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  • "Cock smoke, don't breathe this"

  • F'ck, that clock sounds just like mine! Noooo!

  • Just breathed this....

  • I breathed it. got high as a ma fucka

  • 781,874 breathed it

  • The blending noise is more annoying than the alarm.

  • I think he broke it.

  • 0:33 his armit is really sweaty.

  • @KenWACKS Fuck, you're right!

  • I wish my alarm clock had a snooze button like that...

  • i thought he said "pot smoke" cuz i had just sat back down lul

  • Blend a dick

  • I have that same clock! LOL

  • How do magnets work? That is the question.

  • I love it how the noise is coming at 1:00 and the look of the blender at left

  • It's like watching that movie that you know how it ends, but you end up watching slack-jawed anyway ;-)

  • the top comment is gay

  • @ElocTheComrade just like you

  • @Ryio5 ooh i really felt that one

  • you made the video at noon

  • 130 people breathed it

  • @thattntking and died

  • His facial expressions are hilarious.

  • Thumbs up if you're watching this on September 29, 2008.

  • @TheCkyrocker i hope you see the irony in your comment

  • Thumbs up if you hate it when people say "Thumbs up if.."

  • play it over and over from 1:26

    

  • In Soviet Russia, Blendtec blend you!

  • How do I know if my comments get a thumps up? Do I get notified?

  • BLENDER COSTS $500!!!!!

  • Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2042.

  • @Kipras9 I hate when top comment is a reply

  • 1:20 eyebrow spasm lol

  • Hold Alt + F4 and like this! :D

  • put a bee hive in there

    

  • Yes i want a blender at the side of my bed so i can blend my alarm clock

  • Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2143!

  • IM POSTING THIS IN ALL CAPS TO MAKE IT LOOK IMPORTANT

  • press 8 for cocksmoke.

  • @aaronmjr But can we breathe it?

  • so now u got thumbs. u famous now?

  • /watch?v=BURV8Im4gSo&feature=c­olike

  • THUMBS UP FOR OPPOSABLE THUMBS!

  • "Let's press the snooze button" Press 7

  • Dear host of Blendtec, can you blend yourself?

  • That clock is not annoying. You know what's annoying, having your wife nag at you in 5 in the morning

  • The alarm said "holy shit!" at 1:07 lol

  • HEY EVERYONE. Im different. I dont beg for thumb ups. I will say, like this VIDEO, dont like my comment, ty!

  • YOUR AN ANNOYING SOUND.... but i cant stop watching these vids

  • cam it blend apples

  • Did he say "pot smoke"?!

  • Pedophile face at 1:20 haha

  • я ненавижу этот звук

  • RANDOM COMMET!

  • 130 morning people

  • @diablo2849 it doesn't do anything. try holding alt and like my comment instead

  • i think il press the snooze button lol perfect sense. i love this show♥♥♥

  • - you'd get so many more views, if you hired someone to eat everything you blend while we watch >:}

  • stupid man. :D

  • Shit, it's already 2011??

  • I thought Tom woke up with the sound of a BlendTec Total Blender...

  • Will it Blend? - The Elderscrolls V: Skyrim! Dragon smoke! Don't breathe this!

  • I just watched that episode like a week ago and I was all like :D "Mom come look Tom's on the movie box blendin' stuff!"

  • Blend a GRENADE for once in your LIFE!

  • 1:06 the alarm was like ''oh SH...''

  • will it blend someone else penis?

  • sounds like im playing pinball

  • best 2 subs of my life, this and "is it a good idea to microwave this"

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU KNOW THERE IS A STATS BUTTON THAT SHOW WHAT YEAR AND HOW OFTEN VIDEO ARE WATCHED 

  • that blender got aloooot of buttons..

  • 0:47. actually a time machine

  • thumbs up if you watch this in 99999 bc.

  • Thumbs up if you hate when someone posts "Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2011"

  • @TheBlackLionHeart

    Thumbs up if you hate people asking for thumbs up and this comment is overused and I completely fucked my logic and I have no reason to post this and meow.

  • @GameReviewer1987 No thumbs up. Sad.

  • @TheBlackLionHeart

    I didn't want thumbs up

  • @GameReviewer1987 If you didnt want thumbs up, why put "Thumbs up if..."? Pretty fail.

  • @TheBlackLionHeart I know right? :3

  • will it blend?- iron brick

  • i find this hard to masterbate to.

  • I heard Cock Smoke and jumped

  • Somehow I felt sorry for it, after it made this screaming like sound :/ As if it died painfully ... poor alarm clock :(

  • watch his right eyebrow just after 1:19, 0.o

  • i wish you would blend my alarm clock!!

  • 128 people didnt success to blend something

  • your mom, will it blend? and can talk just a little slower? thats probly not possible

  • I bet it can't blend a roll of fishing line.

  • Shotgun shells will they blend?

  • omgg he always says do not breath this smoke!!!

  • GREAT! Now blend space!

  • Who has this blender??

  • @FuckYea798 I wish I did.

  • @LEGOdude5715 I wish I could blend... nevermind

  • @FuckYea798 lol tell me.

  • @LEGOdude5715 A blendtec blender!!! And marijuana ( kidding )

  • thumbs up if you think the sound the blender made is more annoying than the alarm clock

  • THEY SHOULD MAKE BLENDTEC PROOF STUFF

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  • You had such an easy chance to either play the time warp or make a Doctor who reference!

  • Can you blend my alarm

  • snooze really

  • I love his grinn :D

  • i wonder if i should breath that?

  • 1:08 sounded like a pokemon cry

  • @benboy803 It sounded more like "bitch"

  • I want a snooze button like that.

  • once you watch one will it blend you cant stop

  • @MAndyMOoseandBAiley haha! I know right? XD

  • @komedylover lol 

  • @LaxGoalie248 u r soo right

  • @MAndyMOoseandBAiley i found it on the rubiks website

  • @EasyExpertVillage found what

  • @MAndyMOoseandBAiley And that's why this video is like the 85th video I've seen today..

  • time... it wont fly out your window but it sure does blend..... u no u could of just taken out the batterys

  • Will it blend - "THE UNIVERSE"

  • @xoAlisaur maybe

  • thumbs up if you listen to the song for a while...it get;s annoying :(

  • look at his eyebrow at 1:20

    

  • it turned into charcoal

  • BLEND THAT NISAN GT-R!!

  • Look at his eyebrows at 1:19 xD

  • will it blend a .... CAR (not a toy)

  • sounded like he said cock smoke XD

  • Blend the blender's razors :)

  • 1:27

    Pot smoke...Don't breathe this!

  • @5had0wKid No. It's : "Wooo! Clock smoke.... Don't breathe this !"

  • @BigFatBoy911 Yeah I know but it sounded like 'Pot' smoke and I was attempting to make a joke which obviously failed =[...

  • thumbs up if you still watch this and its 2011

  • @SniperGetMoreKills Shut the fuck up, you sad thumbs fag.

  • @Fajjani hahahhahhahahahhaha

  • @SniperGetMoreKills haha here we are 4 years later

    

  • @SniperGetMoreKills I've been watching since 08 and havent stopped clicking the next one :P HELP ME!

  • @SniperGetMoreKills Thumbs up if you still watch this in 2083 because you're a kick*** time traveler!!

  • @SniperGetMoreKills Nope, I'm still living in 1995.

  • @elidrissii your theory is disproved by this one fact youtube was made in 2005!!!

  • @trampb3ast , no, Google founded it. Why? Cause they were going to bring down the site.

    DERP.

  • @SniperGetMoreKills No i'm watching this in 391839, dumb shit

  • why do i watch this when i know it blends everything! xD

  • @acika007aks actually theres one episode where it fails but it turned out to be a commercial so not very reliable

  • Does the blendtec exist?

  • @INMATE2468 Yeap

  • schöne Achselflecken bei 0:32...

  • OOOH, Cock smoke, dont breathe this.

  • @Druidwolf2 already done

  • youve got a gtr? son of a bitch lol

  • Will TIME blend?

  • how the hell did i end up here?

    

  • But will it blend? wait..

  • I thought he would say time smoke, not clock smoke.

  • Will it blend? justin beiber

  • LoL his eyebrow at 1:20...xD

  • It sounded like he said "Pot smoke, dont breathe this"

  • Like if your watching this in 2011

  • when im old, im gonna buy total blender and blend everything in my first own house

  • 10 kittens, will they blend?

  • snooze button :D

  • i think he has to get a new blender everytime

  • i am so doing this at home even though i will be late to work but who cares !!!!!!!!

  • "Will it blend?That is the question!" Epic phrase!!!

  • he blended the batteries?

    Hoo! Battery Acid smoke! Don't breathe this...

  • Did any of you notice that toms not wearing gloves in this one

  • I hate that sound so MUCH.!!!! Thumbs up if you agree.

  • spastic eyebrow at 1:20 ??

  • it's always the same in every video:

    while blending, he does the face that people do when they have fart problems

  • it's always the same in every video:

    while blending, he has does the face that people do when they have fart problems

  • Woooooo Cock smoke haha

  • will it blend: Dec. 21, 2012

  • funny thing how he say dont breathe this in and he still breathes or doesnt cover his nose or anything. just goes to show what really happens if u breathe it in

    

  • I wish he would just show the blending instead of the lame intro. And i hate how he looks at the camera like a pedophile halfway through blending.

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