Yeah. Why argue, it's not like there's people trying to introduce this shit into schools. It's not like people is trying to lay waste to our knowledge of biology, geology, our understanding of cosmology. It's not like some people's indiviual freedoms are being voted off. It's not like scientific research (like stem cells) is being hampered. It's not like sexual education is being neglected. It's not like voters are being swindled by this.
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The Bible had given us many scientific facts before scientists had discovered them. The Bible told us the earth was round and the number of stars in the universe. The theory of evolution is just a theory constructed by a man. Many people considering evolution as a possibility know there are many holes in that theory. The Bible doesn't argue against science but tells us a great deal about it. Let's trust in what God tells us about his creation and not in man's theories of it.
@Shhboy no it doesn't actually; it says the sun stopped moving; so it could mean one of 2 things:
1) the sun revolves around the earth, and God stopped the sun, or
2) the earth revolves around the sun, and God stopped the earth
all we read is that the sun didn't move from it's place in the sky
since in those times, the israelites didn't know about heliocentric vs. geocentric theories, it would look as if the sun stopped moving, and that would be where the geocentric theory came from
You know that if the Earth was stopped in its orbit around the sun, it would no longer have the angular momentum to stay in orbit, right? It would simply fall inward from ordinary gravitation. And no, no matter what happens, the sun does not revolve around the Earth. Stick with the program, even the Pope admitted that one eventually.
shit finally someone ells calling these religious nuts a sheep, MY GOD XD, people like CeroPochuxo can not think for them selves, and then they want to down on everyone ells for having... THOUGHTS... your right it was a Theory, proven to be true... each and every day, it is proven to be true...
Sorry, but how do you know CeroPochuxo wasn't thinking for him/herself? Just because there are other people who *gasp* have reached the same conclusions? Don't a lot of people who've posted on this video share the same opinions? I'm not calling you guys sheep, I actually agree for the most part. But it's stupid to bash other people for their opinions, it makes you look close-minded.
Oh, but I do think the whole "dinosaur bones are satanic" thing is crap, and Tool is the best band ever. :)
@the40inchtaco Honestly, what's the difference? Christians follow the bible, atheists follow other obnoxious, loud atheists. Atheism isn't a shortcut to actually being intelligent.
The bible also sais that the human race was born from one woman which in case you dont understand would make us all cousins...Tell me...would happen to be from Arkansas or Texas?
yes it can fet weirder....mary was a pregnant virgin and rode a mule to bethlehem to give birth in a stable in front of livestock while the Angels allerted the shepards that were in the fields that a King was born....mind you the shepards in the fields tending their flocks IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKIN DECEMBER!!!!!
hmmm... okay, that's one more tali mark on the board. What about the weird idea that when Jesus comes back, he'll raise with him an army of the dead? So... Christ is going to call zombies to his aid.... maybe he'll perform Thriller with them, I don't know.
How can one be so funny when they're mad? xD
AdamSKHaj 3 months ago
@tmzrox
Yeah. Why argue, it's not like there's people trying to introduce this shit into schools. It's not like people is trying to lay waste to our knowledge of biology, geology, our understanding of cosmology. It's not like some people's indiviual freedoms are being voted off. It's not like scientific research (like stem cells) is being hampered. It's not like sexual education is being neglected. It's not like voters are being swindled by this.
Also christmas gifts=pagan tradition.
kaminarigaston 9 months ago 4
@kaminarigaston ahhh sarcasm
phildirt3 9 months ago
@tmzrox Christmas presents aren't related to Christianity. They're a Wiccan tradition. Congrats, you're a credit to your cult.
rgdd2000 9 months ago
i had to remind myself to breathe
TH3USUALSUSPECT 1 year ago
the look on his face after he says 'the handiwork of the devil" absolutely cracks me up
samuraichikx 1 year ago
try to pass a message of 150 words by mouth and ask someone to pass it along for 7000 yrs. 1 god day = 1000 human years.
At the end of it, What message do u get?
Cumified 1 year ago
REALITY
runnysmokey0304 2 years ago
REALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
helplessEWOK 2 years ago
LOL i've heard this shit, that is the same dumb shit the Jehovah's witnessess say of course my retort is...............
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......HA"
MysticAngelina 2 years ago
Lewis changed his name .Black is not a Jewish name its a color.His real last name is lucifer ,LOL
zeno57 2 years ago
I hope none of you assholes tried to say he stole this bit from Bill Hicks...because that would be weak!
trojanstudent 3 years ago 2
he did though.
blatspanner 2 years ago
@trojanstudent Both are great comdians.
zwwalker 1 year ago
unfortunatly there are some dumbass christians out there that say some stupid shit. i aint one of them
obshane 3 years ago
Oh my non-existant god, i know exactly how he feels.
"Fossils are the handiwork of the devil" sounds like something my dad would say
royalblewitup 4 years ago 5
so funny i love this guy
cassandrabadie 4 years ago 2
........"I had to remind myself to breathe!"
NeroAngelo616 4 years ago 6
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The Bible had given us many scientific facts before scientists had discovered them. The Bible told us the earth was round and the number of stars in the universe. The theory of evolution is just a theory constructed by a man. Many people considering evolution as a possibility know there are many holes in that theory. The Bible doesn't argue against science but tells us a great deal about it. Let's trust in what God tells us about his creation and not in man's theories of it.
CeroPochuxo 4 years ago
yes the bible also said that the sun revolves around the earth!How scientific!
Shhboy 4 years ago 22
@Shhboy no it doesn't actually; it says the sun stopped moving; so it could mean one of 2 things:
1) the sun revolves around the earth, and God stopped the sun, or
2) the earth revolves around the sun, and God stopped the earth
all we read is that the sun didn't move from it's place in the sky
since in those times, the israelites didn't know about heliocentric vs. geocentric theories, it would look as if the sun stopped moving, and that would be where the geocentric theory came from
lilacgurl8 1 year ago
@lilacgurl8
You know that if the Earth was stopped in its orbit around the sun, it would no longer have the angular momentum to stay in orbit, right? It would simply fall inward from ordinary gravitation. And no, no matter what happens, the sun does not revolve around the Earth. Stick with the program, even the Pope admitted that one eventually.
sobeita 1 year ago
The Bible is a catch 22. The only proof that it's the word of God is that it says it is.
Learn to think for yourselves, sheep.
the40inchtaco 4 years ago 39
shit finally someone ells calling these religious nuts a sheep, MY GOD XD, people like CeroPochuxo can not think for them selves, and then they want to down on everyone ells for having... THOUGHTS... your right it was a Theory, proven to be true... each and every day, it is proven to be true...
Ginurufu 4 years ago 3
Sorry, but how do you know CeroPochuxo wasn't thinking for him/herself? Just because there are other people who *gasp* have reached the same conclusions? Don't a lot of people who've posted on this video share the same opinions? I'm not calling you guys sheep, I actually agree for the most part. But it's stupid to bash other people for their opinions, it makes you look close-minded.
Oh, but I do think the whole "dinosaur bones are satanic" thing is crap, and Tool is the best band ever. :)
electricsheep93 3 years ago
Spoken like a Tool fan. If you haven't listened to Tool's music you should.
GRAWpcsucks216 4 years ago
@the40inchtaco Seems a tad out of context.
KrypticAsylum 1 year ago
@KrypticAsylum your mom is out of context..
matttylove 1 year ago
@the40inchtaco Honestly, what's the difference? Christians follow the bible, atheists follow other obnoxious, loud atheists. Atheism isn't a shortcut to actually being intelligent.
MrBrassBalls 1 month ago
if the bible tells us that the world is round, why was the church so reluctant to acccept it as a fact?
Xainor 4 years ago 4
sucker...
sttau 4 years ago
lol wut?
Shadowsoldier07 4 years ago
erm...no.
no no no no no no.
stonerhino0 4 years ago
hm wow... did god also give us the ipod and cloned, glow in the dark cats??
chicksgotgame17 4 years ago 2
The bible also sais that the human race was born from one woman which in case you dont understand would make us all cousins...Tell me...would happen to be from Arkansas or Texas?
AllmightyQustionMark 4 years ago 4
I'm pretty sure that incest is a no-no in the bible, so why is mankind build upon it?
I mean it has to say "Thou shalt not fuck thine sister"
666brandon666 4 years ago 6
and Eve came from Adam's ribs............ can it get any weirder?
Nixel85 3 years ago
yes it can fet weirder....mary was a pregnant virgin and rode a mule to bethlehem to give birth in a stable in front of livestock while the Angels allerted the shepards that were in the fields that a King was born....mind you the shepards in the fields tending their flocks IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKIN DECEMBER!!!!!
MysticAngelina 2 years ago 4
hmmm... okay, that's one more tali mark on the board. What about the weird idea that when Jesus comes back, he'll raise with him an army of the dead? So... Christ is going to call zombies to his aid.... maybe he'll perform Thriller with them, I don't know.
Nixel85 2 years ago 4
My grandma use to tell my dad that fossils were the handiwork of the devil.
What a concept.
You know, I love my grandma, but shes got to go :)
4grinsproduction 4 years ago 4
LOL How deliciously evil of you :)
GRAWpcsucks216 4 years ago
LMAO! I don't remember this clip but damn I love it.
Shiftat7 4 years ago
I can't wait to see him live
98ROCKGIRL 4 years ago
LOL! Great vid! :D
JTRex666 4 years ago