First Day of Work.

[moedavid93]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH I LOVE YOUR INTRO!!!!! xDD

[ozzyunoe]

Are you Asian ?? just asking because you have some chinky ,beautiful eyes!

[xxxCRAZYLOVExxx]

wtf is Target??!! is it like a porn industry? everyones like ooh ya interesting Target, nia nia nia,

[kirby124543]

wow thats too bad need a dick to cheer you up? :)

[OJS0408]

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[cacandraful]

Working at target sucks!!!....Fuck target!

[89Kele]

I love your eyes.

[JazyGirl26]

today is my first day of work (not at target, but at a big store like that) i'm so nervous!

[liahhx3]

how is it working at target?

[casejerk]

your gorgeous :) oh I work at TARGET too :)

[Heartagramerz]

LOL!!!

[9408994041]

working at target sucks

the bosses are dicks and they dont respect you

thats 3 years out of my life

[stuey4pointo]

@9408994041 yep same at mine.

[andreosky2]

your video is really dumb

[TITUSYOUNG33]

I want to date you, Well my names Titus" yeah my real name, i'm really really really good lookin and I'm kinda of a big deal" #33 football player yeah thats me! a Stud

[EpiDemic117]

I mean. IT was fun working there in the beginning but shortly after that it showed it's true face in become a shit hole. I've never gotten a write up there ONCE! though i was very close this one time. My attendance there has always been very good. I've only called out at least once or twice with my two years working there .But these idiots demand the impossible when it comes to the pay and workloads. It's very unjust and i hope someone out there sews them for the damage that they are doing.

[tietie1424]

oyu have really nice eyes

[sjjdiienno1]

i work at target...ive been here for a year and idk if its ujust my target but it kinda sucks ass..like not like im a lazy shit and i get what i deserve but like its not like you do your work and they help you...its more of a do your shit and make us happy or nothing you ask will become reality....just sayin..im happy as fuck to be leaving in november

[EpiDemic117]

@sjjdiienno1 Hahaah! i work there to! FOR 2 YEARS! and after working there for two years. all i have to say is.

FUCK TARGET AND THOSE GREEDY COCKHEADS AT CORPORATE! the way they've treated me and a few others is indescribable and inhuman! And after being there for two years these fuckheads wouldn't give me a god damn promotion so i don't have to suffer outside. Instead they wanted me to stay there and rot. So i'm putting in my two weeks today and going over to food maxx! YAY!

[asgher786]

your pretty

[DreaOmega]

You have big pretty eye, like whoa

[370ownz]

Typical Lazy islander

[LaRockerita1mzp]

did you take a resume for the interview? did you dress casual or like dressy?

i have my first interview on friday

[Kamikuru77]

You have a monkey face

[RedAvery1]

I hope your gone from that damned company.

[Sci3nc30fSl33p]

FUCKING LOL! i know this is super old but this is exactly how my first day was too...

[mannyfresh726]

HAHAHAHA i love the lock scene, happens to me every know and then... well done :]

[737angied]

worked there for two years and felt like I was stuck in the 7th layer of hell...the day after I finally left I felt as if I had actually awoke from the dead.

[master1820461]

i work their too at target in kansas city, mo on 8600 ward park way ave baby

[SnowDog0]

From a fellow target employee, funny video.

[akeinro]

ok seriously am i the only person seeing that this girl is hot as hell

[KittyCalen]

I start working at Target next Thursday! I'm a cashier :)

[drocityboy]

ay u say u work in target? during orientation day do u have to wear a uniform or dress shirt and slacks or can i go casual?

[KittyCalen]

No you don't for orientation. You can just go casual.

[drocityboy]

@KittyCalen .....thnx but i did had to wear haha maybe depends on were the location at

[f4roxmysox]

Co-workers are nice at Target. I don't particularly love working there but there are good and bad times. That's how jobs are like. I've only been working for a month and I kinda get everything. It's always the customers that I have problems with.

[lilbluemynci1]

Lol I used to work at target! It was hectic!!!! but I'm glad I'm working somewhere quite now ^^

[slbiggs36]

Everybody I know that quits Target says they feel a lot better somewhere else.

[lilbluemynci1]

lol its a good first job but I am sooo much happier at my new job.

[Donutman12345]

im 15 and i get $10 an hour  win!!!!!

[akeinro]

really well if you make a sacrefice and work for eight hours you know what that means!!!!!!!

[Donutman12345]

no i don't. tell me what you think that means... and its sacrifice not sacrefice.

[BlacMamba08]

hey do u still work at target?? and how much do u get paid

[jesus353443]

8.00 bucks hourly

[zygas25]

i get paid 8.50 hourly

[mansonslover5190]

my first day sucked and i hate the front lanes. guest service is so much better because you can go on your phone in the back of guest service and eat or drink and no one else can

[HBPhoneman]

I'm a SFT @ Target, I really like it.

[beast2k6]

ANG GANDA NAMAN!!!! hehe! And i miss these voices you use to do hehe!

[MeowPurple]

im looking for my first job do u think target is a good starter job? nifty video! do you still work there? :)

[MELYANC]

target is a really great first job.

i dont work there anymore

[PGroveTx214]

@MELYANC U got a facebook

[madara222]

@MELYANC How did you get the job? Because I'm trying to work there now.

[JEMYSTICAL]

Whaz up Melyanc,

Just ran into this video & I think your very refreshing love your style, music & Taste. FcK those who dont get you or your musiKKK. They are such hatters! And yes Blk folk are into Metal and rock not all but selected Kool few. You Rock Girl !!! Were you from? Im at Florida and its hate of the same type here.

JEM

[andrew930605]

i like how you were all tough at the end in a high voice....made me laugh.

sltm

[ItisShe]

first day at work + target DEFINATLY= Interesting

[MELYANC]

fa sho

[nafroz]

lol. haha

i like your crazy video

i work at target too!

it sucks ass

and you look like me!!!!!!!!!!

[paulhunny]

i work at target as well, i hate it with a pasion

[MELYANC]

blehh target is lame.

i kinda miss it though

[paulhunny]

so you quit? what happened?? lol

[MELYANC]

school was starting and i didnt want work to get in the way of it

[DogEater316]

I love your mom. Reminds me of mine.

[MELYANC]

arent they insane?

[DogEater316]

Filipino mothers are so embarrassing.

[loveloveretro]

ahahahahah my first day at pizza hut was just the same!

[MELYANC]

AHAHAHHA mmm im hungry

[GoreFreak08]

hahaha aww, Target was awesome.

I loved the feeling of putting your feet up in a chair during break. it was cool, i didn't give a shit.. and now i'm here unemployed, hehehe

[MELYANC]

i hated it,

[MRIlls]

Be nice to your cart attendants because you'll miss them when they aren't there doing all the dirty work.

[MELYANC]

LMAOO HAHA

[mikeimpuls]

lol this video is cool lol I think I like target now =D

[MELYANC]

working there sucksssss

[Michelle211]

umm get a new job

[MELYANC]

haha i quit in september now im a swim instructor

[UndeadLight]

the punch machine at target hates me.... XD And the vending machine sux too...

[MELYANC]

agreed.

[blinktwitch]

hahahahaha ahhh wow.

petco is better xP

like, a bajillionty times better!!

when are you going to apply?? i think i might be taking some time off next summer, so we wouldn't even get to work together, really... i wanna train you! haha oh. i'm supposed to be commenting the video, huh?... erm....

funny as shit. ^^

[MELYANC]

haha ahh chris i think im working at a bakery just cuz, u know.. i love to bake plus itll look better on some future resume

[kumaboris]

good job portraying the target life in the jewelry boat.. lol. u should try the photo lab!!

[MELYANC]

haha

what state are u from?

[kumaboris]

california

[MELYANC]

ahh nice

i loved working at target

[PopRocksV]

That was cool. I thought that was funny.

[MELYANC]

haha thanks =]

really good to know

[PopRocksV]

You should do more like this.

[MELYANC]

haha i shall i shall

[LikeGrrSuspended]

dat is too funny

[MELYANC]

haha i miss working so much

[GamzaTheChaosSoldier]

I find here to be cute ;)

[MELYANC]

roflll

thanks

[tedtug]

you're just a retard.

[MELYANC]

i know.. jeez.

[tedtug]

seriously, you need help. May I suggest some prozac and ritalin.

[MELYANC]

i take em all already

[tedtug]

did you start having bastard children when you were like 13 or something?

[MELYANC]

yep

[dolemiteX]

First job huh? Yeah retail kinda bones, but its easy enough.

[MELYANC]

haha i miss it. i quit cuz of school.

[MauiKayine]

crzy girl >_>

:ph43r:

[MELYANC]

haha =D

[cosmojes]

im sorry.

[MELYANC]

haha it was fun though, target is somewhat like a giant disfuntional family =]

[SambaDisaWinner]

haha i love the filipino accent reminds me of happyslip lol i love that accent so much. Especially the way how like some Fs are like pronounced as Ps and Vs and B hehe

[MELYANC]

hahaha oh man. i miss the philippines.

hows england?

[SambaDisaWinner]

Aww did you use to live out there? Englands alright pretty boring at the mo to be honest but yeh normal i guess. Man i love the US!! i wish i could live their. Would be sooo awesome

[MELYANC]

hha yeah

ughh i wana go to the uk

[rubepnw]

lol good video.....is target koo place to work or do it suck??

[MELYANC]

it sucks at first, but i started to really like it.

[psuedopod1]

hey awesome vids but you know what annoys the shit outta me azt target, there are like 50 checkout counters up in the front and every time i go, there are only three people at three employees at three counters all next to each other so u have to walk like all the way across the store wchich is pretty damn far. i usuall go there for cd's and there almost never anyone at the electronics section, so i have to go all the way across the store which sux balls.

btw very cool vid. love it. subscribed!

[MELYANC]

haha i love working at target =]]]

awesome! thank you!

[ishbethany]

lol are you filipino?

[MELYANC]

half

[remoc999]

you have gorgeous eyes, wow.

[MELYANC]

ahah thank you

[remoc999]

you are very welcome.

[ks0ccergk]

Lol I work at target too. I'm a cashier soon to be cart attendant. Cashier is boring. :p

[MELYANC]

haha im salesfloor soon to be cashier. ugh im so excited. i need social interaction

[toobusytothinkaname]

It reminds of HappySlip.

[MELYANC]

haha cuz of my mom?

[toobusytothinkaname]

Yep.

[lithiumninja]

lol noce uniform and wow those pants r high y r thay so high??

[MELYANC]

haha i dont know i bought em and didnt think they would be so high until i put them on

[vitaminxcz]

congrats on ur first job! i subscribed to yah a couple of days ago, and ur vids are funny as hell! btw, i love da filipino accent! i think every filipino mom sounds like dat...i know mine does! lol

[MELYANC]

ahaha i know seriously

[gravityxx]

is target your first job? man, so much red.

[MELYANC]

haha yeah

[SambaDisaWinner]

I know its your first vid but i just feel like knida giving a fwe things when you make your next one, im not critisizing so please dont think i am. Probs change top if possible when doing other characters and probs shift the cam to a different angle to kinda make a little more realistic if you know what i mean. But other than that great job!

[MELYANC]

well its uniform. everyone wears red.

plus im wearing different kinds of red shirts

[SambaDisaWinner]

oh yeh sorry! silly me

[SambaDisaWinner]

Well done Melissa and congrats with getting new subs your nearly on 100 now. Keep on making vids i really love watching them.

[Ciaela]

ahahaha so cute.

so communitychannel meets happyslip

but you're much cuter ;)

[MELYANC]

bahaha ahh i like the combo

[alreadyover]

target is quite possibly one of my favorite stores. they have AWESOME socks there.

>_> <_<

anyway, i liked this video. 'twas awesome. ^____^

[MELYANC]

haha thank you =]

[DIZusername]

whoa haha i thought u were filipino from the start.. well at least half?.. i take it im right?

[MELYANC]

haha half

[DIZusername]

nice haha dammn ud laugh if u heard my impression of my mom its soooo fob u dont understand haha anyway i might post one.. we'll see so hows the car hunt? i think highlanders work pretty good too

[MELYANC]

haha its whatever im just gonna go with my dad to the auto mall and ill tryout different ones

[DIZusername]

haha wth? whats a auto mall... (dammn hella curious) am i gonna like... fly back all the way to cali for a mall with all the cars i can fall over n b in love with hahaha jp no but really what is it forreal? just like a dealership with every kinda car?

[AxeWind]

I liked it, nice video and oh man that kissing scene was hot lol. Is that really the target uniform just a red shirt and pants no logo, anyways i thought u actually looked good in it lol.

[applesandmustard]

im sure you've probably gotten this question 31234311 times already

or maybe its been answered in another one of your videos

but im brave

and im gonna ask it anyway

howd u hurt ur arm?

[MELYANC]

haha everyone has asked me in person but no one on you tube as asked.

nor have i ansewered it on my vids.

I broke it during soccer season at my school. I played a whole soccer season and tennis season on a broken wrist hahah

[justin7989]

Man Disney noob at life, go get a life.

i don't even watch these videos. i just wanna be first

[MELYANC]

haha wtf

[disneykid1]

On my first day of work, they made me watch two videos on sexual harassment.

Then they forgot about me in the backroom while the videos were on loop. I watched them like seven times before they found me. I was scarred.

[MELYANC]

BAHAHAH

some quotes from the sexual harrassment video i had to watch:

man: "excuse me miss do u like this on me?"

employee: "we have dressing rooms where you can try it on"

man: "ide like to try you on"

employee: "come on babe"