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  • What a fkn MINGA!!!!

  • MST3K would be great, he is sooo cool, she is sooo freeky. peace and love

  • A lovely song that should bring a tear to the eye when listened to properly.

  • thank you u-tube he was a great  actor (did you all know that he died of prostate cancer age 72) so guys get your selves checked out.

  • Whoa... is he singing this to a transsexual?

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  • What a tool.....and I'm not talking about his Greek sausage. Thanks Telly for Kojak but why in the hell did you do this? Who had the pictures?

  • @Squirrlyburt I think it's called making a song, you pathetic piece of shit. Take your racism rants elsewhere, you fucking dumb ass!

  • Wow! what a sexy man ... :o)

  • sei sempre affascinante.....

    

  • My all time favorite song. Why do some singers sing when talking sounds so much better?

  • I prefer Gerry & The Pacemakers version singing it right not talking like this.

  • Mooie tekst.. Prachtig om naar te luisteren en héél véél waarheid in.. ;-)

  • When smoking was a sign of virility, sucess, and a big turn on for Women.

  • GO MAGGOT GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Slow Mo RAP by Telly!

  • In The Dirty Dozen, he would've raped that girl lol

  • I love it when singers are so laid back they don't even bother to put their ciggy out.

  • who loves you baby !

  • This represents everything that cannot happen today, and that's unfortunate.

  • hooo! my friend you remember me in Paris we was together in a Palace near champs elysees, are you still alive? well i remember you with two childs, and woman, what about you kojak?give me news i am Pierre from Paris.

  • The corniest thing I have ever seen in my life or will ever see again.

  • @buythefrog The background pic of your profile says a a lot about you...

  • nothing is impossible....... it ain't about looks ..... the inner person counts a hell of a lot more than than the outer.... unless you in your 20s

  • 70's were great and fun for men. How the hell an old, ugly and bald motherfucker like Savalas could pick a girl like that? Today, that's impossible.

  • @Aguz25 STFU, LOSER! God forbid that you should end up looking like an "old bald and ugly mofo."

    Savalas could pick her up because he had something that you ignorant morons of the younger generation with full heads of hair do not have:

    A SET OF FUCKING BALLS to go up to some beautiful young lady and tell her that she is indeed beautiful.

    And then have the courage to ask her out on a date. So much more than you and your ball-less generation could do in your entire life times!

  • @Aguz25 "Today, that's impossible."

    No, it's impossible for you and your degenerate faggotized EMO ilk. It's very possible to a man who acts like a REAL man.

    I'll let you in on a secret: Girls do not care what you look like. They want a REAL man with a STRONG CHARACTER, not a crying EMO faggot like YOU!

  • @TheWNMan Ok, believe me: yor words are important to me. I can listen and I love to do it. I have always thought things you're saying about womans but, like you said, my generation (and younger boys cause I'm 28, not a kid) is full of ball-less who use to say ball-less things about money yo pick up...so I needed words like yours.

    By the way, I love Savallas legacy. The guy had charisma and a strong presence.

  • @Aguz25 ... Someone's changed their tune.

  • So...did he sing or just was another "speak singer" like you and me? Good as Blofeld an Kojak.

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  • This video disturbs me.

  • OMFG WTF is this atrocity exhibition?! William Shatner got nuttin on Telly here

  • hello kojak!!!!

  • I like big women too, but would you look at the size of her head! It must be six times the size of Telly's. It's as big as a Macy's Thanksgiving day float. And talk about confidence! What makes Telly think he's 'man' enough for her?

    If I woke up in the middle of the night and saw a head that large staring at me, I'd cancel my colonoscopy.

    It's a good thing she wasn't William Tell's daughter.

  • YouTubers, YouTubers, calm down please ... your opinions are worthless, Telly Savalas left behind a great body of work which may last and be discussed for many centuries to come ...

  • @radstainforth Apparently, you don;t need to know what the artist was saying....

  • Wow, people actually having a flame war over a Telly Savalas video, life is full of wonderment!

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  • "If a man can be two places at one time, I'd be with you today and tomorrow..." wtf that makes no sense whatsoever!

    Surely today and tomorrow are different times.

    Am I right?

  • @kevkwak The problem with your generation is that you read on the surface of everything. Once upon a time, people were able to make mental leaps that would make people like you look like retards.

  • @TheWNMan Go on then, explain to this retard how that lyric makes complete sense. Oh and I've thought about it, my conclusion is still the same. So please, enlighten me.

  • @TheWNMan The problem with that lyric is that if you read anything into it it doesn't make sense. Don't get me wrong I can understand what he's trying to say but that lyric doesn't say it in a way that makes sense. Written by idiots for idiots and tripping on acid isn't an excuse.

    Get back down to your station and open your eyes. You can't define a certain generation as retards based on your own views, we're not all brain-dead TV obsessed couch potatoes that can't think for themselves.

  • @TheWNMan One more thing, the only leaps Telly was taking here must have been Quantum Leaps.

  • @kevkwak Yes! You finally hit the nail on the head. He made quantum leaps in his thinking which automatically implies that you are incapable of such leaps because of your limited mentality.

    And I don't see why I should waste my time enlightening a person whose IQ could not possibly surpass the 69 level. Get a life, loser!

  • @TheWNMan King of the insults aren't we?

    If she's dead, fair enough, that's the only way that that lyric would make sense without compromising how much he loved her. If she was dead though, some of the other lyrics wouldn't make as much sense.

    Just in case you hadn't figured it out. It didn't take much more time to write than your pathetic insults.

  • @kevkwak Speaking of insults: "written by idiots for idiots" - your own words! YOU started the shit-flinging, so I'm attempting to end it; now, go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on, you worthless piece of shit!

  • Oh my God...I'm obsessed with this.  I laugh like a hyena every time I see it!

  • I seriously can't get enough of this video. I laugh like a hyena every time I see it!

  • Great! Loved Telly Savalas. What a speaking voice!! Sadly missed such a great actor!

  • Great! Loved Telly Savalas. What a speaking voice!! Sadly missed such a great actor!

  • Man, that's some major cheese whiz. Hard to believe it hit #1 in the UK.

  • Hmm...if this is singing then I must be a pro. I do this all day long!! My mother told me about this video and she said this has haunted her dreams since the 70s.

  • Shit... that's a big girl!

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON??!!??

  • Hát a Koja sokkal jobb....

  • Im not a smoker but watching telly has hypnotized me, im currently picking up my car keys and ive got to have a cigerette geeeeeeeees telly in these times of osterity you have just turned me into a smoker bye everyone im off to get a packet of smokes see ya.

  • I'm wetting myself laughing so hard! Remember when he was the spokesman for "The Players' Club"?

  • My only complaint is the fag in his hand!

    

  • OMG, I never knew he did these vids. Excellent.

  • his voice is almost as smooth as his head.

  • I love this song

  • i love this song so much :-)

  • Did Kojak take a page from William Shatner?

  • Is this really gonna be something on Matchbox 20's new album?

  • @xoxoxmusic4everxoxox  ..seriously?

  • @superherolike What? I've never heard anything like this from MB20. It just surprises me they would put something like this on their album.

  • @xoxoxmusic4everxoxox You're joking, right?

  • @superherolike Uhhh no? What's with all the sarcasm. I just asked a question

  • @xoxoxmusic4everxoxox Then, there are no words that I could possibly say to convey to you how absurd your question is.

  • @superherolike Dude whatever! I didn't know so I asked a question. I'm so sorry for that, how terrible of me. I am gonna go enjoy my life now cause I have better things to do then fight with some dick over the internet.

  • @xoxoxmusic4everxoxox Yeah, I was totally a dick what with calling you names~

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  • How many of y'all are here cuz of Matchbox 20?

  • Wow, Matchbox Twenty is going in a much different direction on this record.

  • Thanks, Rob and Paul.

  • This is what Kojak used to hum in Crockers ear while he was fucking him in the butt doggy style.

  • The way he lived his life, would make Charlie Sheen green with envy ;-p

  • You're all that's left me, too!!!

  • Way better than Beiber

  • Amazing ! Remember when this song was first aired on TV,so many years ago.....have not seen it since then....its great seeing it again !

  • verry good! Imi aduce aminte de tinerete! Vissza emlekszem a fiatal koromra!!

  • If you thought the lollipops made Telly look silly, consider that THIS was what he was like on cigarettes.

  • Alright Kojak !! Do a video today suckin on a smoke and the air cops would have shot on sight........

  • Can anyone please tell me who sung the novelty version of this , where they were taking the mickey out of tELLY SAVALAS by having him sing this as his character Kojak?

  • @wightangel There is no novelty version of this; it is Telly Savalas. Although I remember someone broadcast some interviews ... not Telly Savalas.

  • wow, Telly's so sexy! My mother used to say....She really would have loved this.

  • man you have got to take yourself some serious to be able to do this without cracking up

  • this video reminds me of something you'd see on Tim and Eric Awesome Show

  • he must b on drugs that sux

  • This is one of greatest songs... I remember through the years.

    The lyrics are just... wonderful !!!! - Thank you !

  • Telly is not singing, he's rapping.

  • GREAT MAN,I CAN PAINT YOU,COZ I AM A BORN PAINTER

    GOOGLE ME;JOHAN CAPIAU

  • too bad he never got to do a duet with william shatner.

  • @12161euclid and with leonard nimoy too....a great 3-some!!!

  • Listen with your HEART !!!

  • i could had gone my whole life without clicking on this link.....

  • Really Awesome!!!

  • AWSOME SONG BY AN AWSOME MAN :-)

  • 0:25 aaaand- GIANT HEAD.

  • @ColonialHappy

    U GOT A FAT HEAD ;-P

  • Wow! This is great. He was a very special actor and I miss his show KOJAK. He always made me feel like I had a lot of hair. Well, what can I say.

  • I remember when this was on and my dad was like "He's not even singing! Anyone can to this. He just talks to music!!

  • HE CERTAINLY DIDN'T MAKE IT ON HIS LOOKS ! Now tell me why am I supposed to like him ? This is so bad it's great !

  • @CarlWithRecords You're a pathetic loser.

  • Better than Agiullera's Burlesque!

  • creepy

  • makes shatner' s rocket man seem minimalist and restrained in comparison--sheds a tear.

  • Telly was one of THEE most smoothest dudes ever to grace the screen.

  • In one of his last interviews, when he knew he was dying, he said. " booze, cigarettes and all the all nighters brought this on. If I could do it over, I would have taken better care of myself." No doubt Telly could have lived a lot longer, he said so himself. 72 is not a death sentence if you take care of yourself. Myspace you are obviously a smoker thats why you are so hostile. Good luck in quitting or go out the Telly way. Your choice.

  • Telly was one of the coolest cats who ever lived. Too bad he killed himself with those damn cigarettes. Any fools out there who still smoke, for God's sake get some help before you end up like Telly. Dead way before your time. Another victim by his own hand. (and mouth)

  • @glennbo72 Listen dipshit, he died when he was 72 okay?? Not 18, not the magic 27. not 50 but 72!!!! How is that dying way before your time? Most people don't live to be that old so what is your point? You are an idiot.

  • @myspaceisforfags82 Take a pill, you poor unfortunate creature.

  • never knew they had botox then!

  • Kelly's Heroes ... he was an amazingly skilled actor

  • oh hellssssssss noo,lol

  • zo mooi...:-)))

  • Great - thx Kojak...!

  • I dont get the phrasing of your question but the music of the 70s was incredible. THe music of the 60s was more political and inspired, but the music of the 70s was the peak of production techniques mixed with incredible talent. You had Zeppelin, AC/DC, punk rock, the pinnacle of funk AND disco, Black Sabbath, much of the best reggae and ska. Pink Floyd, Jim Croce. Even early rap. Phenomenal decade for music. Won't say better than the 60s, but clearly far better than any decade since.

  • he should have lost the cigarette

    smoking isn't cool

  • @bigbreadeaterellis It as back then. Totally different attitude towards smoking. I used to go out in the 80s and come back with my clothing just reeking.

  • @TheRealCritique me too

    i'm a ex smoker and at the time i didn't notice how it made me smell like a ashtray.

    you see back then the its cool to smoke was at its peak...if that video was shot now i doubt he would be lighting up....i think somehow the director may have come up with the idea for telly to light up?

    either way i don't think its cool or wise to light up.

    as you can surely notice i'm very passionate about these things.

  • @bigbreadeaterellis I noticed smokers make friends easier and have lots of casual friends that they know from just being a smoker....i mean smokers just seem to gain friends from having to ask or get asked for a light. Am I right? thumbs up plz

  • Love Kojak,Telly and this song...i miss ya Telly..your da man!!!

  • Who is the girl? Anyone know her name?

  • awesome king telly!

  • @rightclub

    absolutely..he was the best!!!

  • Just watching this will make you pregnant!

  • @wolov

    LOL....i love your comment!!!

  • God noooooo flash backs lmfao love it just love it

  • Ahhh, who can beat it....I had that L.P. compendium...a long time ago...

  • even though he is not singing, but speeking, he is the only one to perfom this song in a way that makes shivering my gutts.

  • I love Savalas as an actor, but this just proves that there was plenty of awful music to go with the great music of the 70s, but the great music of the 70s STILL leaves the music of today in the dust, and Kojak the tv show STILL leaves most murder mystery shows of today in the dust as well.

  • @TheRealCritique Well said baby lol

  • @TheRealCritique You are a moron! So, what, is the music of the 70's good or bad?

    Just answer the fucking question!

  • @TheRealCritique oh ya!! and Ellery Queen; but omg, Telly singing? i disagree, i think it's strangely enjoyable, like watch a car go into a wall in slo-mo! and Shatner did, and Nimoy, and alot of others too! rofl.

  • I liked what a gangsta said on a TV show about TV cops "If Kojak is on your case just turn your ass  in, coz he's gonna get ya!"

  • Absolute classic.

  • Awesome. My favorite part might be at 2:18 when he ponders all of this and says "mmm".

  • telly eats placido domingo's lunch.

  • 1 cool motha fu*ka!!! Lol

  • I can not sing either. But boy can I talk! Now, How do I find "Bread" on this thing?

  • Do me a Favour,this is utter DOGSHIT

  • Twos up on your 'J ' Tel.

  • I didn't realize Telly was so small. Look at the size of his girlfriend. Her head alone is five times the size of his. If I woke up in the middle of the night and saw that I would cancel my colonoscopy. To make matters worse, she has hazel nuts trapped in her intestines.

  • Doesnt matter what people think at the end of the day he was different class. R.I.P. telly savalas

  • Oh, memories, memories...

    Magic moments!

    I miss Kojak!

    I miss Telly Savalas!

  • Does the cigarette help his voice? (Ha ha ha ha ha....)

  • @ILOVEMAGICALGIRLS

    It sure didn't help his prostate.

  • Telly must have been broke again. He's grace us with his awesomeness, cash the check, and spend it.

  • boe ein hammer Lied....erinnert mich an ...meine jugend...habe es damals nur an der melodie festgemacht...heute verstehe ich es...was er meint....gruss in den Himmel...telly savalas ach so...hee Glückwunsch zu deinem 46 geb...nette BettinaB. aus lünen.

  • I don't know weather to laugh or cry!

  • nostalgie....super!

  • Wondderful voice, softly poems..very, very nice;)

  • His work has the ability to survive the passing whimsical styles that media brings us over our years. Uncanny.

  • @HouseOfMillennian Indeed...because it speaks a timeless universal language. One could definitely make an argument that this is like an "internet serenade." This concept of a serenade is entirely foreign to today's degenerate "booty call" youth.

  • What a joke, cant stop laughing!

  • @jerramy Yeah, me too LOSER!

  • It reached number 2 in Uk top of the pops riding on the popularity of KOJAK.

  • That is freakin hilarious! Willam Shatner where are you baby!

  • Head shaved because he's bald, cigarette in hand because hes addicted and needs something to do with his hands and put in his mouth. Teeth rotted and brown from cigs and that god damn chuppa chup lollypop. Talks his way thru because he can't sing. Huge ego, only did well when he played the pissed off ego boss. Ugly, egomaniac, diva actor - would be kicked out of today's movie studios. Totally unprofessional.

  • @jerramy And what do YOU do for a living, besides badmouthing people on youtube, you fucking retard! Go to hell you fucking LOSER!

  • One Word - GENIUS!

  • All comments below are from youth who are grossly uninformed of who the actor Telly Savalas is. I would suggest to you youth that you need a history lesson in post WW2 actors/movies.

  • OMG  What the heck was that?

  • Man, can you imagine what the giant woman's pillow looks like in the morning after drooling on it all night.

  • Wow he did it with a straight face, too.

  • I'm having a double rainbow moment right now.

  • Gruesome. So awesomely gruesome.

  • @RassieDog

    What exactly is gruesome? Please explain.

  • heel erg mooi wat een mooie stem onze kotjak

  • More than anything she seems to be confused as to why this small man is singing.