Clark and Michael: The Last Open Mic Nite

[4OozT0freedom]

@bigchoad4lyfe

He said, "I've played nurseries with more fuckin' enthusiasm."

This stand-up act was amazing.

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[sonicry]

whats the song playing?!?!?! hahahaha cera's the best!

[MtDewgirl09]

@sonicry Song is "Only Time" by Enya

[sonicry]

@MtDewgirl09 Thanks!



[SteveSteves11]

was this before he got famous ?

[MtDewgirl09]

@SteveSteves11 Famous as in before Superbad, then yes haha. He co-starred in a show on Fox though back in 2003 called Arrested Development if you haven't heard of it. Was a funny show I think :)

[neilkulp]

brilliant

[EBOWARRIOR]

They really need to make a mockumentary movie, they are the odd couple lol.

[neilkulp]

@EBOWARRIOR isnt that the premise of their show?

[EBOWARRIOR]

@neilkulp Well yeah thats why they need to do a movie version or at least a new series of these webisodes

[willlliw]

his hat is the most amazing thing

[peacencarrots]

how the fuck did he get through this without laughing.

[laloopa]

I love his Sassy hat hahaha

[jdanfaulkneezy]

This is so funny and creative that it's almost discouraging.

[llbcomiskey1]

Love it! Wish there was more.

[satiricarl]

brilliant! fucking brilliant! And his hat says SASSY on it... very smart very subtle. And I love michael's parting words, "i've played nurserys that better fucking enthusiasm..." So fuckin ballsy! The crowd reaction was great but he still takes a vicious shot at them as he leaves... loved it! MOOOOORE PLEASE!

[stinkywhiskeybuttons]

your toasted almond strands

[mann5711]

genius

[CStarz608]

lol the visual of them sitting down and planing this

[cameronjamesparker]

hahahahahahaha

ive played nursery's with more enthusiasm

[dmjdmj]

01.23 "I just need it louder so I can hear myself"

Subtle and hysterical

[KidsTableVideos]

Genius!

[ilivedaysaway]

i love you guys. and kudos to playing the unicorns... i love them.

[demi7selena7]

haha!

hes so cute Xp

[Jeffnstuf]

his hat is so funny "sassy" haha

[levimon]

does anyone know what the song is that plays when he reads the poem?

[tooblover]

it's by enya...

[lovemeorh8tme]

what is with the audience?? seriously SHUT UP!!!

[pijb22]

hahaha. if I were michael cera, I would've cracked down laughing before the poem

[Alkhir69]

Man, these guys are such geniuses!

[Florcitarg8]

I love Michael but there is something i don't get , why that long hug? I found it funny at the beginning but after some minutes it got boring.

[inasmalltown50]

the hat says it all.

[dleffskate]

i think you guys are great :)

[TurnisGotRich]

Hey, let's get known. if we keep it up, we'll show the haters!! (brilliant Unicorns song)

awesome outro song to this cool set.

[brightsidejim71]

The Audience suck!, its the kind of dickish,immature attitude you'd expect at your High School :P.What Cera said was spot on! haha hilarious!

[Steoandnoodles]

Well the jokes on the audience becuase he got to star in one of the greatest teen movies of all time (Superbad)

[lovemeorh8tme]

amen! :)

[harrypottertweak]

Yeah I found out it's called Only Time by Enya

[harrypottertweak]

whats the name of the song he starts playing on the boom box? the slow one? i have been looking for it for years.

[pancakefun]

Isn't it a song by Enya?

[iberollin]

I think it's "Only Time" by Enya.

"It's broken into twelfths"

LOL

[splatwacker]

lots a female voices...

[cosades1]

I think these guys are great, this was good, but nothing great

[isadoraseventeen]

Miachael's comedy is like Andy Kaufman's, but better.

[slugmess]

he is like andy kaufman

[SaveAD]

awesome! i like the unicorns in the credits too :)

[videosarecool]

i really think this is awesome

[marleyo1]

wow, that was so good haha. i had no idea he did comedy before acting. props

[xoxJBfreakxox]

anyone who doesnt think this is ridiculously hilarious just does not appreciate the comedic genius that is clark and michael.

[sofiekirial]

I am on your side. this is best of the best. I just don't think everybody has the IQ to get it ;)

[justintliu]

@xoxJBfreakxox Yeah you're right man. No one gets it because they''re so dumb. Only us pretentious guys who have to broadcast this though Youtube comments are comically intelligent enough to perceive the humor that is so subtle here. We're so awesome and better than everyone else!

[McHam019]

wow.

that was amazing.

[pijb22]

wtheck. bitter untalent asshole #17? who were the other 16 x]

[kaykay1725]

hahaha i love michael's hat!

[hotjack]

"bitter untalented asshole"

LMAO

legends

[ryansmith1977]

fucking brilliant. i hope that bitter asshole #17 dies angry and alone.

[BANCAKESandPISCUITS]

This audience didn't deserve Michael Cera. Some people just don't understand his comedy.

[Kiki13]

honestly!

[radicalewok]

such good actors

[jamiebishop908]

I love how awkward this is! Great job Clark (Amy) and Michael.

[Djabcd123dB]

What was the song at the end?

[redrosebud06]

omg. that was tooooo hilarious. Michael is tooo adorable.

[rickywinterborne]

While it's a little hard to tell from the vid, I assume from a few people yelling and that asshole who comes on the stage that the audience didn't like it.

What a bunch of ungrateful bitches, I would have killed to see such an event live.

[prettyfish]

What's the song playing briefly during the end credits?

[TokyoBitchCrew]

GO MICHAEL!

I'm glad this kid has balls

Clark you were sooo good ... You should come to sdsu we'd kill to have you haha

[meRmeRmelisss]

i wanna marry this dude! ahhhhhh! freakin cute :)

[lmcgee]

i love how he seems awkward and stuff...but he's actually really ballsy (michael)

SO adorable

[SaveTheMooses]

That is some absolutely brilliant performance art. See how long it takes to completely alienate an audience. Awesome stuff.

Michael Cera is a genius of our time.

[meh88]

wow, fuckin bitches booing... I'd fuckin shove my dick down their mouths so they'd just shut the fuck up! This is great comedy!

[naturaelanthem]

it was funny...

but I really don't get the last line. was michael actually pissed??

[freetoys]

I think he said something like "I just want to say that I've played nurseries with fucking more enthusiasm.

[karlbeezy]

you guys are working your way up my fav comedian ladder near the ever-popular yet not at all overated DAVIDE DE LA CHAPELLA

[Stinkyx3]

And that was totally worth watching the whole way through, haha

[Stinkyx3]

Lucky kid in the orange

[softerworld89]

love the ending

[lauriley]

*hat i mean

[lauriley]

i LOVE that his shirt says sassy! hahaha i laughed so hard when i realized that

[tossan82]

Haha bitter untalanted asshole #17 :) But yeah, the people in the audience were total dicks. Can't blame them too much though, not everyone gets the brilliance that is Clark and Michael.

[petermichaelwilson]

a TON of jealousy in l.a. as well...even at an open mic.

[distiller619]

"please dont laugh.."

lolz

[Ifonlyyoucouldsee]

They are just gutsy and hilarious!

[kbyourself]

hahaha

"i think OF your upper thighs--SHH."

ahahah he is too great.

[tadortot258]

I love Michael Cera. WOOT! XD

[FattyMcfattNoEar]

You guys truly make me giggle in the tummy!

[atomicsparrow]

looks like mr. manager met mrs. manager

[themasterbakerrr]

They just plain didn't know.

This is brilliantly silly.

[jackslith9]

people are so lame.. i would have loved to be there.. i love how the guy that pushed them with his butt to prove a point or whatever but it makes him look like a dumbass

[motiongraphics2005]

where/when was this?

[motiongraphics2005]

wow, that was f*#king ballsy.

[valleyg]

where did michael get his hat from? its so sassy

[Katsh1993]

aw poor guy

[fakechic]

really fucking hilarious, michael cera is amazing, dry comedy RULES

[petehinz]

i dont know how you follow that.

[abx630]

"I've played nurseries with fuckin' more enthusiasm."

Haha best line ever!!

I bet these ppl at the show are now regretting trying to get them off the stage....with Michael pretty much being EVERYWHERE & Clark on Greek. Theyre kickin there own asses right now, haha.

I enjoyed this clip. I love dry humor.

[MtDewgirl09]

Definitely loved that last line LOL!

That guy in the orange ws lucky, unless he was a pt of it too

[kirjapan]

Genius! I don't know why I thought of Andy Kaufman while watching this :P

[HELP203]

haha this is so good

[emmmmilie]

oh. my. god. i love you guys.......way to piss off a sucky audience!!!!! hahahaahaha i LOVE YOUGUYS!!!!

[mjm321]

Instead of Enya, he should have got John Michael Montgomery himself(that was him, wasnt it?) to sing an encore...

[MandyxxMassacre]

Is the audience full of kindergarteners? What's up with them talking every two seconds... Incredible.

[dudeitsgnarly]

Hilarious. Only down part was that the crowd sucked, as did the asshole that went on after Clark & Michael.

[sagesebas]

What is the song at the end it is really cool.

[Indstryofweezles]

The Unicorns: Lets Get Known

[nobrassvb]

you can hear someone say "isnt that the guy from that show AD?"... or something along those lines, while he's "cueing the music"

[xTRIPxONxACIDx]

Hilarious!!

[GIANTSTALKLIKETHIS]

what did that guy do like bump you like what was his damage?

[WrongHeaded07]

Those people have no idea how lucky they were to see that. Couldn't stop laughing.

[croutonochrist48]

was he serious when he said the nursery part? agh! haha i loved it. i wish i was the "amy" :P

[wallytacker]

haha....i hope he was. that crowd sucked balls. if you're reading this and you were at this open mic night, kill yourself and rid the world of your ignorance.

[salisburysteak]

Michael, if you need another hug...

[also: THE UNICORNS, heck yes.]

[dreztofire]

I would have given my right nut to be at that open mic night.

Okay, maybe not, but that was genius

[frostzime]

does anyone know what song he was playing while reading the poem?

[begirl11]

Enya - Only Time

[frostzime]

thanks

[EliFreeling]

Perfect ending wow that was great

[JillieLee]

Honestly, how did people not recognize Michael?? He was the star of the greatest tv show in the history of humans making tv shows.

Of course, you know I mean Arrested Development, not his star turn on "Doc."

And seeing as I can no longer walk into my local movie theater without bumping into a life size cut out of Michael and Jonah Hill, I am even more surprised. Sure, I walk into it on purpose and try to steal it but I'm sure everyone is doing the same...no? Oh. Shoot.

[1redtaxi]

Its not THE best show, its like top 3 mash is one, scrubs two, and then AD. If it had been on longer it would be number one but I love it too

[IAAPhoto]

how could you possibly think scrubs is better than arrested development?

[IamCOOOOOOOL]

Well, Arrested Development is too witty, so the average mediocre minds will find a hard time favoring it over everything else, whereas Scrubs is like a smack in the face; to obvious, so idiots will surely favor it above all else. So don't blame him; he's just minding his mental threshold.

[mataresex]

god that took a little to settle in but that is wonderful

[Portcho]

This could be the greatest open mic performance of all time.

[heatsketch]

fucking people telling them to get off

and fucking bitter untalented asshole # 17

[ilovemichealcera]

AHH i love you michael cera i love your new show and arrested development ur the funniest , handsomes, cooests, best guy on earth i love you soo much i dont careif their is a 6 year age diffrence

[doublevision03]

ok that is effin hilarious. i just graduated from lmu this year and worked at the lion's den til last dec, so i find it hilarious that people didn't notice michael. and the whole thing with loui rodriguez singing in the beginning...oh lord. don't even get me started on him lol

[katoisgood]

i like your hat. the glitter made it both sassy and classy.

[dangerXscene]

"She was like a girl version of me."

hahaahaha. and this is why you two are my favorite actors. :)

[fleeperzonk]

hilarious

[blitzio]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[jtotheoe]

haha i assume they were not asked back after that...

do people not know who he is??? hes famous!!!

[DammitSteve]

fucking brilliant

[Americansquirm]

Ride it. Ride it straight to hell. Dr. Kaufman would be proud.

[kwijibomonkey]

Best ever.

[UnklRudi]

"You guys ready to laugh?" haha

[lizabethswann]

The nursery bit was the gold of the clip!

[bulhamhead]

Hilarity.

[newpollution32]

I didn't hear the line at the end, all I heard was nurseries and enthusiasm

[conormang]

"I've played nurseries with fuckin' more enthusiasm."

[coquelicotchaton]

Awesome stuff. And I also love The Unicorns!

[mooncrack]

Pure genius.

And is that the Unicorns at the end? Fuck yea.

[heartkore]

i thought he was talking about a real girl. lol

[lkikaiderl]

hahaha, so amazing. nice song at the end. the unicorns were an incredible band

[videosarecool]

yes

[JitterbugProductions]

More like 'Last Open MIKE Night!' ...Cuz his name is Michael...

~Jitterbug

[nobrassvb]

eat a dick.

[JitterbugProductions]

Well It's also cuz he's a slut. Fucker needs to close his legs and open a book.

[ISmellLikeASexyGuy]

I remember reading about this in your myspace blog.

and I always wanted to see one of them on video

[tkilgore]

lol, i posed my comment before I the "nurseries" at the end... that was hilarous

[tkilgore]

This was real funny, where were these events done?

[MC97]

That was brilliant. I love it.

[thehowdydodats]

brillaint! inspired! kinda weird! i loved it...keep up the good work.