Hellsing Deleted Scenes 1

[Heavenlyskyway]

hahaha randomness

[NightmareRequiemWolf]

oh god, i think i pulled a stomach muscle from laughing so hard xD

[sixstringprison1]

Although alucard looks like a fool is this vid, he is still fucking kickass.

[DarkActionAMVS2010]

[6:41:51 PM] Jess Wiley: lmao faved

[Brutalyte616]

0:07 WHERE IS THAT FROM?! IT'S AWESOME!

[loveislikeclockwork]

wats is ''DONT FUCKING GO IN MY CLOSET'' and ''And make sure you get your whole head infront of the shotgun, thanks for calling!" from?

[FreemanFanatic]

Lol on look on Seras' face at 1:12.

[InsaneDragonrider]

by the power u have 3 seconds exactly 3 fu**in seconds to not dislike this vid or I WILL GOUGE OUT UR EYEBALLS then skull f** u!!!!!!

[mrsabotage1997]

somebody here likes '''full metal jacket'''

[FreemanFanatic]

that annoyed look on Seras' face is always hilarious!

[FreemanFanatic]

It costs $400,000 to shoot Alucard... for 12 seconds.

It costs $400,000 for Alucard to cuss... once.

[Brutalyte616]

@FreemanFanatic That equates to $2,400,000 for this vid alone.

[FreemanFanatic]

@Brutalyte616 Just Imagine the costs that Heavy from TF2 has to pay. He shoots his gun endlessly. Either that, or he's eating a sandwich.

[Brutalyte616]

@FreemanFanatic He only says that so he doesn't have to pay out of his own pocket for all of his stuff.

[FreemanFanatic]

@Brutalyte616 That's a pretty smart thing to do for the biggest idiot on the team. I feel sorry for whoever's paying for Heavy's stuff. It must all be pretty expensive.

[Brutalyte616]

@FreemanFanatic The Heavy is actually not that dumb. He's Russian so English is not something he can speak well, implying he may be stupid (listen to Meet the Heavy in Russian and you'll believe me). That said he's by no means an Engineer, but he's certainly smarter than you give him credit for. As for the money issue it's like this; Both teams work for secret organizations that each have their hands on half the world. Because of this money is simply a formality for both sides.

[FreemanFanatic]

@Brutalyte616 I didn't know that. Thanks for telling me.

[Wiolett100]

AHAHAHA I'M LAUHGING SPO MUTCH I CANT EVEN TYPE AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD

[JoshuaB64]

Can't. Stop. Pressing. Five...

[TheSean0134]

fucking funny man who ever put this on props to you

[bigmanpigman]

@IanBply1 Denis leary - No cure for cancer

[Daijaskillern]

Your a complete dirty whore.

[AlucardCrazy88]

this amv is fing awesome lmao

[sw33tsugarflame]

"I'm gonna kill all these fucks..." *dies* hahaha!

[littleskullgirl]

all these helling random videos have the 80% of the same audio? were are the sounds being downloaded from?

[TheDelta093]

the power of hte dark side is strong with alucard

[Ackamaru]

00.18 Back To The Future RULEZZZZZ!!!

[Brutalyte616]

@bigmanpigman Do you have like a works cited page for this or something? I don't know where half of these are from.

[bigmanpigman]

@Brutalyte616 I used to have a txt with that info, when i have time i'll put some notifications :)

[Brutalyte616]

@bigmanpigman Awesome

[Brutalyte616]

@bigmanpigman Do you happen to know where the audio from 0:08 came from?

[GhostFighter1234]

xD DONT FUC|(!N GO IN MY CLOSET!

[devastator8492]

I love yakety sax!

[gamer1611]

none of this was in hellsing but its funny as hell

[sathfronDP4L]

where was audio cilp with the BOOM head shot from?

[bigmanpigman]

@sathfronDP4L Pure Pwnage FPS_Doug

[InsaneDragonrider]

u have 3 seconds exactly 3 fuckin seconds to wipe tht stupid lookin grin off ur face or i will gouge out ur eyeballs and skull fuck u xD

[Dragonous101]

it wouldve been even funnier if alucard said "luke, i am your father"

[AngelS773]

XDDDDDDDDD what is this from its so freaking funny!!!??

[5uperm4n14c]

what is the song at the end called?

[bigmanpigman]

@5uperm4n14c idk, just look for Benny hill theme song

I think is called yakiti sax

[MajoraRosesz]

lol make sure you get your whole

head in front of the shot gun thnksz

for calling XD lmao

[cody89486]

Make sure you get your whole head in front of the shotgun, thank you for calling!

[SadKitten321]

just in case anyone's wondering, the drill sergeant audio comes from Full Metal Jacket.

[llyrae]

rofl this roxs

[Rahonami]

..............FUCK!!!

Lol

[rocksock00444]

my god this was funny

[zarien85]

Denis Leary -no cure for cancer nice job by the way

[DragonSoke]

BOOM HEADSHOT!

[sorasmusic]

backwoods retard XD

[RANDUMIFY4LYFE]

DONT FUCKIN GO IN MY FUCKIN CLOSET

[RikaLunar]

Epic rofl

[fafjaafh]

Boom! Headshot! xD

[ValentineVanDrarcla]

WTF? O_O

[Mackerel94]

ive always wanted to ask this:

what exactly does "skull fuck" means? is it somekind of blowjob-rape or what?

[EvilJOEFX]

@Mackerel94

Considering he's gouging out your eyes, he's going to fuck you through the eye socket :D

[Mackerel94]

EEEEEWW!! how discusting!!

[DemonOfHalo]

lol. i find it a bit funny that you went :D after saying the a disgusting repulsive act of what skull fucking is. XD *high five* XDDDDD

[SteelChains]

Yeah so its pretty much Necrophilia

[DravenNightshade]

@Mackerel94 UM.. its basically what it implys... fucking someones skull... kinda takes out an eye lol

Actually EvilJoeFX says it better lol its fucking your eye socket

[TLaitharex]

Lmao!

[solidsnakethornburg]

Lol

[recon294]

ROFL LAMO

[rDarkWarrior]

Lmfao i love this

[cookiemonsterr54321]

BOOM HEADSHOT!!!

LMAO

[TheGrimAvenger]

"Don't fckin go in my closet!"

[CHANZMICHAELCANETE]

''you call 300 bucks damage to may car you son of a bitch,i'm gonna take it out of your ass''

[YourMademoiselle]

jajajajajajaja so funny xD

[Daijaskillern]

LOL! that laugh at 1:10 is hawt! lmao

[nashero3009]

that laugh is from beavis and butthead

[SirXIntegraXHellsing]

Make sure you get your whole head infront of the shotgun, THANK YOU FOR CALLING!!!!!

[CJL1194]

i know right that was an awsome movie too

[Xitir1]

1069ER 1069ER WE GOT HORES IN THE CITY WE NEED BACKUP NOW ..... uhhuhuhuuhu....

[ImAGothDatLuvsAnime]

Fuck.....by the power im gona give u 3 seconds exacly 3 fucking seconds for to u to whip that stupid lookin grin off ur face or i will gouge our ur eye balls and skull fuck you!

[MadamMarch]

Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

[Hypastpist]

.......FUCK! lol

[BlueSpiritFire1]

@Hypastpist xD I wasn't expecting that

[Amateratsu903]

my fav vid :P BOOM HEADSHOT XDD

[raincloudsmile]

haha dont fucking go in my closet!  :p

[angeldust117]

NOTHING CRAP TO SAY =X5*****

[red03mitsu]

TOUCHDOWN !!!!!

rofl

[keyannaeternaly]

lol.BOOM!HEAD SHOT!

make sure you get your whole head in front of the shot gun,THANK YOU FOR CALLING!XD

i just love this.XD

[Bamaboy325]

wats the make sure u get ur whole head in the shotgun from?

[bigmanpigman]

Denis leary - No cure for Cancer

[blackman69]

' hel i like u. you can com over o my house n fuck my sister' HAHA

[Crystasorrow]

"Hey...backwoods retard!" LMAO!

"You're a complete dirty whore" LOL Alucard that wasn't nice! xD

"FUCK!" Just the way there was a pause got me cracking up.

[Akatsuki250]

LMFAO

[KDashKurosaki]

Hey backwoods retard!

[papercotton]

bad boys bad boys XD!!

[METALfreak3110]

BOOM HEADSHOT! xD

[V3Nr0w]

I WILL GAUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULL FUCK YOU!! lol classic

[KDashKurosaki]

DONT FUCKIN GO IN MY CLOSET!!!!

[Bamaboy325]

wats that from don't go in my closet sounds familar

[onemoaranon]

a youtube video where a guy yells at cats

[diedkaslt]

Avatar deleted scenes :D

[TheReveiwCrew]

huh wat r u talking about

[diedkaslt]

Dont know? Search on youtube avatar deleted scenes, damn hilarious!

[AssassinsCross]

ten six niner we got whores on the city send back up now-now thats pure genious

[imissushawn]

lol

[TherealMrChristophel]

DON'T F##KING GO IN MY CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!. Why? BECAUSE THERE'S GAY PORN IN THERE!!! I LOVE GAY PORN! I HATE MY JOB BECAUSE I LOVE GAY PORN!!!!!!

[Novouto]

"Boom! Headshot!" lol

[beybladestar]

This is so funny. I remember watching this video a long time and it's a classic.

'Make sure you get your whole head in front of the shotgun! Thank you for calling'-So funny.

'Don't fucking go in my closet'-Pure genius

Also the Benny Hill Theme at the end fits the scene so well.

[jimmij0]

What's the shotgun quote from? It's hillarious, I've just never seen it on anything but this.

[Czaendermajer]

power of the dark side XD

[DarkPrinceKael]

Full metal jaket part is my Fav

[red03mitsu]

TOUCHDOWN !!!!!

lol

[TherealMrChristophel]

DON'T F#CKING GO IN MY CLOSET!!!!!

[VampiressLekita]

Epic win

[HaloTanya]

XD I love these!

[anka2468]

alucard:you're a complete dirty whore

seras: *wtf* yes sir, my master... *wtf*

[powerman3123]

lol...

[MrAlucard777]

L0L XD

[TcountDdrunkulaL]

I love the first thing just him walking in...dramatic pause...FUCK!...that kills me

[swestsider]

You caused 300$ damage to my car you son of a bitch I am take it out of your ass back to the future hahah

[Talifero777]

Twilight..That one and Private Pyle bit at beginning are from movie 'Full Metal Jacket' Great movie and good use of of those bits. Lmao

[Twilight0Princess]

lawl "hell i like you,you can come over to my house and fuck my sister" wtf?!?

[Nerewaryjczyk]

TOUCHDOWN!!!

[Mr4luc4rd]

BOOM HEADSHO !!! Owned dude ! / If you know the power of the dark side .... (yea i know) so STFU asshole !

[sumeguy00]

if you now the powr of the dark side

[dawnw323]

LOL Alucard xD "BOOM,HEADSHOT!!!"

[hiblinist916]

what is the song at the very end when she's getting chased?

[HokutoNoDude]

The song at 1:39 is Yakety Sax.

[slydragon34]

Try the Benny Hill Theme

[Azazel3830]

lol "Make sure you get your whole head in front of the shotgun! Thank you for calling!"

[rockleesapimp]

"boom" head shot

[red03mitsu]

hahahaha - Holy Grail FTW !!!

[Dragonsha]

BOOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!

AMazing

[ultimatebishoujo29]

where did u get the audio and the clips 4m?

[bigmanpigman]

I didn't make it, a guy named Lord seffy did, and he used to watch stand up comedy a lot! And some movies and tv shows

[spinchair]

hey, backwoods retard! lol

[animelord666]

........? fack lol xd

[siketau]

omg its soo fu***ng funny... xD

[whereistheyall]

i got me right off the bat with alucard yelling "fuck!" XD

[HumanDevilAngel]

hahahahahhhaahhahahahahahaahah­ahahhahahaahahah!!!!!!!!!

[HumanDevilAngel]

rofl rofl rofl lmao !!!!!

[iceagestar]

This video's never old. My fave parts of the video are 'Don't fucking go in my closet'!, 'Boom! Headshot!' and 'Make sure you get your whole head in front of the shotgun! Thank you for calling!' Priceless. It's so funny.

[voodoomon365]

alucard makes a great sergeant hartman XD

[ackofgod]

it going to my favorites

[Joevinkelmaier]

BOOM, HEADSHOT!!! xD

[jenabugz]

0:07 to 0:18 =D =D =D =D =D

[freshd194]

1:30 darth alucard xD

[shadowtheoblivious]

i was saad when seffy took off with the first two but now they are back XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[dmzyayo]

whats the song at the end?

[bigmanpigman]

Yakkiti Sax, Benny Hill Theme

[xXOne4UXx]

Lmao XD

[fantasyrules01]

FUCK, DONT FUCKING GO IN MY CLOSET AND MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR WHOLE HEAD IN FRONT OF THE SHOTGUN THANK U FOR CALLING are priceless SO FRIGGIN FUNNY MAN

[Scaash]

The Benny Hill at the end so fits that scene

[uuamenator]

OMG thanks! This is gold :D And most sound clips really really fit Hellsing :D i wish they did it all in that style!!

* *bell* Im gonna kill all these fucks!!!*

[Violentj333]

thank you so much for reuploading this. i was so disappointed when Lordseffy left youtube.

[zperra]

LOL.

Alucard is on the dark side!

[LPangel5673]

1:16-1:18 lolz xD

[Fredrow2009]

rofl :P!

[KnoxRoxMySox2006]

lol the first part made me laugh so hard i woke up my dog

[bigmanpigman]

Loool, poor dog

[EvilWolf2]

This is super special awesome epic... to the extreme... with leet sauce...

[XTrueXAlucardX]

i lik u u can com 2 my house and fuk my sister

[Andragorans]

movie - Full Metal Jacket

[ShadowofAlcatrez]

"Hey, all right, pal, I'll give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I'll goug out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!!!!!!!"

[Andragorans]

It's "Private Pile...."

Not "hey allright pal.."

movie - Full Metal Jacket

[ShadowofAlcatrez]

Dude, it's just for fun, who cares if I got it wrong

[WolfieWarrior]

I luv these freakin' things its so addicting I can't help myself

-in a corner(pychotic grin)giggles-

[swestsider]

You did 300$ damge to ma car.I am going to take it out of your ass.

[Andragorans]

movie- Back to the future 1

[trids123]

"Make sure you get your hole head in front of the shotgun thank you for calling" XD Hellsing rules

[katiee2]

BOOM Head-Shot xd

[DarkWarrior450]

.......................FUCK!!!­

[ryan6666555544443333]

hell i like you you can come over to my house and fuck my sister..... lmao

[faunzey1616]

holy shit this shit is awsome

[ShaNagmaImmuru]

Hahaha! rules!

[theonlytnargmatt]

i cant decide which is better

DONT FUCKING GO IN MY CLOSET!!! or

make sure you get your hole head in front of the shotgun thank you for calling!

[bigmanpigman]

IMAO the best part would be makesure to get your whole head in front of a shotgun...

[terewolf12]

this video kicks ass

[KarateGuitarGirl]

hahahaa!!! AWESOME!!! HEAD-SHOT! XD

[stationrmkv]

I know right lolz

[redkiba]

hey I was looking for that Hellsing File by seffy So thanks. Do you have the original file version from before it was posted on youtube?

[kingkujoe]

Any body know where the line at 00:33 comes from?

[redkiba]

ya, Jay and silent Bob strike back.

[SapphiraKitten]

Oh god this is so fuckin' funny. "DON'T FUCKING GO IN MY CLOSET!" hahaha.

[Mangler559]

lol Jan and Alucard as Beavis & Butt-Head!