Scrubs 608 - My Road to Nowhere [1/3]

[Ireland264]

nice cover! :P



[shaun20321]

and its back to stupidly quiet...fml >.<

[ShadowFlame249]

careful he's going fetal

[hamseyusuf1994]

WHATS THE NAME OF THE SONG AT 00:36?!?!

ANSWER ME!!!!

[KoNfUsEdRoX]

this is my all-time faviourate episode.

[MuslimBeard]

Ted's got problems...

[DeVriesPker]

You smell like my mom. Rawr.

[KoNfUsEdRoX]

damn i love this so much. ROADTRIP!!!

[dannielpreto]

MAN CHECK! 

[miyokio]

ROADTRIP!

[bookdream]

1) JD hated Keith before Keith started dating Elliot, so they wouldn't be best friends.

2) The looks on their faces while imagining that was priceless.

[arazsydney]

@bookdream that's not true actually, keith was one of JD's interns, and JD looked after him, JD only started hating keith once he became Elliot's permanent booty call, which made JD jealous.

[bookdream]

@arazsydney No, watch even when Keith was his intern before Elliot chose him to be her booty call, he picked on Keith. Watch the episodes again.

[Hyronious]

[qoute]

[anscibecca86]

Unless a man is threatening you with imminent harm, there is no justifiable reason to punch a man in his tenders (or have your kid do it).

[0221lol]

wait is that jack and the mmum from cougar town??

[3dlpcman]

2:54 powerful tiny fists....

[BM03]

Dr. Cox's son must have those "tiny fists of power" that the tiny Janitor (Randal, was it?) had in Dorian's daydreams.

[ManicOpake]

AAAHHHHHHHHHH y did they leave Turk behind! No J.D and Turk combo well im no longer invested in this episode :(

[swimteamizzle1114]

1:41 Come on Cox, if you are going to do a little musical thing while saying "Dorian", make it a Dorian.

[thatisjustawesome]

Turk called Carla "pickle"! JD's plan worked.

[GeorgiiiJ87]

"I don't know if it's the hormones, or if the baby is actually EATING the bitch cells"

hahaha classic cox :L

[joevictor53]

"We need a bigger ride"

Oh really Carla?

Whose genius idea was it to get a MINI Cooper?

And not a proper original real Mini Cooper but a crappy BMW fake MINI which isn't really mini but a huge behemoth of a car on the outside but a tiny thing inside. It's like the anti-Tardis

[CJFRANKS7]

@joevictor53 Yay! Doctor Who reference!

[IndianaBoy84]

man check!

[CJFRANKS7]

@IndianaBoy84 I think Dr. Cox overreacted lol

[lyzuf]

whats that soundtrack playing when that wife starts beating up jd at 0:37

[uub12]

ted who's driving?

[SumerAnu]

"man check" hahahahahaha.... i am using that tomorrow!!!...

[MrSlive3r]

ted "wohooo i got friends" Hilarious :D

[hylianlegends]

It's interesting how he says, "I'm not retiring for at least 3 years, if she still alive, I'll deal with it then..." Interesting that she dies within the next 3 seasons. Did Kelso kill his wife?

[Tube23287]

@hylianlegends Never count out that possibility.

[tuli41198]

keith's face at 5:33 hilarious!

[torybears89]

"It's not wrong, it's Dorian!"

[78bobob]

I got friends LOL

[RohRohToday]

How hard does a 4 yr old punch?

[abbieemb]

@RohRohToday obviously quite hard.

[dmorris105]

@RohRohToday

even a small punch there hurts like a bitch lol

[AFreakingDumbaccount]

Strong kid o_O

[yehm813]

the first time Doc Coz is put down...by his son

[Mr2012Awesomeness]

Guys could some1 tell the name of the song that starts at 0:36 (When Donna was beating JD up) Thumbs up so People Can see This

[19311978]

Man check.  POW!

[m0j0101]

jordan went all the way to the hospital just to get jack to hit cox in the balls?

[newsearching]

@m0j0101 Does that not sound like Jordan? :P

[zzMjRzz]

3 people are idiots /:)

[ChristianAlvestamFan]

Were you guys having sex last night, or were you raping a baboon?

[UltraRobbie]

I knew that little tanned baby would eventually ruin everything.

[ThePBandJSandwich]

OMG JD took a Pole-Dancing class???? WTF

[Audunum]

I totally lost it at "WOOHOO I GOT FRIENDS!" :'D

[LadyLatias]

I don't understand why Elliot couldn't have JD stay with her until he at least found a new apartment. Turk and Carla have a reasonable excuse because they have a tiny apartment and just had a baby, but Elliot just bought a brand new house and has plenty of room. What kind of friend does that?

[lucyb812]

It's not like I took a pole dancing class or anything...

Nice Cover!

[ThePBandJSandwich]

YAY I've got Friends!!!!!!!! :DDDDD

[madsencarlb]

Ted is so Dorian.

[Her0ofCha0s94]

wtf ted?!

[xXLilyDiamondXx]

Awww Turk's still calling Carla Pickle!

'How'd you do that?!' XD

[katdavish]

why was JD wearing shoes to bed?

[UnknownMugiwara]

Rowdy needs to see the world :]

[IidoliseJohnnyDepp]

baby eating the bitch cells

haha

[ThePraestigiator]

Owh, you betcha'

[marissawtts]

i knew that little tan baby would eventually ruin everything

[marissawtts]

i love keiths face when hes thinking about being best friends with jd

[marissawtts]

haha jd sleeps with rowdy

[6991yelamailliw]

I've watched the man check bit about a thousand times now and it's still hilarious!

[alexiaNBC]

Man check!

Damn, Jack's got the fist of a boxer

[ollye1000]

'Wahooo, I've got friends!'

I love Ted <3

[gtvsoccr]

u smell like my mom

lol

[Leslie2pointO]

What song plays at 0:36 after "I am gonna beat your ass..."

[TheBong182]

@Leslie2pointO sorry, i dont know, but i have to write an answer to be called when somebody got the answer ;)

[seralovessoccer]

i love the way JD says "baboon" !!

[flappybottom]

over here perv

[amgill90]

You smell like my mom. Rowwwww

[imdavidavid]

"You smell like my mom -growl-" lol

[bryceknutzen]

"over here perv" haha

[Supercucu123]

Cool! His half acre has a tree now!

[RohRohToday]

How hard could a 4 yr old punch???

[hollywoodwerewolf]

eating the bitch cells! Love it.

[ThEOnnEEE]

Ooo you bet cha.

Over here perv lmao !

[locopatadita24]

Cox calls Turk Ghandi?

[ShinyHubbCap]

Cox is calling J.D. "Dorian" and not a girl's name how weird!

[MrMidgetman1996]

The man check was totaly dorian

[Mangaboy94]

"Were you guys having sex last night or raping a baboon?"

"I wasn't home last night"

BURN

[KillerGuitar007]

Oh come on, he's 3, how much strength could he have?

[fireyulia]

@KillerGuitar007 You don't need theat much strength to bring a man down like that... I wouldn't have a clue myself because I am a female... But have seen men go down on a far less pressure than Jack punching his father.

[KillerGuitar007]

@fireyulia It is painful, but jack punching his dad with that much pressure would not make him cough and lie on the floor like that. It would probably just make him have to lean on the counter for a while

[mylifeismatty]

@KillerGuitar007 idk, i flick my friends in the nuts all the time and it's enough to bring em down :l

[KillerGuitar007]

@mylifeismatty 1: ... why you flicking them in the nuts?

2: flicking is oddly more powerfull than a 3 year old punch

[H1sMaj3sty]

@KillerGuitar007 I think it's because a flick is more of a "precision strike"

[KillerGuitar007]

@H1sMaj3sty and less surface area, so more pressure

[H1sMaj3sty]

@KillerGuitar007 Excellent work, gentlemen. We have clearly discovered a breakthrough in crotch-assault warfare.

[KillerGuitar007]

@H1sMaj3sty These things need to be discussed In order to shield ourselves from the pain. People are researching disease cures and new technologies, when really they need to research something more affective than a cup

[Casstronomy]

Whats the name of the song thats playing at 00:34?

[NateSean]

1: Cause the debate is going to come up eventually, yes a three year-old can do mind numbing damage to your testicles. (Experienced baby-sitter speaking)

2: You can tell in this episode that Elliot cares more about JD. I think they did the best job of any series, building up their relationship.

[missclaudine97]

you smell like my mum, reow

[Ichibaz]

wohoo i got friends!

[Ichibaz]

where's chocolate bear?

[marissawtts]

love jds pajamas at the beginning!

[kai141093]

i man-checked a friend of mine once...he doesn`t answer the phone , when i call ,anymore

[magoojr09]

2 people ate the bitch cells

[KillerGuitar007]

Never Ever use a mans balls as a weapon!!!!! >:

[Bjobbie]

Dohoho-ri-an!!!

[29jgirl92]

I love how they have to subtitle Jack's ines!

[jtugali]

Who's Dorian?

[NHLdueck000]

@jtugali its jd he's name is john dorian

[runningmoose69]

@jtugali Damn how they hell did you not know that this is season 6

[marissawtts]

@jtugali r u serious? its jd!

[princeebz1]

over here perve hahahahaha

[Xhilor]

Anyone know the song at 00:36?

[nimywimy1991]

WOOHOO I got friends! ahahahah oh ted. : )

[druaboy]

you smell like my mom, rawr :D

WHAT A LEGEND TED!!

[njstock]

Dorrian!!!

[ichater]

LOL Keith and JD fantasizing about being best friends

[masterofrandom16]

Dr Cox should be happy his son can punch that hard! lol

[C1570M]

you smell like my mom

[QueensRifles]

@C1570M growl

[Sooksawaspakdee961]

Zach Braff aka JD got a few years ago a bj from an transvestite in Vegas and almost got arrested trying to buy sex from crack whore.

[killa2000dec]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 coz we care. what was the purpose of telling us?

[tkd0326]

HOWD SHE DO THAT? I knew that tan baby wood eventually ruin everything! Yay, I got frends!

[tkd0326]

careful he's gone feetle

[IRNBRUBOY100]

haha classic ted lmao

[D119heavy]

God Carla is such a bitch for ruining JD and Turks roadtrip. There's nothing awesomer than a sick roadtrip with your best buds, and I cant imagine anything much worse than a roadtrip wiht your best boy's bitch of wife. Dr Cox really fucked him over good.

[Troublemaker1991]

The baby is eating Jordan's bitch cells!! BAHAHAHA!!!!

[ooolmo]

Whats up with al these kimono's?

I sprayed my soda on my monitor because I figured the asian love of Kelso out.

[rachellucey]

Jack is so cuute xD

[Rukishou]

You smell like my mom, rawr.

[PeacockDreams19]

Wow.... Jack is gonna be rather screwed up when he's older

[liisuluide]

I love Jack! :D

[19311978]

Elliott has the most annoying voice ever!!

[LadyLatias]

“Y'know, Keith, if the buyer hadn't been an undercover Federali, Elliot would be a slave somewhere now...there wouldn't be any uncomfortable sexual tension between us, and you and I would probably be the best of friends.” - So cute. <3 ~

[Dante31]

Anyone know what song that is that starts at 0:36 and goes to 0:42

[dikkeshitouwe]

Woohoo one got friends!

[highwireheroes]

I'd be pissed if my unborn child started eating my bitch cells. Those are all I have!

[Gnoebeer]

WOOHOO TED HAS FRIENDS!

[swimteamizzle1114]

Man Check

Result: subject positive for testicles

[zaper684]

@swimteamizzle1114 side effects may include: testicle bleeding loss of balls and manhood.

[Venzilla]

LIKE THIS IF YOU LOVE THE DUKES OF HAZARD CAR HORN! HOLLA!

[80644]

There would be no swxual relationship between us and we could be best friends

:) .......... KEITH

Lawl great moment

[penguinprotector2]

Who plays jack hes so cute

[trevdawg12]

"were you guys having sex last night or raping a baboon"

"i wasnt home last night"

[LetMeShowYouSandy]

@trevdawg12 do u know the song that start when she kick his us!?!?!?

i'm looking for that really badly!!!!

[esther1208]

You smell like my mom, rawr! hahaha lol

[BeeAnne01]

you smell like my mom.. meaow :p

[barricade021644]

raping a baboon hahaha cracks me up

[AndreezyAsterisk]

man check

FALCON PUNCH!!

[202cardline]

Careful he's going fetal.

AAaah crotch kicks never get old.

[CJYOUFCKINBUSTER]

Nice cover.. ;)

[DynoRod]

I knew that tan little baby would eventually ruin everything!

[milkiorange]

and the way Turk whispered "stop" at 6:25 is priceless

[milkiorange]

6:18 Jordan didn't know the real word for "wrong" should be "dorian"

[johnny2325]

yes to dixie horn

[lukassnakeman]

2:57 epic face

[Pablo3b1919]

0.38 what's name this song?

[craigybhoy94]

He's still calling Cara 'Pickle' =D

[zeroguepirate]

@craigybhoy94 It's FREAKING Carla you twit!

[craigybhoy94]

@zeroguepirate Typo. 7 months ago. No-one cares. Get a life. :|

[TheWayne350]

That's so dorian!

[CFBD9293]

hes going fetal.

[TheHipo1]

Can you do something with the sound please :D ?

[atergal]

man check!

[MrBushytop]

@atergal damn you beat me to it. That was so funny

[romeo56]

Thanks