There was a lady who was walking in the forest with her dog and was killed. If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK
6 t0m0rr0w will be y0ur best day ever SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 9:10 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH Send To 3 vids
must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
This video is awesome! Check out Randall Cooksey's Zombie-O-Rama from CNN on YouTube. FDA WARNING: VERY TERRIFYING!! Legend has it he used dead people and unspeakable swamp mojo!!
Hey, Jeff doesn't cuss NEARLY as much as most comedians. That's one reason I like him, he doesn't drop the f-bomb 15 times in one sentence, every sentence.
I would definitely love one with Achmed, but Walter's still my second-favourite. And this is the best out of all of the Valentine's Day cards, because that totally came out of nowhere more than the others.
OMG..That was so funny..I gotta send it to my husband...These are great..Now will need some for St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Mothers Day, Fathers Day, Fourth of July, Labor Day, Halloween, Christmas and of course New Years..I think I mentioned all them..Now get to work on it..lol.
I sent those to all my ex-girlfriends. They were assholes nitpicking on relationships.
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Omg sooooooooooo funny lol!!!!
TheGreatMetallica 1 year ago
hahaha I LOVE IT
rthotspotz 1 year ago
Its ma favourite ^^ Perfect
TheRealMiyuTwilight 1 year ago
hahahahahaha!!!!!
mamacla84 1 year ago
i need one that says happy thanksgivings,your a bitch
jackspicer666chack 1 year ago
lol happy valentines day but ur still an asshole
155chipmunkz 1 year ago
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i'll send this around XD :D
jarijy1 2 years ago
Happy valentines day!
But your still an asshole.
XD
Twilightfreak47 2 years ago 7
@Twilightfreak47 Dude we watched the video we don't need to hear it from you.
enchant12345678910 1 year ago
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@Twilightfreak47 Dude we watched the video we don't need to hear it from you.
enchant12345678910 1 year ago
lmao! "happy valentines day!" "but ur still an asshole" rly unexpected but funny lol
OohappybunnyoO1 2 years ago 5
hahaha i didnt expect that hahahaha
Devzero5900 2 years ago
funny
clonecody2 2 years ago 8
but your still an asshole. funny. good one jeff
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¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º look at ur backgroud
luzimis100 2 years ago
dude!!!!!
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There was a lady who was walking in the forest with her dog and was killed. If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK
Render545 2 years ago
There was a lady creating spam on youtube, she will hopefully be murdered by her dog
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i hate you.
magfe888 2 years ago
HATE WHO?!?!
grimmreaperful13 2 years ago 3
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horrible video
skullsoul428 2 years ago
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1 c0ver y0ur m0uth with y0ur hand
2 make a wish int0 it
3 cl0se y0ur hand {make it int0 a fist}
4 h0ld y0ur fist t0 y0ur heart f0r 5 sec.
5 send dis t0 3 m0re vide0s
6 t0m0rr0w will be y0ur best day ever SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 9:10 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH Send To 3 vids
DATEXCLUSIVEGIRL 2 years ago
Thats perfect for my mom :D
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1. put your hand over your mouth
2.make a wish into your hand
3.pull your hand away and put it over your heart for 5 seconds
4.put this comment on 3 more videos
5.if you do tomorrow will be the best day of your life!
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Cover your mouth with your hand
2. Make a wish
3.Close your hand (fist)
4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds
5. Send this to 3 more videos
6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever
it actually worked
Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash
Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out
sxzf4 2 years ago
asshole
lokilolz 2 years ago
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Copy/Paste this on 10 other videos, it's freaky!!
1. Think of your favorite color!
2. Go to user channel BlueLikeTj
3. Go back to your own channel and look at your background!!!
JustReadTheLyrics 2 years ago
dude, seirously, STOP THE FREAKEN CHAIN LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!
mattsnider1 2 years ago 25
man i sould send that to my eneimes
DanieLoo15ooSoniC 2 years ago
but yur still an asshole
Pensfan8726 2 years ago
happy valentine's day " but you still an asshole"
unholyblackheart 2 years ago
LOL
koalastephanie 2 years ago
lol
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this goes out to mATT LYON U SUCK U PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE. U GOT MY SISTER PREGNANT(I KILL YOU)
narutomaniac5000 3 years ago
Not his fault your sister is a whore
aaroncolhouer 2 years ago
Both are to blame. Thats why you're supposed to use protection.
AyameKain 2 years ago
lol
UltimaMovieMan 3 years ago
ROFL sendin that 2 ur gf!
shahar385 3 years ago
Personal favorite. Sums up what I think of Valentines day.
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must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
Wacko982 3 years ago
te he he ha ha ha
83lab83 3 years ago
rofl..
timleelinn 3 years ago
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maybe i should send this one to the republicans ...MM rubbing my hands together lmao
TOXICFLOWZSHOW 3 years ago
Humm so are you one of them people that believe in peace? That you hate war?
Innerflame65 3 years ago
lol i hate war
nymshade 3 years ago
LOL
CUBFAN152 3 years ago
lmao (Laughed My Ass Off) ;-)
Flo1249 3 years ago
heh heh made me laugh :D
M3anDAD 3 years ago
Hehe. I giggled at this one too. XD
He's a funny guy - - so is Jeff. :o
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This video is awesome! Check out Randall Cooksey's Zombie-O-Rama from CNN on YouTube. FDA WARNING: VERY TERRIFYING!! Legend has it he used dead people and unspeakable swamp mojo!!
randallcooksey 3 years ago
bot to watch m8 lovin doing this every occasion lol
25 feb DJ Chris Murphys B-day lol
murphybf 3 years ago
haha man, i sent this to my ex LOL
oldestofseven 3 years ago
Saw his show in albany, ny, his act you could take pretty much anyone and not be embarrassed by the language...I'd send my parents tickets anytime.
luvstrats 3 years ago
HA! funny
claybomb2 3 years ago
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randallcooksey 3 years ago
It went to the ex!!!!
gingerlou55 3 years ago 3
HA! This is my favorite. Sending to my ex! lol
Miaow823 3 years ago 3
lmao!!!
MotherofFred 3 years ago
Jeff is my fav comedian, but it is kind of sad when you have to cuss all the time to be funny...................
Alli172 3 years ago
so true, you should also check out brian regan. hes clean too
beseeingyou6 3 years ago
Hey, Jeff doesn't cuss NEARLY as much as most comedians. That's one reason I like him, he doesn't drop the f-bomb 15 times in one sentence, every sentence.
Acefighter17 3 years ago 2
Like Dane Cook..
Stubster95 3 years ago
At least he's not mentioning the "F" word every 5 seconds. That's the only one that get's on my nerves. A**hole, and stuff like that...big deal.
Jeffsgrl4589 3 years ago 2
This one is my fave... told hubby it was his special valentine!! LOL
HPFangirl71 3 years ago
Awesome work Jeff!
Anything with Achmed though? Like:
Will you be my valentine?
Say yes! I keel you! (With eyebrow raising)
:D
I'd love to send one of those out!
scribe888 3 years ago 2
LOL I should send this to my 3 ex husbands LMAO! Good one Jeff!
BELTED007 3 years ago
HOLY CRAP
nemodawg1239 3 years ago
hahahah yeah i think you should lol
tonybek1 3 years ago
ahahaha
katelynnogler 3 years ago
Jeff has some of the funniest stuff on the internet he is definetly my favourite comedian.
Toodles61 3 years ago 3
hehe I saw you live an hour ago ;)
ericthedead44 3 years ago
awesome im gonna send that to my ex lmao thats funny and some of my friends for valentines
angelRdevil69 3 years ago
OoO that was interesting hahaha.. but yeah i enjoyed this video.. fun, entertaining, what more could i ask for. hehe :]
chick5581 3 years ago
woah! I sooo didnt see that one coming, totally caught me by surprise. the ending was crazy, but great. loved every minute of it.
Chick6517 3 years ago
Jeff RAWKS!
AngelEyes93534 3 years ago
that is great!
lildigipoke 3 years ago
LMAO...I'll never find a card at the store that expresses the sentiment of the day more than that...LOL
Chuckles73 3 years ago
I would definitely love one with Achmed, but Walter's still my second-favourite. And this is the best out of all of the Valentine's Day cards, because that totally came out of nowhere more than the others.
Alexjr1543 3 years ago
OMG..That was so funny..I gotta send it to my husband...These are great..Now will need some for St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Mothers Day, Fathers Day, Fourth of July, Labor Day, Halloween, Christmas and of course New Years..I think I mentioned all them..Now get to work on it..lol.
dbroncos730 3 years ago
lol. I love these. xD I wish there was some with Achmed.
AngelOfMusic12457 3 years ago
He is a genius
kmarshallblackburn 3 years ago
Haha!!! I love this one!!! Can I get it in print?!?! :D
grimmistress666 3 years ago
Haha I was there when he filmed this in Saskatoon.
Jeff Dunham rocks!!
tradan01 3 years ago
BRILLIANT!!!
xMelzieMunchx 3 years ago
lol
ncheung888 3 years ago
I feel sory for the one who get this one.
AgentH53 3 years ago 2
i got it ok ;(
jllbuilderboy 3 years ago
lol nice that funny thanks for it ^^
CfEXenoN 3 years ago
I want to see one with Jeff and Peanut. I love Walter but Peanut is funnier.
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Walter im YOUR asshole, but im one of Achmed's 72 assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whieoehfeo 3 years ago
Oh my god, I wonder if I should send this to my ex! 'Cause it's true!! :P
19jacinta88 3 years ago
OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
xXxXsnipaXxXx 3 years ago
I should send this to one of my friends
MonkeyOctober 3 years ago 2
Lol
AgeCousins 3 years ago
lol
kristalz999 3 years ago
LMFAO
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