DANCE GABE NEWELL

[Deathreaper788]

Song?

PS XD

[Solvandus]

Daaance!

[DoubleSwords117]

HI GABE! IM GABE!

[LighterBen]

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR I drive a Chevrolet movie theater. INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR I drive a Chevrolet movie theater. INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR I drive a Chevrolet movie theater. INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR I drive a Chevrolet movie theater. INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR I drive a Chevrolet movie theater. INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

[MinecraftVet]

What's with the flicker?

[MsPillzhere]

lol LMFAO xD

[xEternalxWolfx]

why do people rip on gabe? VALVE have made my faviroute games, portal 1 & 2, Left for dead 1 and 2, half life, and a shit load more. moral is, could you do that? no, so fuck off.

[Ric5514]

@xEternalxWolfx because fuck you that's why

[xEternalxWolfx]

@Ric5514 because fuck me? BECAUSE FUCK ME? Go troll somewhere else and come up with a reply that isnt bullshit before i twist your little cock so hard you SQUEAL.

[BarackOshama]

@xEternalxWolfx ...It's a joke you fucking little spaz. I took a look at your channel too, and all I have to say is drown yourself, COD is a shit game and arrow to the knee jokes are lame as shit.

[Gabezen101]

@xEternalxWolfx You took that extremely offensively, I doubt he meant it in the way you had envisioned it. Please clam the duck down.

[EvillClaws]

Fake! Gabe is to fat to dance!

[G36Kx]

WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE YEAH

[supabarrol123]

YO GABE :D

[XsNiPeRPi3z]

Beautiful.

[AffenKloPutzer]

What?! This is the account of the real Gabe Newell?!

[A1pHACHARg3]

you can make fun of gabe, but at the end of the day, he is the REAL troll. how long has he been trolling us about a new half life? and look at him in front of mcdonalds, scaring off his brethren. the troll king. i salute you.

[legorifat258]

Fat Troller dancing in front of Mcdonalds for no reason at all.

[TheSmokeRyder]

This is my new Povermove.

[TheSmokeRyder]

@TheSmokeRyder

Powermove*



[AJshow907]

Song????

[JWfilmstv]

@AJshow907 raver girl

[MEGAKIWIFUL]

WTF did i just watch?!?

[wizard101iamlvl40]

ಠ_ಠFFFFFFFUUUUUUUಠ_ಠ

[Bizcaps]

FAKE if he could dance like that he wouldn't have all that weight.

[IuberPyros]

fat....fat fatty fat fat!

[ShyScissors]

He looks eerily like Kim IL Jong in that outfit.

[paddmaddproductions]

Fake, Gabe can't move that fast.

[noal63]

Oh..... This part of youtube.......

[TheVbm]

name of the song is Raver Girl by Aisarene

[LordvGum]

@TheVbm

Thanks man :D

[ArmEawesome]

*shoots self in mouth*

[Gmister2]

whats this song

[cloverluck16]

I....suddenly want mcdonalds O_o

[SuperWing0]

WHERE THE FUCK IS EPISODE 3 PEOPLE ARE DIEING BECAUSE YOU WONT RELEASE IT DAMN IT

[QuadCoreInside]

troll-dance

[1991ultimatekyuubi]

The only reason he's dancing is behind him.

[KingofKoopas1]

I liked the part where he delayed episode 3

[mighty102]

WANNA HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY..... HOW DOES GABE KNEWELL CARPOOL WITHOUT A FULL CAR HE DOSENT IS FAT FILL UP ALL THE OTHER SEATS...LUL

[ChibiOtakuOfficial]

NAME OF THE SONG???? I WANT I WANT I WANT! WHO IS THE ARTIST?!?!

[Wowleipo]

I did the calculations. This video contains 28415 views, every view makes epidose 3 delay another 15 minutes. 15 x 28415 = 426225 minutes. That's 296 days. Remember, a view will delay episode 3 for 15 minutes while a view + a comment might delay it for about 25 minutes, depending on the comment... You know what fuck it...

[PlaceboZypresse]

MCDONALDS IN THE BACKGROUND WTF??

[Adso90]

Dance faster! I hope EP3 will fall out from your skirt! :D

[Inkspeckle]

Fake and gabe, he would never move that much

[BoBsPfhorever77]

Fake and Gay-ben.

[Mad1Cow]

...and now I have to kill myself...because there's no point in living if the most beautiful thing has already been made T_T

[MrOpenGamer]

Everytime someone watches this video, episode 3 gets delayed by another month.

[Pyromania37]

worth the weight.

[theisoganders]

whats song?

[SuperOrnis]

Track name?

[likitty20]

i don't get it

[Impulse9090]

Good! Now do the Cha-Cha Slide.

[Travianero94]

MAKE IT LOOP, GOOD SIR

[PS3Fan487]

MAI GAHD, IZ MCDONALDS, GET DA CHINESE NUUKZ

[ravepwner8]

@thenukeknowsall you just aren't holding F11 enough.

[Gabezen101]

You guys watching this video, I love you all, Ill try to make worthwile videos if any of you still watch me!

[misaelfaust86]

"Oh! Oh excuse me if I'm interrupting dance time. I'll just step out until you're finished"

[vol4ok]

After half life 2 release 

[ResistanceofLove]

Ah nope its just me GABEN

[trabuco9]

I see Gabe is religious, going to church and all.

[mk741]

Meanwhile at McDonalds.

[asnaes]

McDonald's? XD!

[Deadlytorch]

HI GABE!

[Gabezen101]

@Deadlytorch wasup

[MrMaxen92]

I feel molested...

[theisoganders]

@MrMaxen92 lol

[thenukeknowsall]

WHERE ARE THE EARTHQUAKES?

[FonnyPonny21]

This is what happens when gabe eats Cheeseburger at McDonald

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

usually when you want someone to get something done you say "get off your fat ass". in this case, you say "Get on your fat ass, and finish episode 3"

[k1n6k1n6]

Steam community: Do the truffle shuffle!

Gabe:But i dont wanna!

Steam community:Do it!

[Gabezen101]

I loves u all, 10k views makes me happysauce

[prestb]

@Gabezen101 Oh, I thought you were just happy to see us again.

[trabuco9]

Non gabes official dancing music is the human touch by heads we dance, also gabe is fat

[rushnerd]

god how many people downloaded this

[Gabezen101]

@rushnerd :O Rushnerd

[rushnerd]

@Gabezen101

no one made it a reply to the original :(

[masterchief2933]

@Gabezen101 RELEASE EPISODE 3 NAAAAAAAO

[hank2417]

@rushnerd 26

[H3LPLESSALPACA]

I DEMAND THE SAUCE ON THIS MUSIC, THAT IS SO I MAY PLAY IT OVER MY MICROPHONE FOR ALL THE WEE LITTLE BABIES TO HEAR.

[Gabezen101]

@H3LPLESSALPACA Raver Girl, Its on Newgrounds

[hatr3dc0pt3r]

Gabe is a gaming legend.

[nachoguy5]

Too epic

[meanwhilemannews]

what not to like...

[eth92]

Meanwhile at McDonalds for some reason...

[bf2lover42]

Duke Nukem will be released before Ep3

[Pendumish]

@bf2lover42 Likewise.

[NinjaDuck1337]

EXERCISE....

[TheMysticMage]

WHAT IS THIS SONG XD

[LaughingMan0X]

Episode 3 Release Date Now Pushed Back to 2050

[NinjaDuck1337]

@LaughingMan0X Episode 3 has been announced....to never release -_-

[andyfireman1]

GabeTroll.

[Zyifer]

oh there goes any games that valve shall be releasing...Hope your happy McDonalds...

[raptorinator]

COPYRIGHT THIS VIDEO MUST BE REMOVED.

[Gabezen101]

@raptorinator I am WMG

[raptorinator]

@Gabezen101 I'm talking about the McDonalds. And I was joking. Plus, WMG is the gayest company ever and must be destroyed.

[Gabezen101]

@raptorinator I knew that?

[MrNicktheparakeet]

@Gabezen101 thats terribly sexy.

[MarioLink106]

@raptorinator fuck you

[superflea121]

lol is that the Lancaster California McDonalds?

[Gabezen101]

@superflea121 Mayyybe ^-^?

[Metaloverlord3298]

I haerd "sniper is spy" 0:03

[Gabezen101]

@Metaloverlord3298 I heard it too :D

[Flam3swe]

Episode 3 will never see the light of the day.

[Chiakakiri]

Found the song.

Raver Girl by Aisarene @ Newgrounds.

[Gabezen101]

@Chiakakiri Thanks for finding that for everybody, I'll put that in the info box, make sure nobody ask's for it again. I just forgot what it was called and such.

[Chiakakiri]

@Gabezen101 Happy to help bro.

[nachoguy5]

Welcome to Dance Fortress 2, after 15 dances in development, we hope it's been worth the wait

[DaHagly6795]

Songs Name?

[MrScienceTypeGuy]

Gabe holding a news conference about the delay of Ep3 in front of Valve HQ

[LtVictor1]

So this is the reason for no episode 3

[sold1ier]

he really needs to do that more often

[KoHSaito]

Welcome, welcome to Dance City 17.

[Gabezen101]

@KoHSaito Almost put him on the train to Dance Prospekt!

[Deathknight140]

Wafflez Lol I Gotta Go With No Promotion Cause its funny but idk Good luck

[reload95]

this is what gabe does after we "delays" after an important reason :D

[HESHRocketWarhead]

Actually, I gotta scrap that Comment. It's not at VALVe HQ. It's outside a McDonalds Restaurant. Unless of course, VALVe HQ looks like a McDonalds Restaurant.

[HESHRocketWarhead]

Meanwhile, at VALVe...

[tirckyspeed]

@HESHRocketWarhead

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING XD

[HESHRocketWarhead]

@tirckyspeed What, did you think that VALVe HQ was a big high-tech building? It's a McDonalds Restaurant so Gabe's always close to the Kitchen, and therefore, the Fridge!

[tirckyspeed]

@HESHRocketWarhead

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EPIC XDDDDD SO MUCH WIN

[Gobeldeg00p]

This is what Gabe did after delaying Episode 3

[Gabezen101]

@Gobeldeg00p You mean after deleting all of Episode 3's game files, and telling them to restart? >.>

[Gobeldeg00p]

@Gabezen101 Yep.

[lyrken]

Troll face :O

[Cmash54]

What's the name of the song :o?

[Gabezen101]

@Cmash54 Can't remember but it is on audio portal on Newgrounds.

[peanuthead123hi]

WTH