Happy Zombie Easter! - The Atheist Experience #600

[salamut2202]

The answer is yes!

[Paur]

And I say to you now; this generation shall not pass until I have eaten your BBRRRAAAAIIINNNNS.

[Trinity3L]

Haha,Wow,they will go to extremes to disprove god.but we still have Easter and its still a holiday. Atheist are so funny.

[patcon314]

@Trinity3L

No, atheists do not try to "disprove God." (you really should capitalize the name of your deity) The atheist view is that they haven't seen sufficient proof to believe that a deity exists and ask (challenge) believers to provide the evidence to convince them.

[Brenda2OOO]

HAPPY EARTH DAY!!

Celebrate the natural world. It's so amazing, who needs zombies?

[SinnFein4ever]

Bad sound quality on this vid.

[Crunchy68]

This Easter I'mma surround my house with peashooters, wall-nuts, torchwood and chompers. Just in case.

[ARAFELI]

"And the lord went on to them and did say brains brains.... brains"

[ochoan8or]

@Preator6 yea..ok these guys misinterpret the bible like their 3 year olds. and they have no respect for anybody but themselves. theyre their own gods.

[CrypticMantisTX55]

100% Zombie free organization? Are you prejudiced against undead Americans?

[dontliethetruth]

@CrypticMantisTX55 knew it, damn rrracist atheists

[MusicMyLife2112]

LOL, you guys could survive a Zombie attack. Wait.... it came back to life once so, could it do that continously?! 0_o

[coolbeansmellon]

Brilliant!

[LuigiPeach]

The Book of Brains 17:3

And the LORD went unto them and did say "Braains... Braaains... Braains!"

ROFLMFAO

[ollyinatipi]

So no zombies called in on the zombie special then? What a shame I've been finding them all quite funny!

[tiggerdodds]

This was an early Christian demonstration of Nuclear physics- sort of a take on the Schroedingers cat paradox ( where the cat is simultaneously both dead AND alive)..... The Tomb was both closed and open at the same time.

All this 2000 years before Schroedinger came up with it.

It's a MIRACLE! Hee Hee hee

[do0me0nice]

I have been an atheist for at least 8 years, and I found this episode exceptionally blasphemous!

Good job I didn't know i had any feels left in me like that

[genericmeatunit]

Zombie, perhaps. Or, maybe Vampire? There's the obsession with drinking blood . . .

[travisklein11]

Nice video guys. Is Austin Access FULL of religious shows? Tucson is.

[darkdestiny0002]

BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!.... Brains!!! LOL

[Slacktoo]

LMAO I love how even the guy on the left finds the guns and shit is going too far 1:29

[ColoradoMikeyS]

God is Santa Claus for adults.

[DaydreamingCrow]

@ColoradoMikeyS Santa is much more appealing. PRAISE SANTA!!!

[Zakalaks]

@ColoradoMikeyS Santa Claus is God for people who know the truth!

[torm0]

@ColoradoMikeyS Lol, so Santa Claus is God for kids.

[jonwayneisgod]

@ColoradoMikeyS hey that was my saying LOL even made a video on it. BUT yeah the story of Jesus is the same lie we tell children to make them behave....

[checkillo]

yeaah the jewish zombie

[lc237]

Always great vids. Thanks. Keep them coming.

[illbetilbake]

brains... braaaains....

say, is there a christian church that advocates the eating of jesus' brains*?

[janb6969]

these are are just as dumb as the people they make fun of. blah blah blah yeah we know already, now go get a job.

[Potato0verlord]

what are are?

lol.

[KamasutraButterfly]

The book of brains! There's a book I'd like to read.

[Ral0q]

lol you misspelled "brains". Did zombie jesus get to you?

[Subutubiata]

Branes is a direct, transliteration of the Aramaic 'bryianus, ' a common name in the Near East.

Of course, zombie Jesus liked to speak Aramaic, and as he hung upon the cross he was trying to say: 'Brian, I can see your house from here...'

[leporidus]

"...and the non-creator said: Branes! Branes!"

[lailum]

wow... these guys are hardcore MILITANT atheists

[leporidus]

Have a cracker.

[nakedapedude]

I can't wait for episode 666, I hear the world is going to end.

[Emin3mRulez]

I wonder if Jesus is a smoker or a hunter. Or maybe hes one of the horde!

[SeNsaToR]

Lol'd.

[sickwiggles]

Jesus was a half reverse zombie actually.

[Deanbass77]

Isn't that the kind that throws up on you to call the horde?

[banonKING]

Left 4 Dead reference, me thinks?

[pyrix]

BRAINS!

[VelociralexBojarzin]

I wonder what they'll do for episode 666...

[Neeboopsh]

maybe they will take off their masks and reveal that they are Lucifer in the flesh and want to eat your soul at a gay wedding reception while burning their flags after taxing said flags.

[VelociralexBojarzin]

I'll probably start a religion regarding it

[kendrawhisp]

the disturbing thing is that deep down you actually think that they are Satan, or if this is a joke, then the disturbing thing is that, some fundies actually think that they are Satan.

[Neeboopsh]

yes, i was joking. and i even used the common link people make between republicans/fiscal conservatives and religious fundamentalists to be extra clear of the sarcastic nature of the comment

[kendrawhisp]

i didn't read after wedding reception :p

And i don't know of this common link cos i'm not well versed in american politics

[darthcaedus666]

Lets hope that mormons don't jack the time slot for that week.

[digitised]

probably reveal that the number of the beast is 616 as stated in the earliest found copies of revelaions...

[waltermh111]

its annoying how atheists know the bible and christian history better then christians do.

If only they would learn all of it.

But then they are so good about ignoring you when you try to explain it.

Such an annoying opponent christians are.

[Elitistb616]

If the majority of Christians knew more of the bible and the history behind it ... then there wouldn't be many Christians.

[ochoan8or]

@Elitistb616 not really.. history blocks out the biblical texts so that no1 will get offended.

[ochoan8or]

wat time do u guys go on air. bc i would love to laugh at ur moronic speaking of christianity.

[kpgpwi64]

@ochoan8or call in, i would love to laugh at you getting destroyed..

[jgskpx0389]

what happen to Matt?

[waltermh111]

he has been sick for awhile

[zakrizo]

where did you get that from? Just wondering.

[waltermh111]

i went to the atheist meetup in the morning and the show was discussed.

[InfectedDaemon]

"...we have shotguns, grenades, pipebombs and all sorts of goodies, because you can never be to careful"

Jeff promptly clarifies "Those are for the Zombies, right?"

Russell looks blankly into space for two seconds and then says "Yeah"

Jeff shakes head in resignation.

lol

[raelAlan]

zombie

noun

1. a dead body that has been brought back to life by a supernatural force

[JayK0by]

wow, nver thought of the Jesus guy as a zombie, but i like that!

[poorkinghaggard]

Invisible telepathic Jewish zombie, that is his own father, and lives in the sky.

[CityUndead]

^_^

[aderek79]

Jesus is an equal opportunity zombie.

He thinks that if he and other zombies can eat the flesh of the living, then the living should be able to eat the flesh of zombies.

[MrFacet]

Hm, is this 'positive atheism' or is this Christian-bashing?

[FreePlay]

It's hilarious is what it is.

[MrFacet]

You may find it hilarious, I think it is contraproductive and less mature than the AE's I'm used to.

[educatedAtheist]

on one hand I want to say your right! Matt would have never gone along with this. On the other hand I must be honest I was making Jesus Zombie jokes all day long yesterday. I was laughing my ASS off

[FreePlay]

Yes, because atheists must always be totally serious. No fun allowed.

[MrFacet]

Not saying you have to be serious. It's about reaching the people on the fence.

[p0us3r]

both

[3R3MITE]

I always said they should have taken off his head instead.

[CauseIHadToAsk]

I think jesus might be better considered an lich or even a revanant more so then a zombie.

[frequencysoftware]

Roll 2 d20's for your saving throw! lol

[SoullessAtheist]

I have a question to ask viewers.

When the bunnies arrived at the tomb of Jesus how many eggs did they hide and what number of blue baby chickens accompanied them?

[DustyMay1944]

12 eggs and 2 chicks; Bunnies have not been able to lay eggs ever since then but chicks have appeared in many blue movies.

[SoullessAtheist]

Wow Great Answer! You get a Gold Star for your Jesus sock this Christmas which represents the Star of Bethlehem, who as you may know was the most well known of the blue movie chicks. For an additional point can you name the movie that made this chick famous?

[DustyMay1944]

DEEP THROAT?

[SoullessAtheist]

Bleeeeep!

I'm sorry, the correct answer was the film version of "Porn Again Christian" staring that most Saintly of Sinners Miss V. Mary whose first usage of the perpetual hymenizer which won her Best Actress at the 2005 AVN Awards.

Thank you for playing.

[coerce1]

He dies for our sins and came back for our brains!

[ContinuumXT]

hahaha, lol, the caller knows it by heart it seems and emmediately gives the correct answer.

win

[frotwenty]

ugh, no Matt or Jen gets 1 star.

[011EviL]

Zombie Jesus lived because of the lack of Shotguns.

[syriangamer]

What were the women doing out of the kitchen:P

jk jk

[Katalyzt]

Symbolically, eat human flesh, and drink blood? What a barbaric tradition christians have.

Katalyzt

[MagnusIan]

*Jesus rises from the grave*

"Look! It's Jesus! Our Lord and Savior has retur-"

*Christ begins to chow down on human flesh*

"He chose me! I am truly blessed to-

AHHHH THAT REALLY HURTS!"

[ndvuncle]

Brains: The real, "Last Supper."

And he's still eating them!

[Tineafa]

The hay heist egg spear science.

[mattblackcat]

When there is no more room in Hell the fundies will walk the earth

[dawn0293]

Then, shit hell must have been full up for some time now.

[PurushaDesa]

And the Lord said :

"Code Red. Kill Everyone."

[soulinite]

lol

[qanazir]

And then Jesus rose from the death and the people rejoiced!

Untill his craving for human flesh started to cut down their number.

[Humanist555]

Apparently there is a 3 day refractory period to achieve re-erection.

[12outland12]

lol lol and more lol

[avalsonline]

however, if it lasts more than three days, please call a doctor

[shubidubar]

lmfao

[thebenfiquista]

Pretty funny.