Duke Nukem Forever Gameplay: Two Blonde Girls - PAX East 11

[LaDyKiLlEr699]

the vibrator XD

[IceWarriorsChannel]

WORST GAME EVER. SEXIEST GAME EVER. duke nukem forever...

[shockazulo]

thats one strong ass vibrator...

[KyotoIsaki]

"Alright! Time for my reward!"

The Epic Moment when you then go to your girlfriend, say that, and get it.

[MrRomanrin]

time for my reward ...and video stops.

FUCK !

[AdmiralBunBuN]

Did anyone get the Starship Troopers reference?

[KiloMonstuh]

From epic gun battle to vibrator? What in the--- O_o I need this game. Now.

[MethodWive]

i love this game, duke is so badass xD he sure has some balls

[LannieX]

It's a nuclear missile ready to explode!

[elementalmaster26]

why u stop at the kissing i was getting horny

[TheIjic]

0:40 He eats the missiles!!

[4yaMk4mPuNg]

0:49 ... He eats the missiles!!

[noscore1]

i wanna see the reward!

[redshark618]

Twelve years? This game reeks of anticlimax. Not trying to troll, just saying that the world has kinda moved on.

[kea919306]

@redshark618 Duke 5 shall come and absolve us of the sins of Forever

Forever was a finacial success

Remember the secret 8th law of the universe

No matter how many delays,or bad reviews coming from paid critics

Always bet on Duke

[PCgamerShookuup]

nuclear dildo

[dandan6365]

0:28 blast explosions :30 huston we got a problem

[KRSONNOG]

Dude below me if you use the YouTube app on your iPhone there are no ads :D

[ProfessorRawr]

I'm ok with my computer gets ads, but when you give my god damn iPhone ads, you've gone to far!

[PhotoSchnipp13]

atomic dildo

[SerdarCirak]

i bet half of the gamers got really stressed when the twins get kidnapped right at the part they get kidnapped by aliens

[jordylovekarate]

lmao that nuke dildo :D

[FFantasyDreams]

Is that what I think it is at 0:31 ? o - o

[Pratttan2]

@FFantasyDreams No, it's just a turtle.

[FFantasyDreams]

@Pratttan2 Really? I thought it was bird..

[Pratttan2]

@FFantasyDreams Birds have been used as dildos before.

[JolietJakeJ]

Well of course its gonna 'suck' no one would have been happy unless it made you immortal from playing it.

[Axel54631]

I personally think this game suck, but I defend all people's right to play it , sex is great!

[freereg29]

duke nukem sucks. 15 years in the making and its really disappointing

[BrunowMarz88]

@freereg29 you suck that game is awesome

[Martinmonette1]

1:00 for skip.

[jamielockdown]

I love the way the Battlefield 3 ad goes "Above and beyond the call" but can't bring itself to finish the sentence!

[flamerollerx01]

I know who the guy that does the voice of duke is!! It's that curly black haired goofy guy from The Drew Carey Show! He also does Batman and other voice acting. Usually he does comedy.

[Valeeee1996]

press 8 to bitch slap

[BloodDeathApathetic]

u wanna touch it dont u lmao

[gta99silverado]

Its ok for me when I get an Ad.

Its ok for me when my video buffers

But when my fucking Ad buffers-

[gamershrader]

@gta99silverado then there's hell to pay XD i know what ya mean though my ads buffer too ~_~

[odiemodie1]

@0:34 CAN'T TOUCH THAT...

[Footynet]

0:31 WHAT DOES THIS DO........OHHHHHH

[SSDavyS]

00:00

[kevinwwefan97]

This game cost $10 now on Gamestop! WTF!

[BassGosple]

@kevinwwefan97 The reason should be obvious, consumer

[SuperMikaelAngelo]

@kevinwwefan97 I know how u feel.. I payed FULL blown price for this game. . And it was pretty shit. I couldn't even get myself to complete it.

[TheGiaroo]

Why does a man as straight as duke have a dildo?

[clarkcolt45]

@TheGiaroo he found it in the dressing room...

[Zorqe]

$5 on Steam right now! Though I'm not gonna get it.

[halokidRW]

no i dont want to touch it

[proguardian12]

press 8 for blonde girls

[Scraplstolemyname]

I don't know how anyone could ever take this game seriously.

[Saukkomestari]

@Scraplstolemyname It's duke nukem, you just don't take it "seriously"

[jaredbonefas]

wow that boss he was fighting looks exactly like the titan from resistance

[PointlessVideos4Lyfe]

lol is this game ever coming out? its about time now

[DoctorDubst3p]

@PointlessVideos4Lyfe This game came out ages ago, it's horrible.

[Martinsleep]

@PointlessVideos4Lyfe Been out for about half a year now?

[PointlessVideos4Lyfe]

@Martinsleep Yeah, right. I refuse to believe it!

[barnabywilson183]

nope sorry i do not

[ReaperSound]

I prefer to watch Angry Joe's review of Duke Nukem 

[TommyGunner998]

"you wanna touch it dont you?"

nope, i wanna smell it

[JibJabJabs]

@TommyGunner998 Comment thief. Be original next time lol.

[lolAbeaglelol]

lol Starship Troopers reference.

[dylancr32]

0:23 Duke say: "KILL EM ALL" METALLICAAAAAAA lml

[DrZen007]

@dylancr32

FUCK YEEHHHH

\m/

[MasteroChieftan]

What a shitty fucking game. What the hell took 10 years...jesus christ...

[tokyomilkshake2]

Was that a dildo?

[Thunderbird457]

hit comment is 5 pages before this comment

[Thunderbird457]

does anyone know if that tabzeoli guy is legit?

[sparkykfc]

How do they make that noise with thier tongue?? xD

[EdHardy10910]

0:00 NO COMMERCIAL

[Florecentcolor]

Who ever invented this game has a complete mind of Evil.

[scyth106]

"you wanna touch it dontcha" the best sentence he said :3 like if u agree

[joseaca]

1:16

looking into the mirror

hes talking to himself

[TheRealBarnez]

0:32 - Kernkraft 400... that is all.

[Teownie15]

WTF

[crysis1147852369]

nuclear vibrator: a plesure worth diyng for

[d3s7roy3ra]

did i just have to watch a 30 sec ad for a 1 min video?

[NinjaBarbiexx]

i like i like :D

[lRAF99]

Such a shit game I gave mine away after two days

[BlankeNerven]

Press 5 for the vibrator!

[seyoum2]

1:02 Harrr

[redryan20000]

this game turned out to be so bad

[EclipsoNight]

Press 4 and 8 repeatedly, time for MY reward!

[sandinstilettos]

Random Vibratorrr.

[eppapa1]

1:03 RRRRR XD

[MegaFreaksofcock]

Time For My Reward !

[MrMafja]

you wanna touch it don't you ?? hahahaha lol

[DaMrLmnt]

hell yeah, radioactive dildo!

[TheRsPottu]

thumbs up if duke nukem time to kill is better than this :)

[Atasenji]

Holy shit Nukem's changed sense the N 64 version. Duke Nukem Forever = I MUST FUCKING GET IT AAAAAAHH!!!!!

[originalkaidenthe666]

egg beater at 0:30

[chungish]

the 1600 dislikes are probably from the ppl who expect 2 blonde chicks

[Noitze]

Press 8 for hot blondes XD

[MrsKayKayPL]

Vibrator !

[501hell]

press 5 for buzzing PENIS?!!!!!

[kaiser22able]

now we just need a cup.

[BLAK0KROSS]

@kaiser22able Is that a better idea than watching Duke Nukem?

[H4rdstyleFTW]

bzzzzzzzzzzt WTF?!

[KevinLionMusic]

0:33 ???

[501hell]

press 6 for dragon breath



[yoyokid3451]

@501hell hold 6 down for MATRIX DRAGON BREATH!

[cacaman15]

@501hell FUS RO DAH!

[02122838103]

0:01



[SofaK1ngWeTaDid]

I bought duke... Worst game I ever got.

[juanpastation]

i really wish duke was real... he'd kick your damn ass real good

[tabzeoli]

I'm currently working with Scott Miller CEO 3D Realms on the DN feature film screenplay, I'm writing the script and this is NOT SPAM! Please we need "Duke FANS" to help. We're trying to get the studio to go for the guy we want to play duke nukem, they want some young kid, and as the Producer and Writer, I don't wnat that. Please help With VOTES. I promise this is not a joke or SPAM. The votes will be shown to the head of the studio. Please give us your support, at dukenukemmoviepollcom

[FuryfighterX]

No WAIT!!!!! I wanna see the reward!!! T_T

pretty please...

[jvome]

i remember the gun with the 3 barrels from the playstation 1 :O

[blueronin]

1:01 is where it's at = )

[heartofzorro]

reward :)

[cody2bcool]

aw man i wanted to see them making out at 1:07

[vvoy]

1:00 BUG ?

[Mincho1994]

1:00 - 1:07

There. That's it.

[RangerGx1]

nuchlear dildo....... well thats new

[LordAdam44]

press 4 bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­z

[AlmightyGameGuy]

WHO THE FUCK, GAVE THIS VIDEO 7,188 LIKES? I WILL FUCKING TERMINATE U IGN, AS THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING WASTE OF 1:21 MINUTES U BASTARDS!

[FlankTank]

@AlmightyGayGameGuy you're just mad cause you said yes to Dukes question.

[AlmightyGameGuy]

@FlankTank Yeah, ur right. Ima go smoke a blunt.

[zorgo12]

@AlmightyGameGuy 1) dont shout, it doesnt help anything 2) you are the only one to blame for that. YOU clicked the movie, you SAW the movie AND responded to the video. The asnwer to your comment:

Why didnt you just click away to another video? We didnt do nothing, it is all your own fault, so go terminate yourself! lazy ass son of a bitch!

[AlmightyGameGuy]

@zorgo12 1) You take life, YouTube, and comments too seriously 2) Go smoke a blunt (thats what I do)

[mikerush76]

@AlmightyGameGuy Love how smokers like you are constantly trying to use it to sound cool and get other approval, 1/4 of the world tokes we just don't have to advertise it in every comment to seek approval from the mass's..

[AlmightyGameGuy]

@mikerush76 And who are you, a teacher? I'm not trying to sound cool but if you did it, you'd be surprised that smoking actually eases the tenses when life hits you with shit.

[mikerush76]

@AlmightyGameGuy I do toke I just dont include that in every comment I make..

[WorldsBestRabbi]

@AlmightyGameGuy or you could I dunno...not be a pussy and deal with life lol. Love how you openly admit that you're a total puss and can't deal with life little emo cry baby :]

just go kill yourself easiest way to "ease the tenses when life hits you with shit."

I'm sure you don't even know what shit is....I

[WorldsBestRabbi]

@AlmightyGameGuy work in a hospital and have to see so many people deal with the shit life gives them and ya know what. They deal with it. It's horrible having to watch the last of a great generation that knew what hard work is die off everyday and instead be replaced by 19 year old overdoes patients...

[AlmightyGameGuy]

@WorldsBestRabbi Wow, send me two messages. I dunno if you haven't noticed by now but... IT WAS A JOKE (DUHHHHHHHHH!)

[valter869]

now i see somebody did xd

[valter869]

nobody saw that he made a reference to starship trooper????

[byncla]

Why were you staring at a dildo?

[RubenNyborg]

dildo?

[TheMinekill]

Me: LESBIAN!!!

[EmperorDLY]

All right time for my reward. Hahaha I remember playing this for the gameboy advance

[imabeast436]

lol @ 0:30

[MrCrackerJack420]

"I'm from Las Vegas, and I say KILL EM' ALL!"

Badass Starship Troopers reference

[nickoli1993]

duke nukem brans vibrator... COME GET SOME!

[PLaTinumDogz]

lol

[PLaTinumDogz]

look @ 0:31

[TheJXC66]

nigga stole my bike

[DrawingForMe]

strange but my Assassins Creed revalations trailer was in 240p !!!

[bedjoe92]

haaarrrrrrrrr

[GoGo152466]

i never got a reward of the 2 blonde girls cuz they died very quik :(

[McKillerRusGaming]

0:30

[banais1]

@420smokeitcuuh Ok first shut your mouth like that everybody will be very happy especially ME and it was just a joke men relax less motivation and third I'm 12 years old and 5 years is your intelligence , and I never played this game and boiii or whatever is "boy"!!

[drjones174]

Holy shit SKYRIM AD!!

[TheSakke233]

i was watched counter strike videos how i came here ? :DDd

[SargantCross]

why the fuck you fucking youtube partners place ad in your videos :@

[dabears17x]

@SargantCross So they can get money...

[starfoxlightspeed]

When i thought Grand Theft Auto was bad...

[AtomicCrackers]

You wanna touch it don't you?

[TehShinegami]

@AtomicCrackers YESH !!!!!

[MaTe12121]

0:29 ......

[Bubblizm]

I guess they put 'two blonde girls' in the title just for more views... well it seems that it worked

[DOPPELgameplayVIDEOS]

@Bubblizm Actually, the video used to be "Two Lesbian Girls gameplay" before it was renamed. :P

[xDUBK4Tx]

@Bubblizm before i watch the rest of this, are there any? XD

[Bubblizm]

@xDUBK4Tx For a amount of time too short to get anything out of it, yes..

[xDUBK4Tx]

@Bubblizm XD your right im gonna go get high =D

[ScrabMix]

1:01 your welcome ;)

[fielm014]

to bad those 2 girls died :(

[AfrikaaBombeetza]

theres a pack of cigarettes beside the vibrator that says "fags" and it has a picture of a man with a moustache dressed in leather

[Xfrimz]

wait, arent they twins?oh lord

[700millions]

"who needs health i got my ego"

[bienenpabst]

DONT FORGET TO FIND THE DILDO....i never read that on another gamescreen before! that happens only at duke´s !

[uppi420]

why does he sound like chris hansen?

[LazyGamerRules]

*after 1:06*

DAMMIT.

-Engineer

[Laxcarl]

"You wanna touch it don't you?"

Nope, I wanna smell it.

[MrSlamm3r90]

@Laxcarl might not be the best idea, you never know where it's been,

ahahahaha.

[zawol17]

loI just got a pop-up for Duke Nukem.

[246135456]

0:57 thunder gun mofos

[JDster4ever]

1:00 your welcome