Phantom of the Mall Review Part 1 (re-edited)

[hollyxdear]

obviously he has a sonic sonic screwdriver! only logic explanation for the all the door opening!

[ohfilms1]

Buquet gets hanged by a bunjab lasso in the Chaney version

[KatyHallow]

That's not only the best Phantom death I've ever seen, but possibly the best death scene I've seen in ANY film. You gotta give the writers points for originality!

[emilygracey]

When he killed the man with the forklift, for some reason, all I could think of was the MST3K song "He tried to kill me with a forklift." I LOL'ed hard.

[override83]

holy shit i remember watchin this movie when i was a kid!

That snake in the toilet actually made me double check the toilet when i was a kid sometimes hahaha.

I love the music in here.

As cheesy as the movie is,, i like the music it plays.

The best tune is when it shows the owners kid skating around and just before he gets his neck fucked up from the escalator. The tune was very catchy. And the lighting was awesome.

[jgris33]

It's not how it gets described, but there is the part in the 1989 Englund version where Erik Destler uses a lasso when he's fighting the criminals trying to rob him. Seeing any lasso action in a modern Phantom film is bonus for me.

[Elanchana]

That's not a Punjab lasso! That's just a regular lasso!

[Mattbrain]

Oh dear God in Heaven, Buzz is played by Pauly Shore!!!!

[horrorstudieo]

@tiadawn100 first one says to send 10,000 francs to him and the second one says if your a hot phan girl to send something photos to his email address

[SelenaGomezFan10001]

Samuel L. Jackson in a Phantom movie? I've GOT to check it out, since he later appeared in STAR WARS 1-3, and Snakes On a Plane!

[jazzandmint]

This is my favorite intro thus far. Erik really loves his movies, doesn't he? Especially the terrible ones. What a sadist. ;)

[Boblett285]

Sorry I dont have that kind of money xD

[LerouxsPhantom]

This movie is on here now.

It looks.....weird....

Although I'm sure it's worth watching just for that scene when the man gets his things bitten off by a snake. :D

[punkviolingirl]

i LOVE the Phantom Reviewer theme song! Any way I could get an MP3 of it??

[punkviolingirl]

i LOVE the Phantom Reviewer theme sng! Any way I could get an MP3 of it??

[ya0ish3lly]

225* he even has chickfila =D

[Wykletypl]

About Subliminal messages, in your videos- unfortunately, they won't work. Because here on YT everyone can pause on that one part where you posted that message and see exactly what was it. For the subliminal message to be effective, they must be impossible to see completely.

[ShadowinEX]

- knows a shop that sells weapons... if you have a license -

[ethannintendonerd]

the character buzz is played by comedian pauly shore .

[wrsatm]

the snake thing actualy happened once in thai-land.....only it was a pithon nit a cobra and it didnt pop its head out as a warning.

[VampPhan]

no, the secret messages dont work. XD

[AngelofMusic1416]

THEY SPELLED ERIK WRONG! >=[

[chocobasse10]

Okay, is it "Phantom of the Mall" or "Phantom of them All" ? Sorry, just had to get it out :)

But you can easily confuse the two titles when you hear them.

[Derek105Huey]

if i am rich PHAN send you 150,000 fanc ?

I'm rich, but i dunno what PHAN means...

[Derek105Huey]

ive been looking for this movie cuz i wanted to make a review on it, but good review man.

[MsPinkWings]

You know what REALLY pisses me off about the censorship thing? There are plenty of videos still out there with the same stuff (including a couple of videos of Dario Argento's Phantom with the *uncensored* sex scenes between Christine & Erik) or worse! WTF?

Double standards!

[theatergirl88]

It sucks that these vids have to be censored. Like we wouldn`t know what boobs or gore is. Youtube must think we`re stupid.

[ArabellaWilmot]

@theatergirl88 its also dumb bc the whole movie has yet to be removed from youtube ;)

[Fishdogpigsquirrel]

By the way...you can buy fully loaded firearms at almost any store. Actually they aren't loaded for safety purposes but you can get the ammo with it. And when I say any store, I mean K-Mart, Walmart, Target, just about any mall, and even Toys R Us sells Air Rifles which do alot of damage and can kill you as a close distance.

[MsPinkWings]

God bless America...

[Fishdogpigsquirrel]

Rofl

[Hasselhoffhater]

Since when did Target sell guns?

[Medusa0999]

No one else think the geeky guy with the fro looks like a young tim burton?

[MeGustanUvas]

that's pauly shore! omg, now i have to see this. i can't resist a bad pauly shore movie!

[SailorDirector]

Question, where were you able to stream the phantom of the mall?

[christinedaae101]

Hmm. Dario Argento Part Five has been deleted and Part Six has been flagged.

[ThePhantomReviewer]

Hi guys, its me, the Phantom Reviewer. YouTube have locked me out for a few weeks because I've broken their "rules" too many times, so I may have to relocate my entire collection (or at least all the new reviews) to user ID "thephantomreviewer" . So if my account vanishes, thats where I've gone! Please subscribe there (but dont unsubscribe here) if you dont want to miss out on season 3, airing in a few weeks!

[farida92]

..I love how she just tosses the eyeball aside as if it's nothing and goes right on eating XD

it's a shame that they took the original down! I mean, look at all the other videos on youtube D|

[gizmobizness1]

wow youtube is getting anal, yet they are perfectly alright with people using boobs for their vid image to bring in views....ooh well.

Keep doing what you do Phantom Reviewer! your awesome.

[renaleria]

Didn't they take down Part 2 of The Phantom of the Paradise, too..?

[christinedaae101]

I think it was because you could see boobs when the security guard was perving.

[christinedaae101]

Damn, hit the button too soon. So anyway, I don't really think it's a huge deal, they have boobs on other vids. Youtube are sticklers.

[beautifuldreamer80]

actually yes.until about '98 you could purchase crossbows,firearms,knives,swor­ds,tasers,and pepper sprays in "simon"malls across the u.s.

one of the stores offering these was "Remington's" they had nice zippos too lol

[Enabsflow1]

Pauly Shore's In it. Of course it's an aweful 80's film.

[DWandTWFAN]

i cant believe Youtube took this review down. Their was nothing wrong with it.

[SloeEyedDoe]

I don't remember anything objectionable about the original review. Youtube is so dumb.

[Deepdesert]

more phantom dubs puhleeeze!!!!

[CaptainIchabodRainy9]

Haha, I loved the begining! You should check out Phantom of the Megaplex! You can make a lot of fun of that one! Lol

[DoggyWorld96]

I told him to review that one to!!! lol

[PhantomInTraining]

Oh, is that the Disney one? THAT was a stupid movie!

[4thtroika]

You Tube is NEVER happy.

[ravensboy]

Gotta love Pauly Shore!

[RebelFounderOdogoo]

wait wtf was so gory about it?! and serieously youtube is starting to piss me off.

[Hasselhoffhater]

Um...would having Eyeballs in ice cream count as gore?

[RebelFounderOdogoo]

ok that is just nasty. ok that is a bit disturbing but have you seen the Robert Englund version. He sews flash onto himself of the skin of his victems .

[TFCalamity]

I actually owned that movie but I stupidly sold the movie at a gamestop.

[Hasselhoffhater]

Um ignore that last comment....I logged in the wrong account.

[FlowerGirl9016]

I agree...if you had to edit this version, how much are you gonna have to edit out of your Englund review, PhantomReviews? Because you're probably gonna have to, if they're making you censor this one.

[RebelFounderOdogoo]

I mean it is art and it isn't like it is saying or doing anything really offensive. I mean i have see more offensive things on south park

[Johnnyeggz]

since when was gore banned on youtube?

[TheWanderingchild]

Youtubes rules is ridiculous sometimes! (always...)