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  • Im simon " (name) three yeses *wink* *smile*

  • mate hats off simon cowell digging his own pit

  • i understood him perfectly

  • love the fact no one can understand him, i dont get it, i understood him perfectly and im from birmingham :)

  • ok the google subtitles are horrible i cant understand the joke but i lol

  • I'm not British but I can understand him, his last joke was funny. He does have a thicker accent, but I thought he was good. His last joke he said he went to the doctor, and said "doctor doctor, help!" and the doctor asked what was wrong, and he said he has a steering wheel down his pants, and the doctor said "well how did you get here?" and he said, I dont know1 but its driving me nuts.

    I dunno, for a kid I thought that was cute lol

    

  • something about something in his pants and he went to the doctor because it's driving him nuts

  • DOCTO DCTO ELP!

  • Let alone struggling to hear him, I cant fucking see him

  • u know when simon does that wink he really likes you not in a homo way but he really like what u did

  • 3.28 <-- simons face!

  • wait...two jokes ? Are you fucking kidding me :L

  • goddamn brits cant understand a fucking word

  • @maple1659 lol Its funny. Because thats what English people say about Americans lol.

    It seems both countrys dont understand each other lol

  • I don't like the comedy, that's probably because he just tells old christmas cracker type jokes. But if he did standup like a proper comedian, by talking about life and other things we can relate to, he might be quite funny.

  • hahaha :P

    guy goes into the doctor and says doctor doctor i've got a steering wheel stuck in my pants!! well how'd it get there?? idk, but it's driving me nuts!! :) that one was funny, and i could see one of my friends actually saying that xD

  • Simon: So, why are you smiling?

    Charlie: Someone made the big man cry! XD

  • his jokes were stupid. i guess brits have different sense of humors

  • @bulldawgpoker959 Lol, this is such a late reply...but just so you know, not all Brits find this shit funny. Not all British comedians are like this..

  • as russell peters said : britains dont speak english

  • IS THAT THE GUY IN INBETWEENERS HU BEARS UP SIMON LOL

  • @singthat4you Yup that's the one!

  • i could not understand his second joke because of his accsent . but he seems funny i like him hes cool

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  • What was the punchline for the second one? Actually, what was the whole joke? I can't understand him.

  • super quality (N)

  • hes been on the inbetweeners

  • i love hd

  • i thought he was super funny DRIVING ME NUTS HAHAHA CLASIC!!

  • Simon: Where's your nan?

    Charlie: She died a year ago...HAHA!

    lololol

  • This isn't really talent

  • he had enough guts to get on stage i give him that

  • and now he's on school of comedy

  • shitty quality shitty jokes

  • wak quality

  • got that last joke out of a christmas cracker years ago

  • You can't see anything!

  • he is my teachers son

  • wtf i didn't understand anything 

  • he lives near me. i live in billericay:D

  • lool but its driving me nuts

  • Stupid!

  • It's stupid. He just tells jokes that have already been told... That's not stand-up. It's shite..... Also, I reckon he's a little twat

  • @atticbadger hes like 13 years old and you've never met him, its hard to make up jokes and i highly doubt you've told any watch School of Comedy and tell me hes not funny, you have a lot in common with a tampon. your stuck up cunt

  • lol what was down his pants?

  • damn, this videos should have subtitles... i'm having a hard time understading his accent =/

  • @vinnyangelo lmfao

  • 3:43! PRICELESS

  • Is he the dude from School of Comedy?

  • @GreenMickeyFinn Yeah he is :D

  • Hes shit!

  • AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!­ THATS FUKN FUNNY!!!! omg what a great kid! i like tht one! driving my nuts lol

  • Shit enough said

  • can some1 tell me wat year this was in ????

  • @larathetube Have you read the title?

  • @TheBaronessIsAwesome ya sorry i noticed as soon as i send the coment lol

  • cheap jokes, not really funny

  • mate you rock 10/10 in my eyes mate your goin places :)

  • you guys... you do know that most comedians don't write their jokes themselves? most people can't tell jokes at ALL... comedians need charisma not good jokes.

  • @Indian boyy Britain is the best you suck and he Id wel funy pbrain

  • all he has done has got some jokes off the internet, it isnt as if he made them himself and we havent heard them before

  • british people aint funny!!! all the british comedians ive seen r shit!!!

  • great accent

  • just becoz hes cocky doesnt make him good he says two increddibly crappy jokes with a stupid accent

  • simon your hot!!!

  • your'e driving me nuts :@ x

  • 1.take a deep breath

    2. think of someone u like

    3. press F10 5 times

    4. send this to 5 youtube videos

    5. look at ur backroun

  • himm not funny..but cute face

  • i typed massive faggot into search and got this :|

  • @TehDjHind-I typed in 'jealous person 'and found you! Tee Hee!!

  • both jokes are so old

  • he was in ashes to ashes tonight.. it appears he now has an acting career for himself.. good on him i suppose

  • I love his cheeky accent, wish my English one was like that. I think he did well for his age, his a good performer!!

  • very god

  • lawl

  • please look my video's and coments

  • woo!! he is cool!!

  • no idea wat he is saying

  • I feel ya but i still laughed lol

  • @lakers858 well your a sped then.. everyone else cann

  • i down get british humor

  • He was in an episode of the inbetweeners

  • cute

  • Why is it that anytime they show an Essex/Cockney lad on these talent shows, they play that Dennis Waterman song in the background? They did the same for Olly Murs in X Factor last year.

  • omg that was funny when he said i don't know but it's dragging me nuts lol

  • "driving"

  • thanks for correcting me atleast now i don't have to do it myself jerk off

  • 3:28

    Simon, would you like some water to wash down your foot?

  • i love simon's expression after he said she died a year ago

  • aha sorry that prob didnt make sense DULD954 he says steering wheel lol :)

  • @danceifyable

    Thanks! That actually makes the joke make sense. ha ha.

  • they should put subtitles...

  • @doccok1 why would you need subtitles. Do you not understand English

  • yeah LOL

  • he has such a fucking strong accent i cant understand a word he says!

  • You have a shit accent I guess?

  • I've got a what stuck down my pants? I couldn't understand what that word was.

    If you have better hearing than me, please tell me what he said! :)

  • steering wheel :)

  • LOL!!

  • not funny

  • shit quality vid man..

  • @violinistwmt well then dont watch it then r u daft

  • hes an actor now, hes been in loads of things, like imbetweeners

  • I didnt notice until you put that. he doesnt do alot in inbetweeners though

  • What was the last joke? i didnt hear

  • hes funny

  • the last joke was best

  • he is well funny

  • He can pass this time but not forlong

  • He no got o ibetweeners and school of cody E4 x

  • yeaah, thats what i thought. haha. x

  • Charlie looks like a Charlie I know

  • this guy is great.hilarious

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    but he's never gonna win

  • yeah it was the guy off inbetweeners i checked on google !

  • its stupid all he does is say 2 jokes and hes over

  • LOL!

  • @osocreepy27 good point like they probably only put him him through cus of his age

  • @osocreepy27

    Well, yeah, but he's still displaying skill. Anyone can tell those jokes, but few can do it with such timing and the correct attitude. Besides, he's on a time limit, pretty hard to do many more good jokes in that time.

  • @osocreepy27- and you could have done better at his age couldnt you?

  • @osocreepy27 all they show is two of his jokes**

  • HAHAHAHA , i've never seen simon laugh and smile so much

  • basura

  • shit quality

  • @MillieKillie ENITTTT!

  • He seemed funny... too bad I didnt understand half of it... :/ u gotta love British accent.

  • Do you see that video in the "Video Responses" section above the comments list featuring a dude with a purplish hairdo? Click on that same video that says, "Dork!" If you love the UK, then you will note that One Sir Karl Nemetski exposed Gordon Brown for what he was and is. Notice the date the video was uploaded in relation to when Mr. Brown stepped down like a clown.

  • THIS GUY IS QUITE FUNNY!!!

  • Was he in Inbetweeners are the kid that kicks simon in the cock?

  • Nah, but that scene was fucking funny though :D

  • IT"S driving me nuts! LOL

  • huge gap from cross talk in china,but not too bad

  • Ahah He is such a cutie.

  • there not even his jokes

  • well done son you can read from a joke book

  • Not too bad.

  • DX!

  • this kid rocks how can you say hes shit you cant say hes shit because hes probally more talented then you

  • wtf he is about as funny as being dead

  • I agree

  • don't be harsh besides you try and do better

  • i know charlie he is libby's brother and marcus judd's cousin he is in my year :P

  • charlie whernhams sister is is my class she is my best mate her name is libbyyyyy xxx

  • This guy is an actor now, he was in E4s Inbetweeners series 2!

  • come on you guys... he's still young... at least he tried :)

  • He linked the TWO jokes well and he delivered well but the jokes were crap and original

  • CRAP! a 3 yr old could do this and its amateur stuff

  • i ♥ his accent it is just awesome! i luv british accents they just r so fricken awesom haha!

  • i go his school

    your just jelous that you dont have the talent!

    he probably cant understand your accent!

  • siully cockney robbin peter kays joke! southerners dont do comedy

  • Can someone please type what he says? His accent is very different and I could not follow..

  • great!

  • 2 lines? and he gets through?

  • simon got some "foot in mouth" syndrome there!!!

    lol

  • He wasn't funny on his act, because I didn't understand a word he was saying. BUT HE WAS FUNNY WHEN HE WAS TALKING TO THE JUDGES! hahahahahahaha.

  • His accent is soooo....accentish lol xD

  • Accentish? HAHAHAHAHAHA! I agree 100%! :D

  • i don't understand a thing what this boy was saying,his accent was too 'english'!

  • I can't understand anything with his british accent.. :|

  • this is so funy but i dint uderstabd d q cary ung pagka slung nya hahaha

  • The jokes were really stupid but like the judges said, his delivery was amazing

  • I think that maybe his little banter with the crowd was a bit more funny then the actual jokes... dunno

  • Great :P

  • are you what? omg i can bealive...are you shure ?

  • another charlie huh! lol

  • News flash! Most comedians have writers. No joke is funny if the person telling them does not give it a good delivery. The kid delivered them well. Besides, his way of telling them were funnier than the jokes themselves. Actually, his banter with the judges was funnier than the jokes. So he obviously has talent and more importantly, he's got balls. There is nothing harder to do on stage than comedy. If he was nervous, he sure as hell didn't show it.

  • THATS WHERE HE'S FROM!!!!!

    :D

  • would of been better if he didnt do the actions while he was telling the joke

  • he was on the inbetweeners he was the one who beet the one with the spikey hair :P

  • you know your stuff dont you. 'the one with the spikey hair'. soz mate.