Pot Head Celebrity Dave Chappelle - Weed

[donttalkshizzle]

hahaha love it, my mate dave passed out and we stuck a hair brush up his ass n used hair gel as lube lmao

[NVaizard]

Do anyone still remembers that apology to drugs is illegal? Better yet. Does anyone really care? I doubt it. :P

[mcfarlanehunter]

Dave Chappell does the best impressions of a white man!!! I miss him so much

[RockJerkRap]

Warning Do Not Copy . You will be questioned and your house will be Raided, computers, memory card, Fucking ETC.

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[RockJerkRap]

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[CRAZYASFUK1]

I like Dave. But racial humor is pretty fucking simple stuff.

[bootylicification]

3/3

Pot is classified as a narcotic, stimulant and hallucinogen. Research has shown that, in chronic users, marijuana's adverse impact on learning and memory can last for days or weeks after the acute effects of the drug wear off. As a result, someone who smokes marijuana every day may be functioning at a suboptimal intellectual level all of the time.

And research how opium led to the downfall of Imperial China.

[DJPenetration]

@bootylicification may I get a link to an article or study that shows how daily marijuana use can have lasting effects on learning and memory days/weeks after use? Even if this is true (which I don't believe it is as all the studies I've read only show short term effects) how would a decrease in memory or learning cause someone to kill others? There's a difference between decreased memory or learning capacity and mental illness. please post facts instead of trying to convince people with fear

[bootylicification]

2/3

The Arizona shooter, Jared Loughner was a left-wing pothead. In order for a true mental illness to be diagnosed one must be clean for two years for brain chemistry to normalize enough for a proper diagnosis. The left is trying to blame it entirely on mental illness now that it has been established that he was a liberal. (see my About Me for link)

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At first the left not only blamed Palin & Beck for the shooting but campaigned to revoke Palin’s right to freedom of speech.

[bootylicification]

1/3

On 12 January 2011, the Mexican government unveiled a new database giving a total of 34,612 people killed over the past four years. This total included suspected drug gang members, members of the security forces as those considered innocent bystanders

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We're mourning the loss of six in Az shooting. Just imagine if that crap crossed the border.

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[pojo205]

I'm white, and that is so fucking true. I had a smoke sesh today, got suuper faded and I recorded some of the conversations. Sure enough, it was us talking about the last time we got high. Then we drove to Wendys, when again, we talked about what happened during the last drive to the same Wendys, while we were high

[NeonGenesisPlatinum]

@pojo205 And now you're on here talking about the sesh you had yesterday!

it's like when you face 2 mirrors towards each other and have a look!! Now that's scary shit!

[666CthulhuIsMyBitch]

One time, I got high, and then I watched a stand up skit by Dave Chappelle about high people telling other people about other times they got high.

[ipoop9ak]

when im high all i do is loughs none fucking stop and make jokes hahaha

[KellyKorean]

@ipoop9ak Wtf? You obviously never got high then.

[ipoop9ak]

@KellyKorean ofc im high there are time when i panic and get paranoid but most of time i lough to much when im high

[KellyKorean]

@ipoop9ak I highly doubt it, kid. Aiight, answer this question then I'll beleive you, when do you panic or get paranoid? And if you have uncontrollable laughter, then you're either faking to be extra high to be funny, or you're just lying. Because sure, people have giggles when they're high, but uncontrollable laughter? Nope. Those are like the stereotypes people say about weed.

[ipoop9ak]

@KellyKorean the only time i get paranoid is when im outside when i hear the police car siren and when people stare at me..and the time i panic is when i go home and my mum starts talking to me.. cuz she dont no i smoke

[ipoop9ak]

@KellyKorean do i care what you think you know and im not s kid you chink

[KellyKorean]

@ipoop9ak I was about to say I beleive you, but LOL, thanks for calling me a Chink. Eh, fair enough, no hating here. But yeah, I beleive you. Also I smoked some silver haze and pure Dutch yesterday and I had uncontrollable laughter, too. Doesn't usually happen to me, but I was high as a kite.

[ollie11223]

what about asians ?

[MyAccountNamesuck]

HAHAHA "frank fell asleep so we like stuck a carrot in his ass"

[1990stillborn]

theres somthing very wrong about this. if that was a white guy saying the same stuff about black people theyd be called a racist

[pwele]

@1990stillborn Shut the fuck up and smoke sum bitch

[monkeymirror]

I don't know how anyone can skim around on youtube and not click on Dave .Chappelle.

[royalbrainwave]

what limited the span of the clip? it sounded like much more good stuff was about to be discussed. dang people can't edit worth a shit.

[Wutwut1n1]

This one time i was really super high, and i felt these vibrations through my body and i was hurting and aching, and then right after i started feeling better my friend told me about this one time he was really super high, and he felt vibrations through his body and he was hurting and aching. i don't know if i was trippin balls hard or if it really happened

[TheSteerodri92]

@Wutwut1n1 VERY high doses do that

[Dwhales4]

stick a carrot up his ass

[rfl133]

when some whites smoke we talk about serious stuff. Like the damn nwo. Things like that. I'll turn this propaganda off now at 0:49 PEACE

[interfaithcreation]

@rfl133 Correction: the EDUCATED whites talk about the corrupt NWO

[biomansoil]

we use dildos and post them on youtube. ha ha yea Im white

[tomanyasses]

wow, he somebody every parent wants there child to grow up to be

[ilovebrandnewcarpets]

@tomanyasses A devoted father and husband who has more money than you and i put together times 100 and brings laughter to millions. Yeah, what a loser he is.

[tomanyasses]

@ilovebrandnewcarpets liar

[ilovebrandnewcarpets]

@tomanyasses Alright. That was a cogent thought. He is actually all of those things, but keep on hatin, man of many asses

[tomanyasses]

@ilovebrandnewcarpets liar, nobody hateing its all shit in your shit brain

[hitoallnoobs]

ive only smoke weed with white people aswell.... i have no black friends.

[pothead1004]

hi m8 great vid

[phsilo]

HAHAHA

[coastalhomewatch]

text "ganja" to 90210 and support legalization!

[xstiffler92x]

im white.. i'd smoke you up for a day.. lets do this shit man

[bigt0530]

WHAT!? Dave is not a racist!!!

[bakkerrich1979]

racist bastard. Its ok when black people do it...but if i white guy talks smack like that...then hes racist.

[fannysmack]

@bakkerrich1979 boring...old news...let it go.

[MsRagerr]

@bakkerrich1979 Don't blame him. Blame everyone else

[clayton1342]

hahahahaha smoke that weed people

[SuperBlueherb]

@clayton1342 weed for pice in the world!

[KOOLAID951]

i come up with the BEST ideas evr but when i sober up i either forget or its a dumb idea hhahaa

[CPiswin]

lol so true about the catalog thing, and why do people hate on weed so much? i mean i understand sometimes, a lot of people give pot a bad name by sitting around and not getting a job all their lives, but then there are those who understand it, USE it in moderation, and still remain productive individuals in society

[Suwai0303]

@CPiswin Yeah, there are more productive smokers than there are lazy ones.... but i guess the media covers mostly the lazy ones because it's funnier....?

[freeweezyfbaby420]

stay blaze

swed

United

Pot

Smokers

[nonphixional1]

Californians register to vote yes on prop 19 this November 2nd 2010 to legalize cannabis for us over 21. we can save billions. cut out the cartels,stop incarcerations, close prisons, and collect tax.if the youth turns out we will win we are the ones who count go vote November 2nd 2010.

[T3chyo]

"Frank fell asleep so we stuck like a carrot in his ass.."

[QCBEC]

sometime i take a puff of joint and puff it in my dogs face he get all smooth XD

[gengreko1]

As gay as this sounds, i love smoking pot with white people. (And im black).

0:40 "You got good weed conversations"

[foobletitties]

OMG SOOO TRUE!!!!!!!

[pittblackngold]

he's right haha

[187Jasper187]

I like taking xanax when i smoke weed. ;) It makes it better.

[BRAND0N090]

So true!!!

[slrich611]

frank fell alseep so we stuck a carrot in his ass. ahahahahhaha best way to end.

[blowinpurpleclouds]

0:07 lmao

[cocainesnooter]

dope heads are so dumb

[harrysunb]

@cocainesnooter motah fucka 4.0 GPA and i smoke too much weed. Im no scientist but in my experience weed doesnt make you any dumber or smarter. It does however make you less violent and hungry

[circaboy]

hell yeah well answered! weed is the shit i smoke about7 grams a day

[smartyparts]

@cocainesnooter u man go get a carret up ur ass

[POTATER1228]

@cocainesnooter You say drugs make you dumb, but look at ur user name. <_<

[amanda689]

@POTATER1228 i know right? what a douche hahaha

[POTATER1228]

@amanda689 HAHA damn hippocrates. Just like everyone else who crusades against things

[amanda689]

@POTATER1228 yup pretty much hahaha

[john2byld]

@cocainesnooter Oh yeah!! thats why the cocaine is much BETTER!!!

coz it makes you MORE DUMBER!!! 

[lelejoekane]

Im a white chick.....come smoke some "purp" with me!!!! lol

[13Chino31]

everyone knows how white chicks get when they smoking some weed. they genetals get all tingly and they start jumpin on every guys dick. sounds fun and all but ya sure. hahahahaha.

[yippikiyayo]

haha! spot on

[lowaces]

i'd smoke some weed with you but you'ld probably make me laugh so hard i'd explode

[EasyEbookMan]

weed can save the world...

Don't take my word for it...youtube "peacebud"

[DamienRUs666]

omfg that was joke

[rodriguezplayer]

exactley what white ppl do

[loewe06]

when im high i barely talk i just play videogames:p

[MrOldnhorny]

YES! lol video games

[Fabimatic]

same here :D

top 3 when ur stoned:

1) play videogames

2) have sex

3) watchin The Simpsons :D

[loewe06]

@Fabimatic try doin all 3 at the same time xD

[Fabimatic]

that wud be like heavan or something :P

but i cant 1 & 3 aint workin i only ogt 1 TV god dman!

[KronikalFreeFlows]

@Fabimatic

NAH MAN IT GOES....

1)SEX

2)ALKYS

3)KIKINIT WIT D BOYZ...!

[bahamut6667]

dude gotta watch a south park episode a bought butters like hot topic or something i couldn't stop laughing the whole time

[Aivopiirakka]

@Fabimatic

What about music? Or is it like an assumption?

[Fabimatic]

yeah i noticed when im high i like almost every kind of music which i wudnt like when i wud be not stoned

[bigblack1003]

@loewe06 amen brother

[ITPsandstar]

@loewe06 hahaha when i inhale dryed plant matter of the canibis sativa plant,i talk to myself and not know it , and eat evrything in my kitchen.then i go to sleep. :) I LOVE my girlfreind maryjane

[loewe06]

@ITPsandstar yeah munchies are great i always stuff my face with whatever i find eatable xD

[heterosapien69]

@loewe06 lol thats why i always try to go to other people's houses when im high. i have no discretion to asking them "hey dude, can i raid your pantry?"

[deedsolove]

@loewe06 man that must ve been amazing ....how come i didnt think of that.....

[iRuSHeRzZ]

@loewe06 hell yea

[WillTagForFood]

@loewe06 haha..thats exactly what im doing right now...

[MultiMidnightToker]

this is so true, whenever me and friends get high, we only talk about the other times we got high

[LazyRWT]

@MultiMidnightToker thats all anyone talks about

the part about people passing out is true for my group of friends as well damn immature white ppl

[CReadiusPro]

@MultiMidnightToker And then you stick carrots up your passed out mates arses?

[KKillaJ]

@MultiMidnightToker so true man haha

[thawhiteazn]

man, that ain't true. when I get high, I talk about... YO MAMMA!

[joshuaital]

yus a fagg

[thawhiteazn]

yus a douche

[AmericanDrugWar]

Search Youtube for HOW WEED WON THE WEST

watch?v=MzT1a1NKoKM

[PrAnKsTeRJJ]

hey, if white ppl talk about the last time they got high, what did they talk about the first time they got high?

[MecaDope]

Being high.

[HoneyDJon]

When white people get high the first time they're SILENT

[tateconlon]

How baked they are and the feeling they have :P

[MrMarlboroman69]

how fuckin awesome it is. thats what we talk about the 1st time XD

[mtvpimp41097]

about the next time that they will get high

[creative36]

That's why people don't ususally get high for the first time they smoke pot.

[Nativechica]

I was high as ever my first time. Beyond high.

[Spartansoldier217]

We lie about it saying that we smoke it all the time between stifled coughs and constant worry about cops finding us. All while the friends you're smoking with are laughing their asses off, and making fun of you. Aaah good times.

[tommybship]

awesome

[amandagiveitomee]

umm , i dont know who said it first.

but hes said like some of the exact same things

katt williams said. in like the same video,

so who saidd itt?

[CtDigital]

Dave did. Dave is more 2000-2005. Katt Is like 06 -09. Dave is the originator of alot of stuff.

[michco0001]

this is soooo true

[xXxDarkFruitxXx]

I was under the impression that it says in the Bible something along the lines of follow the laws of the land, so yeah it does lightweight say not to smoke depending on where you live.

[Roahn3]

oh shut the fuck up... im a christian, and this shit is stupid. just dont make anymore dumbass comments

[xXxDarkFruitxXx]

am I wrong? am I misquoting Romans 13:1?

I don't mean to say smoking's wrong or anything, just playing the devils advocate.

[SensualGenetic69]

rofl. Perfect ending spot...

[Teashu]

what about asians D:

[Teashu]

yes

[VexMutz]

Its not damaging at all unless you smoke it

[WilliamRhodesDk]

Check my weed songs mix, funny pics

[Freedom4Thought]

How is Dave Chappelle a pot head? Isn't he a muslim?

[elspiclatino]

who cares

[FVNK23]

Um.. freedom, I know A LOT of muslim potheads, they wear the whole muslim clothes and everything. It's always been popular in the middle east.

[Commodore1236]

P.S. : there is nothing called a " Muslim clothes" ?!

[ProfessorKush]

muslims were the first to discover it

[lebanese242]

Wow man, u never heard of moroccan and afghani hash?

afghani hash--> as in afghanistan (a muslim country)

and just so u knw, nowhere in the quran does it say muslims cant smoke pot, same as the bible.

[cyph91]

it probably says something like "don't change your state of mind by any means" - like ... no alchohol, no weed, no nothing.

[pyromanizak]

you're a fuckwit

[cyph91]

and you're a fuckdoll on the internet, who cares bitch

[Commodore1236]

it's not that populer, but I had some xD

well ... actually, in quraan, it says anything harmful is not ok to use.

but I think weed is on the far end of the list.

and if I smoked some - and i did - it's between god and me

it's less damaging and addicting than tobacco, says the World Health Organization, so if ppl stopped smoking tobacco, I'll stop hash too.

[dimidavdad]

hahaa fuck yeah

[arabianzeppelin]

well said brother, muslims should keep smoking and keep on sending the kush!!

[joppe1981]

I would say that the Bible encurage cannabis use

[arabianzeppelin]

Im a pothead and im muslim.

[bookworm10122002]

omg this is soo accurate! lol i would know ;)

[boredkid444]

lol frank stuck a carrot in his ass

[thizzizcheyenne16]

hahaha... fuckin insane.

[totalba69]

i need some chronic nigga

[Jake1Rhine]

check out my videos there fucking cool "jake1rhine" coolest guy ever

[mryjn420090]

RACIST

[regeneratefaith]

Yea i have to admit thats true, fucking halirious Dave Chapelle.

[skullogram666]

hahahahahahahahaha XD

[heat45jc]

pot heads! put your chocolate in the microwave for 45 seconds . its spoonfuls of bliss.

[urossesum]

dave here might know michael phelps.

[TooDrunkToFxck69]

lol he is so right about us talking about getting high when we are high. LMAO

[ariellezors]

this is true! lol.

[ooocoraxxx]

dude thats true lmao,

white people usually just talk\ about other

time they got high && ++ a whole bunchhof other funny shit lol

[putapiranha]

hmm dave feel asleep so i stuck a carrot in his ass, its not just that but its the way he says it... so fucking funny! amen to weed and amen to dave chapell

[3II4life]

ive stopped smokin weed...with black ppl damn let me finish!!rofl hell yeah smoke weed everyday!!!

[hondacr60r]

lmao carrot in da ass ya thats gay! chappelle is fucking hillarious! the crack skits are by far the funniest

[UKPatsy]

dave fell asleep so he stuck a carrot in his ass

[cmacbrown]

daves the best ... its cool that he gets high...that would be my #1 person to get high with.

[SheryeAJ]

nate dogg

[11sisi]

haha mione too =)

[PsychoDelicCinema]

Amen 2 that

[PyroMike420]

man i recall a time when i got high...but i forget..LOL

[indahouse420]

ha ha ha this guy is fucken hilarious

[tenaciousdmurderz]

cheezburger!!!!

[MyndTrix420]

It's true

[mateor09]

killin em softly comedy

[sickgirl7]

Poor frank =(

[oliviathedragon]

so fuckin true about the white people. :D

[ComedyMan005]

lmfao i know eh

[theretardoone]

Dave is right once again.

[landonhoude]

dude haha, so fuckin tru...i do it. serious. ha

[marker853]

white people are lame

[Cryptopsy666]

You sir are a moron. I don't care who's the target, racism is bogus and morons like you aren't doing anything to help the progress of our "formerly" segregated country.

Kill yourself please. KTHX!