[MLP:FiM] Everypony Loves a Lesbian

[ixobaf13]

Dear Princess Celesbian..

[lezgossipgirl]

see im a femme girly-girl loving city lesbian so i dont really like country songs, butches or strap-on cocks this song makes me feel liek abad lesbian lol

[8x13Wolf]

Epic. Mongrels is amazing, MLP is amazing, this needed to be made, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[Morhek]

People below using logic in a show with Pinkie Pie? What madness is?

[toocheaptobuyatripod]

What is thi... NO!

[cozcat42]

i hate you

[RebelWinterwolf]

This was my 666th youtube favorite xD

[zriku1]

Terrible, just terrible

[kitty19181]

@TastyPlainPizza You are the one that is wrong. You see, one is reality and the other is just ponies. That would not make sense if it was here, but on the show where there are only like 5 stallions or so. So, my logic does indeed make sense. I can think inside the box, AND inside the chimney. Can you think inside the chimney, Smartcookie?

[kitty19181]

@bigr5543 Well, on The Hub you can watch it every Saturday from 8:00-8:30 A.M or 9:00-9:30 channel 130 (comcast). But you can also find all the episode on youtube from season one to season 2. I think there are some people who upload it on the same day, too.

[bigr5543]

@kitty19181 Thanks very much, watched the first three episodes already :')

[kitty19181]

@bigr5543 No. They're just really competitive friends, almost like rivals. But there comes times when people get the wrong idea. And to us, EVERY MARE AND OR FILLY is a lesbian, due to there being only about 5 colts/stallions in the show.

[bigr5543]

@kitty19181 Ah, I see, thanks very much :)

Also, just a shot in the dark, but you wouldn't happen to know somewhere i could watch the actual episodes of MLP? I need to watch them :)

[Prim3StaR]

@bigr5543 If you wanna get started, simply look up "MLP FiM Season 1 Episode 1 on YouTube. There's plenty of people who post the full episodes. Every episode so far can be found on YouTube.

After that... welcome to the herd. *brohoof*

[bigr5543]

@Prim3StaR Thanks man! *brohoof*

[TastyPlainPizza]

@kitty19181 Your logic makes no sense. I live in a community with a lot of girls and few boys. But I'm still straight. Quantity has nothing to do with preference.

[bigr5543]

Hold on. Are Applejack and Rainbow Dash (if that's there names, my sister told me) actually lesbians? Like, in the show?

[TastyPlainPizza]

@bigr5543 No.

[TheZacula]

@bigr5543 Well, it's never mentioned. Ever. Of the two, only RD has a crush on people, and it's a collective fangirl crush on a group of daredevil flyers named The Wonder Bolts, which is comprised of male and female members.

So I have no frickin' idea.

[MrDessy]

Don't understand why guys would be interested in anything lesbian. It's completely irrelevant to them. Sorta. Off limits. =/ It's ALMOST as strange as the HUGE yaoi fandom populated by almost strictly females... x.x

[LordOrlock]

LOL SCOOTALOO

[thessie]

HEHEHEHE. Oh gods, this needed to be made, and it is awesome. Thankyou!

[girlfoxgirl]

While I love dudes making out as well... I'm so totally with this song. Pony lesbians..... epic.

[TherianthropeAndrewH]

Big fan of MLP Friendship Is Magic watches the Mongrels;

Looks on the internet;

Wish fulfilled he then shouts “I LOVE THE INTERNET”!

Dies happily.

[purplebananafish]

Someone should make a "I'm A Massive C**t" PMV with Rainbow Dash as Vince.

[RebelWinterwolf]

THIS.

You just won an internet xD

[DrNazus]

I knew what this would be as soon as I saw the title.

But the thumbnail doesn't fit that well...

[AnnexSteix]

Wow, just wow! This song is funny, *watches his flank gallop off* ...Must've laughed too much..

[MadaraXIII]

The funny part is that EVERYONE does love Lesbians XD

[Chief4Army117]

That was too funny! =D I don't understand why when dudes make out, it's odd, but when chicks do it, everyone looks... *tilts head* Whatever... Awesome job on the vid!

[Weirdoforu]

Okay I lost it at the scootaloo strapon.

[docterfantazmo]

RD: Can I be the butch one?

AJ: Suuure.

RD: Still no.

[hannalovesmcr]

Everypony loves a fillyfooler!

[hejsanhoppsan0]

DAT ASS!

[despisebieber]

Its true through. the idea of guys doing it seems creepy and wrong, yet few people have a problem with lesbians. ((p.s if you take offense to this comment, you will be reborn as walt disney))

[ChromaAurora]

Clearly anyone who disliked this is a c**t, in the immortal words of Vince.

[TheRaritypony]

for ponyness sakes RD is not lesbian she just acts weird. *pushes dislike*

[Hbomb117]

@TheRaritypony

It's called a joke.

[hamstergirl591]

@TheRaritypony

She doesn't act weird o.o

[baldian3]

except all religons

[AngelicalSebastian]

@baldian3 hey mate! im Christian, and i find lesbians really hot >: )

[Chief4Army117]

@AngelicalSebastian same here! =D

[TastyPlainPizza]

@AngelicalSebastian Even fat and ugly lesbians. Really, it's none of your business. I hae when people call lesbian love "hot" and when they make lesbian pony R34 they make all lesbians seem like sluts, when really it's only regular love. People like u make me sick. >:(

[AngelicalSebastian]

@TastyPlainPizza u mad, bro?

[DINDRAGON]

@baldian3

"Father forgive me for I have sinned, I've masturbated to lesbian porn".

"The Lord forgives you."

next week:

"Father forgive me for I have sinned, I've masturbated to lesbian porn".

"The Lord forgives you for He has understanding to the weakness of flesh".

next week:

"Father forgive me for I have sinned, I've masturbated to lesbian porn AGAIN!".

"Well the Lord's mercy is endless but shouldn't you try to keep it down a little?"

[pokemaster496]

Scootaloo Strap-On Cock

I see what you did there.

[KadajSweetie]

Mongrels+ Friendship is Magic = ♥

[syriana1]

looks like....

im in that weird part of youtube again

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[lordofdarkrai98]

@syriana1 Isn't it awesome? :D

[TheMexican9894]

Lol why is scootaloo the strap on? Same color maybe?

[freshdoug]

@TheMexican9894 Because scootaloo is a chicken, or in other words, a "cock"

[ShaddySoldier]

this proves my point...all texans are homosexual... can say that...i have friends who are texans...we make fun of everyone...

[MsCaveJohnson]

So. Happy. Now.

[marvininabox]

I find it funny how no matter how much a person accomplishes in their life, If they come out automatically all those accomplishments become void. This could explain why dash is in the closet, she is not fearful of the public's reaction rather the state of her reputation.

[030412BT]

Did youtube send me the wrong video?

Because the video I watched wasnt a pmv, it was basically a guy walking in and saying "hello, this is non-lethal weapons guy"

Does it have something to do with you saying "im not myself today" at the end?

[SoulZeroReaper]

@Lepper36 oh shut up,you wanted to be here.

[Lepper36]

... how the hell did I get here?

[Axyseb]

First six seconds are just plain epic.

That is all.

[TimTheShorty]

Lol It's true i've even dated a Bi-Sexual chick. Lesbos are awesome!

[Eagleboyhoove]

Man Ladies

Man Man

Ladies Ladies

Is there any difference?

[mdude009]

@Eagleboyhoove From a technical standpoint, genitalia ratio.

[Atvishees]

Better don't let Harry Partridge get his hands on this!

[aroneo3]

filly2 oooooh youuuuu ;)

[toocheaptobuyatripod]

Mother of god O_O

[Calzilla2000]

...



[Isoscelescube]

Whatever happened to bi?

[TornZero]

@Isoscelescube Some people, both hetero- and homosexual look down on bisexuality, and a few even refuse to acknowledge its existence.

That's what happened.

[sacr3]

"Everyone loves a lesbian" You mean those woman who misinterpret their feelings of a strong friendship as a sexual desire? Yea, ok. WTB a good old gal that doesn't fuck anything with a pulse! Oh wait, got one, nvm. Peace out folks.

[TheJoshman01]

@sacr3

Piss off bible fucker.

Every true straight man loves a lesbian.

[ThatButterflyKid]

WAIT, Apple Jack was a boy in the old school my little ponies :0 I'm sure!

[CaptainAlliance]

1:07 Strap on cock? Scootalo... hm.... strap=strap-strapaloo! WAIT, APPLEJACK IS BI! SHES NOT LESBIAN

[pichugirl110]

kids at school don't like me...... i play this song at a HUGE party.........everyone loves the lesbien!

[ChromaAurora]

Yeah, I'm not perpetuating any ideas that Rainbow Dash and Applejack love each other in 'that' way, but this is pretty funny.

I like how RD is Kali, because of the wings.

[JackMorgz]

Woo! Mongrels PMV!

[TenyoS]

Hi-fucking-larious.

[Sloverdable]

This is so wrong...

AND SO FUNNY :D!

HAHAHAHHAHA

*dies of laughter*

[DINDRAGON]

@Sloverdable

>"wrong"

Have you ever watched the show?

[Sloverdable]

@DINDRAGON Of course >_>. Even discussing about ponies' sexuality is WRONG. So fucking wrong.

[DINDRAGON]

@Sloverdable I totally agree, this doesn't make the lesbian innuendo any less obvious though.

[mdcowboy15]

@Sloverdable Why? I don't understand what's so wrong about it. Do you have a problem with alternative lifestyles? The idea of ponies feeling attraction to one another? We've seen pony couples in the show. Twilight's parents and the Cakes, for example. Or is it neither? Please tell me.

[Sloverdable]

@mdcowboy15 It's just wrong, this is cartoon. And those are ponies. How can you ask me why it is wrong?

[mdcowboy15]

@Sloverdable So, you think lesbianism is wrong? Why? Why are you so homophobic? What is so evil and disgusting about lesbians that they can't be in a kids show? Why is it you think any relationship that is not heterosexual is wrong? Why? Why? Why?

[Sloverdable]

@mdcowboy15 I never said that i don't like lesbians. I'm not a homophobe, i cant be since i am bronie :3.

[mdcowboy15]

@Sloverdable It seemed awful homophobic the way you said it, so I took it the wrong way, I guess. Sorry I flipped out. I still don't think there's anything wrong with having lesbians in a cartoon, though.

[Sloverdable]

@mdcowboy15 ps this is not canon bro, just fanfic.

[mdcowboy15]

This is why the internet needs to never go away. Because of gold like this. One of my favorite PMV's, along with Dirty Hot Pinkie.

[jamescorck]

I can only say this:

ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!

Loved it to the bone.

[semion5]

Ew gay

[mdcowboy15]

@semion5 Eww homophobe

[TheBlackVoidrae]

@mdcowboy15 *swings torch back and forth* BACK HOMOPHOBES BACK.

[ArsArma]

i got the scoot joke too...

*/prot stalker*: clever!

[HarKayTripod]

0:37 woooooow xD 

[simbaspyro]

cerrrlamity

[trollolololololo]

strap on cock...OH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, YOU CHEEKY BARSTED.

[piecat42]

@trollolololololo Could you please explain what a "BARSTED" is?

[treepelt97]

lol im a Lez but hay you got to love us lol oh ya love this vid litraly one of my new fav vids lol i also find it ironic ... i love country music

[MorteFantasma]

lol mongrels xD love the vid

[HarKayTripod]

scootaloo.... OH WAIT! i still dont get it >.<

[mdcowboy15]

You know, I typically hate country music, but this song is so funny and well synced/matched with the video that I find myself viewing over and over again. This might be my favorite PMV!

[TheHMan6]

@CaptainAlliance Oh Shit it does :D

[goldendrago]

Dat southern accent.

[hdofu]

Brokeback Ponyville.

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

scootaloo = cock, cock= form of chicken, I C WAT U DID THAR

[t4tris]

o_o

[zeelee1996]

Scootaloo is a.......OHHH I GET IT. Clever.

[bored0stiff]

Mongrel's starts again on the 7th of November too!

[Narsilia85]

OH GOD. This made my day X'''D



[GreyMyst29]

"Whatever anyone thinks of gays" Big Mac and Caramel XD

[tonetone37x]

The singer makes the whole thing that much worse...

[DINDRAGON]

Lesbos inhabitants are the most overrated Greeks ever!

[Harristar88]

It's so true... Scootaloo IS a dick.

[nemesis0778]

The funny thing is... This is true.

[hakimjoy44]

pause @ 0:17...is that carmell from that one video "carmell kissed a girl and he liked it?"

[rihardo123]

well fuck

[Fel1xKat]

My Lesbian Pony: Friendship Is A Cover

[Hedgepook]

"Oh, right. Well cheers."

:'D epic

[NexusARC]

Where is Steven the King of the Lesbians!!!!????

[Arnie1000351]

@NexusARC being misinterpreted by Hal.

[ToastedFishSandwich]

0_____O

[swissyode]

EW

[ganondorfchampin]

1:07

I see what you did thar.....

[PrincesTomboy]

Strapaloo, Strap-Strapaloo!

[ATearWillShed]

@PrincesTomboy The joke is that "cock" is another word for chicken. And what is scootaloo?

[PrincesTomboy]

@ATearWillShed I got that but since she's not a MALE chicken, random pun thing!

[pdan4]

@PrincesTomboy Cock = Chicken.

'Nough said.

[PrincesTomboy]

@pdan4 Cock = MALE Chicken.

Also, it was a joke/pun.

[pdan4]

@PrincesTomboy ... After what many sites have done to her, I'd say her female parts no longer exist. :v

But yeah. :P

[AnimalAnimeFan]

this is rainbow dash's song XD

[palidan99]

omfg, mongrels, I didn't think anyone else watched that

[BendomolenaMarie]

even though this implies that AJ's a lesbian I still love it XD

[piecat42]

@BendomolenaMarie it actually makes more sense that she's a lesbian, what with 99% of Ponyville being female. besides, what's wrong with being lesbian?

[youbirdcandriveacar]

What am I watching

[seanofwar]

Only if they are hot

[SweetieBelleDerelle]

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[knifepony]

the bar is a pencil

[nero252]

RD would make a good lesbian if the other fanboys weren't busy shipping themselves with her. THATS RIGHT Y'ALL HEARD ME THERE ARE BOYS OUT THERE WHO SHIP PONY VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES HAVIN SEXY TIME WITH RD

[GuitarRocker2008]

@nero252 i would never do such a...wait a second...*checks own fanfiction*....uh...never mind :)

[nero252]

@GuitarRocker2008 That's what ah thought y'all weird can't believe ah left pony ville for this

[Kakuraffe]

MLP AND MONGRELS?! My life is complete.

[minecraftrulez21]

everybody relly does love a lesbian named rainbow dash



[deafweasel99]

oh my god somone else out there knows mongrels ,why didnt it get a second series?

[ChromaAurora]

@deafweasel99 It's expected in October this year- keep your eyes peeled!

[JamesEM73]

For a PMV about lesbians, I was expecting a lot more Rainbow Dash.

[Timmy1Boii1Eraser]

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Rainbow Dash laugh* HAAA!

[MrKobraful]

Mongrels and My Little Pony!

[omganotherun]

Scootaloo!  No, god, why?!

[FlyingCheezBurgers]

this just reforces shipping...

[teamtalonco]

What did i just watch?

[saulisbomb]

I don't....I don't know if I should gusta.

[GuitarRocker2008]

damn it you ook my idea i love mongrels

[ReflexWiesel]

For your first PMV, the Lip-Sync is really really good. Well done^^

[CaptainAlliance]

Techinically, according to Rule 34, Applejack is Bisexual.

[AuroraDawnMLP]

@CaptainAlliance According to Rule 34, applejack is anything someone draws her as doing.

[CaptainAlliance]

@AuroraDawnMLP According to rule 34, Applejack's sexuality is Apples.

[AnimeKitty202]

@CaptainAlliance Everypony is bisexual, for the shipping of course.

[CaptainAlliance]

@AnimeKitty202 Everypony is in rule 34 form

[mdcowboy15]

@CaptainAlliance Fuck rule 34! She can be whatever the fuck we fuckin' want her to be! Fuck!

[CaptainAlliance]

@mdcowboy15 That's what Applejack says all the time in rule 34 of her.

[KaiCalimatinus]

@Captainalliance

Inorite

[CaptainAlliance]

@KaiCalimatinus Creepy...



[MushmouthTB]

Five people don't like Lesbians.

[SpyroL33t]

Lesbians is sexy.

[ODSTJoe]

I disliked because I don't like lesbians.

[CaptainAlliance]

Ahahahahahaha, I've seen TOO MUCH of rule 34 of MLP FiM TO TAKE THIS VID SERIOUS.

WHY DO RULE 34 ARTISTS DRAW RAINBOW DASH WITH A DICK, OR SMALL TITS, OR BOTH!!!! WHY!?!?!!?! No seriously. 2,243 posts of MLP FiM rule 34 as of right now.

Rule #34- IF it exists there IS porn of it! NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

[TomeOfBattle]

@CaptainAlliance Long Live Rule 34!

[CaptainAlliance]

@TomeOfBattle Rule 34 of MLP FiM SUCKS... FLANK

[spetnaz93]

@CaptainAlliance where did you get that satatistic from?

[spetnaz93]

@spetnaz93 *statistic

[CaptainAlliance]

@spetnaz93 From 1 post of rule 34 of rainbow dash on rule34.paheal.net to see rule 34 of rainbow dash, goto the website i just showed and type in rainbow_dash, and yes with an underline between both words.