World War III

[TheRomanBond007]

Switzerland didn't get blown up because everyone took advantage of the Swiss cheese, beer, Swiss Miss hot chocolate, and the women...

[HetmanWielkiKoronny7]

Hehehe Notjing about Polish ANTY RACKIET SYSTEM??? hahahhaahah Thats fucking hilarious heheh, but Im sad that You didnt say nothing about that fucking Anty Rocket thing what USA Military put in my country heheh... FUCK ALL ILLUMINATI and MASONs!!!

[ytilibaliavification]

long life switzerland

[TheLexey97]

молодец. шикарное видео.

[MrLolwat1]

stupidest shit ive seen, fucking dumbass

[hansvonslither]

long live china fuck america

[REDARMY365]

I FUCK USA LONG LIVE COMMUNİSM LONG LİVE TURKEY COMMUNİSM RETURNİNG COMRADES...

[KNBCLAN1]

@REDARMY365 Come to american i fuck you up American style bitch USA USA USA USA

[Vanyaaynav]

Это не было смешно,если б не было так грустно...)))

[BadManFifi]

My new ring tone!! lol jk :D

[Xhvtv]

Jokes on you I'm thin

[KuhoinX]

dont be stupid, even the Soviet and dumb Americans of 50s 60s aren't stupid enough to engage in nuclear warfare, why would smarter ppl of today do so

[cookiekoen]

@KuhoinX People of the 50 - 60 are dumber? I doubt it

[scols101]

@KuhoinX famous last words

[NiteLiter131]

Is this supposed to offend Americans?? I have never not been offended by a video this much in my life.

[bluefalcon1023]

@NiteLiter131 Oh double negetive, goodone genius. (sarcasm intended)

[gab10hp]

...I think I might move to Switzerland...

[Lightning759]

I'm American, and I think this is hilarious.

[Amish234]

Of course this Swiss would still be neutral even in this song :P

[MrTombo81]

kim jong il is dead :(

[Kelobozo]

the earth is just solar systems canada! (i said canada so americans could understand it)

[Lumennes]

PAINT MASTER OVER 9000!!!

[KingofKingsxDLol]

xD

[comicconable]

RUSSIA AINT COMMUNIST NO MORE!

[Yankee19032009]

The king of north Korea died last Sunday night

[Kdssow]

@Yankee19032009 Kim Jong was no king you tard.

He was the president of North Korea.

[SwedenZooFilm]

@Kdssow No, he was the great leader, not the president.

[Kdssow]

@SwedenZooFilm Oh well, atleast my answer made more sense than the yank below.

[grimremindings]

@ascensiam Just to let you knowthe Taliban did attack America first on multiple occasions America until recently did not retaliate at all also America didnt start a war in Cuba or Libya it was a revolutionary war that America decided to help one side as do most countries in a time of a revolution and North Korea did kill South Korean civilians as goes for Vietnam and Palestine??? where did that come from I can under stand if you had said Isreal and Palestine but America and Palestine what???

[TheAwp45]

"Kim Jong Il was doing well"

He ain't doing well right now.

[boomerang403]

@TheAwp45 You fucked twat ... don't you get it .He says that 'Kim Jong Il WAS doing well'

[ixonixas]

best song ever :DD

[CrazyFlippy63]

First time I laugh at so much destruction and death! :D

[RiseAgainstDisciple]

382 people are americans?

[MissBeth63]

The world war 3 is all made up bullshit to mess with your head. Imagine if all the leaders went to a meeting and went "Let's start a world war" People aren't willing to ruin the economy these days.

[3Luq]

Haha!

[A2l0a0n2]

THATS IT IM MOVING TO SWITZERLAND!!!

[CrazyFlippy63]

@A2l0a0n2 I thought about that too when I saw the video hahaha :p

[MySiberianTiger]

god damn!!!!

wtf????

I'm russian and don't think we are so agressive!

we love peice not war!

Hey people make love not war!

[CrazyFlippy63]

@MySiberianTiger You guys may not be agressive, but I'm sure that if you guys are threatened by another country, you will reply merciless, just like in WW2. I love you Russians :D

[bredikomon]

377 people are... Well you know... (Americans)

[00Xenoscar00]

@bredikomon I'm American and all I'm angry about is the buffering screen, the cartoon is actually kind of funny.

[SnovvVilliers]

@bredikomon

Other way around.

[DaKingNeman]

Ahah funny.

[VladiSSius]

THE END IS NIGH!!

[forgottenmemories63]

Funny that World War III will be exactly as predicted in this video..

And it's probably in 2012, That's right folks the end of the world conspiracy theories finally coming true :D Lol

[fightforhonor13]

r you fucking with me fagit

[DimaronRUS]

Сюда бы Жириновского :D

[MsThekeks]

и америку тоже ебанём

[Rand0mManic]

Jackboots & gov muppets discluded, who wants a world war, anybody?

It's like the world Government have rediscovered their penis & cant leave it alone.

This time we hold the governments accountable. In the aftermath we make sure we get all those responsible for mismanaging foreign affairs.

These guys want to play toy soldiers with our lives & none of us want it .

If this goes down it wont end like WW2 where we thank our gov for saving us.

This time we going to say, look at WTF youve done.

[noobtuberukvsusa]

its pretty funny but i think america wouldnt start the war plus one way or another we would never use nukes and russia would be awsome then they would die off cause of all the land they taken

[alukard0808]

@noobtuberukvsusa america allready provokes russia to prepare.

oh and thx for beeing a stupid ass who don't care about others nations and cultures, you disgrace of your own nation,

[noobtuberukvsusa]

@alukard0808 um no well first lets go back to the berlin wall was that nice NO! why did you do that destroy other people, 2 your helping iraq or iran (idk whiich) BUILD NUKES YOU WILL START WW3 im pretty sure you guys are gonna get destroy by the germans

[alukard0808]

is this vieo really made in 2008? looks more like it was done just after both presidents speech, few days ago

[yallhoassbitches]

seems legit

[RUSEL2510]

stop war, give peace in the all world

[broosycruise]

LOL this is so good, and i always wanted to live in Switzerland lol

[ThePhantom710]

@broosycruise

Belgium would probably live too...Brussels and Flanders anyway.

[Farkas4444]

@broosycruise And you think the H-Bomb Isn't reach it? It can delete a whole Island, as big as Hungary. If there will bombs falling, everyone will die, cause of Atomic after- effects, like atomic winds, and the others. So, poor Switzerland, they don't want to fight, just like a lot of nations, but because these "Super- Powers" (America, China etc.) every one will die! Sad, Sad future.

[Mrpastry909]

I'm guessing this is written by some anti-American douchebag using American-made software on an American website.

[viper91551]

where can i get the instrumental to this song my nigga? so i can sing too.

[1233889]

USA-Unbellivably Stupid Accosiation LOL X)

[ALXBLK94]

Это что, вариант вариант для караоке?

[Androslav]

@ALXBLK94 Hha I hope so :)"

[VictorPuertollano]

Me encanta el montaje!!!

Guauuuu!!!

[Grey13Human]

USA: United Stupid Arseholes.

[EtienneLuu]

We shouldn't own Russia

[virreyesp]

Even though its comical, its very interesting. The only thing I can strongely disagree with (the rest is up for debate) is that Spain would invade France. Spain and France are two Roman Catholic countries, they are both part of the European Union, and in any event they would ally, as would the rest of the European Union.

[thedolenc1]

@virreyesp

Slovenia wudnt

[thepricylon]

USA and Russia is two country wich is bad idea to joke with!§

[Killen911]

А из-за чего я не понял ответили русские?)

[Mizoreii]

@Killen911

Увидев ракеты русские сказали:"Если вы направили на нас свои ракеты, то мы направим свои на вас!".

[Killen911]

@Mizoreii Спасибо! :)

Прикольная песенка :D

[Close565]

I kill blotink

[oc16chan]

hahahahaha...ppl still hv impression that france is always defeated by someone else....anyone else

[Letsppaymoney]

@oc16chan they lost a war against Haiti... nuff said

[bilderbergresistance]

Wow call an optimist.

[Jtiger987]

come on guys there's no use of going to switzerland if the world will blow up :P

[GLADcss1]

deutschland kaputt

[TheCAMPER1996]

hey what about germany? :D

" Ohne Deutschland darf nie wieder ein Krieg anfangen "

oder so ^^

[MaxRideWizardLord]

but sweden is still will be here?

[MegaSuperman12345678]

what about new zealand, we have no nucular wepons

[mrcodypettit]

@MegaSuperman12345678 SHHH! No one know's where New Zealand is located on the map and half the time they cut us off the world map in movies, so best not to tell the world we would be alive.

[ElBuki146]

the song's just good to "play along" with even if you don't know the lyrics

[Americangodhammer]

Looks like the idiots in Europe are going to start ANOTHER world war, eh? Maybe this time they'll finally wipe out humanity.

[schranztech]

Switzerland <3

[mrvasili50]

ussa = united stupid states of smereica (:

[dunno414]

@mrvasili50 so im guessing we could add an extra s to the old ussr?

[circusboy90210]

@mrvasili50 why is it the richest then?? guess capitalism is broke and stupid. you should go into comedy you clown.

[vinhtran2006]

Crazzy

[AirsoftJaeger]

THIS IS HILARIUS!!!

[Lightning759]

This is hilarious...good job to the guy who made this, this should get a lot more views.

[ololoKostik]

I live in Russia, I think it is silly...

[2410luigi]

very funny vid^^ 

[SkullDude99SSR]

I WANT MY VIEW BACK........

[pirtee]

great method.....people cannot concieve the near future ahead of us...this is a start

[matacanis97]

spain invaded france XD

[underclass29]

rip off and not funny

[elvengames]

At least till Obama is president, that scenario won't happen ;)!

[CSATexan]

@elvengames

Wasn't it the Obama administration the one that sold all those weapons to gang bangers in Mexico????

[elvengames]

@CSATexan Maybe, but in video white man certainly clicked on the button :P

[CSATexan]

@elvengames

There is no maybe about it. The Obama administration did arm Mexican gang bangers.

[elvengames]

@CSATexan I am not american, so that's why I have no idea and as I said: That scenary, so mexican thing doesn't even matter right now :). That is another story.

[CSATexan]

@elvengames

So you haven't heard about OPERATION FAST AND FURIOUS? How the ATF sold weapons to the Mexican drug gangs in the hope of tracking them. And then lost track of the weapons

[elvengames]

@CSATexan no

[CSATexan]

@elvengames

I thought it made national headlines. I am sort of a news junkie so I check it out all the time.

Your English is very good. You should be able to search for the news articles and read them with no problem.

[elvengames]

@CSATexan Yes :). But I don't have sadly time for everything. I check out news what I happen to read. It is very high possible that I have missed some headlines. Or maybe back then I wasn't probably big news reader at all :).

[Orberror404]

World war 3 will last 10 seconds. World war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones. World war 5 will be fought with pokemon mutations.

[mrvasili50]

1:05 disneyland

[takerhbkfan]

wow

[mrvasili50]

disney land is a coutrie WTF

[gfsc4]

@mrvasili50 WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrvasili50]

hey if this really happens then switzerland wii be the strongost countrie (:

[TSAR373]

Well we at least know that which will be the post-war superpower- Switzerland :D

[Oskar59216]

The fat and stupid crazy people in the USA that's right!

[1233889]

A happy song about an unhappy threat :)

[1233889]

The fat and stupid people in the USA XD I agree LOL

[mrvasili50]

spain invading france LOL

[BBxTerra]

War...War never changes....

[commanderbubbles123]

looks like im moving to switzerland

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[GLADcss1]

Spain invaded France? `~V-i-V-A~,~E-S-P-A-N-A~`

[Andrewx51]

That is fucking awesome!

[MrDrattius]

Why will be no global WWIII? Because than WWII end and nuclear bomb was research - people understand that no one can win such war. So for what start war if no one win? War is for something - for power and resorces. No one declere war without goal.

[skywalkerhut]

this song is such happy music...

[hamza1024]

Einstein said " if World War 3 happens ,then world war 4 will not happen." no one will be left to fight

[Dante1505]

@hamza1024 Wrong, not "no one will be left to fight", but:

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

[CelestiaLily]

Uh... Anybody watch this video not to make loads of intellectual political comments, but to go completely LULZ at the Hetalia-related stuff? ... Anyone??? *sigh*

Oh yeah: Anyone wanting to move to Switzerland is not allowed to streak naked across his property. Or imagine him yodeling on top of the mountains wearing a dress. Japan did that already.

[nazikiller65]

the fat a crazy people from the u.s.a well that pretty much mcdonalds



[alekses999]

Im fuck the europe and usa.I love russian people and russian technology))

[RandomGamePlayer1]

Of course, during a nuclear war (or WWIII), the Swiss will be the only ones who would say, "What was that noise?"

[zsupersaiyan]

This comment had been removed by Kim Jong il

[Kadishona]

@zsupersaiyan <--- NOW THIS PEOPLE IS A YOUTUBE COMMENT AT IT'S BEST!

[iofline]

The fat and stupid crazy people in the USA :D

[aztecace]

@iofline Hey...Whithout USA The world will be germany

[frbjoernLA]

@iofline They're not really all Fat and Stupid!! or even Crazey.

It really is disappointing to read that comment coming from your Country!

Where a lot of your fellow countrymen live in America in peace. Even though there is a large Armenian community here also!!??

I still wish your country well from America and I am not Fat, Stupid or Crazy. It's also refreshing to know that not all the people from the country you identify yourself with do not bare the same hostility toward America that you do!

[BaxterXenon]

@frbjoernLA Chill man, there are SOME Fat, Stupid, Crazy bastards in America. The video never said EVERYONE was a fat, stupid, crazy person. If you can remember that there were some stupid and crazy people in USA (E.g Sarah Palin....). And a lot of people in USA are obese but NOT EVERYONE. So try not to take it as some insult, it's just a joke man.

[aztecace]

@iofline AMERICA WOULD NEVER ATTACK ANYONE UNLESS THEY ATTACK AMERICA!!!

[Ascensiam]

@aztecace Just like Iraq attacked America first? Just like Vietnam attacked America first? Just like Taliban attacked America first? Just like Libya attacked America first? Just like North Korea attacked America first? Just like Palestine attacked America first? Just like Cuba attacked America first?

[777Goss]

@Ascensiam

Вы все войны начали вы 3 и начнете

[Ascensiam]

@777Goss Я датский

[FinMilkku]

@Ascensiam In Vietnam, USA wasn't fighting against the whole Vietnam idiot. There was a civil war In Vietnam. Communist North vs. the South. USA was in the cold war, fighting against communism. so they went to fight against the north with the South. The Taleban were supporting the al-qaida. and al-qaida did attack USA. 3000 dead. and to destroy al-qaida, USA had to destroy the taleban too. in Korea they were supporting their friends/allies. the south korea. same thing with Israel/Palestine.

[noobtuberukvsusa]

@Ascensiam yeah all of them are true but not 2 iraq invaded kwait a peaceful country and the CUBANS threaten us

[Ascensiam]

@noobtuberukvsusa america still invaded iraq by interfering.

Cuba has all the legal right in the world to have missiles on it's soil just like NATO has it with turkey.

[noobtuberukvsusa]

@Ascensiam well its because we though you were gonna nuke us why , A FLEET OF RUSSIANS SHIPS WERE SAILING TO CUBA!

[Ascensiam]

@noobtuberukvsusa yeah, so what? that isn't an act of war either, they never entered american waters.

[daan242424]

@Ascensiam what iraqi attack?, what vietnamese attack? cuban attack?

[Ascensiam]

@daan242424 what are you talking about.

[boomerang403]

@Ascensiam Your right if it was the opposite 

[boomerang403]

@Ascensiam You make so much bulllshit .. who the fuck is your teacher a retarded menatal guy or didn ur mum right this comment well if she did then tell her to go and kill her self

[Ascensiam]

@boomerang403

*bullshit

*mental

*write

*didn't

*herself

also remember punctuations and comma, you don't want to look like a retard now.

[boomerang403]

@Ascensiam Well that's my problem because I can write with punctuation and I only use it at school or work.. But on internet Facebook and twitter I just use Something called 'Internet slang'.So why the fuck do you care about people using grammar or not. Don't you understand the word coz ,i,u,,yh,oh,. And get your facts right ...You've been brainwashed by the US. Claiming their soldiers are 'heroes'. When clearly killing civilians is not even fucking close to heroic acts.

[Ascensiam]

@boomerang403 There are two important things you need to know.

First, this ''internet slang'' not only makes you seem lazy and ignorant, it also only works well for english speaking people. ''U'' for me, for example, sounds NOTHING like ''you'' and ''R'' doesn't sound like ''are'', for me it sounds like ''eir''.

So internet slang is pretty close-minded towards any person on earth without english as first language, you'll also find that no smart people here use it.

Secondly, i am Anti-american.

[boomerang403]

@Ascensiam Where are you from?

[Ascensiam]

@boomerang403 Denmark

[boomerang403]

@Ascensiam Sorry about the thing I said PS I'm Anti-American too

[Labargoth]

@Ascensiam That's all wrong. America attacked all of them first...

[Ascensiam]

@Labargoth Sit back, think for a moment.

You're actually the only one here besides boomerang403 that utterly fails to see this is harsh, harsh sarcasm.

[Labargoth]

@Ascensiam Well that's the problem with responses as top comments...

[Ascensiam]

@Labargoth i didn't ask for 28 thumbs up, everyone just kinda found it nice burn against a pro-american.

[Harzburgitic]

@aztecace BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[JanJanych]

@aztecace, you are moron!

[junjoni]

lol

[xXBCARLXx]

screw you guys, i'm going to new zealand 

[Xantonium]

this video is the COD modern warfare story

[alekses999]

Im sorry,Im from russia,its true that all american people think that in Russia live the bear on bicykle?

[JanJanych]

@alekses999, I'm from mother RRussia too, comrrade alekses. This is trrue. Herre is only the bearres on the bicycles. They are always stole ourr vodka and playing balalaikas, Let's sing the gimn about our tsar Putin and KGB, put on your ushanka and go to continue rrepairr our nukes with hammerrs against that capitalistic pigs!

[cyrqa200]

If this happens, I will move to switzerland.

[Suprimemaster]

@cyrqa200

if it would be real, evrything in the worl will be nuclear wasted and it will be VERY cold for a long time.

Because the nuclear winter.

so we all die in a nuclear war :( :( :(

[IloveMIT8923]

@Suprimemaster You need to watch The Road (free on Youtube), OBVIOUSLY some people live. (Joke, but, yeah, The Road is a good post-castrophe (never says what destroys the planet) and "nuclear" winter setting; also, if you watch the movie, look at a lot of the other characters' hands, a lot of them have no thumbs).

[Suprimemaster]

@IloveMIT8923

i know, thta some people can survive a nuclea detonation.

but, if there are 20 or 30 nukes, which detonates around the world, the most is nuclear wastet and the people are dieing because of least 10 sievert.

nobody can say how the word looks after a nuclear war

[RedJoker550]

@megaheracross2 Screw it, everything is burning anyway :D

[megaheracross2]

Doesn't France have nukes and Spain does not?

[20ROYROY]

Nice song

[tyson1903]

TURKIYA RUSSIA IRAN IS BOMBING THE WORLD FUCK USA AND ISREAL , GREECE AND ARMENIA !

[MACTAVESH]

ПРИКОЛЬНАЯ ПЕСЕНКА! НЕ ЗНАЮ ПЕРЕВОДА,НО ПРИКОЛЬНАЯ...)))