You're Not My Father

[SXI10011]

i'm guessing that the feeling i get watching this video is like getting a sharp pole shoved up your ass, thanks

[gabed96]

26 people can't tell D.J what to do.

[gabed96]

26 people could not tell DJ what to do!!

[TheDellanator]

whatt he fuck

[Seph9568]

first girl almost walked into it

[jas77barrett]

Reason #35 not to do drugs while posting videos

[jamesx78999]

this is very stupid video sorry but it is

[SAdudeguy]

dont watch this on mushrooms

[mutatedjellyfish]

Art.

[unicyclebabyguy]

pogo should remix this

[tcmg4ar]

i hate you for making this. die slow nigga

[blazinwolf]

WTF



[BigBagsForRent]

It was the hand fists that made it for me.

[MeredithOD]

@BigBagsForRent LOL! so true. the hand fists were great--such attention to detail! :P

[MeredithOD]

To all the ppl who are concerned about the claim that someone "invested" in this vid: it couldn't have cost more than .59 cents to produce :P don't worry...I'll fund the next one on my milk money

[cuchin24]

"You can't tell me what to do, you're not my father!"

[MeredithOD]

LMAOOOOO great vid and it's even funnier to me how many people are either DUMB or were tragically born w/out a sense of humor...this was hilarious

[JSkater17]

how the fuck did you get paid to do this?

[Kelmo17]

This had to be funded?

[internetbully100]

this shi t is wack

[sqw12345]

I don't get it o_O

[teddygage]

somebody actually paid money to have this produced?

[gbboi]

mullet win!

[CalmDraven]

someone said that to me ones i was so happy XD no not really

[Megalomaniac117]

Jeff Gerstmann.

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[sonic911]

i dont get it...either

[MADDOG6400]

LMAO!

[24v7v420]

This is a brilliant excercise in both interpretation and execution. I've studied the original Quicktime video for a couple of years, and I still find this brilliant.

You, truly, are not my father.

[Saatanan]

That deadly overlapped music is hypnotic.

[Lilcutegrl93]

um... repetitive much?

lol

[JUANSALGADITO]

what the HELL/FUCK......... some really freaky people in our world. The girl in the black kimono is probably the most scary. In conclusion, lame, some product brought by some group of adults who obviously are as bored as a man watching ''Lassie''. May god be with you.

[jbloverhot]

i love this vid!!! it i cinda sad!!

[futuremovieactor]

well, that was depressing. i need COMIC RELIEF!

[FuzzyDuck]

Brilliant.  One of my favorite Slocum works. I wish I had thought of it.

[Ephrix]

OMFG IM TRIPPIN' BALLS!!!

[tsonukarabocado]

What's going on?

[aliendiplomat112]

life with artificial telepathy isn't worth living. disolve into the borg and be toasters.

[sweetzombiejesus]

Fuck the haters. This is ART.

[voxer]

Great work! Nuthin' like workin' thru your stuff with the wrong person ; )

[moho571]

sooo ghey

[wweoldschool]

someone must have been bored. This is so fucking gay.

[JM1375]

DJ

i am disappoint

[CrazyJustin2006]

How the hell did they get Go Go from Kill Bill to be in this stupid video?

[iceboydre]

what episode is this

[peerenboom77]

This is one of the most interesting experiments I've seen on YouTube. One could write a dissertation on it. Great stuff!

[jammernineteen]

Does she have a father?

[Swannysback]

wow freaky shit

[Pvic]

No luke... i am your father....

[Deathexpress11]

the asian was lol

[hiphophobbyklub]

Pure-ness!

What i meant is...

SAMPLE-ISM

AUDIO & VISIONS

They are both so dope!

Ya Dig!

Propz!

HIPHOP!

[gwiz210]

i am your father! you cant tell ME what to do because your a smelly BITCH ASS NIGGA CHEESE WIZY! POOP FACE GO DIE IN A ass

[gwiz210]

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOURE NOT MY FATHER

Oh yes I am baby *bow chicka wow wow*

ahh yes give it to me harder. I'll give it to you like your father used to before he died in that lawnmower.

[KoolDudester]

why are you guys downvoting this it's the fucking funniest thing i've read all week.

[teemell19]

@KoolDudester YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER

[GubbenRune]

Whip out the belt and beat the shit out of her.

[havochouseguest]

i love this!! its going in the museum i work in!!

[PunkRingOfHonorX]

All of the males got the hand clinch right.

[Lazewski]

hahahaha!

[silentbuttcrackplz]

I came

[lupusk9]

KAY?

[kennymilk]

I do NOT get it. But it's still the funniest piece of work I've ever seen on YouTube.

[claytono3]

I don't get it.

[BrendalovesDylan]

it got boring after the first one surry

[kaleb775]

WTF

[jermin8tor]

MAMA???

was it you???

(heck)

[qwakmaster]

dj... you cant tell me what to do your not my father

[dugstown]

what the hek am i watching

PUNS!

[KilPenguin]

you're alright, dugstown

[TravisOnPhonics]

This vid can't tell me what to do, it's not shit.

[PunkRingOfHonorX]

Quite honestly the best thing I've seen on Youtube in months.

[Oddface]

they hecked their fathers

[stuco211]

These non-fathers are shit compared to mine.

[lastmondaypast1]

this gave me more of a headache than that video called eye of the storm or something. or was the song called eye of the storm?

[RussianYulia17X]

wtf.

[snafu]

A+++ will watch unas mas veces.

[osie8892]

lol this is so funny but why did you make it?

[MrMacMan23]

What was the purpose of this project?

[thebigbuu]

KARATE CHOP HIS NUTS!! after the third scene, i got tired of it really fast. i was expecting alot more. something like turning over a chair, punching a wall or window; idk someone breaking something for some variety.

[0920197234]

try watching this 3 times in a row! turn up the volume, and don't take your eye's off it,lol!

[OpenThePeople]

you can't tell me what to do, you're not Bob Saget.

[skatesector9]

once i started watching i wanted to stop.....but.

i couldnt.. i just coulnt.

[grodno]

the new york state music fund must have a hell of a lot of spare money if it's funding trash like this

[nickcervantes]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Penultimate]

that gave me the creeps. i wonder why?

[robvas]

You can't make me watch this video you're not my father.

[hudson]

lol

[bellavitarox]

Whoah...lol.

This is probably gonna give me nightmares.

O__O

[newdorm302]

Btw....this video is pure Jenius..with a capital "J."

[newdorm302]

YOU ARE AWESOME BLUE ROOM GIRL!!!! (J-MONEY YOU ARE UNBELIEVEABLE).

-Rich (the hot one).

[hoodoodave]

awesome

[jogymnastics]

i dont get it

[DoubleDaters007]

This is STUPID!

[6vile6flesh6]

ooooh BURN!

[tulscimsoc]

That was like one of the creapiest things I have ever seen.

[mankneck]

almost like a strange (and hilarious!)

contemporary take on Alvin Lucier's "I am sitting in a room"

[treasurefingers]

THE AZNS RLLY FUCKD THAT ONE UP. WAY 2GO

[mu0p]

I want to tell dj what to do, but im not her father, what do I do?

[RedFoxxworth]

GTFO TROLL

[barringer82]

Pure genius

[feelinganalog]

This is amazing

[kemyran]

First girl almost walks into the copier!

[nutherefurlong]

Cool, glad I finally got the chance to see it :)