hahahahahahahaha!!!! love that!!!
bonesandblood99 1 year ago
man I love the intro song!! The absence- a breath beneath!! it's so fucking awesome... but dude, get a haircut
xSilenTkill 1 year ago
"I'm going tew keel you." XD
Haha, he sounded kind of like Arnold Schwarzenegger at 1:38-1:40 . X)
YamiKiram 1 year ago
@YamiKiram lol he does
familyfan08 1 year ago
once he looked at the frog at 1:00 i stared at it the rest of the video :D and i love the way he says destroy with that southern twang XD
texascatlover13 1 year ago
aha 1:00
iwish96 1 year ago
ahhh, i love zelda !
:)
MekaMekaChan 1 year ago
haha, love the way your talking and then theres just complete silence while you star at thr frog
Hippiegalworldpeace 1 year ago 2
I stared at the frog the whole video...
bill4ever313 1 year ago 3
i love at the end where yhu say "hey" to the frog.
hehhhh
ObsessedAvrilFan 1 year ago
Who's this Chance you speak of?
I know a guy named Chance who
would TOTALLY thinks he was pregnant
xD
muffinator2905 2 years ago
hehe destroy...destery but no not rly
EraseTheSun13 2 years ago
i wonder if you were actually on the phone to chance.... haha. ily. <3 britini martini is a bitchhhhhhh. hahahaha joking:}
pollybaibai 2 years ago
i love when you random;y stared at the frog! and then at 1:28 bewb XD iloveyou♥
AlchemyGirl1796 2 years ago 2
totally a stoner, Great videos ! :D
VoLcOmSk8r4LiF3 2 years ago
Bewbs [;
StfuAndBlow 2 years ago
When u randomly stared at the frog, i laughed sooo freakin hard!!! That's like me and my friends.. We'd be talking about something and then i'd stare at a squirrel and be like "hehe squirrel."
...I have issues
xD
katieisachampion 2 years ago 131
@katieisachampion lol awesome
cristaldejesus28 1 year ago
@cristaldejesus28 yea haha
katieisachampion 1 year ago
@katieisachampion Your not the only one xDDD i was like talking randomly then i saw a bird i got up chased it sat back down then the kid comes up to me an goes whats your name and i'm like ummmm O.o whats ma name again P: then started talking again lol
bella9681 1 year ago
@bella9681 Roflmao xD nice! I've done that before... But the two guys i was with just fallowed me and kept talking xD I was like o.o birdie!!!...wait what'd u say again, sebby? and he was like D: idk the birdie distracted meee. lol it was funny xDD
katieisachampion 1 year ago
@katieisachampion i know me 2. i was laughing so hard when he stared at the frog
cristaldejesus28 1 year ago
@katieisachampion lol i do 2! or more like omfg!!! a squirrel! and how he realeats destroy cuz it sounded weird ..me does dat 2 lol my freinds be lik WTF IS SHE DOIN?!?!
XSilentxXxScreamerX 1 year ago
@XSilentxXxScreamerX lol nice! haha today i was repeating my friend Adrew's name over and over cuz it sounded weird for a second... haha. lol same with my friends.. they'd be like WTF IS HE REPEATING DESTROY FOR?! IS HE MENTAL OR SOMETHING?! then they'd start repeating it xD
katieisachampion 1 year ago
@katieisachampion ha ya ikr! my friend is ating my other friend (yesh one is a guy and one is a girl) and i kept repeating her first name with his last name and i would draw it out and then i started doing the diosaur on crack dance then i couldn't stop laughing and pple kept asking if i was hight cuz well i looked like it...
XSilentxXxScreamerX 1 year ago
@XSilentxXxScreamerX haha wow xD i would do the same thing...actually i do already lol
katieisachampion 1 year ago
@katieisachampion lol that is funny and yes i do the same. hehehehe we're special haha
screaminglife14 1 year ago
@katieisachampion Lol i do the same exact thing XD
DCN0B 1 year ago
haha while watching this video i waas stairing at the frog in that background and was thinking..i wonder if he knows its there lmao and then he staired at it and was totally like that made my life haha XD
ZombieFR3AK91 1 year ago 175
ps...thought it was a turtle lol
ZombieFR3AK91 1 year ago
@katieisachampion that's a turtle...
MissJuliaBelle 1 year ago
@katieisachampion Damn I so love it you have issues, I forgot how to spel that word I've been going on for weeks like how do I spell the word issues... Thanks bro...
Edor12345 1 year ago
Lol when you randomly looked at the frog I laughed so hard.
AvaAdoresMe 2 years ago 11
who the fuck is Britini Martini?
iBobchannel 2 years ago
Who the fuck are You?
IHIopeless 2 years ago 4
BOOB!
speedymysweety 2 years ago 98
Holy crap lol, when you stared at the frog in the background I loled and spat my coke out! Damn you! :D
orgathra 2 years ago 5
freakin sweet videos dewd!! but wahts the song at the begging of them all?
oh and i subbed!
xxKoRndudexx 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
shes made like 9 videos fag bitch!!!
minjincorp 2 years ago
best SKC video yet XDDD
MrNatatoe 2 years ago
"Destroy,destroy,destroy,destroy,destroy" XDDDD
MrNatatoe 2 years ago
hehe! funny guy
music0chick1 2 years ago
why is kermite the frog in the back round?? or is that a turtle? i can't tell. i fell stupid............
Underpressuregirl21 2 years ago
its a frog but not kermit
pandamandawesomeful 2 years ago
Where was the nipple bit? :'(
hollydoobie 2 years ago
Can anyone tell me what the song in the beg. is???
beautiful4ever92 2 years ago
Zelda" - Math the Band
gja911 2 years ago
FROG!
lilschanster 2 years ago
omfg zelda is amazing!!!!!
jinxdakitti 2 years ago
1:28 LOL boob
musicismylifesource 2 years ago
when u say destory enough it starts to not sound like a wurd :D
BraadleeB 2 years ago
when you were saying destroy sounded like you were saying destry xD
Rhonda498 2 years ago
ya matthew love the turtle in the background!!! :)
rayona1868 2 years ago
111777 views =)
devilzreality93 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
are u retarded
TheRavensBane 2 years ago
u sound british!!
destrooyy
destrooyy
HannahPatt92 2 years ago
whats wrong with brits?
im british
Darkblade987 2 years ago 5
he didn't say it was a bad thing dingle berry : )
Sk8erbakerskater 2 years ago
are you and Britini Martini bf and gf??
DollyBoBolly 2 years ago
MATHEW BRIAN BROWN!!! hello,, wats ur name?? lolol harharr
dodamumbo97 2 years ago
it sounded like you had a british accent :D
choooberry 2 years ago
I love you Matthew.
Sheabaybay26 2 years ago
OMFG!!! you have a froggy thingy on the shelf!!! XD you never have anything on the shelf :P xD
nobodylovezmex3 2 years ago 3
i just realised that people who make videos enjoy talkin to themselves and people who watch the videos have nothin better to do then watch the person talk to them selve haha :D I LOVE IT!! im one of the losers that watchs sexii ass matt talk to himself!! :P
LaughingChick1 2 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear
HitmanAFVG 2 years ago
heres what Im going to do.....
Im going to kill you...
LMAO
xxxneadybearxxx 2 years ago
DESTROY!
narutofrakis 2 years ago
"HAY"
XD
2:00
12alycia34 2 years ago 2
thi vid wuz made on my bdayy
gummybeargirl77 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
get a haircut you fucking faggot
YaikonMetal 2 years ago
stop hating on swifty you fucking doosh! if you dont like him dont watch his vidz!!!
BlackCanDance 2 years ago 7
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012SASSYGAL 2 years ago
your hot lol!!
bffs4eva1001 2 years ago 4