EPIC MEAL TIME Danny's Sexy EGGS

[DopeScoots]

press 9 fast and hear "anal"



[goe5]

You just reminded me...I should take my gf to get breakfast tomorrow! Thanks Danny, you're a real gentleman for treating a girl right

[skullfinder]

i freaking made these and they are boss!!!! im sure they could have been better if i made them in my underwear.....

[FantuckinabulouS]

i mean..she'll probably love you...in the afternoon. (:

[Welcome2Phillyz]

Danny is a very sexual man.............

[srgnoot]

press 4 LMAO OH YEUHH!!!

[drillphill]

danny i wish i could ,,,,,press 8

[GregTechnobeast1997]

press 3 4 and 8

[DarkStarGirl1199]

if you make her danny eggs in the morning she'll probable suck you wabachoabbahckka. lol

[tokyovampire1]

ahahaha danny eggs

[TheID3000]

aAaaaaAa HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BlakcDOGG]

you are fucking kreten

[teodorakalezic]

0:14 ahahha :D

[starksbabe]

Does anyone else notice the boxers he's wearing in this video, he wears on his head in the Gatche Bratche video??

[BlackOpsExxtreme]

I wear 2 pairs of underwear to bed so I wont get raped. (It's a strong fear!)

[igor960000]

he is our best friend on the internet!!!

[Newbiieee]

170 dislikes are from the sluts who didn't got Danny's eggs in the morning.

[LawlietFan70]

BOWCHICKAWOWWOWCHICKAWOWOWO.

[KukiKruch]

i like turtles 0:20

[blodpung]

I wanna have your sexy eggs.. ;)

[livesonpaper]

pressed 4 like a thousand times

[LawlietFan70]

bow chicka wow wow chicka wow wow....

or "sex"

[KevinC1663]

y u no where shirt

[Omar26011]

"aahhahh" lol

[SuperProshuffler]

OMG U MADE THIS 2 DAYS AFTER MAI BURFDAY!!!!!!!

[gassymachine96]

i like turtles

[pjr4885]

O M W that was a good one lol rolf

[Banananoms]

anyone think Danny made this video just to show of his penis? Cause it worked O_O

[madweedwiz69]

your penis stands out the most in this video.

[BillieRazvan]

Danny, one of these days you will start asking yourself where things come from...

[rachddd]

Danny why won't you do a video with the real EPIC MEAL TIME????

[MissIzzyProductions]

haha ur funny

[TenaciousGamers960]

hey besty hhahahahahahahahahaha



[dogwhisperer0xdxd9]

We want serbian lessons :))

[Holdrillex]

0:24 just keep replaying this..

[XxXBranFlakesXxX]

0:03

[picka1112]

HMMM arent those the underwear that u worn im the video called GATCHE BRATE ??????

[squilanator]

yur junk is small

[OzakiRain]

@squilanator why the fuck are you staring at his junk...homo

[lVlixture]

@squilanator why are you looking at his junk? lol

[y512516]

1:15

He's so awesome\his nipple got a nipple

[monster12151]

aaa aaaa ha ha ha ha

[sorkzyeh]

0:29 - 0:34 HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[Mrmproductionstudio]

FUCK YOU BITCH! your worse than the Oldspice guy.

[if1ookscouldkill]

HAHAHAHAHA IM VOTING FOR YOU ON KING

[zerbrastripes67]

was i the only one that heard him say 'anal cheese'...

[The3countrygirls1]

OMG you are soooooo funnny... marry me? lol, you are my idol!

[MrTheCODbeast]

stop running for kotw over and over again. you will never win because your shit. let others have a chance fag

[snemul]

This is so... very... extremely... awkward. Please, don't be on the internet anymore. You would make us all a huge favour. You're not funny, you're not special, you're just an awkward tool.

[MyPeins]

@snemul Haters gonna hate

[snemul]

@MyPeins And blind fanboys gonna... fanboy?

[testwordz]

@MyPeins I assume you, as a 12 year old, find this funny. However, myself, as the fine scholar and gentleman that I am does not share that opinion with you.

[DomMorris100]

@testwordz shut up! he is a God to you! repent! or be arse raped by a monkey turtle!!!!!!!!! lemon drops assemble and sick him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[testwordz]

@DomMorris100 As I previously stated, and which you just further enhanced the probability of, the chances that his fans are in fact infants are quite high indeed.

Quite high. Indeed.

[DomMorris100]

@testwordz Oh, an ignoramus are we. Thinking ourselves quite grandiloquent and intelligent, whilst trying to demean this master piece? Or are you just a small man, which is proportional to the size of your penis. You trying to 'put down' others and rant on about Danny only proves, and furthers, the fact that you, my friend, are actually a small, unintelligent, self-indulgent prick who obviously was bullied as a child to the extent you cannot laugh, or have no childish side at all. Think first.

[ParamoreSecretLover]

@DomMorris100 You win. BOW \m/

[DomMorris100]

@ParamoreSecretLover Yes. Yes I do.

Lol, he is an idiot, I like it how after my recent comment he goes quiet, it happens a lot when I argue. They all shut up=) muahahahaha.

P.S if they don't shut up I get their adress, shove a grenade up my arse go to their house knock on their door, turn around and fart!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOM! lol.

[Mikuruchan1000]

1:15 NIPPLE XD

[RyyzQ]

You either have an unsupportive subscriberbase, or an inactive, because 50k isn't very much for a guy with more subs then pbat. OR they want you to stop moneywhoring, and I agree with that.

[McCRAAAZY]

FOKN GENIUS <3

[SillyTheCow]

TB FTW!!!!!!

[danty362]

@NekanChicle I posted that ages ago, are you really sad enough to scroll through pages of comments to find mine. I suppose I should take your dedication as a compliment, so thanks.

[BeardedVillain]

This guy runs for king of the web every time... Obviously a money whore

[Iwant2hav3U]

@BeardedVillain but he doesnt seem to win XD

[FBFTheRagingWarrior]

@BeardedVillain Watch this video from 1:05 you will see the truth about danny.

/watch?v=ivcJJfHhZb4&list=UU-3­k0L1qlTg3jzJF_AvyYrA&index=8&f­eature=plcp

[Pandios]

@BeardedVillain Danny is not a money whore he needs money for new camera set he said that in one of his video

[x1c3x]

@Pandios

hahahaha

wow

[gibic400]

i had enough at 25 sec.....

[XxCONMYSTROxX]

it's not even about the creature vs. this guy anymore, he's just an annoying cunt

[FBIMarsala]

@XxCONMYSTROxX People actually like this junk, can you believe it?

[MASTERCHIEFSTURD]

Were can i get "anal cheese"

[livesonpaper]

am i the only person who watched 0.38 to 0.41 about 789.456 time?

[Salir]

tobuscus...really....

[Sophiiaification]

Do you ever wear clothes?

[ddaybook7]

what the FUCK did i just watch.... how is Dan Brown losing to this guy..... the world really has lost its marbles....

[FishBeret]

PBat's gonna kill all of you in the KotW!

CHAMPS UNITE!

[omerneoh]

how about holding down the ''9'' button x)

[DasHrodgard]

Danny ... one of these days you are going to end up in the weird part of Youtube :D

[handcuff308]

@DasHrodgard he's all ready in the weird part of youtube lol

[xoxoEditaxoxo]

lol press 4  repeatedly then 6 repeatedly hahah!

[pinksailorshorts]

0:24

[UndeadGuy14]

press 8 then press 5

[luckyKassi1]

its funny how it paused at "suck your"

[scaryicecream1]

gave Danny 20 votes today!!! come on all u little LEMONDROPS VOTE FOR DANNY!!!!! <3

[snowmane2123]

Note to self: danny eggs=BJ... awesome, just gotta find a girl

[AudreytheJungleGirl]

@MonicaLee1995 its spelled touche with a little accent over the e

[AudreytheJungleGirl]

did he say... one block of ANAL cheese?

[jessierules554]

king of web . com without spaces vote for danny!!! 

[jacobdagreenleaf12]

@jessierules554 CREATURES ALL THE WAY!!

[KkDrPepper]

If you press 1 2 3, you'll hear him say, "Today, it's sexy to make the fembot owow!"

[vAssassinate]

@KkDrPepper or 1, 2, 8 "Today! to make the fembot suck your..."

[BillaPunkSk8ter]

cocaine is a helluva drug

[RavenDude101]

press 3 repatatly for OUWOW

[MonicaLee1995]

Why are you always top less?

[SushiLover172]

@MonicaLee1995 cos hes so goddamn sexy and can pull it off xD

[MonicaLee1995]

@SushiLover172 tooshay

[greatgamer09]

Hahaha

[johnR1998]

that meal tastes like shit

[danty362]

If you didn't know, Danny is running for king of the web, so vote for him so he can win.

[ArtBit64]

@danty362 this faggot danny has run like 5 times already, he's a greedy piece of poor shit let other people run for fucks sake.

[NekanChicle]

@danty362 Just like he has been for the past few months each time they run one of these competitions? Pretty much, despite the fact that he hasn't won first, earning more in the combined total than the first place prize even gives?

[FBFTheRagingWarrior]

@danty362 Nah hes not running for king anymore.

[TheStanelyHouse]

auh uh

:)



[RatedRChris13]

Danny wants to *presses 8*

[uranoobyy]

AAAuuhh~~

[OmgMacgyver]

What a nut! -3

[maileen420]

nice undies

[roggor123]

Why cant you be gay? T_T

[LuellaDarkbring]

@roggor123 Why he no be bie? or Polyamurous?

[airsoftenforsers]

my mom walked in so i switched to porn because it was easier to explain...

[TheSerbianPro]

@airsoftenforsers this is for ponny vids

[pwnm0thers]

Situation

[waynewaynetrain4]

The subscribe button iz a sensor

[Gracehasnolife]

click 3 repeatedly. LOL

[CrispyRingo]

... I don't even know what to say to this.

[LOLKloklok]

Click pause then click play then click 8 fastly.

[TheOnlyArtifex]

Has anyone made this recipe yet? I'm curious to try, but knowing Danny, it might as well kill me.

[Abercrombie10112]

HAHAHAHAhahahahahanahahhahahah­ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­hahaahahhahahahahahahahaahah

[christosmw22]

hahahahahaa i love one you say '' ba tsouk aou aou tsk aou aou ' and after this ''haha that means sex '' hahaahahhhhaaha

[LukaNP8]

aa-a....:)

[Infecto0o]

YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST MAN IN THE WORLD?

[LLew821]

OMG!!!... that was hilarious :D

[milchprodukt]

cant stop pressing 1, 3 and 4

[lifehatesmespll9]

Do you go tanning? >_>

[Caalm05]

He is so smexy!!

[ownedya666]

WTF XD

[Zcribz]

Press 8 then 3 :)

[stankov666]

So Danny, why do onions make people cry? I would really like to see your perspective on this

[hussiee123]

!! PRESS 4 ON YOUR KEY BOARD ! ^.^

[awesomepeeps121]

0:28 is fab!!:)

[YoSoFuny]

He makes me happy

[xFaintingGoatsx]

I want the "AHHAHH" as my ringtone thingy when I get a message

[213543531246]

1:14 and BOOM! SIX PACK ABS!

[ThePunchlineIsAlsi]

Note to self: do not watch the Gradual Report "for just a few minutes" before you start homework.

[jennmarshall16]

@ThePunchlineIsAlsi That is totally me right now!!!!!

[francescaelena1]

@ThePunchlineIsAlsi I do that aaaaaaaaaaall the time! D: then I'm like " ooh, look at this one! ooh this one looks funny, okay just ' ONE ' more " xD

[BassTKD826]

@ThePunchlineIsAlsi Oh, shit...

I just saw that. I think I'll resume my homework now...

Thanks for the heads-up :)

[dj3ntz]

1:37

[dj3ntz]

hold 3

[yannickbrodardtirol]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ! I know how to count now !

[Lexi95191]

0:19 i like turtles!!!!!!! LMAO

[dickhwang]

this guy is like the gay/smart steve-o LOL

[MissBud182]

ahhhhhhhhhh ahhh lol fantastic

[Sunnyd29]

he shops at genuardis. i know the bag that the bread came in. i used to work there. the horrible memories.... food was good tho :)

[Ramalama679]

Ahah hahahahahhahahahahaha I died

[SunshineNorthshore]

haha XD nice boxers <3

[turk4life96]

LMAO! KEEP PRESSING 3 ! AHAHAH

[daskaloved]

Danny's the first guy who acutally fucked the subscribe button. see the end.

[bossnessfication1]

heh heh that means sex XD!!!!

[4livemafia]

:D Thumbs up for GRADUAL REPORT on 1st Page MOST WATCHED TODAY!

[XSpiritSlayerX]

Holy shit, the scene at 0:03 was enough to get me rolling!

[magje77]

A fembug!! You sir..killed feminism with one word! Due the fact your are:

HOT

Intelligent and Funny * Like a pony, like a pony! You has been forgiven, this rather BIG fail using the wrong word's and all, slicing and dicing anyhow you slice it?

Argh arghh!

[missyme123456789]

0:36

[missyme123456789]

0:39

[americanpiemad08]

I BELIEVE !!!!!!

[1611shogun]

@americanpiemad08 yer well fuck you :D

[1611shogun]

@1611shogun But seriously I love you Harry

[1611shogun]

@1611shogun But would you like to see my Danny eggs?

[1611shogun]

@1611shogun and by Danny eggs I mean wang

[1611shogun]

And by wang I mean penis

[Nathaliebrewster]

I thought he was gay??wouldn't he have a GUY in bed??WTF haha I still love u danneh!!

[MomoHasMuffins]

you're insane XD

@vermilgates yep he did

[vermilgates]

0:54 DID HE SAY ANAL CHEESE?!

[kethms]

8 then 2

"you suck to create the fembot that climbed into your bed last night"