Letterman - Samuel L. Jackson Gets Tee'd Off

[PopFlipCatchStickRol]

check out Samuel L Jackson at his best here and thumbs up!

youtube.com/watch?v=sz_SXQo8_A­Q

[rasputin858]

Mace Windu should have sensed it coming

[xphoodyx]

he looks like the guy off saints row

[vet725]

SAY WHAT AGAIN MUTHAFUCKA. I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU SAY WHAT ONE MORE MUTHAFUCKING TIME?

[vet725]

does marcellus wallace look like a bitch to you??

[Gbral]

"WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?!"

[iamdan876]

R.I.P BERNIE WHO YOU WIT?

[DonChilenito]

he actually whent like this Mothafucka you hit me!

bernie goes what?

Samuel- Say wat again!... Say what one more time!

xD!! R.I.P Bernie

[FlamingLion116]

Adblock people, Adblock!

[megadeath45]

Nick Fury's time off xD.

[samhilson]

i find it funny that two guys famous for always saying "muthafucka!" used to hang out. RIP bernie!

[Kurtiz76]

Bernie Mack was the man, but I agree with Paul Mooney on saying it was quite an insult to make a movie called Kings of Comedy without inviting Richard Prior.

[kaliyuta]

Wow what a nice story.R.I.P. Bernie.You can tell by this story they were really good friends.

[HeinrichVonOetker]

Enough is enough.. I've had it with these monkeyfighting golf balls in my monday-friday back!

[ohmygiddygawsh]

ive started just adding in motherfuckers in between his words so it sounds more like him

[Thedarksecret1]

It's funny how every time there is a video that involves a black person on youtube there are so many racist comments.

[Monkeyman2357]

@Thedarksecret1 How facetious. 

[ToDaHaterz]

Get ABP for firefox. Removes all ads on youtube and can remove more :D

[MarekWojo]

Fuck you on about? What ads? get ad blocker.

[brecheisen1]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKIN ADS YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperioMan3432]

Soon the ads will be 4 minutes.

[CChelle21]

Soon, these motherfucking ads will be longer. Bullshit.

[realfunnybunny]

MMMMM MMMM BITCH!

[caveatemp]

That IS funny! When understand the perspective of the black man that grew up in your 'home town' (Chattanooga) making jokes about an American white man's sport. (It's much more a middle class white man's sport in northern England and Scotland

I didn't actually grow up in Chattanooga, just lived here for over ten years.

Helloooooooo worldddddddddddddddddddddddddd­ddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[ColbySaysWORD]

@caveatemp The fuck are you talking about

[caveatemp]

@ColbySaysWORD Jackson is from Chattanooga. He's joking about playing a rich white folks game.

For your information, Chattanooga has a long rich history of racial segregation with both the blacks and indians. The Trail of Tears originated here. Blacks were lynched on bridges still standing. I guess we have golf course too.

[killingj0ke23]

clearly none of you whiny little bitches have heard of the adblock plus add-on. and i dont think a 30 sec ad is gonna kill you anyway since youre all watching this for free.

[oldschoolbamf]

@killingj0ke23 how do i get an adblock?

[killingj0ke23]

@oldschoolbamf google adblock plus. depending on your browser you should get one. 

[seicheberlin]

Adblock Plus Motherfucker! Do you know it???

[oldschoolbamf]

@seicheberlin obviously not!

[ffaithii]

THEY ATE ME! A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME!

[cruzazul509]

dumbass its not yout tube doing the adds its CBS lol

[Cataclysm135]

It's still free to watch, crybabies.

[spites1]

nigga pleez

[jaystaar9]

28 people DESERVE TO DIE! AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

[mcrbillytalent]

ffs just get adblock already and stop bitching

[Suffersosweetly]

he was a crackhead.. and probabaly still is

[WonderNoobie]

whick wallet is yours? the one that say bad mother fucker

[flyingboy007]

FireFox + Adblock Plus = No more ad

[pod41881]

0:00 yay

[pod41881]

0:00

[mautube92]

and yes name is borat.

[mautube92]

fuck these advertisement bullshit, i should run the government.

[Claytron830000000000]

he doesnt get a tee shirt here...

[tonymontana1974]

SAY WHAT SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER %$^$£% SAY WHAT 1 MORE GODDAMN TIME.

[Kotakai]

I'm getting tired of wood chucks

[MidiPunk]

Show some respect foos, it's Samuel L Mothafuckin Jackson.

[WHOLETTHECATSOUTMEOW]

YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE! AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

[kkobra30]

Fuck these fucking commercials!

[derekjtg]

I GET COMMERCIALS ON TV, Y THE FUCK WOULD I WANT IT ON THE INTERNET???

[HiddenButScene]

@derekjtg they keep youtube free

[hershysquirts187]

@derekjtg no shit this is fucked up.

[ChrononautDoom]

@derekjtg so you don't have to pay to use youtube?

[killa2k8]

@derekjtg Because if youtube didn't advertise they wouldn't be able to afford the servers that are holding all your precious videos.

[TeeAiDee]

@killa2k8 Funny, they afforded the servers just fine before the ads were on YouTube.

[killa2k8]

@TeeAiDee That was the days when there wasnt a trillion ppl a day uploading videos and watching them. Youtube has increased in popularity by a stupid amount, I can assure you, they need the money from the adverts.

[killa2k8]

@TeeAiDee OH, and the majority of the adverts aren't added by youtube, it's from the uploaders themselves due to them having a partnership with youtube.

[Alexisandkiller]

@derekjtg FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zuliminocker]

@derekjtg Commercials will going to the place, where you go.

[Judgementxxx]

@derekjtg BECAUSE YOU DON'T WATCH THEM ON THE TV.

[hotblk100]

Samuel be cooolin he said in juice

[LeandroMuntendam]

i can imagine bernie sayin like: What the fuck you done doin be walkin in front of ma motherfuckin shot nigga. I chipped the motherfucka perfect. next time i'ma plow ma motherfuckin 3 wood all up in yo mothafuckin head fool. :D

[93johnk]

holy shit hes wearing that cap he wore in jackie brown!

[Empha84]

@93johnk yeah he has 2000 Kangols like LL Cool J

[inkredyble]

haha i can imagine Samuel on his knees saying "what the hell?!"

[tylerdurden786]

YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO! MMMMHHHH MMHHHH BITCH!

[froggywatters]

HE HIT ME....... A FUCKIN GOLF BALL HIT ME!!

[GTA2SWcity]

Say what again! SAY *WHAT* A-GAIN! I dare ya! I DOUBLE dare you motherfuckah, say WHAT one moe gawd damn time!

Yeah, been hit by a flyin' golfball much in the same way. 'Cept I wasn't playing the game. Some asswipe on edgewood golf course up in Tahoe while I was DJMC at a wedding ceremony. Right in the kidney. Motherfucker probably just ran off. I'm just all minding the wedding about to announce something. PLAMF!

Least I got a $50 bonus for my troubles.

[Zolatour]

hilarious 

[corbinloverperson]

mmm mmm bitch!

[bogdanelrus]

rip bernie mac

[felixlinquist]

Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. You will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance on you.

[Basfoo]

does he look like a bitch?! so why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch?!

[manmanguy]

Ya, typical nigger speak !!!!!! Try it against white's and you'll be tried for asault.

[TheBattlesOfAllTime]

@manmanguy

Do you even know what the word Nigger even means? The acutal definition of Nigger is a person who is ignorant and or somewhat who steals....The slang term is a black person....so maybe before you acutally talk about something, know what the fuck you are talking about....Nigger

[Viznox]

@TheBattlesOfAllTime This is almost not worth my time but I can't let this opportunity pass in terms of clearing up your obvious disadvantage for source checking . The word you are referring to means "a contemptuous term for a black or dark-skinned person." It is a noun that originated in that very context. This is not based on human opinion. It is a fact. Insert ignorant & irrelevant insult here... ______________________________­_

[TheBattlesOfAllTime]

@Viznox "For source checking"? Really? "Nigger" acutally DOES mean ignorant and or a theif. The fact that you say that my insult and ignorant and irrelevant, well it isn't. When people use the word "nigger", they are refuring it to racist context, and not the RIGHT way.

So maybe next time if you acutally had any sense and read what I wrote carefully, you wouldn't have responded in such a ignorant mood.

[Viznox]

@TheBattlesOfAllTime Look bud, it's not up for debate. The word has its origins as a racist noun for black people. It's not an opinion. Therefore if you use it in such context, it IS used correctly. Look it up anywhere and if you find the definition, it will tell you the same thing. Used in any other context after that, all comes from racial stereotypes. It comes from the word negro... meaning black. Simple.

[TheBattlesOfAllTime]

@Viznox It doesn't have it's origins as a racist noun for black people. It was acutally used by the Spain/Portugals as a word to describe the african's they first met. IT acutally comes from the Latin word "niger" meaning black. AMERICANS didn't know how to pronouce the word and therefor used "nigger" with also a different meaning. It isn't just that, I get that it means black but that is not that original definition. Ignorant and or a theif is the correct term. So basically it is that simple.

[Viznox]

@TheBattlesOfAllTime Yes niger. Variation of negro. Whatever. The point is, I haven't seen any evidence that ignorant or a thief is the original meaning of the word in so called question. I'm willing to bet if you used the word in front of a bunch of black people and most of the white population, it would be very difficult to convince them of what you feel is the correct meaning. But honestly, what do I know? I'm officially done with this thread so you have the floor on this one forever. Cheers!

[TheBattlesOfAllTime]

@Viznox I've seen it and yes you do prove a valid point. Much respect for an logical arugement. It's alright just let's see what is the more imporant things in life, and not just words.

[Viznox]

@TheBattlesOfAllTime Hey man, I'll drink to that!

[hauzer7]

YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE!.... AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

[sj702]

CBS has WAY TOO MANY FREAKING COMMERCIALS!!!

[Rensune]

FORE!

[gongfumaster]

he just did the unthinkable

[HmongLovepho]

RIP Bernie Mac!!

funnyiest man ever

[MrGregfamous]

HMMM, HMMMM, BITCH!

[merritt2014]

do woodchucks chuck wood

[hailmary7283]

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' ADS ON THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!

[norjak71]

@hailmary7283 heres an idea bitch, if you dont like the ads, go create your own site without ads. ya fuckin tool.

[hailmary7283]

@norjak71 i was just makin' a joke chill out dude.

[norjak71]

@hailmary7283 it jus pisses me off people always find something complain about. you still get to watch the vid. and its free. waiting 30 seconds is not a big deal at all.

[hailmary7283]

@norjak71 i don't actually mind the ads that much.

[orbitofdoom16]

@norjak71 English Motha Fucka, do you type it?

[norjak71]

@orbitofdoom16 sais the man who cant type english himself. :)

[tag7100]

@norjak71 "sais"?

[DevilDuck666]

@hailmary7283

usefirefox and get the adblocker addon and you will never have watch ads again

[DevilDuck666]

@hailmary7283 use firefox and get the adblocker add on and you won't have to watch adds any more

[NavySealWannabe67]

I want to kill that stupid Geico

[ketchup7717]

OMG a cbs video without an ad!

[mvandeven]

@ketchup7717 not for me.

[ALLIED7621]

white people love wayne brady...because he makes Bryan Gumble look like malcolm x

[Howizzie]

i really dont need a video for my video

[INTENTIONPEACE2]

FIREFOX AD BLOCKER PLUS PEEPS IT CHANGED MY LIFE...LOLOLOLOL

[itsGdublan]

wow youtube is doing 30 second ads now? fuck this im going to youporn

[flyingblind92]

@itsGdublan tubestop addon removes them, for firefox :D no ads ftw

[itsGdublan]

wow thanks!!

[OriginalTeamMarty]

@itsGdublan Have never Lol'd so loud xD

[raerae123666]

@itsGdublan Just wait..... they will get them too.

[whatareyoudoingbabs]

@itsGdublan xhamster > youporn!

[andym0rand02]

@itsGdublan yes thats how youtube makes money to keep youtube running just like google and other big websites.

[Tokyoromi]

@itsGdublan Get a girlfriend.

[MrSmellybutt]

@itsGdublan youporn has ads too bro =:(

[leshkaka]

@itsGdublan hahahaha

[werwr4]

@itsGdublan 3 minutes in europe.

[tehutiheru]

@itsGdublan Best LOL of the day!

[sharpnova2]

@itsGdublan only on cbs videos. when the page loads.. if the ad hasn't revealed itself in that deci-second, the cbs logo will have. and find a related video to run to.

[Sly6035]

control+w skips adds

[poppafunky]

they ate me!! a fuckin shark ate me!!!

[xilefeniotan]

Always wearing his kangol cap hahahaha ;)

[jumpyjedi]

I just dont think black people like themsleves......sry if this is harmful to anyone...but its the impression i get.

[AgentCarter]

@jumpyjedi "black people" dont do any specific human beahvior together as a group. some black people dont like themselves, some do. that goes for all racial groups.

[dlxmax]

boring.

[140jeff15834]

HOW'S IT TASTE MUTHAFUCKA

[Thejammerkid]

0:00 to skip adds!!

[ugurLP1990]

English motherfucker! do you speak it???!

[OnThatPowder]

why the fuck do all CBS videos just freeze before the ad starts playing. FUCK

[Mattchinzo]

@OnThatPowder I just wanna kno why they have such corny titles

[ImpBrother]

ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT????

[EXPLOS3TH55]

I dare ya i double dare ya motherfucker!

[soulskater100]

i need some captain crunch

[Verification11]

"is the one thats said ( bad motherfucker )"

[JinTheDeceiver]

11 people said what again

[7477238]

Samuel L. Jackson is total badass in all his movies.

[Coolvideos65]

skip the commerical 0:01

[daharvey1]

Golf and Samuel. lol

[xerot]

Youtube just hoed me with a commercial.... 4 minutes ago the video started...

[afrosamuria1]

I HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHERFUCKING ADVERTISMENTS ON YOUTUBE

[armstrong2mcgrady2k1]

THEY ATE ME....A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME!!

[MrRwhitt]

@armstrong2mcgrady2k1 thats fuckin hilarious

[19seandel78]

Me too damn it!!!

[abnormalalix]

i doubledare you motherfucker

[hillbillynwv]

Say what again, I dare you........

[Awesomenizzleness]

A SHARK ATE ME A FUCKIN SHARK AT ME!

[Felldeeen91]

0:35, "and I started talking to my balls"

[chevysal70]

Dammit, can't even F5 the shit.

[pmcd]

0:01

[bavarianblessed]

So everyone bitching about ads should look into adblock plus. I get no ads at all..

[iiwatcher]

@bavarianblessed Bullshit.

[bavarianblessed]

@iiwatcher

Then you are doing something wrong kid. Why would I lie about that? Really?

[iiwatcher]

@bavarianblessed Take your spam sandwich elsewhere.

[al2683]

CBS, GO FXXX YOURSELF, and your stupid f'ing COMMERCIALS!!!

[WlSEGUY]

"i'm sick of these motherfuckn snakes, on this motherfuckn plane!"

[ted1415]

press 0:00 to skip commercial!

[felnaris]

purple shirt, that hat

Julius Little?

[leetwaffle]

Say "what" one more time...

[daking03]

SHow a commercial again, SHOW A COmmercial again.

I dare you motherfucker i double dare you

show a commericial one more goddamn time!

[dizzuncan]

stop complaining about ads, use adblock plus.

[mmcrisis8888]

was gonna watch this, but it had a commercial pz

[KrfNYC2]

notice how letterman didn't say "what"...smart man. (he got away with one at 0:19)

[raymondleeleggs]

This is a tasty burger!

English Muthafucka do you speak it?

[soulsurvivor2001]

@raymondleeleggs "What?" 

[najami12]

Google the name "Dr. Lewis Steiner" and see how blacks served in the Confederate Army!

[greenfields222]

I hate the ads too. But they gotta make money for the free services we're all using.

[CapnTibbz]

YOUTUBE YOU'RE STUPID... Fucking Sell-outs.

[mrceebees14]

@CapnTibbz Either we have these commericals or you PAY to use youtube.

Which would you like?

[xX20lindsay08Xx]

Say what again

[shezUHdoll]

lmao jmoc

[stitchmorg]

THIS IS HOW I TALK!

[scheming8rythem]

fuck cbs fuck samuel jackson and fuck the evo phone im out !!!

[art2art]

I will never buy a Blackberry.