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  • wait, you said it was horrible but it was pure frosting?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??

  • The cake is a lie c:

  • Thumbs up, who are hungry now X3

  • Hay he didn't yell "DON'T POINT THAT SHIT AT ME" XD

  • 0:57

    DAT FACE

  • that cake looks like clay lol

  • Nice. And now make a GLaDOS cake! :P

  • @Andrios97 he has already done that

  • You killed Chell's Companion Cube!

  • Cave Johnson here, and we have an investmend JUST FOR YOU! Now, you all know and love (good god if you do, go see a doctor ASAP) companion cube, cubes that are like brothers or sisters or both. Now you will be able to eat them! With our new CC Cake recipe YOU can eat YOUR CUBE! warning may contain surtain things even we don't know what the hell it is. But seriously, if you cc starts too look human in every way of the word, go see a doc. Just for good measure. Cave Johnson we are done here

  • The Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you. Yet you're going to do that to it?

  • I wish my mom loved me this much

    

  • 0:58 EPIC FACE IN THE BACKGROUND!

  • 15 people didn't want that shit pointed at them

  • THE CAKE WAS THE COMPANION CUBE ALL ALONG! =O

  • Your weighted companion cake will never threaten to stab you, yet you stab it?!?!

  • cake wont stabb you, you will stabb the cake

  • I can taste it in my mouth already... *slurp*

  • is that uberhaxornova?

  • :D I wish I was your son, THAT CAKE LOOKS DELICIOUSE!

  • 0:58 If my friend did that face I would be doing this <.<

  • 15 people STILL think that the cake is a lie

  • @metrykat looks tasty, and the trick with the food coloring is so awesome, I want you to adopt me! :D great mom! :D

  • Can we switch mothers?

  • The cake and the companion cube in one....Dreams really do come true...

  • I'm feeling so hungry now... but also so GUILTY D=

  • am i the only dude who plays portal?

  • That companion cube is a lie!

  • mr dont point that shit at me XD

  • dude you got EPIC hair

  • THE CAKE IS A LIEEEEEE

  • i cant belive you didnt make me one! jerks

  • it didnt get inciniradted,this happened!!!!

  • You ate your companion cube quicker than any test subject on record.

  • Let the cube stab him first :)

  • If you love that companion cube so much why don't you just marry it?

  • @northendproductions ...but they killed it!!

  • @northendproductions Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much.Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?

  • @northendproductions Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU.

  • No!! You're eating Companion Cube!! XD

  • i literaly went D: when he cut the cake

  • awww he killed the cube </3

  • don't slice up the companion cube!!!!

  • the cube wont threaten to stab u but u will to it

  • 0:34 is he the "Don't put that shit at me" guy???

  • looks dewishous can i has some :3

  • now i know what kind of cake i want for my bithday!

  • I wish you were my mom!! <3 Thats so awesome!!

  • and now we know what the cube taste like

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  • damnit bitch i told you dont point that shit at me damnit

  • 13 People were stabbed in the mouth when eating the companion cube cake.

  • The other kid sounded like beavis.

  • I have birtday tomorrow... would you make me one? Please?

  • dude awesome cake i want that for MY birthday...im gonna do what you did x3

  • 1:50 ... and moist. c;

  • i want it SOOOO BAD

  • The David with never threaten to stab you...

  • the companion cube is a lie !

  • 0:56 look at the guy behind the ''dont point that shit at me'' guy

  • watch?v=hMWL1HkRkjQ&feature=re­lated

  • "You euthenaized your faithful companion cake... well done!"

  • The guy in the backround sounds like the character from Team Fortress 2, Scout

  • Thats really how the companion cube died.

  • HOW COULD YOU EAT YOUR BELOVED COMPANION CUBE?!

  • EUTHENASIA!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 01:50 and moist

  • DONT POINT THAT SHIT AT ME

  • You're going to eat him?

    HOW COULD YOU :O

  • The weighted Companion Cake will never disappoint You...And..In fact. Is delicious.

  • MULLET POWER :D

  • MEEE WAANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • The weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you.

    You'll only stab it.

  • Little Boy = Turret.

  • GLaDOS: State protocol requires you to incinerate the companion cube. The regulations do not state the consumption of the companion cube NECESSARY.

  • YOU STABBED THE COMPANION CUBE YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yu were supposed to incinerate it not eat it

  • GLaDOS said the companion cube wont stab you. WHY DID THEY HAVE TO STAB IT?!?!?!?! D:

  • it dosent threaten to stab you. BUT YOU DIDNT! please euthanize the.. UNFAITHFUL dave.

  • that poor companion cube! haha... i want to make one of these now... but i'd feel so bad eating it! =D

  • Just the way we like it: Baked, not incinerated.

  • That guy in the background is a nerd.

  • woh dont threatin me with a nife good sir

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COMPANIAN CUBE

  • noooooooooooooooooooo you ate the the cube!

  • You're an awesome mum. :)

  • fatty you eat enough cake go on a diat

  • @pyrowolfbob learn to spell

  • They ate companion cube

  • In Soviet Russia, you stab Companion Cube.

  • GLaDOS:the weighted companian cube will not threaten to stab you.

  • @asender66 but YOU will stab the weighted companian cube

  • @asender66 We were going to invite your friends to the party. Even the Companion Cube. But he couldn't come, because you murdered him.

  • the companian cube will not threaten to stab you.

  • the companian cube will not threaten to stab you. but you might threaten to stab it...

  • Your son is very lucky to have a mother like you!

  • But... but the companion cube would never threaten to stab you. :(

    Is the companion cake a lie then..? :S

  • lol i liked this just for the description

  • Dear Santa....

  • @sillyputtydude failed.

  • @XxXI3linkXxX hahaha xD 

  • Read the description O-o

  • Lol That is completely epic. I bet your son was very happy ^___^

  • NO DONT KILL COMPANION CUBE WHAT DID IT DO TO YOU!!!

  • a douche a hippie and a meth mouth

    you guys are perfect for each other

  • If i make this im not eating it...:D

  • it scared the crap out of me at 0:10

  • Haha I love the food coloring trick. I gotta try that!!! xD

  • don't throw that shit at me!

  • THE COMPANION CUBE HAS FEELINGS MAN DONT YOU SEE THAT BLODDY RED VELVET SHET WHEN YOU CUT IT

  • I HAVE THAT SAME SHIRT

  • unfortunately, it cannot accompany you through the rest of the test and, must be euthanized in your stomach

  • I LOVE YOUR SON........ : )

  • 0:56 Pedo face.

  • The cube never threatened to stab you, yet you go around doing this! God have mercy on your soul O_O...

  • i dont really like wat u did to the little kids :(

  • Hahaha,dude,you ROCK \m/ expecially the description.... hahaha

  • if you think about it, the cube was still thrown into fire

  • I wouldn't want to eat that cake. :B

  • GLaDOS said nothing about ME thretening to stab it >:-)

  • 1:17 Dont point the operation end of that thing at him!!!

  • YOUR ALL WRONG! he said the companion cube will never threaten to stab you, not the he wouldnt stab you.

  • Why??? Why did you do it?!?!? The Companion Cube never stabbed you!

  • im gonna try that food coloring trick. >:)

  • I think the guy on the left has a little problem with his teeth, AND DONT POINT THAT SHIT AT HIM! (From the other video)

  • stop pointing that shit at him.

  • it just got youthinized :D

  • Since reading the description...all cake is lie to me now.

  • Hmm....NOW BAKE ME A PORTAL GUN

  • I saw this companion cube cake a few months back and i told my sister remind me when i get married (if it ever happens) i want a companion cube wedding cake :D

  • 0:33 dont point dat shit at me

  • 1:25 OH MY GOD A HUMAN TURRET!!!

  • 1:54 dont forget moist :D

  • 0:56 RAEP FAIC

  • haha in the game it said the cube will never threaten u with a knife and david at 1:17 did threaten him with a knife.

  • Does she make alot of cake for him?

  • DONT Point that shit at him

  • I wanna drink a cup of red food coloring now.

    No wait, BLUE!,NO GREEN, NO WAIT

  • 1:19 dont point that shit at me!!!!!

  • i love the joke (in the description) that makes me want to go drink a glass of food coloring

  • press 8

  • ur description disturbs me...

  • *For the one on 11/25* That's definetely not going on my birthday that day |:(

  • COMPAINION CAKE!

  • WIN

  • Don't point that shit at him!

  • why'd you point that shit at him?

  • you pointed that shit at him

  • you pointed that shit at him

  • Red VALVEt cake is a LIE!!

  • I WANT THE RED VALVET

  • Looks liek jesus.

  • that dudes teeth was fuckin messed up, take him to a dentist or something dude

  • DONT POINT THAT SHIT AT HIM!@@!!!!

  • @metrykat Will you be my mommy and make me awesome cakes for my birthday? :3

  • still pointing shit at him.

  • Best mom ever.

  • Congradualtions you devored your faithfull companion cube faster then any test subject.... Wait no one actually ate the cube. A note of psycotic hunger will be placed on your record.

  • HIS MOUTH IS AN INCENERATOR

  • YOU STABBED THE COMPANION CUBE!! THEY DON'T STAB YOU!!

  • "thats the worst thing you ever made, dave" that guy was soooo dramatic

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE

  • I wish they'd stop pointing that shit at him.

  • however... the companion cube can not be with you for the rest of the test and it must be euthinzed

  • I'm making a note here. HUGE SUCCESS.

  • XD Your an awesome mom XD Your son is cute too :P....Now I want cake >_>

  • The cube didnt stab you, you stabbed it!

  • This cake. This is it. THIS was the cake that the Rat Man used in his dens!

    Why? Because the rat man used THIS cake to turn his pee to red, and therefore he CAN write to the walls with red.

  • That cake is also a lie.

  • that's a great idea ^^

    

  • Your son Dave is handsome

  • dont point that shit at me!!

  • Heh.. World of Warcraft font :p

  • nooo companion cube!

  • RED POOP......THATS NOT HEALTHY