Portal Cake Recipe

[E1craZ4life]

I thinkk they purposely added the weird ingredients so that GLaDOS would need to listen to the recipe several times to pick out the right ingredients. Thumbs up if you agree.

[rubygloom73]

Oh crap! I forgot to add the volatile malted milk impoundments! Now my cake is going to suck!!

[Hakkun9872]

It sounded real good...at least until 0:30, anyway. Yeech!

And "an entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands"?

What teh fuk was that about? How much animosity can a computer have?

[mrmovieguy1000]

I got all the ingredients!..

Except... "One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.

[mrmovieguy1000]

Damn, it's hard to find fish shaped dirt!

[hihimovies12]

wow... i dont want the cake now.

[1234567890waffle]

An entry on, "How to kill someone with your bare hands"

I fell off the chair laughing... X'D

[1234567890waffle]

sediment shaped sediment XDDDDD

[TeruMikami5432]

anyone wanna help me bake this?

[commanderbly009]

@TeruMikami5432

will there be fish shaped dirt, and sediment shaped sediment? cause i love thoes!!

[TeruMikami5432]

@commanderbly009 of course!!

[commanderbly009]

@TeruMikami5432

<3

[TeruMikami5432]

@commanderbly009 :3

[michaelxlife]

I'm having trouble finding the sediment shaped sediment.

[ONLYUSEmeAZN]

The fish-shaped solid waste make all the difference!

[MWolf555]

ok, so i might not want that cake O_O

[Wolft3k]

1:55 Deep penetration O_O

[evilchao25]

Sounds good. Pull and peel licorice! Rubharb! On fire! Odor control!

[jaller4549]

this guy likes stuff shaped like fish and rhubarb

[killrrogue]

honestly i would eat it 

[Musicture]

I think I'm gonna try making this... 

[StoffInc]

There is a HUGE difference between the cores from portal 1 and 2

[Bobtailthecat]

WOW... This is the only video I've seen where the CC doesn't screw up!

You win the internet...

[GemuKokoro7]

1 tablespoon of flaming rubard

[DuckstersRave]

Fish shape ALL the ingredients!

[Thepokeman99]

press 3 for sediment shaped sediment

[Mr3x0tic]

Wheres fish shaped rhubarb?

[matcuth]

im going to make this



[Moynusaxon]

the most delicious of cakes

[Ice2441]

Candy Coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.

The fish part made me LOL.

[shadowconcert]

an entry called "how to kill some one with your bare hands", hey guys this is Chuck Norris's recipe! XD

[1aundulxaldin]

They might as well have sent THIS recipe to the Muslims instead of the Cupcake bullsh*t. 

[Portalovod111]

Unpalatable cake!

[1jameskim1231]

the cake i baked killed some one!

[thegameulost]

If Chuck Norris morphed into a Krogan, he could eat this cake and survive. Unless you are Krogan Chuck Norris, don't eat this cake.

[pkinzel1]

thats alot of rhubarb

[MjIaCcHkAsEoLn1958]

Sediment shaped sediment FTW!!!

[garvandragon]

the inteligence core only gives u the dumbed down version the screen shows the real one

[bigshotgunful]

Deep penetration Asians And Ruhbarb Jews! XD

[herbivore007]

damn... how could I forget the adjustable aluminium head positioner for my chocolate cake!?

[xsunny14x]

What about some fish and rhubarb?? Don't we have to add that ;P

[pikmin937]

5 cups fish shaped rhubarb

[MegaError101]

 But will it blend?

[architek9000]

I wonder if the spelling of "All purpose FLOWER" was intentional.

[beachghost93]

@architek9000 That's the way Portal's official captions spelled it, so I decided to do the same. I also wondered if they meant flour.

[architek9000]

@beachghost93 Considering the other odd ingredients, I wouldn't put it past Valve to make it say Flower on purpose.

[flameblade49]

@beachghost93 well they do say "All purpose rhubarb" so it wouldn't be too surprising

[emberthepirate5]

how cute. wheatly used to have freckles. one sec imma go get wheatly and play trololo in bacroung

[1goldenguy1]

*smacks lips*

Hmm, needs more sediment, fish shaped fish, rhubarb, fish shaped rhubarb, and more rhubarb.

[Vyocae]

FUCKING CUTE. THAT IS ALL.

P.S.: I MEAN LIKE REALLY CUTE. ADORABLE.

P.P.S.: I'M SORRY I KILLED YOU, BABY. D':

[FireStarDoink]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS VIDEO!

IT ACTUALLY WORKED! I made this cake for my friend's birthday!

But for some reason everybody said it tasted like a mixture of raisins, shit, and dirt.

I wonder why.

[6250valtra]

@FireStarDoink Haha. :D

[joripien]

I don't even need a fish shaped rhubarb?

[runixalphawave]

thumbs up if you put the fish shaped dirt in...

[RainbowDash45]

sounds like a episode of glee

[jaller4549]

sediment shaped sediment

[AwesomianProductions]

Sobs

[TheMgStudios]

this is gonna be my birthday cake :D

[Eternaleopardkill]

an entry how to kill someone with your bare hands.

[SheepTimeProductions]

1 llarge egg is equal to 3 eggs!

[Bobtailthecat]

It's my birthday, I need to learn how to make this cake!

[DrejStinger1986]

@Bobtailthecat Write it down (if you can catch the subtitles) ;)

[shadow1971011]

ehem ahem :D people of youtube when i made the cake ive been teleported in portal ive benn shitty these months

[austinisdabombify]

mmmmm volatile milk yum



[DoctorCal]

Here's the way I heard it all: I ran out of time while dashing toward the incinerator carrying the blue core, and stopped to take the dog for a walk. I didn't press any key after getting my limit of deadly neurotoxin, and as I came back into the apartment, up the stairs, into my room, I couldn't help but hear enough of the recipe to realize it's going on for so long. I must have listened to it six times through before I went out looking for a video like this one. Hilarious stuff.

[TheRandomnessx7]

Damn i think i forgot some rhubarb in my cake

[Grayhamism]

Membranes!!!

[Grayhamism]

hmmm... an entry called "how to kill someone with your bare hands.'

[Grayhamism]

Like Weatley. (only stupider)

[thebaseballcardguru]

The gas and odor control chemicals which, I'm told, deodorize and preserve putrid flesh are in the cake, but nowhere in the recipe did I hear the ingredient 'putrid flesh.' So I'm thinking that the deodorizing chemicals are there to preserve your putrid flesh after you take one bite of this cake and it KILLS YOU.

[docdo1]

Tell me sir...have you tried the recipe yourself?

[iLyProfessorLayton]

Where am i supposed to find some sediment shaped sediment?!

[Grayhamism]

@iLyProfessorLayton its only sediment in the shape u found it in

[firepele]

they forgot fish shaped rhubarb and 1 person failed at making the cake

[firepele]

so i need rhubarb syringes, and fish shape items

[DeCans1999]

Holy fish batman, Holy rhubarb Robin

[siloPIRATE]

This could be Wheatley? Terrible ideas being given there

[GorexSx0]

Did I just hear some porn at 1:55 ?

[zachman329]

@GorexSx0 i think he did

[bateryman002]

fish shapped rubarb

[bateryman002]

fish shapped 

[Francis5795]

01:07 Saxton Hale reference much?

[comedyman800]

I MADE IT.... -_- it taste like shit thought ...BUT i did look good

[lionsandtigers2000]

Sediment shaped sediment? And fish shaped dirt... Lol.

[TimothyARohlman]

LOL fish shaped dirt

and sediment shaped sediment

[lilparis47]

i, for one, am glad the cake is a lie. It would of FREAKING KILLED ME IF IT WASN'T

[AvaFreak873]

I was doing my homework while listening to this.

I had to define vocab words.

I spent a good few minutes trying to find "rhubarb" in my textbook instead of my actual vocab word.

:B

[CPGiveAwaysAndCoins]

whats rhubarb? lol

[MurasakiFujiwara]

@CPGiveAwaysAndCoins it's a plant that looks a bit like celery, but it's kind of bitter sweet. It's used in a lot of pies. It's not bad, but I know a lot of people who can't stand it.

[DavidDMAN22]

Ethylbenzene...DELICIOUS!

Ingector Needle Gun...minor cuts and stabs but DELICIOUS!

Adjustable Aluminum Head Positioner...relaxing but DELICIOUS!

Unsaturated Polyester Resin...I have no Idea but DELICIOUS!

Geosynthetic Membranes...Did I hear that right?

Odor Controlled Chemicals...WHAT!?!?!?!?

THIS IS POISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ErikaOfTheWolves]

The cake is a lie.

[ErikaOfTheWolves]

This sounds delicious.

[YourFavoriteHacker]

an entry on "How to kill someone with your bare hands"

[rsjonm1999]

I found out that weatley says that in portal still alive today too*with a few mistakes*

ima try it though! lol

[AznFTW213]

dam some1 should actually try making this..... Hope ur still alive...

[jellyjaay]

darn! i was doing well untill i got to the flaming rhubarb! :C

better start again >.<

[hunter398]

Sediment shaped Sediment sounds good.

[fidcar]

1 guy/girl is fish shaped solid waste.

[gunch7]

the cake is gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rsjonm1999]

@gunch7 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ITS DELISIOS!!!!! mabye you didnt do it right.. hmmm did you get the cordless electric needle injector.

[InvaderCristi]

Anyone else lost their appitite?

[loghead337]

fish shaped rhubarb :D

[RainbowGoneMad]

RHU-BARB.

[shindoubaka]

@Spyvich No I think it's cake core. Caek = w =

[97harpy]

That one person who disliked this video probably didn't take the fish shaped garnishes and rhubar very well.

[KenshenSim]

is the recipe real? or is the eye gabering!?

[thomasbradleyh]

@KenshenSim It's sort of real... Until he gets to the garnishes...

[lijey2000]

WHAT HAPPENED TO WHEATLY!!!

[Those3Eds]

I think we know why we never got the cake...

WHO WOULD WANT TO EAT A SOLID WASTE CAIK?

[omega0078]

THUMB UP IF THERE ISN'T ENOUGH RHUBARB! also deep penetration asian at 1:55

[tabbyaboutroots]

oh boy i love sediment shaped sediment

[APairOfDenimPants]

Wheatley is stoned man....

[dec5952]

@APairOfDenimPants That's not Wheatley

[APairOfDenimPants]

@dec5952 It resembles hims, thus the joke.

[dec5952]

@APairOfDenimPants Yeah i kinda realised while typing the reply but i wasn't sure if you said because he looks like him or if you acctually thaught it was him =P

[Schiznie]

._. the cake is a lie

[vThompson360]

Well got to say they like their rhubarb

[AnddoTrailers]

Wheatley in his college years.

[CatMaster90001]

@AnddoTrailers I guess he was taking a degree in cooking. why did he become an Apreture science core instead?

[animalluver102]

@AnddoTrailers You forgot that he was on crack

[lceus]

This is more likely to kill people than that "How to make Crystals" video.

[RatchetBlissprod]

wheatly :D

[Chololololololobe]

It likes resins, rhubarb, and fish.

[Ryanjoe64]

FISH SHAPED EVERYTHING

[killerdogd1]

OK WE GET IT YOU LIKE FISH *JEEZ*

[KieSTUDIOS]

Cake please!

[adeon07]

I made this at home. For some reason, it didn't taste too nice. I don't know why.

[SspavvesS]

@adeon07 probably too much plastic explosive...

(I know i'm not funny, i am bored right now, and i didn't know what to write...)

[ZeroDividesByYOU]

@adeon07 Where did you get a cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb and fish-shaped ethyl benzene? And it probably tasted bad because you forgot the entry called "How to Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands"!

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

@adeon07 you could bite through the fiberglass?

[thebackyardmovies]

@adeon07 i assume flaming rhubarb isn't healthy either

[animalluver102]

@adeon07 Hmm.. any chance you can tell me where to get the entry, how to kill someone with your bare hands? I cant find the granulated sugar either.

[SonOfThunderzMedia]

@adeon07 maybe because of 4 large eggs?

[xsunny14x]

@adeon07 maybe because of the rhubarb :P

[sarabitches5chloe]

" an entry called: how to kill some one with your bare hands " WTF O_O

[Superspy300]

I love rhubarb

[WatershipDownFan]

I reeeaallllyyyy don't think there's enough fish or rhubarb in this recipe..hmm, guess I'll have to add more myself...

[aughuh]

he looks high

[dem123mas]

candy coated peanut butter peaces... shaped like fish! lol

[EasyRecipesHQ]

like the video

[TheB4D4ZZ]

i like rhubarb on fire lol!

[Samuraislash600]

WTF fish fish fish all shaped like fish? An rhubarb?! And explosive ingredients?! Death cake if you ask me D:

[gordonfreemanrulz]

Thumbs up if you know rhubarb is a explosive, and if you know resin is soap

[ManectricPup]

I don't like fish . . . and I don'tthink fish waste taste good. . . then again chocolate

*30 minutes and 1 cake eaten later*

no chocolate doesn't help

[SupaNubz]

So many fishes and rhubarbs.......... And an entry on how to kill someone with your bare hands?

[Yoshimarumono]

hmmm. I'd like to see the curiosity core (orange) have a conversation with the cake core. i was laughing for the entirety of this game. Portal 2! woot!

[Yoshimarumono]

hmmm. I'd like to see the curiosity core (orange) have a conversation with the cake core.

[christine13horne]

mmmm rhu ba-arb......

[ApertureScienceDBA]

Please be advised that unauthorized cake recipe alteration/modification/revers­­e engineering may result in mild-to-severe side effects such as:

- loss of hunger induced motivation

- unauthorized serotonin-activated happiness level increase

- nausea

- vomiting

- loss of balance

- deviation in body mass-gravitational constant

- severe rhubarb growth-factor Rb28 deficiency

- intermittent acquisition of meta-material properties (i.e. invisibility)

Please, refer to you complimentary survival manual.

[BoldlyGoNowhere]

one cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb? ಠ_ಠ

[DeamonNURSE]

yay fish shape, sediment shaped sediments, rubarb and injectores!!!!!

[NoFearFro]

1:04 Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes?!?!?!

[Birdywar]

they really like rhubarb

[legomario]

@Birdywar and fish shaped stuff.

[shadowrun443]

I would make this cake. Just to see what happens.

[Calgarian]

Ugh this cake would kill you... 

[IBrakerI]

here you find the Cake recipe: food.com/recipe/cake-from-port­al-264919

[fakirgnome]

Lol, this is amazing :P

[Emil12345558]

Green is Morality, Yellow is Curiousity, Red is Aggression, but what should you call the Blue core? Cake-recipe-listing Core? Nah...

[guhmoose]

@Emil12345558 It's called the logic core... -_-

[foxatfire]

@cuddlez54 you mother freggin genius loved that "bad troll go back to your bridge" awsome(: Ima steal it, if you don't mind??

[foxatfire]

@purerangie what a fucking downing... You the nigger (uneducated), your grammar fails.. This game is gun online, you get to use ur imagination to build. And if you hate this song and game, why search things you hate?? Makes no sense... And if your inssults and grammar made sense and you typed about meaningfull things, they might insult the person, L2TROLL niggerr.

[sonicSWEETheart]

it's a good thing i have a full suply of deep penetration asians.

what???

oh.... deep penetration AGENTS. well now i have a problem...

[IndestructableXX]

Where do I buy fish shaped ethyl benzene?

[bononcrusher2]

Wonder what rhubarb tastes like

[TheNekokun]

.......wow, thats a lot of rhubarb

[ShadowkingA321]

I have a problem with this recipe. The fish dirt I got, but what does Sediment shaped Sediment look like D:

[KolesMen11]

# 1 (18 1/4 ounce) package chocolate cake mix # 1 (12 ounce) can coconut pecan frosting # 3/4 cup vegetable oil # 7 egg whites # 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips # 3/4 cup butter or 3/4 cup margarine, melted # 2/3 cup granulated sugar # 1 teaspoon vanilla extract # 2 cups all-purpose flour # 2/3 cup cocoa powder # 1/4 teaspoon baking soda # 1 teaspoon salt # 1/4 teaspoon baking powder # 1/3 cup water # 2 (12 ounce) cans vanilla frosting # 8 maraschino cherries i found this at food.com :)

[EmoGiggityMan]

Do NOT make this is real life with all that stuff.

It will kill you.

It is fully poisoned.

[yumstuffyummy]

putrid tissue

[DrayFan12]

FISH

[xzaner1]

(.: 0 :.) Fish, Fish, I like fish, Give me fish, Fish, Oh and rhubarb.

(I like how he says "Rhubarb")

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