This movie aired on G4's "Movies That Don't Suck", and it wasn't ANYTHING like the games. The acting and fight scenes were good, but the story, the characters, and the tone were all WRONG! Sould've giving the project to either John Woo or Zack Snyder, they could've done an amazing live-action "Tekken" movie.
Oh yeah. One other thing that pisses me off dayashathists...Eddy's master's daughter is Christie. His wish for was Eddy to teach Christie Capoeira....WHY IS HER STYLE MARTIAL ARTS IN THE MOVIE!? They use the same exact style and moves in Tekken. You know what, I hate bitching, and it's annoying I know...but...this movie pissed lots of people of just as much as you and I. Sometimes even the minor details not worth throwing a fit over...still can create an impact when it's done major wrong.
That's right. Jun wasn't killed by a rocket...AND IT CERTAINLY WASN"T HEIHACHI'S DOING! IT WAS OGRE! OGRE GODDAMNIT!...Or...well, it's assumed. But still, didn't they look at Tekken 6's history that it shows at the beginning. Seriously....As i director, I'd never clot all the time periods in a game together unless I did it section by section as a small prologue and went up to the present time period for Tekken 6...WITH JIN'S MOTHER DEAD! Just as you said dayashathirsts
Katsuhiro Harada didn't like this movie at all. That's why he's making Tekken Blood Vengeance. BLOOD VENGEANCE! Imagine the rage going through Harada's blood vessels! How do you screw something up so bad that you make a Japanese man lose his trust in a big movie company, remake the movie and name it Blood Vengeance?! The fires of hell know no limit to... WHY IS JIN TRYING TO DANCE?! Jin went to hell with Azazel and saved the world, and this is what he gets?
.....how can they not play the game, sit down, get actors, just write a script after the game, and then create a movie? Its like these guys are told to just make a tekken movie and just create their own script from scratch and ....it makes no sense at all. I was gonna buy this thanks man for saving me 20 bucks
@OneWing96 wow he already has a life unlike you hes been in the army served this country proudly he so he has every right to cuss anyway he fucking wants....plus do you see any1 else complainin about his vids NO SO SHUT THE FUCK UP b4 we all get mortal combat spikes an beat the shit out of you you fucking troll
lol dude i wanna see you name 10 things about the movie that you actually liked. no seriously if you can then i would be cool and unbelievable too
i dont like it as much becuz of the camera work and the lack of adrenaline. it drags and doesnt even have it in proper tournament match ups
its supposed to be a tournament chart showing whose gonna fight who like in super street fighter 4 online in the tournament mode at least. instead they dont
so much i could say that sux but its a comment *sigh*
yo wtf....MAN U FUCKN ROCK DUDE LMAO...but u r damn fuckn right..they fucked everything up!!!!ahhhhhgghh o i think i jus realize sumthing too....i really think that is the SAAAAAAAME FUCKN GUY THAT IS GONNA 2 PLAY RYU ON "SF LEGACY" no lie
First of all video games should never EVER be made into movies. I liked Hitman, even though I never played the game itself shouldn't have been made. Silent Hill, Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, Street Fighter, Tekken, ect. should be left alone. STOP making movies based on video games. Good job with your reviews by the way. Far more entertaining than these well known critics on tv and in mags. At 2:15 was funny how u looked into the camera when u pointed out the movie's mistake lol.
Tekken City..........Ugh.................that's like stabbing me in the dick with a rotten carrot that was vomited up by a dead fucking rabbit with a bear fucking its corpse in the GODDAMN ASS!!!!!!!!!!
u mention in the video about miguel rojo? the spanish fighter from tekken 6? yeah, they fucked it up. he looks like a crappy mma fighter. it's miguel cabellero rojo, a spanish brawler in tekken 6. he supposed to wear a bullfighter costume n long shaggy hair. man, they fucked up the character big time. let me guess, heihachi never fought in the film. if he didn't, then they slaughtered the film. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shit.
@dayashathirsts im working on it.. its not triple x from what i can see so far..though i know for a fact ive seen it somewhere.. there is another scene 1:25 XD ever saw the movie godzilla? yea i just now watched that to check.. that part is perfect with godzilla.. tekken has a different angle.. on your video i cant see the american flag but if u watch godzilla and tekken find these two scenes.. match from the people running to the choppers flying by.. XD ill find the other one.
best part of this vid, "TEKKEN CITY??...AGGGGGG AGAG"
man ahh i dont know much about teh story of tekken cause when i was a kid i played tekken 3 just 4 teh hell of it and it was fun, my favorite by the way, but tekken 6 gave me teh basic load down and damn man just damn ha
Just saw your review and am bawling my ass off with laughter with more of your harsh humor at this movie, you certainly made my day with this offering, dude, keep it up. We need more people like you in the world to let others know that movies like this, are a disgrace to video game fans in total and that some things should stay in their original or animated form.
WTF KOF shouldn't be too far behind, am I right? I'll be looking forward to it.
Ohh and also i posted this on my wall on facebook to get more people looking at your channel. Hope it helps man! Oh and sorry i didn't ask permission/. :/
Lol bro, you should have your own TV channel. I'd watch it xDD Some great points brought up in the vid tho.. And you also commented on Heihachi looking like an uncircumcised dick. Which i couldn't stop laughing at. :P keep up the good work bro!
DUDE MIGUEL LOOKS LIKE A KICKASS DRUNK WITH A FUR TRENCH COAT, AND THIS DUDE LOOKS ALL PREPPED, BEEFCAKE AND SHIT. AND MIGUEL HAS A DAMN BEARD....AND YES THAT'S RHYTHM HAHAHA
Thank you so much for this. I laughed so hard I teared up. Being a DOA, Tekken, and KOF fan, these movies make me sad for the future of ALL game-based movies. Keep up the good work.
Ohh myFukin gawd I'm cryin I'm laughing so much xD Blahahahahahaaa!!! Oh mannnn I hope they keep making shitty movies just so we can see another WTF hahahaaaaa!!!!
"He sounds like Harry Potter"....Jon Foo is half-japanese half-british I believe. You didn't complain when he played Ryu in SF:Legacy. I'm just saying.
@pascalaka Because it was a short, it wasnt bad. Hes nothing like jin and it seems hes just acting for money and a bigger resume. I thought he was cool for trying to help joey but fuck him for this movie.
YO DUDE. I KNEW ALL ALONG THE GUYS WHO MADE DIS FILM WAS GONNA FUCK UP. HOLLYWOOD, DO US, THE TRUE FANS OF TEKKEN, STREET FIGHTER, N OTHER GREAT FIGHTING VIDEO GAMES N VIDEO GAMES. DON'T MAKE VIDEO GAMES ADAPTATIONS. U NOT ONLY LOSING MONEY N REVENUE ON THESE MOVIES, BUT EMBARRASSING AND DESTROYING THE REPUTATIONS N THE NAMES OF THE GREATEST VIDEO GAMES OF ALL TIME.
IM GONNA REPEAT DIS: FUCK HOLLYWOOD, NO MORE VIDEO GAME MOVIES
NO MORE VIDEO GAME MOVIES FUCK HOLLYWOOD. THUMBS UP IF U AGREE.
WTF? yo they stole my idea for a project about companies competing in a fighting tournament. n wait a minute? it says tekken is a company? oh my fucking god. HELLO!!!! Tekken means IRON FIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT A GOD DAMMIT COMPANY!!!!! N IT'S A CITY???? REALLY???? FUCK HOLLYWOOD!!!! IM TELLING U. THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!
Ahahahahahahah! Omfg! Dude you deserve a Grammy for this...WOW!! XDXD btw you don't hate me do you? :,( this movie looks like it licked some serious Satanic asshole...and had gay butt sex with hitler -.- absolute Balls in a Garbage bag..
You do know that the guy who played Jin in the movie Played Ryu in Street Fighter Legacy? and That the guy who played Eddie (lateef Crowder) played Baraka in the Mortal Kombat Rebirth Short? They could SOOOOOOO much better....
2:10 - What the fuck? Tekken (鉄拳) itself means Iron Fist : Tetsu (iron) + Ken (fist). God damn it, they ruined the movie right from the start. I'm going to slam my dick into a meat grinder now.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH dude your the best with reviews the only reason i want hollywood to make more anime/game based movies is because you will make more reviews like this.
Im fucking crying, dayasha your one Hilarious Bastard omg, pouring cheerios in my butt cheeks! omg! IM CRYING OMG! Do More Of these fucking reviews please!
Iron FuckingFailFetus Tournament is more like it.
I hate how they made probably one of the most manly men in all the fighting games that have came out a lame ass MMA fighter. I wish the "real Miguel" from Tekken 6 would beat the shit out of the director and the dude who was "suppose" to be Miguel. Good rage man, good rage..
LOL I LOVE YOUR RAGE but i have some bad news for you jon foo the guy who played jin in this piece of shit movie.Has been cast as ryu in the new street fighter movie called street fighter legacy.yep more shit to rage on
This why we gamers need to unite and MAKE producers PLAY the game for 2 weeks and understand the passion for out games BEFORE they can produce the movie.
Eddie Gordo was the BEST and ONLY the best, but this movie was still CRAPTASTIC! Kristie "Caucasian'? Tekken Enterprises? WTF!?!? Mishima Zaibatsu!!!! UGH!!! I saw some of this movie and after, seriously gagging and trying to laugh, I... just threw what I KNEW out the window. Nina and Anna... Was Anna even int he movie? This movie was a waste of film. HOW it got approved, beats the heck out of me.
@warrengonline This why we gamers need to unite and MAKE producers PLAY the game for 2 weeks and understand the passion for out games BEFORE they can produce the movie.
at 1st i liked the movie but now i dont even watch it anymore. only thing i liked was the fights. everything else i dont give a shit about. i only watched it 2 times and dats it. oh and my favorite fight in the movie was the Dragunov vs Bryan fight but the Dragunov actor on facebook told me he was bummed to find out his fight with Bryan was cut in HALF!!? MAN I WANTED TO SEE ALL OF DAT SHIT!!!!
Another thing that really bothered me was that why the hell is Hiehachi and Kazuya cooperating with each other?!?!?!? Aren't they suppose to hate each other so bad that they want to killed each other to death!!! WTF!!!
Damn, good introduction man. At least some of the kids who watch these bad movies need to understand costumes isn't anything. If the story or the action is botched up then you got one messed up piece of crap movie. The review overall was freakin hilarious. I laughed even before I pressed the play button cause I knew how funny this was going to be. LOL XD
The one biggest thing they could do to not screw up Cowboy Bebop is to make a move SERIES out of it and not try to condense it all to a 2-hour movie. If they would do a LOTR type of deal, then the project has a chance to shine. We'll see I guess.
The actor who played Kazuya was the guy who was scorpion in that Mortal Kombat test reboot with Michael Jai White. Anthony Ian Dale, on two years older than the acor who played Jin, John Foo. TEKKEN story is so easy to adapt, wtf happened? Lateef Crowder I would keep as Eddy, Steve would have been young like he supposed to. Where's Xiouyu? Christie became an agent and unlearns Capoiera? I see Jun still in the movie at the beginning, but as a flashback when Ogre attacks her and 15 year old Jin
I need some alien pussy with HIV & puss the size of pamela anderson boobs to explode on my dick to cause a infection that duplicate my cock & fuck the WHOLE UNIVERSE WITH IT!!!!!!
Hollywood doesn't seem to be happy unless they destroy absolutely everything good about every popular television show and video game on the planet.
Street Fighter- Abysmal
Dragonball- Laughable
Avatar: The Last Airbender- Pissed me the fuck off.
Now, they have their sights on one of the Holy Grails of anime, Cowboy Bebop. That show is sacred to it's fans, and now Hollywood is going to shit all over it just like they do everything else with potentially good source material.
@samuraikatana1 Cowboy bebop is my second favortie anime of all time, if they fuck this movie up I believe I will be in tears. We have to stand up to these bullshit people who make these films and get real fans in to do the movie.
Every one says "oh we can make a just like the game/anime script we have to put our own spin on it". It just spells fail!! I believe I will cry if that movie fails. That will be my greatest wtf ever. (next to kof lol hint)
@dayashathirsts As far as I'm aware, the only confirmed cast is Keanu Reeves as Spike correct? I'm not entirely against him playing the part because he has that mysterious feel in most of the characters he plays and Spike has the same quality. How Keanu is able to deliver on Spike's wittiness and humor is in question however. I'm anxiously awaiting the announcement of the remaining cast to see if everything feels right.
I lol'd so hard when you're talking about the actor's foot thing XD
kjjacky 1 month ago
i love every word u said in this video :)
Q8kingoo 2 months ago
@dayashathirsts I FEEL YOUR PAIN...Nuff said
H4554Nboss 2 months ago 2
This movie aired on G4's "Movies That Don't Suck", and it wasn't ANYTHING like the games. The acting and fight scenes were good, but the story, the characters, and the tone were all WRONG! Sould've giving the project to either John Woo or Zack Snyder, they could've done an amazing live-action "Tekken" movie.
sfighter991 3 months ago
Oh yeah. One other thing that pisses me off dayashathists...Eddy's master's daughter is Christie. His wish for was Eddy to teach Christie Capoeira....WHY IS HER STYLE MARTIAL ARTS IN THE MOVIE!? They use the same exact style and moves in Tekken. You know what, I hate bitching, and it's annoying I know...but...this movie pissed lots of people of just as much as you and I. Sometimes even the minor details not worth throwing a fit over...still can create an impact when it's done major wrong.
caneida 4 months ago
That's right. Jun wasn't killed by a rocket...AND IT CERTAINLY WASN"T HEIHACHI'S DOING! IT WAS OGRE! OGRE GODDAMNIT!...Or...well, it's assumed. But still, didn't they look at Tekken 6's history that it shows at the beginning. Seriously....As i director, I'd never clot all the time periods in a game together unless I did it section by section as a small prologue and went up to the present time period for Tekken 6...WITH JIN'S MOTHER DEAD! Just as you said dayashathirsts
caneida 4 months ago
Tekken City? This film looks worse than Resident Evil Afterlife and that was the worst thing I've seen since some shitty ancient Godzilla rip-off.
JPotential 4 months ago
funniest thing ever!! 04:49
TheYking90 5 months ago
The Dead or alive movie was worse than this.Tekken Blood Vengeance SHOULD be better than this piece of trash.Nice review.You're funny. ^_^
killerrodan 5 months ago
at the end of the movie he should have went devil jin
shupuf44 6 months ago
lol @ calling Cung Lee a rapist and Roger Huerta a gay, they will whoop yo ass but i like your vids bro
Unlimited035 7 months ago
@Unlimited035 Actually they wont, but thanks.
dayashathirsts 6 months ago 4
lol tekken city
GreatestMKfighter 7 months ago
Katsuhiro Harada didn't like this movie at all. That's why he's making Tekken Blood Vengeance. BLOOD VENGEANCE! Imagine the rage going through Harada's blood vessels! How do you screw something up so bad that you make a Japanese man lose his trust in a big movie company, remake the movie and name it Blood Vengeance?! The fires of hell know no limit to... WHY IS JIN TRYING TO DANCE?! Jin went to hell with Azazel and saved the world, and this is what he gets?
Ocelotlikespie 7 months ago
.....how can they not play the game, sit down, get actors, just write a script after the game, and then create a movie? Its like these guys are told to just make a tekken movie and just create their own script from scratch and ....it makes no sense at all. I was gonna buy this thanks man for saving me 20 bucks
csm07cb 7 months ago
go see Tekken Blood Vengeance - Teaser Trailer guys
TakaEiyuuteki 7 months ago
@TakaEiyuuteki I saw it, and even though I haven't seen this movie, I can already tell "Tekken:Blood Vengeance" will be the better film.
sfighter991 5 months ago
hey david, you noticed that Jin is the same guy as in the Street Fighter Legacy movie playing Ryu??
FaridYM 8 months ago
why does Law look like a fucking serial rapist? LMAO!!!
FaridYM 8 months ago
why does Heihachi look like a fucking uncircumcised dick? LMAO!!!
FaridYM 8 months ago
Best YouTube Vid ever
guterbol 8 months ago
hahaha in WTF DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION i said that the next video will be WTF TEKKEN and u made it thank you !! lol
DjBruninho1234 10 months ago
LMAO!!! you have a good eye I hadn't noticed that he almost broke his foot!!! XD
When you said that I laughed so hard I spit up my soda and almost
peed on myself!!!
I watched that part 3 times LMAO!!!
Going 2 watch it agian!!! LMAO XD
Keep up the good work!!!
VHopkins19 10 months ago
I kinda knew the Tekken movie was going to be shitty!!! lol
Here are some the Facts:
1.) Actors knew nothing about the actual game!!! LMAO!!! XD
2.) If the Street Fighter & Dragon Ball movie sucked!!!
what makes you think the Tekken movie was going to any good!!! LMAO!!!
3.) Remember now this is Tekken... the most coldest & unrealistic game Ever!!!
I'm a Die hard Tekken fan!!! Don't get it Twisted!!! lol
Ive been playing Tekken for almost 10 years and never lost a match!!!
VHopkins19 10 months ago
WITW Tekken! What in the world, Tekken! I say, this 1911 button is delightful.
BreaktheChainsofFate 11 months ago
You should have gotten a medal of honor for watching that shit movie
KillaRock404 11 months ago
i like
philizitus 11 months ago
Dude that was the guy who played shang tsung lmao
Egg0233 11 months ago
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I WANT YOU TO STFU
no reason exept you curse like a 12 yrold. get a fuckin life and stop gettin your PMS over sum fucking gay-m.
OneWing96 11 months ago
@OneWing96 Now who's the child with pms?
dayashathirsts 11 months ago 13
@OneWing96 wow he already has a life unlike you hes been in the army served this country proudly he so he has every right to cuss anyway he fucking wants....plus do you see any1 else complainin about his vids NO SO SHUT THE FUCK UP b4 we all get mortal combat spikes an beat the shit out of you you fucking troll
707zacbuster 11 months ago 5
@OneWing96 how about you shut the fuck up and take your PG pussy ass back to fagville
707zacbuster 9 months ago
There should be a WTF Last Airbender.
angryAznNorman007 1 year ago 2
lol dude i wanna see you name 10 things about the movie that you actually liked. no seriously if you can then i would be cool and unbelievable too
i dont like it as much becuz of the camera work and the lack of adrenaline. it drags and doesnt even have it in proper tournament match ups
its supposed to be a tournament chart showing whose gonna fight who like in super street fighter 4 online in the tournament mode at least. instead they dont
so much i could say that sux but its a comment *sigh*
reddmic2008 1 year ago
Crew member: the creator doesn't approve and cosign this movie which is about the game
Director: PFFT!!!! FUCK HIM!!!!
TheCoolComplexity 1 year ago
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TheCoolComplexity 1 year ago
yo wtf....MAN U FUCKN ROCK DUDE LMAO...but u r damn fuckn right..they fucked everything up!!!!ahhhhhgghh o i think i jus realize sumthing too....i really think that is the SAAAAAAAME FUCKN GUY THAT IS GONNA 2 PLAY RYU ON "SF LEGACY" no lie
MrToonz89 1 year ago
Anna is Bulma from Dragon Ball Evolution.
Quake2815 1 year ago
First of all video games should never EVER be made into movies. I liked Hitman, even though I never played the game itself shouldn't have been made. Silent Hill, Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, Street Fighter, Tekken, ect. should be left alone. STOP making movies based on video games. Good job with your reviews by the way. Far more entertaining than these well known critics on tv and in mags. At 2:15 was funny how u looked into the camera when u pointed out the movie's mistake lol.
stopplayingwithmyfat 1 year ago
PEOPLE'S CHOICE!!!!!!!
grimboy888 1 year ago
This is the best review I have ever seen in my life. I think Dayasha's vids should replace ebert and roper.
SPINMASTERX 1 year ago
i think that Dionisio del toro Marco bey or some fucking good director like that will make a good movie.
i think that the director of tekken the movie , street fighter the legend of Chun li and the dragon ball movie, they desert to die,
U don't kill a fucking piece of work of that caliber, just like that and walk away like if u don't have done anything.
Dracula3k 1 year ago
i think that Dionisio del toro Marco bey or some fucking good director like that will make a good movie.
i think that the director of tekken the movie , street fighter the legend of Chun li and the dragon ball movie, they desert to die,
U don't kill a fuking piece of work of that caliber, just like that and walk away like if u don't have done anything.
Dracula3k 1 year ago
Oh.... FUCK.
FUCK.
roronora 1 year ago
I thought the acting and plot was great
lovetohate028 1 year ago
Miguel is on some faggot shit!
Quake2815 1 year ago
Kazuya killed her.
Quake2815 1 year ago
Lol u gotta be rippin my ass open n dippin cheerios in my buttcheeks LMFAOO!!!!!!!!!!! Ayo u shud do stand up comedy.
dawugambinos 1 year ago
hahahaghaahhahaha
anthonyfireballs 1 year ago
Wow, can't wait till they make Tekken: Legend Of Kuma
FuckingEnforcer 1 year ago
I fucking love your videos.
haVocHWC3 1 year ago
i rather bend my dick forward and fuck my ass with it!!!!! im glad i didnt watch this anal puke . i will suscribe to you dude:D
dumbelekzz 1 year ago
Tekken City..........Ugh.................that's like stabbing me in the dick with a rotten carrot that was vomited up by a dead fucking rabbit with a bear fucking its corpse in the GODDAMN ASS!!!!!!!!!!
ShadowBlade79 1 year ago 31
@ShadowBlade79 i respect that comment lol.
dayashathirsts 1 year ago 14
@dayashathirsts Can you add me to your friend list? :) PSN: Powerbeam08
powerbeam08 1 year ago
I agree with you 100% the movie suck and it makes no sence!!!!
kairanify 1 year ago 4
@kairanify i saw the film. total wackness
ecuadragon 1 year ago
@ecuadragon What dose wackness mean?
kairanify 1 year ago
@kairanify lolz u serious? it was extremely wack. very bad. garage. get it?
ecuadragon 1 year ago
@ecuadragon Oh yes I now get it.
kairanify 1 year ago
awesome review lol i laughed so hard
s0seductive4 1 year ago
Let's hope they don't make a BlazBlue movie. >_>
KaizokuAMV 1 year ago
@KaizokuAMV Or a Guilty Gear, or SoulCalibur, or an Arcana Heart one.
ShardclawKusanagi 1 year ago
how did you see the movie. wat site
esco21tube 1 year ago
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Rotglmao...what can I say-- leave it to Hollywood to ruin a good franchise. If its any consolation, I feel your pain
faint255 1 year ago
Rotglmao...what can I say-- leave it to Hollywood to ruin a good franchise. If its any consolation, I feel your pain
faint255 1 year ago
lmao
MORE WTF VIDS
roronora 1 year ago
thats the guy from street fighther legacy
luisalexander70 1 year ago
I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS, ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH! LOOL MAKE MORE WTF'S MAAN PLEASE!!!
Reeceninja 1 year ago 3
we need more of the wtf series !!
Konartwist 1 year ago
hey bro, just wanted u 2 no that jin's mother jun was killed bu ogre, that was her head he was holding up in the tekken 3 intro
zonicable 1 year ago
Well done. I think King of Fighters is jealous because they don't have their very own WTF video.
mrmacross 1 year ago
dude this video made me fuckin lol soooo fucking much im in bloody tears
thanks man!
ACTUALLYrussell 1 year ago 4
@ACTUALLYrussell no problem at all.
dayashathirsts 1 year ago
u mention in the video about miguel rojo? the spanish fighter from tekken 6? yeah, they fucked it up. he looks like a crappy mma fighter. it's miguel cabellero rojo, a spanish brawler in tekken 6. he supposed to wear a bullfighter costume n long shaggy hair. man, they fucked up the character big time. let me guess, heihachi never fought in the film. if he didn't, then they slaughtered the film. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shit.
ecuadragon 1 year ago
You wearing a Video Games Live shirt?
r2grcg 1 year ago
@r2grcg nah its the old zelda.
dayashathirsts 1 year ago
dude at 1:30 i swear that looked like a scene from triple x .. gotta watch that movie now to double check XD
DarkProject00 1 year ago
@DarkProject00 go check and let me know lol.
dayashathirsts 1 year ago
@dayashathirsts im working on it.. its not triple x from what i can see so far..though i know for a fact ive seen it somewhere.. there is another scene 1:25 XD ever saw the movie godzilla? yea i just now watched that to check.. that part is perfect with godzilla.. tekken has a different angle.. on your video i cant see the american flag but if u watch godzilla and tekken find these two scenes.. match from the people running to the choppers flying by.. XD ill find the other one.
DarkProject00 1 year ago
lmao dawg the explosion shit in the opening was taken from the movie xXx and just mirrored
yungrottz112 1 year ago
hooooooooowww........OK!!!! LOL
97mysterio 1 year ago
2:14 for those who don't know: Tekken is Japanese for "iron fist".
GENIUSGT 1 year ago 6
Im glad i've found you, this movie sucks so much!!!!
OrlandogPsy 1 year ago
best part of this vid, "TEKKEN CITY??...AGGGGGG AGAG"
man ahh i dont know much about teh story of tekken cause when i was a kid i played tekken 3 just 4 teh hell of it and it was fun, my favorite by the way, but tekken 6 gave me teh basic load down and damn man just damn ha
ShadowAssault007 1 year ago 5
TEKKEN CITY!!!!!?
as soon as i heard that, this movie already failed.
RageOfLeoEX 1 year ago 25
@RageOfLeoEX no shit it failed. it sucked big time.
ecuadragon 1 year ago
Man you got me crying right now. they fucked this movie all the way up
xxCoolbreeze 1 year ago
You forgot to rip on the fact that Kazuya has a threesome with Anna and Nina. I thought you would have gone off about that part.
VenomousFatman 1 year ago
@VenomousFatman i had no idea that was anna and nina at the time.
dayashathirsts 1 year ago
LOL XD @ 1:13-1:15 the classic "Are you sh*tting me?" look.
Alphonso291 1 year ago
Just saw your review and am bawling my ass off with laughter with more of your harsh humor at this movie, you certainly made my day with this offering, dude, keep it up. We need more people like you in the world to let others know that movies like this, are a disgrace to video game fans in total and that some things should stay in their original or animated form.
WTF KOF shouldn't be too far behind, am I right? I'll be looking forward to it.
ShardclawKusanagi 1 year ago
this movie suks ass along with that dragon ball movie and that last air bender movie
nazworld92 1 year ago
Just from the stare at 0:03 I knew it was gonna be bad. lol
Wow they brutally stabbed this movie with the sharpest possible knife.
Marcell2aG 1 year ago
That guy who played Jin played Ryu in the Street fighter legacy film
todabeast 1 year ago
LOL @ TEKKEN CITY! too legend.
KINGKINDRED 1 year ago
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Crazycloud714 1 year ago
the 1st 10 seconds alone told = shhhiet, this dude's gonna cuss this movie out..lol
darknewday4d 1 year ago
What the fuck were they stoned when they made this shitty movie!!
largest85 1 year ago
Yo u need 2 make a WTF KOF movie that shit was horrible.
MegaAmir46 1 year ago
Why cant American directors leave all the movies that are based on videogames to the Japanese? Their brains work so much smarter than ours.
Retroman2000 1 year ago
loooooooooooooooooooool!!!
jayman691 1 year ago
Man i love your reviews. But yes i am upset right about this movie. Never let america do japan's job
yumai21 1 year ago
LMFAO
SF4SIM 1 year ago
Ohh and also i posted this on my wall on facebook to get more people looking at your channel. Hope it helps man! Oh and sorry i didn't ask permission/. :/
TheUltraNitro 1 year ago
@TheUltraNitro man people put my vids everywhere without permission i dont get mad bro no worries.
dayashathirsts 1 year ago
@dayashathirsts Street Fighter movie was better than this horse shit how dare they call this bullshit tekken?
largest85 1 year ago
Lol bro, you should have your own TV channel. I'd watch it xDD Some great points brought up in the vid tho.. And you also commented on Heihachi looking like an uncircumcised dick. Which i couldn't stop laughing at. :P keep up the good work bro!
TheUltraNitro 1 year ago
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KOF. Dü eet! Vice looks like shit, not to mention the other characters. If you think Tekken sucks balls, you need to see KOF.
FoxLady2 1 year ago
KOF. Dü eet! Vice looks like shit, not to emntion the other characters. If you think Tekken sucks balls, you need to see KOF.
FoxLady2 1 year ago
DUDE MIGUEL LOOKS LIKE A KICKASS DRUNK WITH A FUR TRENCH COAT, AND THIS DUDE LOOKS ALL PREPPED, BEEFCAKE AND SHIT. AND MIGUEL HAS A DAMN BEARD....AND YES THAT'S RHYTHM HAHAHA
musiqdemon 1 year ago
This has to be my favourite WTF.
goldentrophy 1 year ago
Thank you so much for this. I laughed so hard I teared up. Being a DOA, Tekken, and KOF fan, these movies make me sad for the future of ALL game-based movies. Keep up the good work.
TricksterDante 1 year ago
OMG WHY THEY KEEP FUCKING THE STORIES OF THIS GAMES
vidium 1 year ago
Ohh myFukin gawd I'm cryin I'm laughing so much xD Blahahahahahaaa!!! Oh mannnn I hope they keep making shitty movies just so we can see another WTF hahahaaaaa!!!!
dfw0jay 1 year ago
first 10 seconds LMAFO!!!!!1 i saw that bullshit fuck this fucking movie and that bitch with the constant butt crack clevage
JerseySlugga85 1 year ago
first 10 seconds LMAFO!!!!!1 isaw that bullshit
JerseySlugga85 1 year ago
Nigga You HAVE to do The King Of Fighters Movie. It is the worst movie ever. Look it up. Kyo is white in the movie LOL
whizzledude85 1 year ago 4
where the hell is Street fighter city and MVC3 city!? I wanna go there D=
ginD4th 1 year ago
"He sounds like Harry Potter"....Jon Foo is half-japanese half-british I believe. You didn't complain when he played Ryu in SF:Legacy. I'm just saying.
pascalaka 1 year ago
@pascalaka Because it was a short, it wasnt bad. Hes nothing like jin and it seems hes just acting for money and a bigger resume. I thought he was cool for trying to help joey but fuck him for this movie.
dayashathirsts 1 year ago
@dayashathirsts and he did'nt say shit in Sf legacy and if he did i would have laughed my ass off
JerseySlugga85 1 year ago
WHAT THE FLYING COCKFUCK
harblardo 1 year ago
hahahaha 7:02 lool!!!
gangsta007ubz 1 year ago
YO DUDE. I KNEW ALL ALONG THE GUYS WHO MADE DIS FILM WAS GONNA FUCK UP. HOLLYWOOD, DO US, THE TRUE FANS OF TEKKEN, STREET FIGHTER, N OTHER GREAT FIGHTING VIDEO GAMES N VIDEO GAMES. DON'T MAKE VIDEO GAMES ADAPTATIONS. U NOT ONLY LOSING MONEY N REVENUE ON THESE MOVIES, BUT EMBARRASSING AND DESTROYING THE REPUTATIONS N THE NAMES OF THE GREATEST VIDEO GAMES OF ALL TIME.
IM GONNA REPEAT DIS: FUCK HOLLYWOOD, NO MORE VIDEO GAME MOVIES
NO MORE VIDEO GAME MOVIES FUCK HOLLYWOOD. THUMBS UP IF U AGREE.
ecuadragon 1 year ago 23
WTF? yo they stole my idea for a project about companies competing in a fighting tournament. n wait a minute? it says tekken is a company? oh my fucking god. HELLO!!!! Tekken means IRON FIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT A GOD DAMMIT COMPANY!!!!! N IT'S A CITY???? REALLY???? FUCK HOLLYWOOD!!!! IM TELLING U. THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!
ecuadragon 1 year ago
4:50 LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL
shinobitech13 1 year ago
i can understand the point you make....but it gets a lil overshadowed by your "getting fucked in your OWN ass" comments.
sodamnfocused 1 year ago
2 people actually liked the movie and my favorite line was
"Oh My Dick In A Box Cheese Cake Crumb Cake Faggot Fuck!"
ultrasonicninja123 1 year ago
ya they did rape tekken
ghosttaker 1 year ago
HAHAHA you thought Tekken was bad I can't wait to hear what you say about King of Fighters :D
larssonk22 1 year ago
Tell me you're going to do one on King of Fighters the movie; shit was a suck sandwich.
BrothaKyo 1 year ago
Ahahahahahahah! Omfg! Dude you deserve a Grammy for this...WOW!! XDXD btw you don't hate me do you? :,( this movie looks like it licked some serious Satanic asshole...and had gay butt sex with hitler -.- absolute Balls in a Garbage bag..
Thorax007 1 year ago
this shit is hilarious. Nice Work!
Random Request: you should do House of the Dead.
That is seriously the worst fucking movie I've ever seen.
GooseTheWolf 1 year ago
Jins mother was actaully thrown into an valcano from Kazuya at the end of tekken 2 this movie is BAWLZ
colossus279 1 year ago
You do know that the guy who played Jin in the movie Played Ryu in Street Fighter Legacy? and That the guy who played Eddie (lateef Crowder) played Baraka in the Mortal Kombat Rebirth Short? They could SOOOOOOO much better....
NarutoTheUlitmate 1 year ago
2:10 - What the fuck? Tekken (鉄拳) itself means Iron Fist : Tetsu (iron) + Ken (fist). God damn it, they ruined the movie right from the start. I'm going to slam my dick into a meat grinder now.
Ocelotlikespie 1 year ago
DAMN SON I LOVE THAT RINGTONE !!! LMAO
JORIC18 1 year ago
That review was comedy gold dayasha, I cant wait for more WTF vids
bubbajr19 1 year ago
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bubbajr19 1 year ago
Tekken city was the biggest BS I EVER heard of in this movie. Tekken city WTF!!!!!!!!
theewall200 1 year ago
God damn I can't stop laughing at this. Even watching the snippets of the movie is killing me right now.
Tectondrio 1 year ago
This was Funny. Though the Dragonball and Capcom ones were funnier by far :-)
Lupasan 1 year ago
Dayasha I need a request?
WTF DOA
WTF King of fighters
I just watched the stupidity video from the switcher and that shit was ridiculous!
Jay0929 1 year ago
I actually thought Kazuya was Baek
Showbiz000 1 year ago
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Showbiz000 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH dude your the best with reviews the only reason i want hollywood to make more anime/game based movies is because you will make more reviews like this.
MsnWasHingTon2 1 year ago
OMG Dayasha. You're too funny. lol
isaiyan 1 year ago
it was.. ok
cdmanjak 1 year ago
Tekken City ahhhhhhhhh!!!! funniest part of the video lol!!! dayasha u a fool 4 this fam!!! lmao!!
TheBlueprintCEO 1 year ago 2
This is a fantastic review. Subscribed.
xRavioliSumox 1 year ago
Im fucking crying, dayasha your one Hilarious Bastard omg, pouring cheerios in my butt cheeks! omg! IM CRYING OMG! Do More Of these fucking reviews please!
hustler6t9 1 year ago
Iron FuckingFailFetus Tournament is more like it.
I hate how they made probably one of the most manly men in all the fighting games that have came out a lame ass MMA fighter. I wish the "real Miguel" from Tekken 6 would beat the shit out of the director and the dude who was "suppose" to be Miguel. Good rage man, good rage..
TheOriginal009 1 year ago
LOL I LOVE YOUR RAGE but i have some bad news for you jon foo the guy who played jin in this piece of shit movie.Has been cast as ryu in the new street fighter movie called street fighter legacy.yep more shit to rage on
darknessredefine 1 year ago
ur mad funny lmao...
yads2k1 1 year ago
i just shit blood
Lazy8Eight 1 year ago
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol brutal review
hyphy1985 1 year ago
This why we gamers need to unite and MAKE producers PLAY the game for 2 weeks and understand the passion for out games BEFORE they can produce the movie.
warrengonline 1 year ago
Eddie Gordo was the BEST and ONLY the best, but this movie was still CRAPTASTIC! Kristie "Caucasian'? Tekken Enterprises? WTF!?!? Mishima Zaibatsu!!!! UGH!!! I saw some of this movie and after, seriously gagging and trying to laugh, I... just threw what I KNEW out the window. Nina and Anna... Was Anna even int he movie? This movie was a waste of film. HOW it got approved, beats the heck out of me.
warrengonline 1 year ago
@warrengonline This why we gamers need to unite and MAKE producers PLAY the game for 2 weeks and understand the passion for out games BEFORE they can produce the movie.
warrengonline 1 year ago
at 1st i liked the movie but now i dont even watch it anymore. only thing i liked was the fights. everything else i dont give a shit about. i only watched it 2 times and dats it. oh and my favorite fight in the movie was the Dragunov vs Bryan fight but the Dragunov actor on facebook told me he was bummed to find out his fight with Bryan was cut in HALF!!? MAN I WANTED TO SEE ALL OF DAT SHIT!!!!
reddmic2008 1 year ago
Another thing that really bothered me was that why the hell is Hiehachi and Kazuya cooperating with each other?!?!?!? Aren't they suppose to hate each other so bad that they want to killed each other to death!!! WTF!!!
NeoUnknown 1 year ago
Damn, good introduction man. At least some of the kids who watch these bad movies need to understand costumes isn't anything. If the story or the action is botched up then you got one messed up piece of crap movie. The review overall was freakin hilarious. I laughed even before I pressed the play button cause I knew how funny this was going to be. LOL XD
NeoUnknown 1 year ago
The one biggest thing they could do to not screw up Cowboy Bebop is to make a move SERIES out of it and not try to condense it all to a 2-hour movie. If they would do a LOTR type of deal, then the project has a chance to shine. We'll see I guess.
samuraikatana1 1 year ago
The actor who played Kazuya was the guy who was scorpion in that Mortal Kombat test reboot with Michael Jai White. Anthony Ian Dale, on two years older than the acor who played Jin, John Foo. TEKKEN story is so easy to adapt, wtf happened? Lateef Crowder I would keep as Eddy, Steve would have been young like he supposed to. Where's Xiouyu? Christie became an agent and unlearns Capoiera? I see Jun still in the movie at the beginning, but as a flashback when Ogre attacks her and 15 year old Jin
KazamaFury 1 year ago
I need some alien pussy with HIV & puss the size of pamela anderson boobs to explode on my dick to cause a infection that duplicate my cock & fuck the WHOLE UNIVERSE WITH IT!!!!!!
ariscool24 1 year ago
Hollywood doesn't seem to be happy unless they destroy absolutely everything good about every popular television show and video game on the planet.
Street Fighter- Abysmal
Dragonball- Laughable
Avatar: The Last Airbender- Pissed me the fuck off.
Now, they have their sights on one of the Holy Grails of anime, Cowboy Bebop. That show is sacred to it's fans, and now Hollywood is going to shit all over it just like they do everything else with potentially good source material.
samuraikatana1 1 year ago
@samuraikatana1 Cowboy bebop is my second favortie anime of all time, if they fuck this movie up I believe I will be in tears. We have to stand up to these bullshit people who make these films and get real fans in to do the movie.
Every one says "oh we can make a just like the game/anime script we have to put our own spin on it". It just spells fail!! I believe I will cry if that movie fails. That will be my greatest wtf ever. (next to kof lol hint)
dayashathirsts 1 year ago
@dayashathirsts As far as I'm aware, the only confirmed cast is Keanu Reeves as Spike correct? I'm not entirely against him playing the part because he has that mysterious feel in most of the characters he plays and Spike has the same quality. How Keanu is able to deliver on Spike's wittiness and humor is in question however. I'm anxiously awaiting the announcement of the remaining cast to see if everything feels right.
samuraikatana1 1 year ago
@samuraikatana1 I think they should just leave it alone, like kojima did with the mgs movie.
dayashathirsts 1 year ago
@dayashathirsts Kojima was smart to kill that project. I respect him for keeping the integrity of his creation.
samuraikatana1 1 year ago
@samuraikatana1 and since mgs is my favorite game i respect him as well.
dayashathirsts 1 year ago