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  • I understand not wanting creepers to send you stupid shite, but thanks for insulting what we're given. Like we can actually do something about it. Cause vaginas are all beautiful little flowers and never look like roast beef. I'm fine with all shapes and sizes, but let's be real and at least admit there's a reason some people use the phrase "bumping uglies"

  • I share this every week. I laugh my ass off every time I see it. Every man should get this as part of their sex ed in high school....

  • I like how when it comes to their dicks, a joke isn't a joke anymore. REAL SECURE,GAIZ.

  • I have watched this video about a dozen times.... and I laugh my ass off every time.

  • I have been told mine is particularly nice looking, but I know there is a time and a place . . . .

  • Are you sure or are just a defensive way to not get aroused ?

    Equality are freedom of expression !

    and some of the women that are on that video are false on the saying !

  • @Monica90877 Please tell me English isn't your first language...

  • I AM SENDING DICK PICS TO ALL THOSE WOMEN NOW. JUST CUZ I CAN.

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    IT WON'T EVEN BE MY DICK, EITHER.

  • this is awesome.

  • Does anybody not agree that that woman who first said the word penis looked shockingly similar to a middle age man...?

  • HA! you said vulva....

  • Sure is penis envy in here.

  • give that bitch a pic of your penis, bitches love penis pics

  • I <3 dick pics.

  • @rtizkewl you the guy at the end? FUCK YEAH lol

  • Two words: Penis. Envy.

  • @Cilurzon Why you mad? Do you frequently send penis pics to hot girls that don't want them?

  • LMAO

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  • You guys obviously aren't getting it.... Us not wanting to see pics of your dicks doesn't make us lesbians

    as I like to say it.... The only place your dick should be is in you pants or inside me.... NOT ON MY PHONE!!!!!!!

  • hahaha funny video. usually these psa spoofs are pretty stupid but this one ain't bad.

    

  • What I find hilarious is that so many comments from guys are ragging on these girls for being "ugly" when all of them are working actresses.... Just not in hair and makeup. This is what most Hollywood stars look like normally you idiots!

  • "wow, I want you to be my husband"

    hahahahaha

  • Ugly unfunny broads.

  • What's a penis?

  • I know a girl that got a dick picture. She though I was crazy for saying he was a douche bag.

  • Oh and srsly @ all the ice queens: Shit like this does nothing to help the quest in enlightening men about how different every woman's body is... in fact it only serves to perpetuate the idea that most women have "ugly" vulvas and need to correct them with surgery so they aren't so "lippy"... not to mention other parts of the body. No, penises aren't exactly pretty but with 7 BILLION people living on Earth, women obv want them (to an extent, but enough anyway).

  • @shelmarie87 lighten up....its suppose to be funny. If anything its just making a point that showing your penor to girls isn't the same as some nice words or common interests. The only person who wants to see it is the person that has seen it before and doesnt care if its purple with googly eyes because they love you.

  • WTF This is dumb as SHIT!!! Fuuuuuuuuuck we want MORE!!! Well, when it's from the right person anyway. Ask first, please? If a girl likes you she will want it. Well ok I'm speaking for myself at least. It's not the prettiest part of either human form but it's about all I want from a guy. LOL.

  • Honestly, I am so tired of these fake "funny" PSA's.

  • A who's who of FX women...Artemis and Mac's mom from "Sunny" and Sophia from "The League". Too bad they didn't have Sheeva Kamini on as well.

  • And no matter what you say, I'll always think my penis is beautiful.

    Words can't bring it down!

  • Why are you complaining at us guys? Thank the cock-hungry sluts...

  • So because I don't like it when I'm minding my own business, getting a text- WHOOPS PENIS WTF means that I'm a lesbian. Sure. Okay.

    Sorry dudes. We do like Penis. We just don't like yours.

  • This needs to be aired on televisions everywhere. Seriously.

    I also find all the butt-hurt male comments hilarious. Just because I don't wanna see your junk doesn't make me a lesbian. It means I think you aren't attractive enough for me to want to see your junk. Sorry but you gotta be super hot for me to actually want to see it. But if thinking I'm a lesbian helps you sleep at night go for it.

    Seriously it's not difficult to get unsolicited cock pics. Just being female is enough :/

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    OMG I rant about this ALL THE TIME to friends, to dating sites, and to guys who send me theirs! I LOVE IT!!!!

  • Hell yes, Finally.

  • Accepted.

    But we don't wanna see your cellulite bikini pics, unless they are photoshoped.

  • I find this easy to fap to.

  • So they are all lesbians or what?

  • catalina from my name is earl

  • 103 people a avid penis texters.

  • This is the weirdest kitchen

  • I've got the strangest boner right now....

  • srsly.....not funny.

  • 8=========D 

  • Did anyone else recognize that the old lady was Napoleon Dynamite's grandma?

  • hahahahaha wtf!!

  • LMAO.. this is perfect !! I feel compelled to toss in some Anthony Wiener comments but I wont. And no, these gals arent lezzies just bc they dont wanna see your lil winkie that you wanna show everybody.

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  • @ahmedwalymek86 YEA they're all lesbians...I'm sure...and you don't live in your parents basement and aren't still a virgin or anything...right?

  • Hhahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha­...still makes me laugh.

    

  • Miss Anna Camp, if I swear on my life to never send you a pic of my penis, then can I have your number?!

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  • @fivecrownsful

    Woman doesn't want a picture of my penis on her phone = sexism

  • That's a weird kitchen, where are all the appliances?

  • No MORE VAGINA PICS vaginas are UGLY

  • EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC XD 0:46

  • A agree. Cocks are for men only.

    

  • i dont believe this women :P

  • **** yeah!  XDDDDDDDDDD

  • The fuck is this shit?

  • Typical women, they say they don't like it but really they love it and enjoy it.

    Also there were a couple of old women in there but once women get over 40 guys are much less likely to want to show them their penis and wouldn't bother to send a pic at all.

  • @Martian74

    Because nothing makes a woman happier than seeing a picture of my gross, little dick. 

  • Not very many men do this so I don't think you can call this an epidimic.Asid form that let all of us men make a psa. On women who whare pants or shirts that say juice and get pissed of on us when we look.

  • So I'm sitting here at the Youtube Creator's Institute & just happen to run across this and LMAO brilliant. 01:36 the lip! XD I died laughing, amazing video, SOOO funny!

  • Funny! I've been saying for ages that guys shouldn't let their small brain think for them -- it makes bad decisions

  • I would not send a pic of my penis to these lesbians because clearly they are lesbians and most of them are not good looking. But I noticed that some of them have nice tits. If they want to send pics of their tits and not their faces to me I would not mind. However the fat ones and the really ugly one need not send any.

  • @raffello

    doesn't want a picture of my penis, must be a lesbian. SEEMS LEGIT

  • That was Amazing.

  • Sorry but our minds have only so many settings: Idle (lazy), working ('cause we need money to attract you), perverted (horny) and don't give a sh*t.

  • the epidemic is woman becoming Lesbian not penises on phones lol

  • Hahahahahahhahahahahaha ommfg I just died!

  • FUCK YEAH

  • THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS!!! LOVE IT!

  • Hey it's Mac's mom from Always Sunny at 0:18.

  • @syizm I think that other lady is Artemis too!

  • you dont send it to them, you leave it in your phone so they see it when they look through your pictures. lol.

  • @32KOAST then they think you spend all your time looking at dicks

  • odd video all I get are close up pussy shots from women

  • @episode666killer yeah. your sister sent me one of those too. (kidding)

  • idk bout pics, but mainly the chicks i get to know like penises n are characterwise not sum wannabe square wannabe-anti-slut :P

  • I don't take pics. I give live showings. ;-)

    LMAO!!!

  • Eh, wasnt that funny till the end when it shows the guy saying "me", I cracked a slight smile there.

  • soooooooooooooooooooooo true, omg! 

  • Ok. Jokes aside: I can see the whole dislike for dick pics, but 94% of guys don't send unless asked to. That makes yooooou the minority.

  • @TheEmperorHasSpoken where did you pull this statistic from? I've received many unsolicited penis pics lol

  • Wanna see my Peyton Manthing?

  • @TheEmperorHasSpoken

    ... FFFokkkk yyyYYYEAHHHH ;---)

  • I think it's hilarious how many people are up in arms about "DON'T GIVE YOUR NUMBER TO CREEPERS." Some guys don't turn out to be "creepers" til *after* the phone number has been given. I think the point of this is, "Dudes, don't send unsolicited photos of your junk because it doesn't turn us on. We just don't work that way." It's the modern-day equivalent of you whipping out your junk at a coffee shop while on a date with us.

  • "An epidemic is sweeping the globe." Yeah, whining... A bunch of pledges to WAAAAAAAAH! House. It's crybabies like this that encouraged the creation of Al Bundy.

  • frigid witches.

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  • To the people who say "they're all ugly" don't know pretty women when they see them. The chick that was the maid on "My Name Is Earl" was in there, the one with red hair was pretty, the one with the cropped hair was pretty. You people are morons.

  • @LissFirefly That one chick is from Blood and she is hottt!

  • Best PSA ever <3

  • @heidi217 if you're a nun, maybe...

  • FUCK YEAH!!

  • lol @ the grandma

  • This was the single funniest thing I've seen all week.

  • 1:27 that is all.

  • lol this is hilarious. im a guy and i still think this is funny lol

  • First off, I didnt even know this was a prob.

    But If you think abt it, Its the Women that are the Problem.

    Heres why: Dont give your Number to some Douchebag you meet at the Club or whatever. Then you have no "Disgusting Pics".

    Also you'd think with all the effort and quality equip, that itd be a better Vid...

  • @VikingSkills7 Yes, all women must stop giving men their phone numbers. That way they won't receive dick pics. It's totally the women's fault, because they should know that a man has no other choice but to send an image of their genitals if they get a woman's number.

    "Oh man, that chick just gave me her number, what was she thinking? Christ, now I'm forced to send a cock-photo to her. I'm so embarrassed".

  • @vaahtobileet I see the Humor in what you said.

    But the Thing is, I said "Some Douchebag at a Club or something"- Not All Guys.

    You have to have to have some Judgment in who youre giving your number to.

    When ever a Girl has complained to me abt a guy doing this, Ive said, "Yeah, thats messed up. But, Well, Why did you give youre number to a Fag like that?"

  • @VikingSkills7 I agree.

  • @vaahtobileet I wish I could like this one hundred times

  • whos the girl at :41 i know shes in a movie or some tv show cant put my finger on it the old ugly lady is from a comedy central late night clip show about strippers at a club

  • @cujoe20 She was on True Blood, bro. The preacher dudes wife. He ran the Church of the sun or some shit.

  • SOMEONE NEED TO MAKE A RESPONCE TO THIS SAYING WOMEN STOP TAKING PICS OF YOUR TITS AND THEN GETTING PISSED OFF WHEN WE TEL YOU, YOU HAVE A NICE RACK

  • Wow. I didn't realize that penis pics were a thing. Thanks for this important message, and I hope nobody ever receives an unsolicited dick picture again.

  • ON MY MOUTH.

    LOL

  • Maybe it's a lesson to the stupid bitch who gave her number to that guy at the bar trying to rape her and hey I want to know why guys like boobs and pussy and girls asses but women don't like cock WTF

  • Hey I just want to know how many times a day that crazy looking ugly grandma gets daily I dont even thinks she knows how to use a phone much less get pics of guy penieses Jesus that womens ugly

  • can i have ur number there is something i would like to send u

  • This video is funny, and takes the piss out of a lot of the right people. But honestly, women of America: hypocrite here often? I'm not even gay and I'd probably take a cellphone dick over a cellphone vadge. It's like an exit wound in a hairy man's backfat. And if you get unsolicited penis pictures from a dude, you should maybe give your phone number out at fewer junior- varsity basketball games.

  • News for the profoundly smug women of this video: we don't send penis pictures to women we value. We send them to whores :)

    And you men, the sycophants telling other grown men to embrace more of the same bullshit our gender has taken for 20 years in every sitcom, on every talk show and cleaning commercial, which lately is turning into unapologetic hate speech: You are Germany, 1938, watching Hitler rise into the starless night like a signal flare. Your spinelessness will not get you laid.

  • I agree with the message in this video. But since men have to stop sending penis pics, women have to stop taking boob pics and getting upset when they are all over the world wide web. Just saying.

  • Maybe I should just google in a search for big dicks.

    Just take those, say it was mine!

    Yeah....That'll probably work!

  • hahaha, thats an awesome vid. on the other hand its a little sad that a video had to be made to tell us guys not to send penis pics. is that not something we should already know??

  • This is stupid. Ladies just watch who you give your damn number or email address to. Its that simple....Only YOU can avoid a creeper. A creeper will always be a creeper.

  • @SpinnerSingh

    Totally the woman's fault! If a girl trades numbers with a classmate who seems like a decent person and ends up with a dick pic because he turns out to be a total douche HER FAULT.

  • LOL that girl at 1:13 made me laugh my ass off.

    Well done.

  • This is hilarious.

  • As a guy I say...

    ...well played, Madam!

  • Someone should totally make a video response of there penis

  • People should listen to this video. If sending a penis pic didn't work for a multi-millionaire super famous NFL quarterback, it probably won't work for you. Unless you're aiming reeeealy low.

  • Haha, bank statement.. lol

    No, women just want a guy who thinks with his big head, and not the little one :)

  • I really dig the chick at :19 - HOTNESS! ;)

  • Then all i need to do is find a woman that doesnt look like one of them, so i can send her a pic of my pennis, yeahhhh.

  • I like the red head.

  • ..... l .....

  • Greasy

  • ,MY MOUTH rofl

  • awesome

  • yea they dont want to see it they just want to ride it =)

  • ME

  • I show my penis to everyone, even my dog.

  • That was classic. All the guys who are hating on it must be dick pic senders. lol

    Good vid, really. lol

  • @DoubleA3015 Hi, I'm Brett Favre

  • Thank you for the humor....well done and bravo!!! As a man never understood why a guy would think a pic of his wenasock would be viewed as "ohhhh, that's sooooooo hot....."

  • this couldnt be less funny! poorly directed. only like one of those girls was actually hot enough that i might begin to consider what she though.

    @ gogetar12 - ugly chicks dont like penis pics?

    so true...

  • ugly chicks dont like penis pics? good to know

  • Wanna see my Danny Woodhead?

  • @MrIJustWatch My private Jet?

  • I promise no more dick pics... I'll save it for the popcorn bag...

  • @MrIJustWatch

    ... ainTTTT NOE'bodee wanna see --> NEiTHER urr ""Billy Packer(s)"" NOR urr ""Richard J. D*ck Vitale"" !

    LMAooo ;---)

  • This is brilliantly done. Hilarious too. Why are people so offended by the fact that women don't want to see a picture of their penis? It isn't what it looks like, its how its used. ;P

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I love it when girls send me boobie and vag pix!!! Screw you manly fatass woman.

  • Why dont women create "no boob pics then?" You cant have it both ways ladies.

  • Totally unexpected but greatly received! ahahah "No more penis pics"....

  • Mac's Mom!!

  • haha that was epic, it makes you get all defensive halfway through, cause lets face it. we are proud of our dicks, but the guy at the end was halarious.

  • Buncha lesbians.

  • @Vailonlol

    Doesn't want a picture of my penis on her phone? MUST BE A LESBIAN

  • that was hilarious and that f.u was priceless

  • haha I love it

  • Coming from the same group of people that take pictures of their vagina and send it in text messages to every guy on their list.

  • theres a more dangerous epidemic-not enough women are sending me their pussy pics!  *gimme your muff shots ladies. thanks.

  • now that was actually quite funny