Star FAIL

[frosty731731]

yea wolf is my go to guy and if you actually get used to finessing his recovery moves he's pretty damn good.

[agentpichusruleketrs]

The people suck at this game, OR I am way more awesome

[superpika237]

I don't know why, but after playing TF2 and sucking so much, this is all the more entertaining. :>

[pigfish99]

what do you feel about Lucas/Ness players?

[ThePoopsack69]

I agree. If is wasn't for their spammy reflectors, the StarFox characters would be totally wothless. Wolf is shit any way you look at it, his own moves kill him off.

[GreatScooty]

@ThePoopsack69 Falco is top tier in Brawl, and Fox is in the same tier as Toon Link, who was originally a top tier character in early Brawl tier list.

Falco and Fox are considered the best characters in melee.

Fox is considered the second best character in the first Smash Bros.

Starfox characters aren't shit, you just don't know what you're doing.

[ThePoopsack69]

@GreatScooty lol I know stat-wise the StarFox characters have always been quite good, but I really am not into tiers and crap. I was simply stating my opinion based on a childhood of my brother spamming the living shit out of the reflector. And when I wasn't used to playing as Wolf I accidentally killed myself with his side special a few times. :/

[toontown2001]

@GreatScooty Dude tiers dont matter when you suck with them it depends on how you used them, im saying Ti3rsRfQ crap, ANY character is good I saw a jigglypuff user owned a metaknight and the metaknight was actually GOOD, but when it comes to recovery they almost always fail and when I was close to winning a four stock match I lost because fox got stuck under final destination :P

[GreatScooty]

@toontown2001

Okay now you're just stating the obvious. I never implied that a high tier character will always beat a low tier. That's stupid. Also FYI, you're wrong on tiers AGAIN. Jigglypuff is one of the best characters in Brawl.

I don't think it takes a genius to realize that not everyone who uses Meta-Knight will win.

So you're blaming the character for you losing? That's mature.

[toontown2001]

@GreatScooty I never meant to imply that fox sucks I was point out to the situtation of what happened fox is a good character just the recovery was the problem and no I dont blame on the characters my main is usually ness or lucas so at the time I sucked at fox

[agentpichusruleketrs]

@GreatScooty I agree, meta knight sucks for me, no one I know uses him and his attacks aren't all that good. And who cares about tiers so much, that is all there is here, it is dumb. (I kick butt with Yoshi, Tier that)

[agentpichusruleketrs]

@GreatScooty I hate falco, he = stupid

[JDJeffery]

I like how you used thee Mario Party 2 music at the beginning! XD

[shadowkidd120]

just to let you know please don't group these idiots in with the people who can acually play as the starfox characters

[Killajax]

This is a prime example on why i hate playing WITH and AS starfox characters.

[MasterKnightDH]

You so should make a sound file of the Brawl announcer saying "Giant Failure!"

[sailormoon262]

Lol, Mario Party 2 music at the beginning. (Look Away)

[LeegroyTheLemur]

i like how you use a variety of characters, as well as the talent you have with each

[HiiroSora]

These were.... online battles I hope?...

If it was lagless normal play then that's just plain sad.

[pikalink2]

most of those were fails because of a habit of using the a button or bad aim.

and the worst one was character mix up

[MasterKnightDH]

Some of those deaths are just plain buffer-induced bullshit.

[creed1524]

I bet if their B moves weren't as easy to kill yourself with, they'd probably be on par with characters like Kirby or Olimar

[KlydeStorm]

@creed1524 Nope, Fox and Wolf are shit shit shit shit.

[baconlabs]

I ALWAYS end up betting on these types on Spectator.

[MoronicAlecky]

Ouch, I thought Link was the one who didn't understand recovery, but these space animals understood it less. Hilarity ensued.

[Wingcapman]

Star Fox @ $ $ault

[OneWithTheNight]

It seems to me that these recovery failures are more the players' fault than the characters'. I wouldn't just say that the Star Fox fighters really suck that much all the time, considering not everybody tries to recover by using hurricane kicks. :/

[KlydeStorm]

@OneWithTheNight Their recoveries are awful too. The players using awful recoveries just make it that much worse.

[SuperMegaSegaFan]

The people who were playing as the star fox characters were probably thinking to themselves: "Hurr, i kick ayuss at dis gayme cuz everywon don't kno hao to kill demslvs."

[damicroquete2]

I like to play with Falco and Wolf, and I use the Classic Controller.

[patrickhurley530]

I rock with starfox characters you just stink

[KlydeStorm]

@patrickhurley530 I hope you're not referring to ME sucking, because out of all the StarFox characters dying in this video, not a SINGLE ONE is me. You're just dumb.

[PhrozenFox]

I don't know man, I play a pretty mean Falco. These all look either staged or a result of lag, either way.

[KlydeStorm]

@PhrozenFox You haven't been alive very long, have you? Humans will never cease to surprise you at how stupid they are.

[MasterKnightDH]

@KlydeStorm

You'll have fun with Battalion Wars 2 Co-Op n00bs. They will guarantee you get a God awful rank or just plain mission failure because they do not play smart about protecting your AA units and even meatshield with their AA units.

[Tensin14]

Why does the Falco always do the same thing on sudden death? What a moron.

[LCWmachinima]

I have to watch in low quality cuz my laptop leads like balls

[topazshot88]

Just how often were you thinking to yourself "Can I have a different partner?" in those team matches anyways?

[KlydeStorm]

By that time, I realized how terrible 80%+ of the people who use the StarFox characters are, so instead of wishing I had someone else as a partner, I instead brace for failure and try not to die whilst laughing.

[topazshot88]

This is very true. I mean, I played an okay Falco for a while, but everyone uses Falco. If they don't use Falco, they use Wolf and constantly spam his down-smash. It's like your typical With Anyone Pikachu except instead of electrical air tag it's stupor sweeping.

I know ONE person who doesn't do that. ONE.

[keneblayon45344]

I never use the Wii remote and Wolf is one of my top characters.

[Xevnest24]

This is hilarious. Though I must say, when you're playing as wolf, you tend to forget how useless his side-B move is, resulting in many SD's. (I play with a GCN controller., and no, wolf is not my main. I hardly ever play as him anymore.)

Also, one question: when I play online, there is a slight delay to the response time of the controls. Is this my connection, or is that just how Brawl plays? Has anyone else had this issue?

[KlydeStorm]

That's just how it is. Brawl's online is pretty shitty.

[Xevnest24]

argh. I figured as much.

[dewgong12345]

damn i hate that guys that spams pikachu's b moves all the time like at 1:48, he can be use so much better :(

[Glutexo005]

I don't think you can blame that second one on the player though. If the Mushroom hadn't run out, he would have made it... right as getting blasted by Ike.

[PokeFire50]

Lesson learned: Never agree to be Wolf's team partner again.

[petpetfood]

sudden death= lol

[GrandDoomFrog]

Actually....I think these idiots were extremely stupid and were trying to use SSBB hacks online and got desynched -_-

[KlydeStorm]

The majority of these were saved before the hacks even existed.

Also, if they did use hacks and it desynced, it would disconnect.

[GrandDoomFrog]

Hmm....Then I have no idea why they were so bad maybe they were blind......or really...young >_>...or they just fail...

[MystiSkye]

Playing with the wiimote sideways is awesome. I wish I could do it O_O

[Mewlon]

...That Ike on the Falco Survival Time Trial...I'd so want to fight against him. He does look like he has some skill and it probably looks shameful to go up against such n00bs. Still, for the sake of the video and all, it looked good.

[KlydeStorm]

That Ike was me.

[Mewlon]

Kinda figured it was you. XD

Still good fighting. You compete in tournaments?

[KlydeStorm]

No, for I have no way to get to one.

And if I did, I'd get wrecked. I'm a terrible player.

[FictionAlchemist]

I loved it when Falco and Link were trying to hide out on the ship's guns and Klyde went down there, killed them both, and still managed to get back safely to the ship. Was great. Though, Klyde is better now than he was at the time of this video, naturally.

Oh, and at the time of this writing, the description doesn't mention this (maybe Klyde will add it after seeing this post), but KlydeStorm is always the one with the "P1" above his head in this video.

[Mewlon]

Gotcha! Thanks for telling me.

And yeah...that was kinda cool that he spiked both Link and Falco. Still...on that Link...either he was having a bad day...or he sucks too.

[GnarlyTheMad]

I fell bad for that pikachu, such a horrible team mate

[sagacious03]

Wow, just wow. A ton of furry fail, no offense.

Ironically, this makes me want to be able to play Brawl online(And just in general; My disc is horribly scratched.) just so I can put these people in their places.

[Ganonmustdie2]

That opening music really makes me want to get the old 3 Mario party games. They're the only ones I don't have!

[LexLight1]

You are the P1, right?

Anyways, good video. 5*

[KlydeStorm]

Always P1.

[KlydeStorm]

Ask them, not me.

[hadoukenfighter]

8:20

did he really kill his ally with his Final Smash?

[The223Mario]

epic FAIL

[crazyfeyeet]

this vid comes with a side order of fail XD

I liked this vid it made me laugh

[Megastaw]

At least you can connect to a game :(

[KlydeStorm]

Your router is likely dropping packets, if it's already set up optimally.

[Megastaw]

I imported the American version of brawl to Australia, so would that have to do with it not connecting?

[KlydeStorm]

Possible, but again, it's probably your router. The Wii's online needs to have your router pretty much perfectly set up, or else it will run like shit, or not at all.

[Megastaw]

Mario Kart works perfect. :S

[KlydeStorm]

Mario Kart doesn't need 100% frame accurate like Brawl.

[totalnounique]

Is this fake??looks like it!noone is such an idiot to not being able to save himself here(not even me)

[KlydeStorm]

100% not fake. Humans ARE this stupid.

[totalnounique]

There should be a big ''sign'' in front of the game box that should say ''NOT FOR MENTALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE''

[Nintendavin]

I'm going to tell you ancient advice that you have taught me...

Internet.

[Zumomaki]

OH BOY! i can't belive this. It's like they are not even trying.

[wwfbrawler781]

"SUDDEN DEATH! GO!!!"

*Falco Side-B's off the stage*

That's probably the biggest fail I've ever seen in SSBB. And the worst part is, is happens many times in the video, lol.

[sorastitchi]

Huh?

I watched the whole thing.

[sonicschooler]

though sonic may not be the best character but his recovering is good. but anyone playing as ness and lucas using the wii mote sideways also suck. they don't move pk thunder good.

[fullpolish]

U sure u're not doing it on purpose?

[KlydeStorm]

...what are you talking about?

[fullpolish]

Like, some of these suicides.

[KlydeStorm]

I'm not playing as the Star Fox characters in this video, NONE OF THEM.

[Cooltuber453]

I fail at starfox characters myself. I'll guarenteed get at least one SD from using B-Side in a bad place.

[RageOfLeoEX]

we're going to have fun with this thing.... NOOOOOO!!!! lol!

[AndrewM92]

people always say those 3 starfox characters are the best.

they arent

especially in the hands of a moron

[getaris]

playing with the wiimote sideways hurts more than just the gameplay, belive me.

[LexLight1]

To me, no, now I'm playing with Classic Controller. ;)

[Firebrand101]

This is sad.

and Brawl is meant to be played with a gamecube controller, no arguements

[MasterKnightDH]

@Firebrand101

No, it's meant to be played with the Wiichucks. C-Sticking with no drawbacks to it is bullshit.

[Emelljee]

@MasterKnightDH If you play it with a GC controller, you have to lag between button pressing and the game reacting to it. If you use a wireless controller, it lags a little compared to a wired GC controller.

Besides, bring a Wiimote to a Smash Bros tournament, and you WILL be laughed at.

[MasterKnightDH]

More like do ANYTHING at a Smash Bros tournament and you WILL be laughed at.

[Emelljee]

@MasterKnightDH Not really. Unless you are terrible at the game.

[MasterKnightDH]

Guess what? I'm not.

[MasterKnightDH]

@Emelljee

And I suppose it's not true that C-Sticking is just the lazy way out? Sounds like tournaments are just like message boards that tell you to suck less if you mention beating the final boss of an RPG without level 99 characters.

[MimigaJoe]

@Firebrand101 OBJECTION! You cannot wield a Gamecube controller like a flail. You cannot signal in semaphore using a Gamecube controller. And you certainly can't use a Gamecube controller as a garroting wire. Therefore, Wiimote + Nunchuk is superior.

[Bluhmann]

Holy crap, guys. You do not recover with A attacks. You also can move after a recovery move. You ALSO don't want to drive tanks off of cliffs.

[Ughnaar]

Fox is my second most powerful character, because he's fast and easy to control. Wolf's really powerful, but he's very hard to control. Falco... sucks. -_-' All what I can say is that they must surely use the sideway wii remote. Or else they must be beginners. The Wii remote+Nunchuk is my best at all games. Good video anyway! ;)

[mailanbr]

Well at least their face will smell nice.

[DragonNature]

Great video. It can get frustrating getting teamed up with people like that, but it's really funny sometimes. I enjoyed the video. I love the intro too; it's brilliant.

And it's always weird when someone dies off the top of the screen like at 10:22.

[KlydeStorm]

That's what happens when an Alloy dies off the top, or when Toon Link, Link, or Samus fires their tether before they fly off the top. I'm not sure if it works with ZSS.

[Jayfeather113]

Cool.

I liked the intro, too.

Mario Party 2 music?

[KlydeStorm]

Yes. Look Away.

[HuntBelow]

So is it Star fail because Its all star fox characters or what?

[KlydeStorm]

Yes.

[paperSSBMmario]

I still play Basic Brawl and Team Battle for some reason.

I guess I like to do nothing and watch as they kill themselves, which tends to happen half the time.

[Fiercelinkmaster71]

lol this is what makes basic brawl somewhat impossible to win. If you don't get a hit on those people who sd a lot you'll miss out on lots of points.

[Nintendavin]

So are these your friends playing on one console or is this online?

Because they really suck beyond what a normal human is capable of sucking.

[KlydeStorm]

This is With Anyone, which explains why they suck so much.

Plus, I'll bet you a million dollars that nearly every one of these players is using the Wiimote sideways...

[chavoiia]

nice

[KlydeStorm]

You didn't watch the whole thing. It hasn't been public for 10 minutes.

[bigbluebot]

Neither have you.

[KlydeStorm]

Except that I'm the one who made the video? I've watched it a dozen times to make sure it set right.

[chavoiia]

no.

just what I was seeing but I like.

and my computer is very slow.

as carried to publish the comment ...!!!