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  • This should be a lesson to all of you. When you see a terrible player at your table, keep your mouth shut and let them play terribly (even if they bad beat you).

  • I don't understand how she gets to play in all these games, the money is all coming from Phil Laak. I mean you can't even/hard to find a video of her bluffing anybody. Every pro has a video on youtube with them bluffing their opponent, and when you can't find one you know they aren't truly a poker player...

  • I like jennifer harman's face reaction as well as Phil's

  • Phil Iveys face - pricless 

  • hahah

  • Phil Ivys like..... are you fucking kidding me

  • @cjc651 she said "I THOUGHT you had me preflop" as she now realizes that patrick DID NOT had her preflop

  • PA: I thought I had you

    Tilly: You had me preflop

    lolwut?

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  • Phil ivey's reaction face lol :)

  • Well she did only have the 5th nuts lol

  • hahahahaahaaaaah look at Phil Ivey thinking wtf am I doing with this bunch of morons?

  • Holy shit Phil's face at 1:47 says it all. I can't believe no one said something like "you didn't bet a your full house? you are the dumbest motherfucking bitch ever"

  • @bigstar66 Yeah I bet Ivey was thinking "What the fuck is wrong with you fucking stupid Laakian whore. Go go home and suck donkey dick you stupid fucking bitch. I hate you so fucking much, God I wanna grab your head, rip it off and dump it in a pile of baby shit." :D

  • OMG Phils face XD..... i dont blame him, i'd probably be laughing inside too XD

  • I love coming to the farm to see all the donkeys come out to play crying "Donkey!! Donkey!! She a Donkey!!" whilst wearing a name tag that says "Hi, my name is Donkey, and I'm a sexist" in Eddie Murphy's voice.

  • i expected to see jennifer tilly's donk, and was disappointed

  • Ivey´s reaction is fucking EPIC!

  • @CaesarAustria Yeah, hes face tells it all.... jesus i laughed so hard

  • @MeShell1010

    are you seriously that stupid? there is no way antonius could play KK like that or Q9 or 89. and if tilly tought that antonius had 89 or q9, why wouldn't she bet on the river? especially after antonius checked on the turn and on the river. do you think antonius would be so retarded to play 89 q9 or KK like that. you have no clue about poker so just shut up.

  • Phil Ivey's reaction, lmao.

  • what about Jennifers breaking when she gets the set. Thats a tell if ever I've seen one.

  • ....and I'm pretty sure she has a WSOP bracelet. 2+2 = 5 I guess

  • Look at Ivey's face )))) Lol, full house and you are just checking)))))) Fullhouse? Its a nuts

  • i wonder if she would have called patrick if he would have went all in on the river.

  • I love how amazed they look when she showed her cards x)

  • leave her alone guys. she is female and new to the game in this clip, playing against pros. she was nervous. her celebrity status brings more excitement to the game.

  • @golfmaniac007 Beg pardon but what does her being female have to do with her poker skill?

  • @Slamexo if you can't understand that much then no use in explaining to the ignorant

  • The worst thing was not the 2 "check" with set of jacks and then with full-house, but the "I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS"...

  • I'm going to the bathroom, so when I come back I want to be top comment alright?

  • maybe she is sleeping with him... you never know.. she might have acted like she was a donk .. but patrik might be the donk fucking her

  • @pasamar23 Shes with Phil Laak.

  • @MrBlakes1984 cheating is likely

  • ►►  /watch?v=dPKvO4hPWUA ◄◄

  • LOL @ iveys face.. priceless

  • wth ? If she didn't raise in that situation, I wonder if she ever raises ?

  • kitchen jokes are so lame

  • Women....

    

  • Back to the kitchen

  • havent seen such facial reactions in my life, i was literally rolfing on the ground.

  • weird kitchen

  • 1:36 Ivey is shocked lol

  • everyones face reaction...PRICELESSS!!!

  • Lol sorry womans

  • wait wat jus happened? i was distracted

  • i am seriously embarassed and ashamed to watch this.. she is a disgrace and very annoying...

  • how...JUST HOW

  • I think that's the most emotion i saw on Ivey's face

  • @SSmiles6185

    Fully Agree :)

  • I thought you had pocket kings?? When Antonius plays so passively and 2 kings on the board it's against the odds hè has pocket kings. She gets no value on the turn Vs many draws. Antonius checkfolds the river many missed draws. See the look ony haarman's and Ivy's face. They think: she must have "other" skills than poker haha.

  • Jennifer Tilly: I don't always check a full house, but when I do, I prefer to be the last to act.

  • @jbravo21 This comment is legendary.

  • jesus that was hellabad

  • honest question: wouldnt k10-k7 or even kj be on patrick's range here? i dont get how everyone reacts as she folded a royal flush lol

  • @kawadamark

    Maybe, but so what? Do you bet only with the nuts, because your opponent MIGHT have a better hand?

  • lmao @ everyone's reactions

  • 1:31 ten seconds of awkward silence...

  • edog harman & ivey are like: wtf :D

  • she was just being nice in a feeble attempt to get in his pants.

  • when she takes breath deeply *_____*

  • People...obviously she knew she wasn't gonna get a call on the river so she decided to slowroll antonious by checking...god its so obvious!!

  • @tangyougong so how will you explain, check on the river with full boat??

  • Good analogy, she's an idiot, she could have made a lot more money, but, "donk"? She didn't do anything in this hand to mak her look like a donk.

    "DONK"..... Someone that makes BAD CALLS with no pot odds & hitting.

  • WHY SHE'S NOT IN THE KICTCHEN!!?!?!?

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  • She is a donk, but she has nice boobs

  • pocket kings?? oh my.. maybe 9Q.. lol Antonius checking with set and poker of kings???

  • @Neiltwiss

    q9 is no good. the only hand tilly could be possibly afraid of is KK, which is completely retarded.

  • @MeShell1010 Why are you bringing me into this I have nothing to do it and your analogy is absurdly irrelevant. She had the absolute best possible hand until the river and checked it down after the flop, there is no level of play where that is acceptable even the worst of amateurs don't check behind fullhouses.

  • @MeShell1010 What planet are you on? She checked back a full house. I don't care what table your on you never check down a flopped set rivered full house.

  • i thought you had pocket kings... sick...

  • @MeShell1010 Do you even play poker? Top set on flop? Ring a bell?

  • @MeShell1010 laak is her boyfriend not husband, and she is a megadonk

  • how did she check it down

  • @MeShell1010 are you serious? i wouldnt fold JJ even if i played against Satan himself on that board.

  • Women.... Know your limits... /watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

  • This literally embarasses me just watching it.

  • If you ever happen to be sad, watch this video and's you're gonna end up laughting out loudly anyway! ;D

  • POCKET KINGS? LOOOOOOOL

    Ivey is so holding his laugh hahahaha

  • I like Phil's expression, but also Jennifer's - Harmen is thinking you give women playing poker a bad name - Harmen is world class

  • She's too good at the game to actually have thought he had pocket kings. I assumed she was hoping to coerce him into a big bet, but it didn't pan out. In any case, you can't believe what she says to the people at the table. It's fucking poker, everyone is trying to lie their ass off. If she can make the players think she's an idiot, they won't take her seriously and her job gets way easier. It's a damn good strategy, actually.

  • @Preeemo Facepalm.

  • @Rhaeide agreed.

  • @Preeemo she can't be "hoping to coerce him into a big bet" if she has postition on him, because she's always last to act...she keeps checking behind because she actually thinks she's beaten (and that's silly). How can this be a "damn good strategy"??

  • @Preeemo AHHAHAHHAHAAHH you are so amazingly stupid. She checked BEHIND on the river. 

  • Oh my god. BET WOMAN! BET!!! ARGARGAG! I'll do it for you! ALL IN!!!!!!

  • what the fuck just happened?

  • :O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O

  • okay i have watched this like 4 times....WHO WON? did tilly win? or what went on?

  • @CharissaDarling Tilly won but Tilly didn't bet her goods so she was sucked out on a lot of money on that pot.

  • @CharissaDarling She has a strong full house, he just have two pairs. Even though she has this strong hand she just checked and lost the opportunity to take a really big pot. Look at 01:47 , this is clearly a WTF face. She said "I though you have pocket Kings", this is bs.. she just understood how bad she played a great hand.

  • "i thought you had pocket kings" WTF?

  • @jabre12 "I thought you had fucking kings"

  • @Sorlanx It's pocket kings. Meaning one pairs of kings, which would make the four of a kinds she could have lost to.

  • antonius funny reaction too. and tilly... mindfucking everyone at the table, all part of the plan. how do you read her after that?

    ... a dollar not earned is a dollar lost

  • @MMagentaHH - you are absolutely right, she is an uber genius!! or perhaps an epic fail that wins!!

  • and we make fun of lederer for being tight?

  • oh, tilly. you're so silly. love ya anyway.

  • what a idiot bitch just good for fuck . . . not more

  • Patrick:FULLHOUSE?, Edog: wh..wha..woot?, Ivey: WTH?WTF?WTH? WTF? WTH?, Harman: OPPS OMG, Patrick: I can't beat that: OMG DONK LOLZ, Tilly: I thought you had pocket kings: LOL, Edog: OMG IVEY YOU SEEING THIS TOO, IS THIS FOR REAL? Ivey: OMG OMG OMG WTF WTH WTF WTH WTF WTF WTH WTF?????, Patrick: Almost thought I had u: DONK DONK ROFL LMAO, Ivey: This game is to easy :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

  • She has made 1/2 million dollar playing poker in tournaments.. So i think you the donks and she's maybe a good poker player.. Everyone can make mistakes you fuckin donks..

  • @djsinya lol

  • @djsinya Trust me Jennifer Tilly is anything but a good poker player, shes a pair of tits and phil laaks gf.

  • @kuja900 Explain me how she won 1/2 million dollars in tournaments then...

  • @djsinya Because shes been playing poker a long time. For the amount of time shes played and amount of tournaments shes entered only winning 1/2 million is absolutely pathetic. Its a paltry amount of winnings to any other pro she just has a lot of money from her acting career so she is able to buy into a bunch of tournaments. A half million over the amount shes played is not the least bit impressive and I can promise you the ones she has one she luckboxed the hell out of.

  • @djsinya Also those are tournament winnings not cash games, plenty of tournament players are absolutely abysmal at cash as that is the more difficult game. In Tilly's case though she sucks at both.

  • pocket kings preflops ur head off, how could only follow your 1200, she is better in front of a camera

  • I don't follow cards,I don't even know if this is Texas hold'em,or Poker;but the glasses don't exactly scream professional.

  • I can´t stop laughing...."i tought you had pocket kings.."

    beyond priceless!

  • ivey's face is definitely not because of her cleavage this time

  • Such a dumb cunt..."I thought you had pocket kings." Hahaha.

  • I know i'm just a noob that plays poker with his friends, but I would feel confident going against tilly heads up.

  • Ridicolous, just ridicolous that someone like her can actually make money in poker

  • i thought u had pocket kings!! ahahahah

  • yea she just shouldnt even be at that table...she is so scared, she looked like she was hyper-ventilating in that hand...

  • phils face at 1:47 omg

  • roflmao @ ivey :D hahahaahahahahaha

  • LOL. Even the announcer didn't know what to say with that play...wow.

  • look at those fucking tits breathing omfg i'd cum all over them and lick it off!! MILF!!!!!!

  • i almost thought she was kidding when she was like, "i thought you had pocket kings". And then i realized she was just dumb.

  • I can't beat that! Hahahaa

  • everyone looked so young back then

  • Tily is so hot looking!!

  • Iveys face was priceless. That is the most emotion i have ever seen out of him...haha

  • it boggles the mind to think she won a bracelet

  • @subiiime

    she won a womens only tournament

  • @mmianzde well there r some very good women players but i mean i thought u had pocket kings omg that hurts me as a poker player to see that

  • @subiiime True. Jennifer Harmen is good for example, but she still looks at Tilly like shes a complete donk... i mean she must have been EXTREMELY lucky to win that bracelet.

  • Damn Ivey goes soooo smoothly over to his PokerFace @ 1:52

  • tillys got some great pocket D's...

  • hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg

  • she should be asked to cover up... shes distracting me and im not even playing lol.

  • lol Ivey is physically tormented that some1 is that bad

  • Muhahahahahahahahahaha!

  • You can see Tilly breathing heavy.

  • Pause AT 1:48!

  • right.... she tought he had KK but still raises pre flop with JJ. Dumbass

  • @Miegsterr : No you are a dumbass. She raised before PA called. i think she had fold if PA raised first ;ddd

  • @Miegsterr FAIL!

  • jenifer tilly doesnt hide her downs syndrome very well

  • ivey is like saying.. does this girl know how to play poker? XD

  • Phil Ivey is like //facepalm//

  • Almost that i had you. JAJAAHAHHAA (what a irony)

  • iveys face haha

  • why would you put someone on a quad in a first place! Love ivey's face as well loool

  • if patrik had pocket kings, he would have re-raise you pre-flop or on the flop

  • ROFL! JENNIFERS REACTION IS LIKE SHE JUST WITNESSED A MURDER OR SOMETHING!

  • Not only Ivey's but EVERYBODY'S faces are priceles.. Historical Moment; 1:34-1:39

  • Patrik was planning to check quads on the river SICK READ!!!

  • @JaaMizzou22 Also, you DID write Donkie in your post. I suggest you get medical help, as memory loss + apparent unability to cope with your surroundings generally mean you have alzheimer. just sayin'

  • @JaaMizzou22 So you're a poker pro in vegas, and you just check with a full boat when it is obvious your opponent is going to lose.

    Maybe you should join Jen in the kitchen. or kill yourself

  • @TheFourthDefender not to mention she tried to talk sam simon out of writing for the simpsons and almost destroyed our american culture as we know it...this woman is the devil

  •  HAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA­HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • What a bizarre hand. As if, if Patrik had pocket Kings he would have checked both the turn and river against her. Ridiculous play. One of the most embarrassing hands on youtube.

  • thats why women shouldnt be allowed to play poker

    what a donkey

  • wtf?

  • trilly wow.i like she

  • Lol what the fuck

  • iveys look at her when he sees the hand is AWESOME "you f****** idiot get off my table"

  • @pjakins Lol he does not want anyone that bad at poker with money to go anywhere

  • iveys face is priceless

  • she's just stupid,

    think's she's hot and we wanna see her on tele,

    but no! leave cunt

  • @BramDK I know your trying to sound like you don't think women are equals. But all you really sound like, is that you are really miserable that you don't have a girlfriend. This anger toward women you have is a big sign of that.

  • @Nickolaslich moron, any retard can see that se is retarded

    have you even watched her play? other than this, claims the public want's more time of her and all..

    shut up mate, for real.

    she is a egocentric b***

  • @BramDK Dude let it go, we've all been hurt before but this internet anger thing is kinda pathetic...

  • @Nickolaslich i only said what i think,and that is: she's a donk!

    did'nt ask for the baby who has a hard on for her, to come up for her!

    quit wining about people saying what they think

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  • "ahaha i thought you had pocket kings"

    Yes because we all know how easily Quad Kings come....NOT!

  • lol, i tought u had pocket kings

  • what is she doing out of the kitchen?

  • JEN..BAD BEAT!!!