And here, we see one of the few remaining living specimens of Homo neanderthalensis. They have evolved into separate castes. One of their forms in communication is headbobbing. The dark caveman signals his dominance by doing a long, consistent whip with his hair. The subordinate male, the fire-maker, casts away his primitive fire-making tool to go to the water, in search of fish. He then roars to state that the water is good for fishing. The dominant male grunts in acknowledgement.
Notice the male of the species has a very small but pungent erection. This indicates he must rock and roll his fkn head til the sabor tooths come home.
Ummm... What? Were they trying to light the fire on a shirt? And make it flame by fanning it with their hair? Why were they using an oar? Where's the boat? Why do they even need to make a fire? If they have a boat, paddle somewhere to bring back fire!
What a bunch of neanderthals... it begs the question, does headbanging cause brain damage, or is it for the already brain damaged? or is it a neverending cycle?
its a scienctific fact that more inteligent people listen to metal and get into the metal scene, and headbanging causes metalheads to be lowered to the intalect of lesser beings such as yourself.
go listen to your pop or black people music about boyfriends and gang shootings.
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uhh... so according to you, metalheads start off intelligent but voluntarily make themselves into retards by headbanging? sounds retarded. I'd rather go with the more likely option that they were imbeciles to begin with.
as for pop and rap, I'd rather not listen to garbage music, and that includes metal.
GWAAHOOORGH.
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0:29 Just turn the camera towards the scenery......... nothing to see here...
prillac 3 months ago
The funny thing is the fire never caught. But they're too metal to give a shit. :)
dex1lsp 3 months ago
That fire is so gnarly right now...
88Rangerindanger 4 months ago
So this is their natural habitat?
BlueDragonFuze 4 months ago
loosers
italianidiot47 4 months ago
hahahahahhah
brobia12 4 months ago
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
PsycoSka 4 months ago
head bangers suck
LittleZappey 5 months ago
i laughed the whole video!! i couldnt stop laughing
Hugs898 5 months ago
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Who else here is thankful that youtube doesn't have Smell-O-Vision?
Oldshirt 5 months ago
Metallica
tubelogicat 6 months ago
"Horatio, what do you think of this?"
Horatio: "Well...
*puts on the sunglasses on*
...i think this is too much...."
sventenful 6 months ago
AAAAAAAW MY BRAIN! LMFAO!
StealthTroops 6 months ago
Oh yeah, vikings. Hell yeah. That's how we do it up north of Europe, mhm.
TheKillersluts 6 months ago
I don't understand the "WTF" title.. My friends and I do this every evening.
Joh7X 7 months ago
I couldn't stop laughing.
Ipang69 7 months ago
MOST RANDOM EVER
CruelDrFrankenstein 7 months ago
ROOARR...they got pissed 'cuz they couldn't make fire.
xXgoodbyekittyx 7 months ago
...I wanna make a joke 'bout that one guy's speedos but this...this just isn't going to work out.
ARMIV4 7 months ago
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how the guys from Korn spend their weekend afternoons.
JCrimson98 8 months ago
@JCrimson98 I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought of Korn while watching this.
Joh7X 7 months ago
is that the new way to get high? lol
sushifs 8 months ago
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CanfieldSuccess 8 months ago
And here, we see one of the few remaining living specimens of Homo neanderthalensis. They have evolved into separate castes. One of their forms in communication is headbobbing. The dark caveman signals his dominance by doing a long, consistent whip with his hair. The subordinate male, the fire-maker, casts away his primitive fire-making tool to go to the water, in search of fish. He then roars to state that the water is good for fishing. The dominant male grunts in acknowledgement.
jedihunter176 8 months ago 35
JAJA PINCHES VATOS DROGADOS
EDDYCLOWN 8 months ago
WILSON!! WIILLSSSOOOONN!!!
Nekroguitar 8 months ago
thats their mating signal.
itzgangzta 8 months ago
Sic!
ImPsychosocial5 8 months ago
trees are so brutal
NeoJZ133 9 months ago
I saw this on TOSH.O
chabochi1 9 months ago
Best.......... Thing............Ever....
tinyosborne 9 months ago 3
Best.......... Thing............Ever....
tinyosborne 9 months ago
Demonic possession's a hell of a thing.
Cubes001 9 months ago
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dudafty 9 months ago
haha... drugz ^_^
Theserjtankianfan 9 months ago
VIKING NORS MEN
puk182 9 months ago
This is so awesome in 1911.
vitalgator 10 months ago
i dont wanna go hiking now
aleg12 10 months ago
Someone PLEASE make a gif of this.
jedihunter176 10 months ago 2
It looks like they are in Alaska....Which would explain why the guy Rah'd when he hit the water it is really cold.
MsKeywii 11 months ago
You expect to hear Bill Oddie doing the narration.
ELuhn 11 months ago
It's the metal version of Brokeback Mountain.
"RAAAAAH!"= I wish I could quit you!
Ichiboy900 11 months ago 2
this is sarah palin's alaska!
shaggy4847 11 months ago 3
another good reason to play metal songs
Harimakum 11 months ago
Survior: Metal Paradise
xXsabuXx 11 months ago 2
ahahaha
nikkolei 11 months ago
Drugs are bad m'kay !
MisterCroa 11 months ago
i love nature....
rusurazvan 1 year ago
JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST I AM SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!
odensmeadhorn 1 year ago
JESUS TAP DANCING CHIST I AM SO CONFUSED!!!!!
odensmeadhorn 1 year ago
wait wtf THAT KID GOES TO MY SCHOOL
spilledinsanity 1 year ago
@spilledinsanity that kid goes to EVERY school. lol
irockdudeoo7 11 months ago
Bear Grylls ain't got shit on these two!
ALonelyRoad 1 year ago 2
Yeah, speedos... how metal are they? not.
SpamBanjo 1 year ago
Surprisingly, they're the only survivors of Camp Crystal Lake.
HemorrhageStudios 1 year ago
im pretty sure thats weed their burning
ice1515151 1 year ago 3
@ice1515151 Hahahahah xd
Toeko01 1 year ago
@Toeko01 haha
ice1515151 1 year ago
wtf
qwertyxf 1 year ago
METAL MILITIA!!! !,,!/ (>.<) \!,,!
NissanDriver15 1 year ago
drugs are bad kids
RIolumds 1 year ago
Mating call?
XxMariahPANICxX 1 year ago
I think they are communicating via headbanging xDD
DefectiveFal 1 year ago 3
lol i put on some epic head banging music for this
adeafblindman 1 year ago
seriously was that brandon fraiser?
drchen054 1 year ago
Hahaha
Mooofypoo 1 year ago
making fire is metal
MaverickXIII 1 year ago
its nergal as a caveman from behemoth
dynamiteproduction12 1 year ago
I whip my hair back and forth!
NDFFilms 1 year ago 42
@NDFFilms fucking hilarious comment!
JackOnlyByTheNight 1 year ago
Cannibal Corpse turned into Cannabis Corpse
VacLateralus 1 year ago
@VacLateralus
cannabis corpse is awsome
thewhitezombie666 1 year ago
wtf.... is this??
cc32wm 1 year ago
nature is hardcore bro
knockdoun 1 year ago 4
This is why I don't believe in evolution - the human race can't possibly have descended from THIS
spassermus 1 year ago 2
@spassermus
but they are so much like angry chimpanzees it seems obvious we came from the same family... :)
hirodragcat 1 year ago 2
Notice the male of the species has a very small but pungent erection. This indicates he must rock and roll his fkn head til the sabor tooths come home.
bd1965 1 year ago
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bd1965 1 year ago
Im Commander Shepard and this is my favorite video on the citadel...
Brandino42754 1 year ago
WHERE'S THE FUCKING MUSIC!?
\m/
EmperorKagato 1 year ago
@EmperorKagato
in my head!
hirodragcat 1 year ago
Lol, they are rather pumped up though XD
Auvrith 1 year ago
Lol, you can hear the music in the backround, lol, it would make it less weird if you could hear it.
I don't think this counts as a wtf video, though it is weird.
Auvrith 1 year ago
@Auvrith wtf are you talking about? i hear birds and water?
ZootSuitProductions 1 year ago
Headbangers in their natural habitat
MochaHero 1 year ago 3
..INTENSE
cuzMTVsaidso 1 year ago
thats me in the future
isapippi 1 year ago
@isapippi That's me right now.
PohatuJr 1 year ago
hehe epic
isapippi 1 year ago
metal...
Cleanner2501 1 year ago
they were burning a big pile of pot.....obviously
macabrechaos 1 year ago 4
SEXY
colorblindvids 1 year ago
dont do drogs
jasmina560 1 year ago
haha needs some cannable corpse in the background...haha actually i like it better without, it makes it more random...
steaminghotnoodles 1 year ago
WRAGH SUBMIT YOUR SOUL TO THE ONE EYED DEMON!
jeremiah1499 1 year ago
man. this video and the comments just made my day
Jonivalles 1 year ago
wow.what the hell these guys are like super retarded. "RAWR" "RAWR" ya buddy. gr gr. -_-
blondee3chick 1 year ago
i think they use head and shoulders
B0SProductions 1 year ago
I think I saw this once in an Amon Amarth video.
corruptingyouth 1 year ago
\m/
Wyldchild666 1 year ago
jajajajajaja que fue eso?!
XD
doomofsoul 1 year ago
Worst metal video ever!
CanadiaNecro1 1 year ago
im so confused...
grayinu 1 year ago
where's the crabcore!??!?
FFXobsessed 1 year ago
beacuse he wanted a swim
LuckyCharmed1342o 1 year ago
Why is the one on the left wearing a speedo?
ALonelyRoad 1 year ago
@ALonelyRoad Because he wanted to go swimming ??
032Qrayber 1 year ago
i fng hate people like that. Fng retarded clowns.RHAAAAAAA
misasiasi 1 year ago
that was some fucking old school brutality
hoptop77 1 year ago
the guy is having a seizure and the other guy is sending smoke signals for help
raptordave 1 year ago 21
this should be like the anti head banging warnign video. bang youre head long enough you'll be as stupid as these guys
Meotoko 1 year ago
WTF? D=
rotten0flesh 1 year ago
hahahaha
Dan19842505 1 year ago
"I FEEL REJUVENATED:"
"THIS FIRE WILL BE PERFECT FOR OUR SING CIRCLE."
Hepathos 1 year ago
Are they communicating...?
chubbykatze82 1 year ago
*banging*
okay let's look at this... damn you sucker!
RAAAH.
xD
Alunippel 1 year ago
Translating:
Blue pervet: JUAAARRRH...RRRAAEEEHH!
Fuuuuck...so cooooled!
caveman: EEAAARRHH
hahahaha :D
theninja0508 1 year ago
mum is that santa?
apanikke 1 year ago
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theninja0508 1 year ago
wheres the fisherman just going like O_o
pyramidheadkitten9 1 year ago
i luv watch high dudes making some funny shit XD
TheMortari 1 year ago
This is Norway's politics summed up in a very informative vid
Celedan 1 year ago
those smoke signals were probally saying something like: ROOAAAAAARRRRR!
vinkie35 1 year ago 5
that could be the most badass thing i've ever seen in my LIFE!
Tsukinokato 1 year ago 11
@Tsukinokato Agreed!
SLeePYG727860 1 year ago
blue swim pants are so out
zohurap 1 year ago
Translating....
Diveman: RAAAAAAH *this water is coooooold*
Beerman: ROAAAAH *This beer is GUUUUD*
Nintendogeeks 1 year ago 20
this is so much win :')
MrBenlege 1 year ago 6
lmao devil horns! so fucken embarrassing
faustless4 1 year ago
all they needed was some audible death metal
itskayIa 1 year ago
Ummm... What? Were they trying to light the fire on a shirt? And make it flame by fanning it with their hair? Why were they using an oar? Where's the boat? Why do they even need to make a fire? If they have a boat, paddle somewhere to bring back fire!
talkingcatsalot 1 year ago
Using Metal to make fire never looked so funny xD!
BvOBart 1 year ago
XDDD buenisimo! thrash till deathhhh
AguanteYupanqui 1 year ago
nothing can beat how awesome this is
burntheaccused 1 year ago 5
Couples Retreat, haha
Jelly614 1 year ago 4
im pretty sure thats me (its not me) i am a headbanger to
dazzitude 1 year ago
Oh dear... doing the running man in speedos would be so..... disturbing QQ
But my goodness.. this is a great video hahah
DashuSama 1 year ago
RAWR
joeandhishobo 1 year ago
the best vid ive ever saw!
Cu1t06 1 year ago
wtf?
apfellieber 1 year ago
this everyone, is the most metal way of making a fire. \m/
applexxcore 1 year ago 19
did water died?
truckracers1 1 year ago
dethclock dethclock dethclock
rdin123 1 year ago
klok
zon411 1 year ago
oooops
rdin123 1 year ago
@rdin its Dethklok not dethclock
truckracers1 1 year ago
@rdin123 HAHAHAHAHA......
gurubhai01 1 year ago
That's so funny, nice Speedo..I'm Gay and love Metal!
ParallelWorlds3000 1 year ago
LOL.....
TheMajestic71 2 years ago
That's brutal.
NissanDriver15 2 years ago 4
YES! yes! i love cheeseburgers!
CRASSxCLASS 2 years ago
*dives into a lake and comes back up to the surface* RAHHHHHHHH >:D
TheDarkShingami 2 years ago 55
@TheDarkShingami LOL
xxxdiabloxxx1 1 year ago
look so easy a caveman cant do it.
krazykenshin 2 years ago 66
YEA! Waving a paddle at a fire while wearing a speedo is so hardcore! xD lol
RandomPerson19 2 years ago 7
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Metal, so easy a caveman can do it.
tapupartforpres 2 years ago
@taupartforpres no thats rap. not metal
truckracers1 1 year ago
@truckracers1 Show me 2 dudes camping, in a speedo, doing the running man and then we'll talk.
tapupartforpres 1 year ago
WoW, the geico caveman is into metal!! :-D
ChrisKorda 2 years ago 2
y r u in the middle of nowwhere
dontaysmyman 2 years ago
ไร้สาระได้ฮามากสัด 55555555
pipessdd 2 years ago
Camping is so metal is deserves umlauts.
CÄÄÄÄÄÄÄMPÏÏÏÏNG
8BitTehGameMasta 2 years ago 9
camping is fucking metal.
lighteelco 2 years ago 10
CAMPING IS METAL
Totema1 2 years ago 6
Fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!
Bahaumet666 2 years ago
nothing compared to wtf dance game advert
imilkdude 2 years ago
canadians!!!!
tigerinjapan 2 years ago
\m/
Davethewerewolf 2 years ago 3
this is my daily routine
predatorjenny 2 years ago 5
WTF?!?!?!
xdanberx 2 years ago
The final two remaining hardcore fans from a slayer after concert party?
porousorifice 2 years ago 7
yeah! fire ROCKS!!
*starts headbanging*
peanutsncream21 2 years ago 8
lol
Asynastra 2 years ago
FKING WIN.
Die4Anyone 2 years ago 6
What a bunch of neanderthals... it begs the question, does headbanging cause brain damage, or is it for the already brain damaged? or is it a neverending cycle?
lakishajenkins 2 years ago
its a scienctific fact that more inteligent people listen to metal and get into the metal scene, and headbanging causes metalheads to be lowered to the intalect of lesser beings such as yourself.
go listen to your pop or black people music about boyfriends and gang shootings.
wario22 2 years ago 6
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uhh... so according to you, metalheads start off intelligent but voluntarily make themselves into retards by headbanging? sounds retarded. I'd rather go with the more likely option that they were imbeciles to begin with.
as for pop and rap, I'd rather not listen to garbage music, and that includes metal.
lakishajenkins 2 years ago
I was with you up until the racist remark. xD
Bahaumet666 2 years ago
oh dear.
Heffsta02 2 years ago 2
why be racist? i agree. i was with u until u got all racist on us.
CRASSxCLASS 2 years ago
And when the male homo sapien feels threatened, he whirls his head in a circular motion to try and intimidate the newcomer.
CheeseAnt 2 years ago 8
@CheeseAnt hahahahah XD
Kingslay3r 2 years ago
rofl, that was the funniest video i've ever seen
darkinmysilence 2 years ago