Cave Johnson here, and we have an investmend JUST FOR YOU! Now, you all know and love (good god if you do, go see a doctor ASAP) companion cube, cubes that are like brothers or sisters or both. Now you will be able to eat them! With our new CC Cake recipe YOU can eat YOUR CUBE! warning may contain surtain things even we don't know what the hell it is. But seriously, if you cc starts too look human in every way of the word, go see a doc. Just for good measure. Cave Johnson we are done here
I saw this companion cube cake a few months back and i told my sister remind me when i get married (if it ever happens) i want a companion cube wedding cake :D
Congradualtions you devored your faithfull companion cube faster then any test subject.... Wait no one actually ate the cube. A note of psycotic hunger will be placed on your record.
wait, you said it was horrible but it was pure frosting?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??
puffleissocute 1 month ago
The cake is a lie c:
PrimordialRatio 1 month ago
Thumbs up, who are hungry now X3
TechnoMusicsBrasil 2 months ago
Hay he didn't yell "DON'T POINT THAT SHIT AT ME" XD
LeneredLChurch 2 months ago 2
0:57
DAT FACE
Applejack525 2 months ago
that cake looks like clay lol
skateguy18 3 months ago
Nice. And now make a GLaDOS cake! :P
Andrios97 3 months ago
@Andrios97 he has already done that
omicronmayor 2 months ago
You killed Chell's Companion Cube!
lIIDeathFromAboveIIl 3 months ago
Cave Johnson here, and we have an investmend JUST FOR YOU! Now, you all know and love (good god if you do, go see a doctor ASAP) companion cube, cubes that are like brothers or sisters or both. Now you will be able to eat them! With our new CC Cake recipe YOU can eat YOUR CUBE! warning may contain surtain things even we don't know what the hell it is. But seriously, if you cc starts too look human in every way of the word, go see a doc. Just for good measure. Cave Johnson we are done here
takadox80 3 months ago
The Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you. Yet you're going to do that to it?
Fakeicarly 3 months ago
I wish my mom loved me this much
ThePeytonCox 3 months ago
0:58 EPIC FACE IN THE BACKGROUND!
gust0378 3 months ago
15 people didn't want that shit pointed at them
forfun551 3 months ago
THE CAKE WAS THE COMPANION CUBE ALL ALONG! =O
crystalwish2401 3 months ago
Your weighted companion cake will never threaten to stab you, yet you stab it?!?!
ejdines 4 months ago
cake wont stabb you, you will stabb the cake
TheFunky333 4 months ago
I can taste it in my mouth already... *slurp*
Link98367 4 months ago
is that uberhaxornova?
Trixter943 5 months ago
:D I wish I was your son, THAT CAKE LOOKS DELICIOUSE!
PandaHero24 5 months ago
0:58 If my friend did that face I would be doing this <.<
ODSTD56 5 months ago
15 people STILL think that the cake is a lie
Felicitric 5 months ago
@metrykat looks tasty, and the trick with the food coloring is so awesome, I want you to adopt me! :D great mom! :D
Flaky1990 5 months ago
Can we switch mothers?
ydocydoc12 5 months ago
The cake and the companion cube in one....Dreams really do come true...
andrerock5 5 months ago
I'm feeling so hungry now... but also so GUILTY D=
Orthegaable 5 months ago
am i the only dude who plays portal?
spideymikey6 5 months ago
That companion cube is a lie!
xBADASSARCEUSx 5 months ago
mr dont point that shit at me XD
socksrock322 5 months ago
dude you got EPIC hair
AZombieProduction 5 months ago 43
THE CAKE IS A LIEEEEEE
Wheatley105 5 months ago
i cant belive you didnt make me one! jerks
catmaster90 5 months ago
it didnt get inciniradted,this happened!!!!
TearsOfAmity 5 months ago
You ate your companion cube quicker than any test subject on record.
gimli13579 5 months ago
Let the cube stab him first :)
TheGlaceon56 5 months ago
If you love that companion cube so much why don't you just marry it?
northendproductions 6 months ago in playlist More videos from metrykat 75
@northendproductions ...but they killed it!!
Hyenna15 5 months ago
@northendproductions Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much.Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?
JDaMac815 5 months ago
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@northendproductions WELL I WONT LET YOU
nelsonr12 3 months ago
@northendproductions Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU.
rabidporcupine25 1 month ago
No!! You're eating Companion Cube!! XD
BoBsPfhorever77 6 months ago
i literaly went D: when he cut the cake
massivive 6 months ago
awww he killed the cube </3
ThirdDevision 6 months ago
don't slice up the companion cube!!!!
57stewie 6 months ago
the cube wont threaten to stab u but u will to it
45squire 6 months ago
0:34 is he the "Don't put that shit at me" guy???
244jovan 6 months ago
looks dewishous can i has some :3
MultiAwesomenessman 6 months ago
now i know what kind of cake i want for my bithday!
HomoSapiens99 6 months ago
I wish you were my mom!! <3 Thats so awesome!!
coloringpencil 6 months ago
and now we know what the cube taste like
jagload 6 months ago
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"how does it taste?"
*disgusting look on face* its delicious!
xxxblizzardxkingxxx 6 months ago
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xxxblizzardxkingxxx 6 months ago
damnit bitch i told you dont point that shit at me damnit
ronneytherunawayhog 6 months ago
13 People were stabbed in the mouth when eating the companion cube cake.
sonicisfun 6 months ago 2
The other kid sounded like beavis.
SlamminStam 6 months ago
I have birtday tomorrow... would you make me one? Please?
stia4 6 months ago
dude awesome cake i want that for MY birthday...im gonna do what you did x3
ShadowHeartDestiny12 6 months ago
1:50 ... and moist. c;
UltimateHeretic360 6 months ago
i want it SOOOO BAD
VideoGameCharacter89 6 months ago
The David with never threaten to stab you...
FuzzyBerries 6 months ago
the companion cube is a lie !
Deadflier 6 months ago
0:56 look at the guy behind the ''dont point that shit at me'' guy
gust0378 6 months ago
watch?v=hMWL1HkRkjQ&feature=related
jumba6 6 months ago
"You euthenaized your faithful companion cake... well done!"
LaFylnn 6 months ago
The guy in the backround sounds like the character from Team Fortress 2, Scout
pyritenerf 6 months ago
Thats really how the companion cube died.
DOOMRPG 6 months ago
HOW COULD YOU EAT YOUR BELOVED COMPANION CUBE?!
AlixeTiir 6 months ago
EUTHENASIA!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryansummers97 6 months ago
01:50 and moist
Ragkid 6 months ago
DONT POINT THAT SHIT AT ME
Killersoda44 6 months ago
You're going to eat him?
HOW COULD YOU :O
xero907 6 months ago
The weighted Companion Cake will never disappoint You...And..In fact. Is delicious.
benrockzTV 7 months ago
MULLET POWER :D
XfirexxghostX 7 months ago
MEEE WAANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
ImaginaryBunnehz 7 months ago
The weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you.
You'll only stab it.
501darth 7 months ago
Little Boy = Turret.
SimplyEpic17 7 months ago
GLaDOS: State protocol requires you to incinerate the companion cube. The regulations do not state the consumption of the companion cube NECESSARY.
lizzy532 7 months ago
YOU STABBED THE COMPANION CUBE YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lovesprallan 7 months ago
yu were supposed to incinerate it not eat it
TheSoulreaper6000 7 months ago
GLaDOS said the companion cube wont stab you. WHY DID THEY HAVE TO STAB IT?!?!?!?! D:
MrUglydollproduction 7 months ago
it dosent threaten to stab you. BUT YOU DIDNT! please euthanize the.. UNFAITHFUL dave.
yeoldpepsi 7 months ago
that poor companion cube! haha... i want to make one of these now... but i'd feel so bad eating it! =D
LeaffyStar19 7 months ago
Just the way we like it: Baked, not incinerated.
IJustWatchEm71 7 months ago
That guy in the background is a nerd.
MrMurphyfun 7 months ago
woh dont threatin me with a nife good sir
kittylover6201 7 months ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COMPANIAN CUBE
aswam444 7 months ago
noooooooooooooooooooo you ate the the cube!
drewsking12345678 7 months ago
You're an awesome mum. :)
xBiZarre4 7 months ago
fatty you eat enough cake go on a diat
pyrowolfbob 7 months ago
@pyrowolfbob learn to spell
NicDoesDumbThings 7 months ago
They ate companion cube
dragtail12 7 months ago
In Soviet Russia, you stab Companion Cube.
BigBrotherMateyka 7 months ago
GLaDOS:the weighted companian cube will not threaten to stab you.
asender66 7 months ago
@asender66 but YOU will stab the weighted companian cube
dragonwarriorr62 7 months ago
@asender66 We were going to invite your friends to the party. Even the Companion Cube. But he couldn't come, because you murdered him.
matatosuke3791 7 months ago
the companian cube will not threaten to stab you.
asender66 7 months ago
the companian cube will not threaten to stab you. but you might threaten to stab it...
asender66 7 months ago
Your son is very lucky to have a mother like you!
Katbotz 7 months ago
But... but the companion cube would never threaten to stab you. :(
Is the companion cake a lie then..? :S
misssaltychips 7 months ago
lol i liked this just for the description
imapersonandstuff 7 months ago
Dear Santa....
sillyputtydude 7 months ago
@sillyputtydude failed.
XxXI3linkXxX 7 months ago
@XxXI3linkXxX hahaha xD
squiersjonneman 7 months ago
Read the description O-o
pieguy123ful 8 months ago
Lol That is completely epic. I bet your son was very happy ^___^
bloodkiss94 8 months ago
NO DONT KILL COMPANION CUBE WHAT DID IT DO TO YOU!!!
Gmodrocks123 8 months ago 2
a douche a hippie and a meth mouth
you guys are perfect for each other
SuperRar22 8 months ago
If i make this im not eating it...:D
jm42fun 8 months ago
it scared the crap out of me at 0:10
jsbm151 8 months ago
Haha I love the food coloring trick. I gotta try that!!! xD
bstarqueen11 8 months ago
don't throw that shit at me!
MagnusHarvest 8 months ago
THE COMPANION CUBE HAS FEELINGS MAN DONT YOU SEE THAT BLODDY RED VELVET SHET WHEN YOU CUT IT
jimyrulz1 8 months ago
I HAVE THAT SAME SHIRT
valzilla2000 8 months ago
unfortunately, it cannot accompany you through the rest of the test and, must be euthanized in your stomach
rbmadd 8 months ago
I LOVE YOUR SON........ : )
JIMENAGR89 8 months ago
0:56 Pedo face.
BioReach123 8 months ago
The cube never threatened to stab you, yet you go around doing this! God have mercy on your soul O_O...
OMGitsDSypl 8 months ago
i dont really like wat u did to the little kids :(
TheEmilielaurent 8 months ago
Hahaha,dude,you ROCK \m/ expecially the description.... hahaha
TheDravenProductions 8 months ago
if you think about it, the cube was still thrown into fire
lucario128 8 months ago
I wouldn't want to eat that cake. :B
kankuropuppet10 8 months ago
GLaDOS said nothing about ME thretening to stab it >:-)
achmedfan100 8 months ago 7
1:17 Dont point the operation end of that thing at him!!!
legofilmcrazy 8 months ago
YOUR ALL WRONG! he said the companion cube will never threaten to stab you, not the he wouldnt stab you.
legofilmcrazy 8 months ago 2
Why??? Why did you do it?!?!? The Companion Cube never stabbed you!
OswaldoCortez 8 months ago
im gonna try that food coloring trick. >:)
repawn98 8 months ago
I think the guy on the left has a little problem with his teeth, AND DONT POINT THAT SHIT AT HIM! (From the other video)
TheNick1669 8 months ago
stop pointing that shit at him.
Sup3rCanc3r 8 months ago 76
it just got youthinized :D
AIRCADETKIDLOGAN38A 8 months ago
Since reading the description...all cake is lie to me now.
dustintheslayer 8 months ago
Hmm....NOW BAKE ME A PORTAL GUN
colaking117 8 months ago 176
I saw this companion cube cake a few months back and i told my sister remind me when i get married (if it ever happens) i want a companion cube wedding cake :D
colors123100 8 months ago
0:33 dont point dat shit at me
iAmKiiD 9 months ago
1:25 OH MY GOD A HUMAN TURRET!!!
ncliffordjr 9 months ago
1:54 dont forget moist :D
WeirdBoi75 9 months ago
0:56 RAEP FAIC
cynder167 9 months ago
haha in the game it said the cube will never threaten u with a knife and david at 1:17 did threaten him with a knife.
Ligergirl501 9 months ago
Does she make alot of cake for him?
kristoffer272 9 months ago
DONT Point that shit at him
MegaKimmer 9 months ago
I wanna drink a cup of red food coloring now.
No wait, BLUE!,NO GREEN, NO WAIT
S0ulman2 9 months ago
1:19 dont point that shit at me!!!!!
greendayfanman01 9 months ago
i love the joke (in the description) that makes me want to go drink a glass of food coloring
morpheus9494 9 months ago
press 8
CPGiveAwaysAndCoins 9 months ago
ur description disturbs me...
iApple103003 9 months ago
*For the one on 11/25* That's definetely not going on my birthday that day |:(
NinjaOfComedy001 9 months ago
COMPAINION CAKE!
triciaf61 9 months ago
WIN
The3Locateers 9 months ago
Don't point that shit at him!
mortl8324 9 months ago
why'd you point that shit at him?
ThePencilboxofDOOM 9 months ago
you pointed that shit at him
dabearsmeyer5 9 months ago
you pointed that shit at him
dabearsmeyer5 9 months ago
Red VALVEt cake is a LIE!!
66Metallicaman66 9 months ago
I WANT THE RED VALVET
sikmanist 9 months ago
Looks liek jesus.
yourgaymccall 9 months ago
that dudes teeth was fuckin messed up, take him to a dentist or something dude
acidfall00 9 months ago
DONT POINT THAT SHIT AT HIM!@@!!!!
MrDexting 9 months ago 2
@metrykat Will you be my mommy and make me awesome cakes for my birthday? :3
vulcangrl13 9 months ago
still pointing shit at him.
XxXLordCupCakeXxX 9 months ago 2
Best mom ever.
hunter398 9 months ago
Congradualtions you devored your faithfull companion cube faster then any test subject.... Wait no one actually ate the cube. A note of psycotic hunger will be placed on your record.
stigmabuster22 10 months ago
HIS MOUTH IS AN INCENERATOR
wisarkim 10 months ago
YOU STABBED THE COMPANION CUBE!! THEY DON'T STAB YOU!!
MinecraftVids71629 10 months ago
"thats the worst thing you ever made, dave" that guy was soooo dramatic
ChileanCrafter 10 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE
bamadawg8 10 months ago
I wish they'd stop pointing that shit at him.
1jim3bob 10 months ago 47
however... the companion cube can not be with you for the rest of the test and it must be euthinzed
mrancraft 10 months ago
I'm making a note here. HUGE SUCCESS.
propeng1 10 months ago
XD Your an awesome mom XD Your son is cute too :P....Now I want cake >_>
Canamochi 10 months ago
The cube didnt stab you, you stabbed it!
lilypop87 10 months ago
This cake. This is it. THIS was the cake that the Rat Man used in his dens!
Why? Because the rat man used THIS cake to turn his pee to red, and therefore he CAN write to the walls with red.
MultiNatla 10 months ago
That cake is also a lie.
atomictrain513 10 months ago
that's a great idea ^^
MrFunreal 10 months ago
Your son Dave is handsome
josefina213 10 months ago
dont point that shit at me!!
Calvatron4000 10 months ago 4
Heh.. World of Warcraft font :p
CrusaderZav 10 months ago
nooo companion cube!
2012superkid 10 months ago
RED POOP......THATS NOT HEALTHY
Moonpielover56 10 months ago