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  • oh fuck ..she`s such a bitch!! i hate her so!!!

  • Peanut butter Jelly timme song!

  • Someone has released a copy of Hillary Clinton's bedtime prayer. Here it is:

    "Now I lay me down to sleep;

    I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

    Keep me safe through all the drama -

    Just let someone shoot Obama."

  • lmao

  • Pres Bush greatest man of vision for invading Iowa, whoops Iraq.. both are dangerous.

  • LOL, hillary sux

  • back in black by acdc

  • You know what song you should use... GET THE F*** OUT OF IRAQ!!!! (GO OBAMA!!!!!!!)

  • your either a moron, a islamic facist supporter, or a racist, or the last option jsut plain ignorant.

  • LMAO! I'm a Hillary supporter but that's just plain funny.

  • lol!

  • HILLARY WAS "DUPED" INTO VOTING FOR WAR IN IRAQ?

    Hillary repeatedly pretends she didn't know President Bush would regard a bill titled "Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Iraq Resolution of 2002" as an authorization to go to war!

  • Check out "Hillary:why wont you apologise" on Youtube.I certainly wouldnt want her pickin up the phone at 3am

    GO OBAMA!

  • HAHA!

    this is brilliant.

    no disrespect to the senator, though. :)

  • hilary is a stupid bitch

  • you r to

  • hahaha nice

  • screw republicans their all just scared of Hilary and Obama

  • lmao!! i love it it is so funny i saw her stupid video it has nothing on obama's

  • This woman sounds like her but doesn't look anything like her.

  • FUCK YOU DOUMBASSES

  • Google: how many Clinton associates have died?

    You will discover 47! People who had "dirt" on the Clinton's suddenly die in freak accidents, kill themselves and are murdered. 47!

  • Barack Obama cruised past a fading Hillary Rodham Clinton in the Wisconsin primary Tuesday night, gaining the upper hand in a Democratic presidential race for the ages.

  • NEW SONG FOR HILLARY "LOVES ME LIKE BARACK" "why don't they?" LOVE ME LIKE BARACK ?

  • How about the Chinese National Anthem? Hill and Bill could sing in harmony....

  • that was good. Has anyone watched the song Hillary for U and me, something bring back our democracy? I am embarassed for people that do not know the Clinton's real background in cover-ups and cocaine. Just google Clinton Chronicles... I guess socialism is the new "democracy" .... IF you like Bush, you have to like the Clintons since they are both drug partners

  • Hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!! creative and entertaining

  • how about my humps or hillaricious

  • GO HILIARY!!!! VOTE HIL 08!!

  • "highway to hell" -  fits perfectly

  • Good one.. or how about "Born to be Wild" by Steppenwolf, followed by "Don't Worry, Be Happy, by Bobby Mcferrin. LOL

  • RON PAUL 4 PREZ!^_^

  • ha ha ha

    "i would prefer something that my

    husband has NOT had a lap dance to"

    5 stars for that one!!

  • Hillary is a grade A neo-con.

    This video sums her up pretty well.

    Hillary will win by Vote Fraud, not popular support. That's how you people got Bush.

  • She could always have people suggest songs that could be used in attack ads against the other candidates... that might be funner!

  • Vote Hillary, she's what Republicans hope for in a Democrat.

    Pro war, says troops will be in Iraq until at least 2014

    Pro immigrant, has to raise money on Wall Street

    You say she is pro abortion and pro gay marriage- I say it proves nothing, so is Pat Robertson's candidate.

    It's the war, stupid.

  • There she goes again

    Same old shit just a different day

  • Loudon Wainwright III --

    Crossing the highway late one night

    She shoulda swerved left and she shoulda swerved right

    She didn't see the station wagon car

    The skunk got sqaushed and there you are.

    You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road

    Dead skunk in the middle of the road

    Dead skunk in the middle of the road

    Stinkin' to high heaven!

  • Hillary should do Oops I did it again

  • Hilley is an idiot and anyone that support her deserves what they get.

  • I JUST LOVED THIS VIDEO...GREAT JOB!

  • What I can't understand is how Democrats say Bush sent troops to war without proper armor and the other side there mouths they talk about how good 8 years of the Clinton economy was. Bush was only in office for 9 months. Clinton and the Democarts handed Bush a military not having the proper armor. I totally thank the Military and there families for their sacrifices.

  • the reeper - Olue Oyster cult Cold Hearted - Great White there is no god - extreme Deceptively Yours - norah jones waiting for the punchline - extreme Nowhere Fast - incubus terrible thought - poe serve the ego - jewel Almost Human - Kiss Transparent - Jason Burkum bitter - remy zero Frightened - toby lightman
  • How about

    Shes a Bitch Girl -Hall and Oats

    Bad Company - Bad Co

    Jet City Woman - Queensryche

    Sonny came Home - To her favorite room, she opened a box of tools, sonny came home with a mission.

  • cold as ice - foreigner bitch - merideth brooks cold cold heart - norah jones already dead - beck i want it all - queen Even Angels Will Cry - Jars of Clay Smoke & Mirrors - Jars of Clay Oh My God - Jars of Clay Unholy - Kiss Misery - Pink second hand news - tonic
  • How can some black women vote for white Hillary when they have black sons without role models?

    See why black women have such a hard time with their men? They dont support them!

  • first of all im a republican! support our troops! here is a song we hate u hilary oh yes we do, we hate u hilary oh yes we do and, it is very true!:) hope u enjoyed

  • If you care about restoring our constitutional liberties, ending the war and restoring a sound financial system based on the gold standard (like America had at it's times of most rapid prosperity,) eliminating the IRS and taking the power to print and value money back from these foreign banks that make up the federal reserve, check out Ron Paul's presidential debate footage on here then go to google video and watch "Money, Banking and the Federal Reserve." Then watch "Freedom to Fascism"

  • If you like sound money, peace, freedom and the constitution, vote for Ron Paul. Go read up on his voting record and check out some of his deebate footage and interviews. He's the only one telling it.

  • HILLARY, YOU BETTER NOT BECOME OUR PRESIDENT!! WE ALL HATE YOU, SO GO DIE IN A HOLE! (At least as a president).

  • The Congress abdicated its duty to vote up or down on War. The President is running amuck inventing power. Time to return the USA the its three separate branches as they were designed. No more hot air to empty chambers for C-SPAN. No more tribal politics. Ron Paul's sincerity, humility, dedication and strength is clearly motivated by bigger ideals. Check out Ron Paul,FREEDOM IS IN STYLE AGAIN and so is the Constitution.

  • Hillary's campaign song should be R.E.M. "It's the End of the World as We Know It." Democrats have no clue what is happening in the Arab world today. Iran's president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has publicly vowed to his people that he will wipe Israel and America off the map.

  • He believes he has been chosen by Allah to hasten the coming of the Islamic messiah known as the "Twelfth Imam" or "Mahdi" by launching a holy war against Christians and Jews. (From "Epicenter" by Joel C. Rosenberg) Wake up people!

  • Preferably not one my husband has received a lap dance to...funny... very funny...

  • Wow, Hillary is naughty and needs to be spanked.

  • You go carpet grinder girl!

  • haha, hilarious.

  • "Bill Clinton had ten chances between May of 1998 and June of 1999 to capture and kill Bin Laden." - Michael F. Scheuer, Chief, from 1996 to 1999, of the Bin Laden Issue Station, the Osama bin Laden tracking unit at the Counterterrorist Center.

  • Will vote ron paul if nomated if not obama all the way this bitch wont see a day in the white house

  • Then register as a republican and help nominate him in a primary. The first ones start in January.

  • Yeah Hillary is an idiot, always changes her mind about things when its popular she is for it, when it is not she is against it, and come on whose going to want are next president to be someone who let her husband cheat on her in the middle of the White House and still stay with him? She doesn't have a chance!

  • This woman is so good she's scary...but not as scary as the real thing...

  • Don't ask me. I'm voting for Barack Obama. You could use Crash n  Burn by Don Dokken

  • you suck honey!!!!youll NEVER be the woman Hillary is!!!!!Hillary08!!!!!!all the way!

  • Those eyes and your head movements are melodramatic. She is a bright light, but with her husband, we don't need her in the White House. Charisma is not all that counts. Billy Jeff, go away!

  • Are you actually trying to say that Hillary is charismatic, she's shrill, bitchy and mean.

  • this is soo dumb.

  • She looks like the dramatic prairie dog...

  • you must be a republican or an uninformed obabma fan! sad you go after a WOMAN who is so bright and promising,I wish people would be going after the real idiot Geroge Bush!!!

  • "Bright and promising" ?!? Are you on medication for that ?

  • right on!

  • AWESOME!

  • ok... what's wrong with her eyes? she looks possessed

  • WHO IS HILLARY CLINTON?

  • that girl playing Hillary is f*ing hot as f*ck

  • love it

  • my choice would be "banned from the pubs" by peter and the test tube babies!!! vote for sam l. hilliard!!!

  • So are you for the war or not? Hehehehe Which ever way the political wind blows.....just like her hubby! No pun intended!

  • Billary no more war mongers

  • Anyone but Chimpy

  • How about "The Bitch is Back?"

  • f islam

  • good voice

  • Please God, let Hildog get the nomination. Watching her go down in flames will be so sweet!

  • Die MF die by dope.

  • As often as Hillary Clinton uses the F work, her theme song should be "go fuck yourself"

  • How about, "If I'm elected, you're f*cked"....

  • That would fit well

  • Hey Hillary, why not drop out of the race and throw your (considerable) weight behind the candidate that will actually benefit America for a change? Restore the Republic! Vote Ron Paul for President!

  • Yeah, torchss, VOTE RON PAUL!

    And LMAO at this video, I despise HC.

  • YES! THIS VIDEO IS AWESOME!

    I hate hillary!

  • ditto!!

  • Watch it, insult Hillary Clinton and you'll get blackbagged O.O

  • Lawl Hillary Clinton is a Turd Stomper.

  • Hillary Clinton closed her account because of stuff like this huh? I guess humor is lost on the thin-skinned. Anyhow, there is only one person who voted no on the Iraq War and his name is Ron Paul.

  • Hilary Clinton please die

  • Fu Hillary, go Rudy!

  • I thought this video was hillarious. You tube is one of the only places that Hillary can actually be held accountable for any of the idiotic choices she(and I use that term loosley) has made.

    Vote Romney '08!

  • this really was terrible. it's sexist at best and it doesn't matter how much candace was paid to do it.

  • yikes what a lame contribution.

  • Worst video ever.

  • this was dumb. wasnt it supposed 2 b funny?

  • I don't see this as a Hillary bashing video. It's just spoofing the video she put out. Like an SNL sketch.

    We don't consider SNL anti Bush, just because they impersonate him all of the time. If Hillary has as much personality as her video portrays, I'm sure she would have a sense of humor about this.

  • i love Hilary

  • US: Senate rejects Bush immigration plan but now seeks to quietly pass it piecemeal(one piece at a time). Yahoo News 2007 June 29

    n e w s . y a h o o . c o m / s / ap / 20070629 / ap _ on _ go _ co / congress_immigration

    Remove the spaces...

  • i love hillry

  • funny, keep up the awesomeness.

    so whats with the annoying comment guy who's being a blubbering vagina?

  • Im a Democrat you idiot - who doesnt think that using vile rightwing sexist attacks against fellow Democrats is a smart way to win back the White House. FYI, the neaderthals at Townhall have posted this video and are loving it! These Nader-esque tactics of attacking our own are a road to failure and surely not the White House. This video is not only not funny and stupid, its bad for all Democrats.

  • Condemn vile attacks in the first sentence, call Townhall folks Neandertals in the next. Nice.

  • Thats because this videos intent is to move Democratic primarey voters away from Hillary over to somebody else...but just like it was inevitable, if someone uses these kind of sexist and dumb attack ideas to hurt one Democrat, of course the Repubs are gonna pick this up and run with it. Very Nader in 2000 thinking it seems to me. But in truth, there seems to be little difference between left wing Hillary Haters and right wing Hillary haters...

  • good.

  • its "deep thinking" fools like MyDD's Matt Stoller (who helped spread this vid throughout the blogosphere) who accept the first rule of MSM media coverage of the Clintons (and Al Gore) that you can say ANYTHING-as long as its about the Clintons (or Gore) This shallow attemp may have been intended to be about the Iraq vote,but portraying Hillary as a "Pedro" wanting slut not only wasnt funny (how can sexism be?)its now beloved by the Free Republic hatesters of the right wing. Good job Stoller!

  • This attempt at being edgy, issue-y and thoughtful has turned into what I expected - a piling on of Hillary by a bunch of free republic know nothings. The authors of this vid thought they were making a witty statement about Hillary's Iraq policy, but it was obvious - this posting was gonna turn into a right wingers Hillary hate-fest. This was a sexist video. Portraying Senator Clinton as slutty spanker of "Pedro" is not thoughtful, nor funny, political comedy.

  • Its the end of the world by R.E.M.

  • please do more videos.

  • Ugly Girl by Fiona Apple

  • hi hillary. i never gonna vote for you. look like she use crazy plastic surgery and botock cuz she look much cuter than before.

  • lol that was really funny, good acting

  • HILLARY, get under bill's desk with monica

  • well that was annoying--don't give up your day job.

  • Trying to joke Hillary Clinton. (Yawn.) You just look stupid as hell; try to be funny or something next time. Watch Stewart or Colbert and try to pick up some pointers.

  • LOOOLHILARIOUS

  • 9-11 Twin Towers False Flag attack by USA to win support for: war, imperialism, oil theft,Patriot Act & Israel. Google: Justice for 9/11, Loose Change, Walt-Mearsheimer-Israel, Aaron Russo's America: Freedom to Fascism, Terrorstorm, Money Masters, Robert Bowman, David R Griffin, Steven Jones, Michael Ruppert, Charlie Sheen, Wm Rodriguez, Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Meecher, Andreas von Bülow

    video. google. com/videoplay?docid=4972518193­35380093

    RON PAUL!

  • RON PAUL is just another tool of the superrich. He rocks geopolitically but economically he's just another free-market capitalist--which means more of the same (corporate welfare) only worse. Democrats offer the best chance of returning us to the peace and prosperity of the Clinton years.

  • OMG, NO WAY!! Someone save us from capitalism! :o Another Clinton is the obvious answer! (Seriously, did you ever look into Bill's economic policies?? Or do you not know what "fre-market" and "capitalism" are?)

  • what is "fre-market" ? I have heard of free-market but never fre-market. You should try not to use this term as too many dumb people associate this term with welfare benefits like..."Hey sista ma me gonna goin' ta da free-market cuz me got those foodstampers.

  • If you think Ron Paul supports corporate welfare you don't know a thing about him.

  • Hillary is fake. her resolution to the war in iraq is also fake. Hillary must be stopped!!!

  • is anyone gonna explain the pedro bit- and whats with making hillary a slutty s and m ho? this is not only sexist, its stupid...i mean whats with the bulging eyes....since when has that been a riff of hillary....kids leave political comedy to political comics...theres a reason there are so few good ones, cause most comics cant do it...they just insult...this isnt satire, its drive by stupid.

  • Dude, you really need to calm down... its a joke which unfortunately is true

    Plus we know that you are a person who adds comments to make hillary look good, we know your profile @ the Daily Kos, technically you in the op-ed section not poltical comedy

  • Oh No ! A Cossack to the rescue! Lord god, if you folks were not totally insignificant in numbers, some of your idiotic ideas about attacking our own candidates would be alarming, thankfully, its just tres annoying....

  • Dude you need to get it through your hardhead, its a joke... you are the only one insignificant in numbers to making those comments about this videos. Nobody is attacking Hillary, they are just pointing out her ridiculousness of her online videos. She is like an old media person who doesnt look well on new media

  • I dont care about people making sport of Hillary - its the sexism and the stupidity of making her look crazed and like a horned up pedro welping slut...explain the comedy gold in that pretty please...

  • It about as funny as calling Bush a chimp. Get it now?

  • Jim wrote: "It about as funny as calling Bush a chimp. Get it now?"

    Yeah, if the Bush is a chimp video was made by supporters of John McCain in 2000. Jeeze, Bush supporters tried to take his head off for just daring to run, what would they have done if his supporters had done a video like that?

  • 1. We were talking about the quality of the humor.

    2. The chimp "humor" and other similar shots lowered the level of the humor overall. If you don't like it, too bad. The horses have escaped, trying to close the stable door is useless.

  • She is like an old media person who doesnt look well on new media....

    yawn....lordy....me thinks you spend too much time at the DailyKult...

  • well you need to just stop because you are whining like a little baby, how old are you? And you are probably an ugly dude who speaks ugly at the Hillary Clinton Worshipping Network. And if you know, the Pedro reference refers to Napoleon Dynamite. "Vote 4 Pedro" So you really need stop crackpot

  • What the heck does Napoleone Dynamite have to do with Hillarys panting and rubbing? That is so ridiculous! And what pray tell is the Hillary Clinton Worshipping Network? This video isnt about "vote for Pedro"...since Matt Stoller is sending its around, its a good bet that its really about "vote for Edwards"...which is fine, but why use sexist attacks to support your candidate?

  • Funny as hell if only the real hillary had a personality

  • thank you for giving this whole pick me a song bullshit exactly the ridicule it deserves.

  • STOP HILLARY!

  • brilliant

  • timlhowe is working for the hillary campaign. He made this screen name just to defend her and belittle this video. Hillary what a great candidate. Its funny when they make political fun of bush and yes some of them are down right hillarious, but now the table turns and hillary is sending her goon squad in.

  • i do not work for the clinton campaign. This is my name . I produce political comedy shows. This was not funny...it was sexist, stupid and insulting.

  • Like I said Liberals have no sense of humor and now you are spinnnnnnnnning to try and prove some political point. Blahhh on you your kind frustrate me with all your political correct BS when you are not the ones delivering.

  • The mad eyes are classic!

  • will someone please explain to me how making hillary out to be a slutty non blinker who pants for "Pedro" is anything but sexist and stupid just pretending to be political comedy? Dr Johnson once said that "sarcasm is the most difficult form of humor"....well, true that! these folks think saying that a leading dem is a slut and has crazy eyes is humor....well, kids there is a reason that this vid is now posted at free republic.

  • Ron Paul 2008!

  • uhh.. my xbox 360 broke but i use xpango.c0m and typed in the refferal code 90519651 and got a brand new one!!

  • retard

  • Vote Barack Obama!!!

  • Once you Barack, you can't go back!

  • Vote Obama!

  • Vote Thompson!!

  • "Vote Thompson!!"

    Yeah, he's not perfect, but he's by far the only one in either pack worth voting for.

  • cool video

  • that was brilliant!

  • Hillary Dillary Dumb. I doubt if Hillary ever had a thought in her head about Iraq. Oh wait, she did say that she would never go in without UN support a few months ago. But wait again, she said just the opposite a coupel of years before that. And let's see, she thought it was fine that Billy boy wanted to go into Kosovo without UN support. I guess she doesn't know what she thinks.

  • HILLLLLL-F*EN-ARIOUS!!!!!

  • this is amazing

  • omg this is hiilarious and the guy who is against it needs to bite me! it is hilarious! good video!

  • The folks who made this are sending it out to ALL the websites....how bouts a new rule...to post a political comedy video 2 things must be true...1) it make sense 2) it be funny.

  • The folks who made this are sending it out to ALL the websites....how bouts a new rule...to post a political comedy video 2 things must be true...1) it make sense 2) it be funny.

  • Nope. The rule has always been go watch something else. That's called freedom.

  • Yeah...and i have the freedom to waste my time writing here about what a stupid and juvenile piece of crap this is. I work in political comedy, I LOVE political comedy, this is NOT political comedy. Its a nasty polemic by a couple of improv-ers who dont like Hillary and decided to get righteous and nasty and stupid on her ass...and as I knew from the 1st second that I saw it - the Hillary Haters were gonna love it!! Hence, the Free Republic are digging it...explain how thats good for Dems?

  • It doesn't matter. Democrats and Republicans are both morons. Not intellectually, but ethically.

  • oh please explain the ethics of how this "philosophy" of yours, in 2000, directly elected bush to the white house to begin with...thats the "thinking" behind this video...its very Nader-ish in its contempt for the millions of democrats who support Hillary...but Im sure that you dont care a bit about that...youre better then those people, aint ya?

  • The point is people choose sides because it's useful, not because it's right. They're too afraid to fail doing what's right.

  • ok thorton dont know who - the contempt that half thinkers in 2000 had for (the very funny) al gore directly elected bush...how the f was that right? thats why i have such contempt for the shallow "thinking" expressed in this sexist and stupid vid.  if you weren't so impressed by your own "specialness", brilliance and proud piety you'd be able to see this...

  • You're a moron man, anyone can see it. Stop trying to be important.

  • do you think im intimidated by your name calling? - you wish!

  • didnt you earlier call me a retard? what are ya in the fifth grade or something? This wasnt edgy. I totally accept the iraq vote as a place for comedy, its the sexist portrayal as a slutty pedro wanting whatever that makes no sense and pushes this over to an insult and away from being satire...maybe you'll understand this when you mature a bit.

  • You called yourself a retard.

  • Do you think if I also lived in my mom's basement, that I could develop a wit just like yours?

  • I don't think you'll develop at all.

  • will someone please explain to me how making hillary out to be a slutty non blinker who pants for "Pedro" is anything but sexist and stupid just pretending to be political comedy? Dr Johnson once said that "sarcasm is the most difficult form of humor"....well, true that! these folks think saying that a leading dem is a slut and has crazy eyes is humor....well, kids there is a reason that this vid is now posted at free republic.

  • That's not the point. Hillary's video was insulting and revealing. Mocking her is the point. The point isn't trying to reveal her for the terrible candidate she is, she did that for us.

  • Look "Thorton" I have no problem at all with "mocking" Hillary's vid...hell, Id LUV to see a good smack down about Celine Dion...but this was sexist and stupid. Please SOMEONE explain to me how "Hillary" rubbing her breasts and spanking an imaginary "Pedro" is satiric, edgy, relevant or just plain ol' funny! If someone can, Ill stop trashing this sexist stupid vid.