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  • lol the simpsons reference goes right with his voice XD

  • man i love his voice! :D

  • Our cheap ass table compliments our cheap ass pipe! Cool!

  • Wohooo Austria!!

  • He is sooo right about the women in Austria.

  • Goddamn! You missed the .357!

  • his new job is at aperture

  • 4:46 Simpson's movie reference XD

  • @OctaviaRavia Nope.avi

  • you missed the magnum

  • was that a shark?

  • at 3:11 it lookd liked there was a huge shark in the water

  • Cheap ass table compliments our cheap ass pipe!!! XD

  • anthony: anybody see the magnum?

  • if look carefully at the time 6:16 it looks like a face to me

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  • why is there porn in the suggestions, espically an 11 year old girl...

  • @MrSlayer543 I'm sorry but that is not porn. That is a video of a singer...It could look dirty to some but it is not,.

  • @TheSkatingreptile Yea i looked her up, it said a singer and I thought that raped her while she was 11 ._.

  • anyone else notice the dead shark in the water?

  • "our cheap ass table compliments our cheap ass pipe" LOL XD

  • At first, I tho

  • @superpan2256 riiigghhtt >_>

  • That hole inside the pipe looks like the mouth of an extremely happy cyclops.

  • Cmon, he didn't pick up the 357 :(

  • at 3:20 im i the only one who niticed the dead ginormust fucking shark thing?!?!?!!?

  • yeah austria ftw!

  • @letsplaysdrums Sieg Heil Österreich!!!

  • Actually, grasshoppers aren't that bad, they taste like sunflower seeds.

    My friend caught a bunch, shook and drowned them to death, cleaned them, salted them, added spices, and then fried them. He brought them in a plastic bag to school and it was funny how he would eat them casually as if they were just chips.

  • 3:11 You can just tell he said "That was AWESOME!"

  • "Radiation is the gift that keeps on giving" - Awesome.

  • @ed0x0r It has a lifetime guarantee (Can not be returned)!

  • @Bittergamer1886 so very true.

  • @Bittergamer1886 But it can be given to others.

  • Nipple at 5:35 xD !!!

  • Lol cheap ass table

  • audio is off sync unless you download it from his site

  • 5:18 fun story. I actually fell off the pipe and landed in the toxic waste. I had tons of suit and health, so i start looking for a way out. in the very back, underwater, theres actually a passage that goes straight up and takes some turns. If you follow it, you wind up at th ebegining of the pipes. You know, the place with the suit charger.

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  • "Okay lets assess.

    Cons: I could starve to death where nobody finds me...

    Pros: This could be fun as hell...Fuck im gonna do it" Yeah that totally makes it worth it.

  • Einstein was a G

  • Our cheap ass table complements the our cheap ass pipe lol

  • "THAT WAS AWESOME!" Not I AM AWESOME lol.

  • @flyby501 Dude this shits old right now is half life 2.

  • i love it when he dives into the water then says that was awsome

  • when was this game made? it seems a bit aged, but the graphics are really good!

  • @flyby501 1998 i beleive

  • @flyby501 This is kind of a remix of the origional. Half life 1, it was made in 1999 but now it was converted into source and is way better.

  • whenever gordon doesnt like something he wants to leave.

  • 3:11 " I AM AWSOME! Yes, I am... Yes, I am "

  • Feels like u we're saying a lot of important things while underwater.

  • anyone else accidently didnt notice the pipe in the radiaiton river?

    when i played the game i just (barley) managed to jump on a barrel...then i floted down the river...then i noticed the pipe...then i died....and i didnt save....

  • "Midly violent or disturbing" ^^

  • I never made it past that part of the game but i think you missed a revolver :P

  • 3:21 TAKE THE MAGNUM IDIOT

  • ouch the end MUST had to hurt

  • 6:14 the hole in the pipe looks like batman <3

  • There is a Revolver, next to the dead guard when you come to the surface once you do the cannonball from that tunnel with 12 side ammo and 6 ammo already in the cartage, with extra ammo beside it scattered that can get you full ammo.

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  • jesus christ you think he would have finished the series!!!

  • you squished a facehugger when you fell on the table =]

  • i will now bw posting random commits on every vid i watch

  • Freeman's Mind: Episode 18 and 19 dont work

  • grasshoppers taste like sunflower seeds or at least the small ones do *~*

  • any one else notice that the hole in the pipe looks like a bat o.o

  • But he just tested rocket propulsion, wouldn't that ladder be scorching??

  • @sandinstilettos But he's wearing a super armor suit that includes gloves. The only thing missing from the suit is just the helmet.

  • @RandomGirl119 True. True.

  • YAH AUSTRIA!!

  • new intro? nice

  • if u actually fall in to the pit of waster at 5:31, u just go back to the start of it at 4:02

  • 0:57 The two boxes of explosives are gone yet the grenades remain.

    and why is there no mention of the ladders being hot? They're made of metal and just went through rocket flames, they should be hot!

    I like it when Freeman swears, he fits so much into so little time.

  • @101Swiftflick It could be subjected to 3000 degree temperatures, for only a second, it's warm if anything, and he IS in a suit.

  • @101Swiftflick hes wearing an hev suit, remember? his hands are protected

  • you missed a revolver down there idiot

  • @souheilUSM I think he knows. He's obviously played through this before. And he's not supposed to be playing it well anyway. Now STFU and watch the video.

  • @souheilUSM this was two years ago, im sure your comment can still be used to great effect somehow

  • "i'm used to people being beneath me, in so many ways." (hint hint)

  • @sonikku70 Sorreh, I had some bad spelling that time, I ment that if some scientist use the toiled. He wouldˇve been doomed. :3

  • You're a genius.

  • Underwater he sounds like the pyro.

  • crescent fresh, like sifl and ollie? best show ever.

  • Huh? I thought a while ago he found the revolver at the bottom of that pit and then stopped making them.. What happened?

  • how u remove the weapons?

  • @fadzlirot Type in console cl_drawhud 1

  • @fadzlirot impulse 200 in any source game, r_drawveiwmodel 0 in source gold engine game (like opposing force or blue shift)

  • It smells like butt rock in here

  • "Cool! Oure cheap-ass table compliments our cheap-ass pipe, because now my knees aren't broken."

  • @9picklepowers Before you make an unoriginal comment, please learn how to spell "our."

  • @MisterEclipse96 Before you criticise someone else's comment, please be sure to check where the 'r' is in relation to the 'e' on your keyboard

  • @BecomingAdrian Thank you.

  • @BecomingAdrian what are you talking about, he didn't misspell anything ya goof.

  • When he finishes the game, I am so definitely gonna watch all of the episodes in a row, non stop. Maybe get some food

  • THIS GUY SONDS LIKE MANNY FROM ICE AGE

  • @mamaneww who is actually ray romano

  • grasshoppers taste like chicken to tho soo umm it would still taste like chicken lol =]

  • 200 people taste like grasshoppers

  • Thats it im buying skyrim.

  • @smileyking96 played all the elder scrolls to death before now, and on 11.11.11 im doing it again!

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  • I hope he make a Gordons mind Half life 2 :D

  • After where you drop off into the water hole, if you go to the surface you can find a magnum next to the dead body and radation.

  • Freeman's mind and yet it's muffled underwater XD

  • @joejonasqtr02 i read that a week ago and i'm still here !

  • @joejonasqtr02

    you my friend are gulible

  • 5:09 Did he say "Go back to Austria"?

  • haha tastes like grasshopper, ironicly grasshoppers taste like chicken

  • lol i'm from austria... i laughed my ass off about that women part :L

  • Avfc

  • he fell violently onto some health packs, thats irony

  • After this... Gordon moved to Austria and opened a waterpark.

  • 198 people apparently don't like this. but watched 20 episodes anyway. what?

  • damn he should have picked up the revolver XD

  • Well that works! :)

  • Oh he's coming from Austria? Best country in the world! Now I'm happy <3

  • He has a lisp almost, a very slight slurring of words. That was annoying the past twenty episode. But he is hella whitty ajd histerical So I'll keep watching!

  • Whats the sound on 6:40

  • yay gordon freeman likes austria

  • he forgot to pick up the .44 magnum

  • @erickalmeida21 I saw that too.

  • @erickalmeida21 you mean 357 magnum 

  • @KarmaCharged Yeah is the same :D

  • Lol if you listen closely he says "THAT WAS AWESOME" while he was under water

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  • @davidhinton23 but he says it like kenny...

  • @davidhinton23

    Actually he says...THAT WAS AWESOME , Who's the man? Who's the Man?

  • @davidhinton23 and then hes says: "whos the man? whos the man?" but hundreds have already posted this.

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  • 3:11

    i bet the shark tastes like chicken, too

  • Haha. It's kinda funny that fried grass hoppers actually taste like chicken xD

  • @KITTYCLUSTERFUCK I've never had grasshoppers, but one time I accidentally bit into a slug; and that tasted like REALLY POORLY COOKED AND DISGUSTING chicken, but albeit gross chicken nonetheless.

  • before i watched this the warning said this was mildly disturbing

  • GOD IT SMELLS LIKE ASS DOWN HERE AHHAHA You are realy monkey :)

  • lol freeman underwater yelling THAT WAS AWSOME

  • dead shark at3:26 too

  • dead shark at 3:10

  • Why is there a warning on this vid that says "mildly violent or disturbing"?

  • @ToBeDeterminedLater umm... you know... cause of all the killing and death...

  • Let him do whatever the hell he wants.

  • Let em' do whatever the he'll he wants.

  • getting tired n bored now... pls do less talk and move a bit faster..

  • You're fuckin dumb freeman! You missed one of the most powerful guns in the game!

  • @spenny001001 he sounds more like the pyro from tf2

  • @ 3:19 there was a new gun there, some revolver kind of thing

  • MILDLY VOILENT OR DISTURBING.

    COUGH COUGH

  • 4:16 "butt fuck me"

  • Im not so upper class as not to pick up warm grenades xD Im still not happy with the trend of going down. Hey theres a ladder, THAT MEANS ITS LEGIT! Well this experience is enough to chase those chicken people off. And here it is, uhh kind of stupid but theres a light down there this could be arright. Cons pros xD

  • @minecraftfan1010 get one and trimm it, problem solved.

  • Hitler was from Austria not Germany before I get a reply

  • This is epic :D everything in this series is awesome to the max

  • @ColorfulHyena He does

  • @ColorfulHyena He was, in fact, a man-whore!

  • he didnt get the revolver -_-

    

  • go play call of duty atleast the graphics r better

  • @misterbestboy101 Really? What would he have to complain about walking and shooting? Screw Cod. A whole entire team of game makers can make the same garbage every year, yet a man by the name of "Notch" can make a game super popular. I'll go get you some ice.

  • @minecraftfan1010

    I know it's been said before, and all that, but just get Firefox and Adblock Plus.

    Or Google Chrome, but Firefox just runs a LOT better.

  • fuck i hate the ads

  • @2009080660 then get adblock plus already -.-

  • OMG u sound like mike of civil protection series

  • @warlockbgunz444 because its same guy genius...

  • @Desaxeronex u do not have to be rude

  • @warlockbgunz444 yeah, you're right sorry about that

  • @Desaxeronex its fine im a understanding person

  • the best part was from 0:00 to  7:13

  • hmm scorch marks, blood, gaurds gone and this is AFTER i fired the rocket... i dont know...

  • His mind can't think underwater?

  • the room that he ends up in with the river of gren slug. the green slup is just one big circle if you follow it. it is sort cool to do if you have tons of health and am on easy.

  • the guy sounds like the guy from step brothers

  • @jackeythedoo and ray romano and ashton kutcher

  • everytime I hear him say "barrels of pigshit" i start to laugh my fucking ass off

  • Why are his thoughts muffled underwater?

  • I just lost the game. I told you guys cos the rules say I must announce it to at least one other person... so there. I just lost the game.

  • @Didavis2000 Its been fun....

  • @Didavis2000 IM just saying i will and you dont have to be a douche about it. Im done with you bye!

  • @Didavis2000 dude i was meaning for a girl to do it! derp!