Vlog 16: Asian Stereotypes Again!

[Prodaga84]

2:00 countries like Africa?.........come on David you know that is a continent.

[MorgansCentral]

these intros remind you of kevjumba...

[danielwong951]

why asians continue having lots of kids ?? bcuz condoms feel weird

[MrAzn056]

how bout i slap you in the face with my 3 inch cock

[shackso]

lol laughed hard at the end

[jishimwe1234q]

Heyyy...I'm rwandese lol.no joke

[Ionic35]

Okay, I feel that the reason why Asian people have so many children in America is because they are restricted to do in their countries. Take China, for example, and think about how many children a married couple can have; it's typically one, possibly two. I've meet Chinese students who do not have siblings because of this rule and for that, I do not blame these Asian couples for having a lot of children here. Okay, I guess that was pretty obvious...

[Digijedi569]

white mom, japanese dad

best of the worst worlds lol

[Pelij]

"We're obviously not gonna be in the Olympics for long jumps and high jumps when our average height is 5'3'' "

LOL

[WhatdidIsayagain]

Why do they assume we asians are smart? I am the dumbest person ever to walk this planet and im asian ._.

[JohnnyXxle199]

i dont get y people say asian cant drive, when they can drift better then them? watch tokyo drift!

[darkshinobi2]

hey dont touch me mother ass hole

[tanbenhur1]

Crazy laugh at the end of the video XD

[Killbot1776]

I hate asians.

[PSV7200]

@Killbot1776 y???

[B2utymblaq56]

"what the hocus pocus no body here!" LMAO!

[88Shadowfrost]

Rice is awesome, Asian people are awesome and that video was Beast! Funniest part was the first comment! Love it! LMAO!

[Buschify]

LLOOOOOOYD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kevster129]

I'm tired of people quoting the funniest parts in the videos and it getting top rated comments! Just shut the hell up and put a comment that doesn't ruin the damn video!

[Darkarcher5Mabi]

rice make you fat though

[atgcuz]

sorry all i heard was ching chong wing wong chicken balls

[andyleung001]

uhhh liek duh good naybuhh stayfam is heera.

[RiceFoRice]

no rice, no life

[ourkannexion]

ngabo's so cute at the end!

[natwolffandalexlover]

Wait Africa isn't a country. Maybe South Africa.

[purplebutterfly1110]

ahaha!!! ROFLMAO!!!..

Somali parents are also strict and have a lotta babies too and we're from africa

[ishchoiful]

BUBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAA

[lph929]

"countries, like africa..."

....

[princessbarba21]

i love you like i love rice

[xKraZeDz]

5:22 evil, menacing laugh o.o

[Shinkai071]

really....?? kung fu is a bluff?? stop using your negative korean attitude towards CH people its not funny.

[Shinkai071]

...really...I  thought blond girls coundn't drive...

[coldheartprince]

Why Asians continue having a lot of kids here in America? Cuz dude, we don't like our own country so we're trying to over-run this one with Asians cuz we like it better. Point said and made. We're taking over America.

[SoulReaperProdutions]

@coldheartprince DUDE DONT REVEAL OUR PLAN YET DAMN

[TipSipNipTit]

David are you wearing a shirt ?? LOL sorry I had to xD Love you david

[pixxynixxy07]

climbed up a mountain in the snow with a donkey on my back xD

"like a good neighbour statefarm is there"???

n hey asians are epic in gymnastics!!

[MrLaughinjoker]

i just got to say black people thinks they know all about koearn people but they don't know shit about them stupid people god go to asia and asks how the kids like it with bats people with bats= gangsters

[Ambi1021]

@MrLaughinjoker Why are you so mad. it was a freaking joke. Get over it.

[Shitsuren]

Agggggh, hahaha. In Chinatown Chicago, there's a fire department right in the downtown. I guess it's convenient that way, in case there's accidents. =w=;;;

[AliceSeah25]

hahahaha David always mentions about "The donkey on my backuhh" (Y) 대박이다 ㅋ

[Sumaya71]

trueeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!lololooooollololololo­lol9olol,oi00o0

[OhEmTeeS]

whats a bluff?:)

[TipSipNipTit]

@OhEmTeeS It means pretending

[MrNwtn]

im from rwanda :D

[SASJKL]

funny and all, but just to clarify, i grew up in hong kong and around an uncle who does kung fu and the "tiger" style and "crane" "snake", basically animal forms of kung fu is for reals. i dunno if i'm sounding like a bitch right now because i'm complaining about how you're making fun of kung fu, but i feel strongly about that and i'm sorry. just saying, kung fu ain't a bluff, and you're korean so you don't know, but any chinese who grew up in china learns kung fu for PE.

[maoriwidavengance]

Did anyone else not notice the screensaver until he brought it up? Haha!

[Kristie711]

asian walmart rollback symbol haha :D

[meesaadoll]

Don't touch me, mothaasshole.

[prettywildchica]

state farm!!!!! LOL

[KeziaCH]

i now LOVE u XD

[iluvjemmanuel]

wait so what type of food is on his mac? It looks so good!!

[milksomecows]

@iluvjemmanuel It looks like some sort of curry/ stew thingy. I guessing it's a Korean dish. Since he's Korean and all that.

[Randomasiangirl123]

Haha great vid :P

[AjhussMD]

and rice wine.. HAHA!

[artbot2310]

*comedians on youtube, ghetto?

Sorry missed out a comma there.

[artbot2310]

no offense, but as an asian from asia (South east) why the hell are most Asian-american comedians on youtube ghetto?

[Shawnaisweird]

I was good.....up until the Walmart comment, then I was gone.

[0001mth]

lol..



[skeeman42018]

Dude you should rant how we assume like 1 Asian culture in the country! Seriously, last I checked, Koreans, Chinese, Laoseans, Vietnamese, Indonesians, Japanese, and the rest are not the same people! Seriously, I'm not gonna ask a Korean kid to translate what that Chinese guy is saying! lol LOVE YA HOLMES! KEEP IT UP!

[tjvaj113]

LMFAOO



[Ninjafish43]

I can honestly say I'm te 2nd tallest Asian I know my age... and whenever I decide to wear my yellow shirt (cuz u know I don't do laundry) my friends always goin at me saying "HEY WHERE'S UR SHIRT? YOU HAVE A WEIRD TATOO!"

[bryanlikesbikes]

put on a shirt david! lol jk

[Shiimochi]

the 100m dash is probably the only running they could probably get 1st, 2nd, or 3rd.

They might have a little chance at 200m, but unlikely.

But they will beat yo ass at diving.

[waterfall907]

Funny as herr can't get enough of dat shit (incase you didn't get i missed spelled hell on purpose)

[3dSamm]

light chocolate x)!!

[maiyang95]

LOLL wassup with the end!? FUNNAYYY

[BossLikeTeam]

david dude im korean too :o and sometimes when there are stereotypes they go byuntae against us asians :(

[ydemoc]

State Farm lol



[Tracy7173]

My sisters 10, and she's like 5 foot 2..

[Tonydinh100]

Im actually pretty tall 4 an asian. im 5ft 6in. with a 30inch vertical n i cud out jump most of the black people at my school. even though i go to an mostly all white school.. n im 15 years old. LOL

[Ninja52xz]

@Tonydinh100 Troll, im 12 and im 5ft 7in. XD

[cheeseUout]

AFRICA IS A CONTINENT!!!!

[ItzDaPanda]

1:25 uhh, lika good neighbor statefarm is there *gasp*.... what the hocaspocus theres nobody here

[strangthing123]

Dude you should run for king of the web!!!

[MrNeedys]

LIGHT CHOCOLATE

[umpri5450]

bubba from forest gump!! HAHAHAHHA!!!

[ctornlavan]

YOu light skinned! you shoulda at least gotten one foot in the door.

[KPopxlover98]

im asian n my dad s not strict

[Toushirou23]

"Like a good neighbor state farm is there" lmaooo

[tranle23]

LOL light chocolate

[christmasluvr]

i love it when he does his asian accent.

[starfox300]

that dubsteb song in the backround is so fucking sweet

[BatmanbinSuperman12]

My parents are strict. Our parents are so strinct because they want us to be successful. If your pareents are not like ours they must not care about yo much. This dude is funny tho.

[Eruaphadriel]

DON'T BUST THE KARATE MYTH. So damn useful for me when I walk in the street alone.

[TallAsians]

Rwanda? didnt they just got done with a civil war?

[oOsparklysparklesOo]

lol why does rice go with everything lol im asian and i live in canada and my parents ALWAYS eat RICE its all bout rice, RICE,RICE, RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[immadonut8]

@oOsparklysparklesOo Well, it just

goes with everything

Just eat it and you'll understand

[JustIshwar]

Press 8 rapidly for epic face!

[JustIshwar]

Man, that dude sounds high.

[needcoffee]

You, sir, are fucking awesome!

[THEEmaydrew]

I would ask you a question, but Im Asian. So I would sound stupid asking a question about my own culture xD

[Daiiguren]

534, 597 people now know that kung-fu is a bluff. I'm screwed.

[jadujen]

LMAO!!! laughed at so many things on this one!  I love it when he says, "Don't touch me motha-asshole"

[TigerBeer2010]

True fact:Asain is better than america in playing computer games,america only got money no skills if they cannot win they just spend more money

[TheLastRevelation01]

@TigerBeer2010 lmao u have a asian accent even in your comments. xD

[16hsuisaac]

@DavidSoComedy

uhh..... im asian... nd im 13... and 6 ft tall.... and my running long jump is 19 ft... nd i run a 4:42 mile..-.-"

[griffinejgsgmail]

@16hsuisaac It's a tereotype bicth! David himself is 6'1.

[kpop4lifebabe]

We Asian people eats rice with everything because its good and healthy(?) for us. ;) Damn, people judge on Asian people already before they even go and make friends with us Asian peeps.

[ArinOren]

@kpop4lifebabe hollller! Rice is our staple food! I'm studying in UK, and I can't survive without rice! lol! must have RIICEEEE!!! hahahaha...

[kpop4lifebabe]

@ArinOren LOL, i can't survive without rice too. xD

[ArinOren]

@kpop4lifebabe hahahaha xD

[SimpleHomework]

We Asians say Again weird. D:

[Raenef6]

...Fuck it. Africa is a country now. Lets put a stamp on dat shit, UHN. pffft

[nrsabu]

cant lie...i have rice with everything. i have fried rice with steamed rice -.-

and chopsticks

[kmoua15]

"cross the pacific ocean for you to be stupid" hahaahhah true

[Paligurl123]

@kmoua15 LMFAOOOOO

[badbee28]

yo david make a full video with u talking in ur koren acsent ok!

[iluvpuppies19]

EXACTLY. Lmfao. Every asian has rice more than once a week :)

[THEonlyRMV]

LMAO!

[LadyLieDie]

Africa: it's a country now.

[andwhatsnew]

haha yep its pretty true, among my friend we do deck out our cars with leftover financial aid.

[3LimbedHero]

duuuuuh like a good neighbor, state farm is here! What the the hokus poku?!

[Rakonre]

I am black guy, and I approve this video. :) so funny

[belgiumwaffleslovsMJ]

o.o no 5:27???

[fifa12spuad]

your so funny!!!!!!

[BubaTheeAsian]

This is so true. (: Got Rice?! Man I love rice on everything. Yummy as heck(:

[Tordah26]

I call my Chinese friend the 'yellow part of my rainbow'.

Racist or not?

[xaivangmijares]

@Tordah26 lol so racist what if they dont like the color rainbow i'm asian and i would prefer to be pink love the color pink! meh to color yellow

[JudyWonn]

My friend hugged me today and told me, "You know for having all stereotypes against you, you're a really good driver." I am a Korean girl. I tell everyone they cancel each other out.

[MrREALMADRIDFAN10]

rice rice rice wat about fried chicken

[Dlishacampbell]

ahaha :)

[JesterJesterJS]

@JesterQP nice name

[johnny510]

motha asshole! LMFAO



[AzusaRockk]

why did he make this video shirtless?

[JesterQP]

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[MsMoochie3]

he said financial Aid LOL he rightttt! shrimpppp ..riceee...LOL>

[Narusasu18]

Why do Asians do funny poses when theyre taking photos of things???

[cgborbon]

you must do a follow up about that video by neonhush. she talks about the group beating up one Asian guy and says she's against fights but is the one recording the fight and says the fight was right to do. someone had to knock some sense into that girl.. please

[NathanHo1217]

He's funny

[TheKaizoku19]

i seriously don't understand why the black man is saying all these things. ASIANS AND BLACKS ARE SIMILAR. 1.strict parents 2. their family is too big to even compare with numbers. 3.they stick together 4. most asian and black people love anime 4.asian men's dress sense and black mens dress sense i kinda similar (although that one varies) 5.they both run fast

:)

-coming from a black female

[TheKaizoku19]

i dont know why hes saying 'why are yall parents so strict'

BLACK parents are strict - coming from experience!!!

[RJTheAsianSensation]

Lol Try watching this with the subtitles on, the translations are funny xD

[sophistifly17]

africa's not a country.

[Jandwjp]

I'm half korean and I've outran a black person!

[MrIdkwhyimhere]

@Jandwjp i'm full korean and i outrun all the black people in my school....

[TheSlySight]

Your comic timing is flawless!!!!

[gambit2129]

HAHAH Blow him kisses do it blow him kisses hahahahahaha! wtf hahahah!

[csneakz91]

lol financial aid, u funny mann

[nakkawakki]

I LOVE his asian accent!!! (.^_^.)

[lvrose10]

y is the part in between ur eyebrows red???? :)

[ituber500]

LMFAO FINANCIAL AIDe>

[202sushi3694]

chinatown does not have alot of asians but there are more blacks in chinatown...wtf?

[snk9045]

David? Are you wearing any clothes?

[chungpwang]

LOLOL like a good neighbor state farm is there! what the hokus pokus nobody is there! LOLOLOL

[xoCellulitis]

I showed this to my dad. He LOVED it XD

[bigNF489]

i subscribed then un subed just so i can sub again cause your that funny!!!!!!!!! =)

[grintibiter]

oii David, looking forward to Asian Stereotypes Episode 3 and Dating Game episode 2 !

ps : I can't bring myself to ask you for my ichiban favourite DavidSoA.K.A. at the moment.. toss da rice... toss da rice... *dissapointed*

[tstamakiberry114]

I do have a question though, what's up you guys with age? But I'm talking about idol groups with the youngest being bullied and I think the oldest is the leader? And they can't be friends cuz they're younger? Cuz like Mir from MBLAQ was trying to be friends with Thunder and pretended to be his age when he was actually younger and that was like... Bad. I'm just asking if age is a big deal.

[chils0913]

hocus poucus nobody here

[melvinchuaga]

i believe the only reason God made us of all different races is that, when we come together we all have one fault we happily joke about.

[mzgemini0006]

lfmao!!! Financial Aid he is too fun.... gotta subscribe!!

[CurryTheWhale]

why is david naked in this video? .. ehehe jk i love you David!

[youngpick13]

haha wtf. i thought i clicked on the wrong video. jerry is the shit. and he can draw

[holypigsxO]

the ending HAHAHAH

[Bam568]

Lol did anyone watch until the end? XD

[Bee4brittanyDuh]

On point!

[SlimGoodeee]

You stupid I fuckin love you though!!!

[TheHappy117]

Ok here's my idea azns arent short i have never seen an short asian its all ways mexicans that are short most asian hieght averagge is like 5 foot 10.azns dont have small dicks your dick size comes from genetics.azns arent bad drivers it depends where theyr from if theyre from Cali ur fucked if theyer from Oregon or Washington no ur not fucked. I cant see why white pple think that we have small eyes i think white pple jus have big eyes thumbs up for this

[drchora]

Dood ur funny :)

[tigerbiteface]

i know why azns always eats rice...

[LeahCheerleadinQueen]

HEHE I LOVE YOU

[zzune]

asian accent is way to funny lmaoooooo

[meilysalas]

oh hell....in nohss korea i climb up a mountain in da snow wiss a donkey on my back....freakin fell out!!!! XD

[TheHinoko]

Made my day! XD

[colourtherainbowow]

HAHAHAHHAHAA. 'right chocorate'