Red VS Blue Agent Tex vs Meta and Agent Wash

[ARMYRANGERS1017]

Agent Tex had a painful death ouch image that was ur death

[AssassinCrawler]

No top comments this is my chance for a top comment XD

[whitedevil299]

I FREAKING HATE IT WHEN PPL TAKES THESE VIDS OF ROOSTER AND PUT A RANDOM FUCKING SONG

[TheDavidj26]

@whitedevil299

This is the music that is played in the episode

[snowmanA13]

did you even watch the episode? this song plays at this scene when they fight only theirs has sound effects so watch the episode before you tell what it has

[TheDKproductionZ4]

@whitedevil299 are you that stupid i made this because it was not and Youtube also this is no random song they played this during the fight are you that stupid?

[TheLastMatic]

If she had Omega AI they would stand no chance - Meta would have been fried on his initial attack and Wash would have been stripped nekkid and left to freeze to death

[lightning881]

this video is a load of crap...

the Meta would kill both of em!!!

[bswinn97]

@lightning881 no its real

[bermudsa]

Does tex believe that every time she hists something rapid fire weapons come out? Than she must be....

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shadowwall100]

@bermudsa how can she be chuck norris if she died at the end

[TheDKproductionZ4]

@shadowwall100 shes not dead so CHUCK NORRIS she just captured in an AI storage unit

[shadowwall100]

@TheDKproductionZ4 btw chuck norris a dude

[chrischg1197]

Red only lost because Washington shot her

[NeonThePig]

Bruce Lee,Chuck Norris,Jesus

[Zal777zero]

Yay, they are all lefties!, like me! :D

[TheCookieMaster5000]

I don't know what anybody's talking about. This vid doesn't explain much, but it's sure fun to watch! :D

[MiniTrashCanMan]

what song is this called

[kakashi86100]

I like how tex can get guns from anywhere

[superspider64]

@kakashi86100 she probably had them hidden in there earlier with some water :p

[iLikePie1450]

love the description

[TheAbrahamds]

2:40 That was the second worse throw..... of all time!

[D4nny2k945]

The video's mirrored D: it's the wrong way round D;

[TheGamedude44]

AI: Artificial Intelligence

Tex is one and so is church!!! So basically they can never die because they were never alive!! 

[Kuingar]

@Pinheadman665 Pff. This is a minor beating for the meta. In S9E17:

He got shot in the face a dozen times

Shot in the chest with an anti materielle rifle.

Hit by a truck

Thrown off York's car.

And he fell off a highway.

[Live2Play1000]

i am watching this now and i notice that the screen is backwards, sriously watch it on the actual rvb website

[armando429046]

lol its backwads

[navolas2]

@armando429046 Mirrored. I was just thinking that too!

[129spitfire]

like only 3 comments arent reply ones?

[MasterArbiter1000]

man,i like the part when the meta's ass was beaten up

[12nightkid]

Well, my 'META' can kick your meta's ass

[belgravesouth]

What is the actual episode on this??

[lilj0013]

i dont think tex is a part of the alpha if she is can someone explan affter all tex was in that one mission from episode 16 and 17 and episode 18 delta was made useing the stuff that tex and the others had to get

[choas404]

@lilj0013 Tex is, in all shape and form, and Andriod. She was Part of the Alpha at one time, but due to the fact that, in the Director's memory, she died while trying to attempt somthing, he Considered her a failure. That's what she is based off of. Delta was Logic, Epsilon was memory, and Tex was Failure. She was never Assigned to a person because they would always fail.

[hollow6542]

u kno the guys that made this series had way to much fun in making this scene.

[Xenryu]

this reminds me of dead fantasy

[12nightkid]

i personly halo is better than cod

[Thegamer7575]

Lol nice song

[Azwarrior94]

Because Hollywood directors are idiots?

[AgentZombieMan]

I don't get how Rooster Teeth can do something this epic, yet Hollywood directors can't

[45gabellman]

If only Halo was this epic. 

[117ghostdog]

i saw all the episodes on season 9 roosterteeth but it was before he was shot in the neck and he still talks the same meaning meta is an akien or something everyone calls him the meta

[koolrahul12]

@117ghostdog meta means "insane killer"

at one point he was a good agent and one of wash's friends. When he was implanted with an a.i called sigma, his a.i drove him insane and controlled him to find all the a.i's to recreate the alpha.

[blatantlyable]

@koolrahul12 no actually he was freelancer maine and his a.i. was beta when they get their a.i. the names are fused so his name is meta

[TheDKproductionZ4]

@blatantlyable no but they just call him meta no one knows why the never explain it

[LordFhalkyn]

Hey, everybody, I heard that some people made a parody of Red vs. Blue! It's something called Halo!

...This is a joke.

[bleefinson]

HERE COMES RED TEAM TO SAVE THE DAY!!! wait... Why are they on fire?

[loctos123]

what episode of revelations is this?

[12dogu]

meta is a guy alien thing all i know is that hes a male alien or somthing

[MasukureKuro]

@12dogu he is not an alien, he is a freelancer (human), the reason he doesn't talk is he was shot in the neck, watch the season 9 trailer it shows him being hospitalized for it.

[iPopcorn]

@MasukureKuro

He can talk, confusingly enough, he says

'Too high' in a heavy-smoker kind of voice

but thats about it :(

[HarryPotterkid1700]

could i have the link to the fight of this by rooster teeth

[barbarianberzerk]

"Agent main... Kill them!"

The Meta could and should be alot more badass Long live The Meta!!!

[kappa5768]

tex is so bad ass

[sk8boi297]

camera angle backwards

[myaw3somerand0mness]

Wash depends too much on his rifle

[thepoet39]

it is sweet

[Timmy91306]

at 2:19 that guy is a fail a sukish throw

[MrBloodguns]

how come only meta and tex know how to fight good

[ElloImPie]

is meta and tex both girls?

[StahrChylde]

What is the song used in this vid? I LOVE IT

[MrAsaltyman]

thois is my first time whatching whats tex i realy like it and what epi i looked no episodes please respond

[kingvbfbv]

@MrAsaltyman ok this is red vs blue and tex is that chick in the black armor

[542ashton]

i think tex w win



[animalkaiser1231]

@iamtheminecraftman no Tex is already dead I think in season 2 or 3 she's a ghost taking over a robots body

[personboy4]

@animalkaiser1231 no shes a AI and was never real same as church there the memories of alpha and alpha is the memories of the director watch season 9 he explains it

[lol5043]

@personboy4 so church and tex arent real they are AI ?

[navolas2]

@personboy4 Actually its explain in both season 8 and 9. Also in season 9 she succeeds, which goes against what was said in season 8.

[uchihamika]

@personboy4

Actually Church through the series was Alpha (who was based on the Director). He died at the end of season 6 cause of the EMP. The Church now is Epsilon (who was Alpha's memories of everything.)

Tex was the memory of Alison. Church explains in the last episode of season 9 her existence.

[tylon2007]

@personboy4 but wasnt church and tex real though at one point, because caboose accidently killed church and i forget how tex died but yeah... then they took the robot's bodies.

[getoffmeluckycharms]

@tylon2007 That's the reason why they were AI's. AI's are able to take over for a short time if needed. They were never ghosts, just the AI's. Watch the seasons. They explain it. Kinda lol

[DigitalNinja117]

@personboy4 actually Alpha is not the memories of the director.

Church was Alpha then he was "reborn" (in a way) as Epsilon (the memories of Alpha) and Alpha is an AI unit who was made from a clone of The directors brain (read the books before you start an argument with me about how AI's are made) they don't say that but it is how AI's are made and Alpha was based off the director... oh and before you make the comment yes I'm a Smartass one of my talents.

[Jo7nAlkatraz]

@animalkaiser1231 what sort of a loser would post something like that.?

[allen42672]

@animalkaiser1231 no church is the one that takes over a robots body tex is the one that kills everyone

[suzake2]

@animalkaiser1231 i never got the episodes in order and stuff something wrong with the related videos or w/e so please explain to me how it happend?

[mattsinthehat]

@animalkaiser1231 I thought that was Church?

[acatz29]

@TheJakeman117 asshole

[Mexicanguy1999]

thumbs up to see if all 3 fight master chief or the arbiter

[Nic2231998]

Is Tex good bad or neutral I can't tell ~.~

[MrAouy]

LOL, he says its the real halo 4 trailer when it is obviously halo 3...

[personboy4]

pearsonaly i think tex would have kicked metas ass in a 1 v 1 so bad that they couldint even air it on the news

[MasukureKuro]

@personboy4 well we have seen a 1v3 tex vs maine (meta), york, and wyoming in s9 e10. It was a completely one sided fight. you should know who was winning

[SpikedYum]

@personboy4

Obviously she would, the show is so idirectly sexist that it's sickening. Look at the female characters, every single one of them are far more skilled than any of the males. Roosterteeth made all the male characters weak while maxing out the females's skills. Have you seen one of the newer episodes? Meta gets his ass kicked by a "female" henchmen that isn't even a main character. Then ofcourse the female comes in and saves the male "again". It's indirec sexism.

[HunterWolf14]

@SpikedYum Oh, well. The guys can't always be the heroes. What's wrong with a little "sexism"?

[SpikedYum]

@HunterWolf14

I'm not saying that a female character can't be the strongest, I'm saying atleast make some of the guys beter than some of the females. What's wrong with a little sexism? The fact that it gets thrown around so much for females but sweeped under the rugs when it comes to males. It's quite irritating.

[HunterWolf14]

@SpikedYum Well, maybe if we stop identifying it, it will disappear. Isn't it more fun to watch these guys flop around instead of someone like Tex?

[udsuna]

@SpikedYum

Uh... really now... you're forgetting miss dakota. Psycho backstabbing bitch who killed her brother. Nearly got herself killed repeatedly. And then *DID* get herself killed.

Tex, ultimately, lost to Meta.

Carolina... jury's still out on her... but not exactly the most stable individual out there...

And Sister... who might actually be stupider than Caboose... also, is a complete whore.

The only competent characters in RvB are Tex and Washington.

[SpikedYum]

@udsuna

"Killed her brother" another case of the female killing the oh so weak male. Tex didn't lose by lackof skill, she lost because of a lucky shot.

Sister, yes, she's stupid as hell. Where is she now? She's not even in the show now, maybe because they want all the females to look good?

Washington doesn't even compare to Tex, he doesn't even compare to Carloina.

I thought that atleast "one" male character would be atleast the second best or the same as Tex, but nope.

[udsuna]

@SpikedYum She BETRAYED him. And only a douche with no concept of honor would call him weak for that. Plus, again, she was ultimately killed. Plus her incompetence got the 'lancers caught. They escaped. But WERE caught.

This is a prequel right now- without any RvB soldiers. Church didn't truly know Sister, it's no surprise she wasn't included.

And tex is a SUPER ANDROID. Not female. Not human. Robot. Designed to be PERFECT. You expect any human to compare?

[SpikedYum]

@udsuna She betrayed him and was still defeated by her. Obviously it's a terrible thing that happened, but ultimatly, she still beat him.

I don't have a problem with Tex being the main tough character in the show, that doesn't mean that the other female characters aren't maxed out more than males, Carolina for one. In one of the new episodes, Meta gets his ass handed to him by a "female" character that isn't even a main character. Guess who saves him? The female, again.

[udsuna]

@SpikedYum Well. ANYONE can beat someone else if they CHEAT. He lost, but she did not win. In fact, she was easily the worst of the 'lancer crew on every level. Skill. Mental health. Human decency. The whole nine yards. Except maybe Maine.

And it *IS* Agent Maine right now. NOT 'Meta'. Maine's not a top 'lancer. He cannibalizes other 'lancers and becomes meta.

So our top humans are STILL Carolina and Wash. Yet to see who outranks whom. But note: he's the one without AI augments.

[SpikedYum]

@udsuna Show me one video of where a male character "fairly" wins against a female character. Show me a part that a male character does something far more cool than what a female does.

Wash doesn't even compete against Carolina.

Please, show me a part of the show that the male saves the female that was being defeated.

[udsuna]

@SpikedYum

Uh-huh... multiple scenes where Wash got the better of South. Tricking her into taking the AI and luring the Meta. And using her as bait. And killing her.

Red Team blew up the ship, Omega, and Tex fair and square.

South had to be rescued. Repeatedly.

Church rescued Tex many times. Starting with her capture by the reds in blood gulch. Most recently: from the AI lab. Also- Church dived into that device Tex was trapped inside. Truly heroic of him. Suicidal. But heroic.

[SpikedYum]

@udsuna I'm a guy that can accept his wrongs. I was wrong about the male not having any impact against a female, but, you yourself said that Tex is not a female and that she's a robot. I can assure you that all these heroic deeds by the males had no females apposing them, am I right?

[udsuna]

@SpikedYum I consider what Wash pulled pretty heroic. South was opposing. Still, there's only been one *HUMAN* big evil in the series. Meta. He's the only human enemy that wasn't just a mook. Or each other.

I think that Tex (with or without the Omega AI), in fact being SUPERIOR to human, gives more badass points than beating a girl.

Of the only three female characters in the whole damn story: One's badass. One's incompetent. One went evil, and died.

[koolrahul12]

@udsuna she was human

in season 8 she was epsilon-tex. Just a memory of the alpha

[udsuna]

@koolrahul12

But BEFORE then, she was still just a memory of the alpha. Or the director. Created in the process of making alpha. That's yet to be fully explained.

I don't know who the flesh-and-blood woman who inspired "tex" was. But she's never been shown on screen. My theory- either his daughter, or sister. Either's plausible.

[potatoeclan]

@udsuna good theory but if church and tex were a couple then maybe alison (the name of this person) was his girlfriend? the alpha is after all based on the director

[udsuna]

@potatoeclan Maybe. But losing her seemed to cut a lot deeper than I imagine a girlfriend would- especially for a man like the director.

[potatoeclan]

@udsuna very true. 

[12nightkid]

@potatoeclan i woud f***** tex and carolina

[Eirikeilng]

@personboy4 well I personaly think Meta would have won either way

[TheDKproductionZ4]

@Eirikeilng Meta would have lost did you see episode 10 season 9 Tex kicked Meta York and Wyoming ass.

[Eirikeilng]

@TheDKproductionZ4 yes i have seen the episodes, and i dont emmember what i commented so yeah ur probably right

[pinheadman665]

@personboy4

Well, two things:

Tex may be faster and more nimble, but Meta's stronger and much more durable. From what I can recall, mainly in the final episode of this season, he got slashed in the neck twice, got a knife in the chest, and got stabbed with Tucker's energy's sword. None of these slowed him down in any way. Tex is not as durable.

2. Tex is doomed to fail at every single thing that she tries. No exceptions. Watch this episode (#19) to find out why.

[iamtheminecraftman]

@YourDailyVideoMakers no she was an ai and the meta trapped her in the ai core he stabbed her with

[UltimateSmurf19]

I remember the dialoug "That was the second worst throw ever of all time."

"What do you want from me I ran track in high school."

[TheJakeman117]

Yay tex died!!

[DarkWolfassassin]

@TheJakeman117 D=

[MrMikeQuan]

think your put in this up. i know one else really had the just had the soundtrack with picks.

[azurehalfbreed1]

GREAT SONG !!!!!!

[azurehalfbreed1]

man the song is awsomeeeee !!!! :)

[azurehalfbreed1]

TEX NOOOOOOOOOOOO :(

[Arbiterofthesand]

<.< It's reversed



[personboy4]

@Arbiterofthesand i had to so i dont get coppy righted

[Arbiterofthesand]

@personboy4 Oh, good point. Then forget what I said xD

[1879292justin]

@Arbiterofthesand your right it is reversed

[Arbiterofthesand]

@1879292justin took you long enough to reply ._.

[rosebud10123]

@Arbiterofthesand i didnt see a difference lol probaly because i havent see the episode i really have bin having trouble finding it