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  • HE WAS LOOKING IT UP WHILE EXPLAINING IT

  • jogging? only time this man ever 'jogged' was when he did that lame 'parkay' video LOL

  • Ah to kill a mockingbird. Yup I remember reading the book in highschool and then watching the film. I actually kind of liked it xD It was a bit slow for me but I still enjoyed it....As for books I read now...uh...its a bit of everything lol Mostly stuff that relates to supernatural things and what not. I love scary books.

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  • He reads a lot of books? I call bullshit.

  • I'm 18, and the last book I read was "The Republic" and that was two days ago. "To Kill A Mockingbird" is high school crap. Are you kidding me?! And Matthew, you are officially my hero for this whole thing. Not only did you make me laugh so hard that I cried, but you had the guts to show this "adult" the truth and reality of his world. Kudos man. Kudos.

  • I like Chris's ROCK HARD abs, too!

  • I'm a MAREEEEN

  • I lost it at the "Of Mice and Men" part.

  • Please tell me Chris Chan didn't read the book at all... it's too depressing to think he did and still manage to miss very single point in the story.

  • @CinnabonChan He misses the point of a lot of things.

  • I want to be Matthew's friend.

  • @BoukenCrimson Fuck that, I want to be Matthew's bottom bitch.

  • So who was this Kasey's dad? Did it ever get revealed who he really was? To be honest, it sounds like one of those text to voice programs that someone is operating.

  • I fucking lost it at the stuffing candy down his throat bit

    God damn this is some funny shit

  • matt is so gay for the other chris

  • @MercenaryFox Can you blame him? I'd be gay for the other Chris too.

  • @MercenaryFox Makes a marine proud!

  • .-. I never read to kill a mockingbird. It was all about Charlotte's Web XD

  • As much as I love this call, and I know To Kill a Mockingbird is required reading in middle and high school, but does that mean ONLY middle and high schoolers can read it?

  • @PointMan7642 12/15 will be judgement day for him.

  • @TruenoandLevin86 But then we won't get anymore videos like this.

  • Does he stuff pickles down his throat along with those carrots?

  • Liquid Cris , Rock Hard abs

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • "I eat and drink healthy" bullshit.

    Remember the Fanta?

    OH GOD -dry heaves-

  • I read To Kill A Mocking Bird in MIDDLE SCHOOL. :|

  • "5 miles(8 km) is like a 2 hour jog"

    And Chris believes that moving with an average speed of 2,5 miles(4 km) Pr/h is jogging? How the F..k did he even get pass elementary school if he can't even figure out such basic calculating???

    Then again he was born from a Snorlax hybrids womb. I can imagine people moving with this regular walking speed appear as fast moving blurs in Chris eyes.

  • TRUE STORY: First time watching this, MY Language arts class was starting to read "To Kill A Mockingbird"!

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  • 6:29 "i stuff testicles down my throat"

    i bet you do ian, i bet you do...

  • "I Stuff vegetables down my throat"

    Um, I don't think french fries and potato chips count, lol.

  • I just wanted to say, I read To Kill a Mockingbird in 4th grade.

    Chris be jellin.

  • Chris makes George look like a genius.

  • @Irrelevant402 if you're referring to the George from "Of Mice & Men" I think you mean Lennie.

  • @TruenoandLevin86 Well okay George wasn't book smart but Chris makes him-I give up you're right! F***! I just made a CWC mistake I think!

  • WoOoOoOoOoOoW

  • I think it's weird how Chris admits that he got his story wrong. I mean he disagrees with EVERYTHING the guy says. So on my third listen I'm going 'wait shouldn't Christ say 'hm, well I think you'er so naive to think that's what To Kill a Mockingbird is about, good sir.'

  • This guy's like the American Simon Cowell D:

  • The only thing I saw Chris Chan cook was imaginary spaghetti and meatballs.

  • Maybe the reason Ian focuses on those tiny plot details instead of the main plot is because of his autism. I remember seeing a documentary that in one part chronicled a study of people with ASD who watched Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe. (That film was picked apparently because of its heavy use of background elements or something. I never saw it.) When quizzed on the film, the subjects generally talked about the background elements rather than the actual plot.

  • Last book I've read completely so far is The Armies of the Night by Norman Mailer. I was reading Breaking the Sound Barrier by Amy Goodman for a while but then I realized it was just a collection of news articles from years ago. So I got a collection of short stories by Dostoyevsky from the library.

    Not too long ago, I didn't like reading. But I decided to change my life after realizing I spent too much time online, so now I read more.

    Sadly, it seems Ian hasn't learned a thing to this day.

  • He stuffs vegetables down his throat.

    Oh my fucking spleen.

  • Trust Chris to completely ignore the strong racial message and central plot of To Kill a Mockingbird and land on 'hurr durr autistic people r cool and leave kids presents in da tree trunk' as the book's main message

  • The last book I finished was Philip Pullman's "The Amber Spyglass" last month - I'm 15. Not that big of a deal, I know - but this compared to Chris reading "To Kill a Mockingbird" at 27 is... yeah.

  • @LondoninColouredRain Screw that, I'm now reading Sophie's World :D

  • I think Chris only read the Cliff Notes version of To Kill A Mockingbird.

  • Ironically, I've read To Kill A Mockingbird on my Freshman year in High School as well, I'm a Sophomore now lol

  • I find it sickening how many of us actually know people/have relatives with even bits of Chris' dysfunctional personality; immaturity, defending yourself while trying to apologize, inflated ego...

  • lol chrissy got some of the plot right so i don't now what matt was getting at when he said it was a bunch of horseshit, but i doubt chris actually read it, probably read a plot summary somewhere.

  • Chrissy saw the movie.

  • fake chris/jon duckworth fit??? he`s a slightly build weedy nerd

  • Oh come Chris! I read that book when I was in 8th grade on my own and I'm autistic. How he summarized was half assed. The themes involves poverty during the Depression, how people are so shallow towards people of different races(Tom Robinson and the black community) and who are different(Boo). There is also other themes like gender roles, class, etc.

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  • I Enjoy "War Of The World" By Epic Writer H.G. Wells.

  • WOW I mean, I read To kill a Mockingbird in my junior year of high school and I remember more about that brilliant piece of literature than this illiterate fuck. The part where he says what the book is about is probably the most shallow analysis of the plot I've ever seen. Oh, and of course he dosen't talk about the biggest lesson of the book, which speaks against prejudice and racism, since he himself is a racist bigotted fucktard. Screw you Chris. You will never be able to truly appreciate

  • @UltimateFathoms *cont* great literature. How dare you even pretend that you understood that book. Pitiful. Oh if anyone asks why this pisses me off so much, its because reading is one of my passions ^^

  • I want to have Matthew's babies.

  • I love the way that he says Kasey

  • ok idk if Harper Lee is dead or not but if she is....shes rolling over in her grave...if alive shes facepalming like crazy

  • Kacey is a little bitch..

  • @PeterDavisYeah Maybe, but I guess it was the only way she could see how Chris-chan would act with someone else, even a relative.

  • I read To Kill a Mocking Bird when I was in middle school (about 8th grade if my memory serves me right)

  • People hating on trolls need to realize one thing. Sick/disabled/retarded people can, in fact, be assholes. People with autism can be assholes just like a cancer patient might be an asshole. Most of his problems stem from terrible parenting rather than autism.

  • @eyholmess Exactly. When a sick/retarded/disabled person is an asshole, you always have to take into account the mental state they might be in, and the events in their life which may make them act the way they do. Autism has had a minimal impact on Chris' life- his problems stem from being a creepy antisocial fuck, terrible parenting and lack of any help which could have made him a functioning member of society, help which he needs because he's been terribly raised, not because he's autistic.

  • @eyholmess Which I must agree with. I'm a victim of Asperger's syndrome, but I was raised *the right way*. That, and I work at a school, so I know that parenting makes a huge difference in how a child grows up.

  • @eyholmess I wanna take some of the cool shit out of his room.

  • Someone explain to me how "To Kill A Mockingbird", a book we were required to read as Freshmen, is an "adult drama"?

  • @eyholmess amen

  • lol he eats the salad at mcdonalds and goes out jogging... yeah right

  • perrrrmision

  • This should really have been a waking call for chris, its trollin' but there were home truths "using people on the internet as scapegoats" yet he still hasnt learned anything

  • lol, chris can't even remember the central plot of the book he claimed to have read

  • kasey kinda sounds like a bitch still epic win gf chris

  • wouldnt surprise me if kaceys "father" was an epic trolling in progress....theres no way id let this retarded fag talk to my ACTUAL parents.

  • Although this is win, and as much as I hate Chris, Kacey's voice is so annoying!

  • His synopsis indicates simultaneously that he has read To Kill A Mockingbird and that he has completely missed the point of it.

  • I now learned that everything those kids said about boo, how creepy he was and how he was stuck in the house the whole time.... that is so Chris! Just a creepy guy who lives in his parents house and gives childrens toys to random kids he watches outside.

    Oh and he isn't the real boo, just the creepy version the kids thought up of

  • 4:18

    I fucking lost it. My stomach is going to burst and my jaw is about to fall off.

    Infinite. Laughter.

  • Chris, People will talk down to you all the time, especially when you're a manchild who cannot do menial chores/work, get used to it and grow up.

  • Hey, I read to kill a mocking bird in my sophomore year :D

  • Chris is sooo stupid holy fuck! And he's never even read to Kill A Mockingbird! Damn I read that in 4th grade..how stupid can a person be?!

  • GOD DAMN, I hate Kacey's voice

  • you sit at a throne of lies chris.

  • I think he only got the Atticus Finch part right because Matthew mentioned the courtroom scene.

    It is sad that his only 'adult' reading materials is texts required in most high school. I wonder if he read the Glass Menagerie because that's basically his life.

    Glass Animals = Video games

  • argueing with chris is like argueing with a 6 year old

  • Did this really happen ???

  • OH BOY AND WE'RE ONLY HALF WAY DONE!

  • @hex4393 how could someone managed to stay on the phone with this asspie for OVER 2 hours?

  • @TonyBMan He must have nerves of steel, as he was just doing it for the LULZ.

  • To kill a mockingbird is a very adult drama guys!

    You can tell with it's... hard to grasp concepts...?

    ...I'm sorry... I tried.

  • i love how they're laughing inbetween sentences.

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  • Fun Fact: Pigs don't sweat....so "sweating like a pig" is actually quite impossible... lol

  • Shut the fuck up, Ian Brannan Something! You're an inspiration for birth control!

  • Interesting story about healthy foods. Every food is healthy for you, this is why. Other than the fact eating too much of any food is bad for you. This guy ate only junk food for half a year (He made a calorie plan) not only did he lose 40 pounds, he lowered his colesterol, proving (Ironically) no food is bad, only quantities. So eating McDonalds isn't bad for you, if you portion it right.

  • @kikook222 It's not about the amount of fat it contains, it's about whether or not you can burn it off.

  • To be honest...any book you read can be read at a Highschool level.

  • @kikook222 Really? Try reading" The Arrow of Time" or "Uncertainty Principle" when you're still at a highschool level.

  • He stuffs carrots. Nuff said.

  • @TheDullahan I eat them, drink, put them inside me...anyway I can get them in me.

    Family Guy :D

  • Goddammit Chris! You don't call Kacey's father by his first name!

  • Tom Robinson has a limp hand and is accused of rape...

    Yet he still is worth more than Chris Chan

  • @metalWeirdo77 good thing that Chris didn't start talking about black people when they were talking about to kill a mockingbird

  • Another sign of potential autism/aspergers is not understanding idioms, metaphors, etcetera.

  • Kaceys dad sounds fucking awesome, and Chris is just a f*cking dumbass.

  • I stuff green beans!

  • @aokifumiko I shove carrots!

  • "I...have...learned..."

  • "WARRIORS, WARRIORS"

  • Kaceys voice sounds awesome. Anyone know how she really looks like? I hope iuts not landwhale..

  • @bag04u That's quite funny because I have spent my entire public school career in special ed and by 5th grade I had a college reading level.

  • seperating the men from the chris-chans

  • fuck im going to clean the house, make my homework do everything if i dont want to be chris!!

  • @Psquit damn, chris is actually inspirational for success!

  • @Extra365 yeah, he is an asshole.

  • LOL "i dont sweat until about 10 miles"

    how does chris believe this?!

  • Jog 5 miles? Yeah, right! lol

  • WOW. While saying what he learned from TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, he talks about OF MICE AND MEN. Seriously?

  • thats of mice and men XD

  • Dad "I dont believe a word you said, im sorry. No, actually im not sorry!"

  • Atticus Finch would whoop Chris Chan's ass

  • @videogamenostalgia

    Chris makes Boo Radley look normal

  • @darkhyena I just5 had a horrible thought...imagine if Chris-Chan WAS Boo Radley?

  • @videogamenostalgia

    FUUUUCKKK!!!

  • @videogamenostalgia They share a lot in common. Except for that Boo turns out to be a nice guy, and Chris is an asshole.

  • I like how dad always Drops another logical insult every time chris tries to get a 'point' across.

  • LMAO ! To kill a mockingbird an adult drama

    fucking hilarious

  • I feel like running now just to see if I'd sweat after 15 minutes

  • Chris Chan's life is like that nightmare your parents have while your a child and continuously pester you to get a job becase of.

  • @MsUmlaut oh kacey was such a troll lol so was kacey's dad, kacey's dad was liquid

  • The more this conservation continues the more trivial it becomes

  • kaycee couldve gone over their and whooped christans ass

  • Wow...the last book I finished like a month ago was One Year to an Organized Financial Life...and currently I'm trying to finish My Heart Is My Own...then going to read Hunchback of Notre Dame (in my opinion, bit of a hard read, but doable)...and that was a month ago because I have a job and school transferring stuff to do.

  • 2:29 if youve ever wanted to hear the sound of a soul shattering, thats it lmao

  • I didnt read the book we just watched the black and white movie in 9th grade.

  • The funny thing is, "Kaycey" sounds exactly like someone I went to high school with.

  • "I can cook and sometimes I can cook too" redundancy LOL

  • "I stuff vegetables down my throat."

    French Fries don't count as veggies.

  • Boo Radley is far ahead of Chris. If Chris were there, he'd molest Scout and lynch Tom Robinson.

  • @IPutTheMeInShame So basically Bob Ewell?

  • I can't help but wonder if Matt here had a sexual relationship behind Kacey's back with the real Chris.

  • This casey chick sounds like a lunatic and the "father" sounds like a fag :D

  • I'm reading To Kill a Mockingbird sometime soon in my junior class. And I know who Atticus Finch is, along with Scout is BEFORE reading!

  • Hey have anyone noticed that Chris chan and Bob Ewell are somewhat similar.

  • I read to kill a mockingbird in 8th grade :l

  • Chris considers Boo Radley to be himself in a past life

  • @JoelLandis Boo Radley is light years ahead of Chris! So is Lenny.

  • @supercdjones Boo at least turned out to save the day, which I somehow doubt Chris could do knowing his fitness

  • He stuff vegetables down his throat. Those must be some deep fried veggies considering the belly he lugs around.

  • lol i wouldent say sorry to him if that little fucker talked down to me like that i would of torn into him 2

  • Chris has ROCK HARD ABS.

  • To Kill A Mockingbird? Yep, an intriguing high school level book

  • Mathew sounds like a 20 year old trying his very best to make himself sound 40 <3

  • @Bleachfanoftheyear I'm pretty sure that that's a voice changer program..

  • cock is a vegetable now?

  • kaceys dad is the postal dude

  • MAtthew sounds kind of like Corey Taylor

  • "I eat and drink healthy"; sperm

  • Well, it IS all-natural...

  • @Assiman Good source of protein.

  • @barisaxkid

    Believe it or not, there was actually a article about sperm and protein in a newspaper ones. Apparently you would have to drink lots and lots of sperm to get your daily protein

  • @Assiman That would be impossible. I think.

  • I think the guy acting as Kacey's dad is Proteus from Retsupurae. lol

  • I'd beat my dick to Kasey's voice. Where the phone sex at?

  • Ian Brandon Anderson reminds me of Milton from Office Space.

  • Milton at least had a job, though...

  • @Useless2112 And his swingline stapler.

  • he goes to libraries to hang up "boyfriend free girl" want ads.

  • PSSH, he can't cook.

    I don't even think his parents

    let him use the stove.