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  • Hey look........a smart guy talking, shame he has passed over.............spoke SUCH TRUTH.

  • So... why do men act the way they do? To increase their market value in the eyes of women of course!!! Man will not change until the standards woman holds him to changes. So which is the unfortunate sex? None! We're both just as fucked up! This is the first stupid thing I've heard Carlin say.

  • women are crazy because men are stupid

  • What's been currently giving me a pain in places I don't even wanna talk about: Women constantly bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch, about rights and their own problems. As activists, they got their equal rights, and now they want to be better than men. As girlfriends, they expect guys to deal with their constant whining and destruction of savings. But then, if a guy hits a girl, OH NO! THAT GUY IS SUDDENLY A DOUCHE! If a girl hits a guy, she's cute, or a lesbian. see what I mean?

  • @FearThyTaco Wow, I love all these comments of guys being offended and actually getting defensive. It's truly a testament to how arrogant, ignorant, and idiotic men can be. I personally don't believe in generalizations of character by gender, and thank "god" for that! I'm so lucky to be with a man that is empathetic, intelligent, and kind. I'll be sure to not take him for granted. Thanks for that, idiots.

  • To feminists: "Woman seeking to be equal to men , lack motivation"

    That's why we men are so much "better"

  • wise words from the chief. I respect women but i dont respect a bitch

  • Fucked up world.A

  • Yea but @EvilsOfFeminism you have to understand how the world works.  Men use their brains to get what their dicks want. Women use their pussies to get what their brains want. Women are not as aggressive in terms of making money.

  • @PittsRichard women are not aggressive in terms of *earning* money is what you mean ;)

  • Thankyou, Thankyou,Thankyooo...

  • so, why do men die off 8 years younger than women? well i dont have any evidence but the cause of death is never truely determined in most cases. and i suspect wives have a way of killing men that goes undetected. maby a little hemloc tea.

  • @datzfast Men live longer with women. This is fact. Although men killing their wives if not beating them near to death is extremely common. Single or unmarried men are more likely to off themselves are just generally die from poor heath habits. Women take better care of themselves and others and their bodies are different. Men die because they kill themselves like they do women. Women are not the killers men are.You are trying to revers this fact.Men die when away from women.

  • poor george, if only he had been a woman, he could have given that blow job, optinal of course.

  • Oh,poor women,cause if they devorce you,you get the house and all the stuff afcourse.

  • This is what women should post on FB if anything, instead of complaining about child birth, high heels and burning yourself while flattening your hair.. But im impressed of how right he got it, and how sucky it can be to be female

  • @Entrayalicious Is it just me, or are you suggesting that child birth is something easy to do? To me it looks like you are comparing child birth to high heels and "flattening your hair".

  • @auracatalina I am simply saying that there was a copy-paste saying it was hard to be a woman for 'burning yourselves on the flattening iron', 'wearing high heels', and having birth, which most of them hadn't experienced. And i wish that they would use better statements. And i can tell you that it just made guys say 'lol dumb bitches' so it wasn't that effective either

  • @Entrayalicious I never heard those "phrases" before. You must mean women talking about the same shit over and over cause...Guess what? It's still the same shit. Because all men do about it is say. "lol dumb bitches"

  • orgasms for a women are more intense and satisfying for women than it is for men, so its not all that bad for women

  • @mrboyface If you can find a man who can do it!

  • @generico411 they dont need the man, they have high tec vibrators nowadays

  • @mrboyface how do you know this? have you had both male and female orgasms? of course you haven't. actually, it's been proven that it's much easier for a man to have one than a woman. not to mention, some men are almost incapable of making women orgasm using only their penis.

  • @equestriansheridan really? have you ever orgasmed with a fat cock inside your pussy? how does it feel?

  • @equestriansheridan Are you gay?

  • This video is pretty close minded, both sexes have difficulties and life isn't all that fair in general. I don't know why this guy is turning this into a competition and acting like men don't have their fair share of struggles in life. Don't have money...you're not considered a man, after all women fall all over guys with money...don't have sexy abs ...yeah men are judged (and pressured) on their bodies too and don't get me started on the pressures of being 'tall' in society or 'funny' for women

  • @Kama18 yes, men have struggles just like women. i think all he was trying to do was speak on the womans behalf, and explain why we are the way we are. hey, i love men. i really do, i admire them. but most of the pressures men have, women have too... also, lets not forget those years that we were treated like animals! really, we were considered human until the 1900's.

  • @equestriansheridan *weren't

  • @equestriansheridan Right I agree, I don't doubt mistreatment of women but I think a majority of people both men and women have been mistreated in our human history. Both have been treated like animals based on race, ideas, even things like eye or hair color. Its less pronounced now but people get treated differently even today based on sex, race, height, weight... None of it is right, my only point was that Carlin is turning this into a competition and I don't agree with his approach either.

  • Such negativity.

  • @EvilsOfFeminism You're a fucking a moron. There's not a SINGLE country in the whole fucking world that pays women equal to men, never mind more than men. Why don't you educate yourself and look at any information/research/statistic­s ever published on the subject, instead of spouting bullshit that has no factual grounds. Women are the most over exploited use of cheap labour; take a class on globalization, or read a book. You don't need to be a fem-nazi to acknowledge basic facts.

  • @megwinder Why so mad.

  • @megwinder@EvilsOfFeminism He is right. Just watched the explanation to dutch feministes why they get less payed. They don't WANT to travel 200km to earn some money, they don't need to save money for kids if get divorced... Actually the last one is a giant issue for men in holland- after wedding man stops being a Man and starts to obey his wife cause after 1 heinneken glass will be divorce procedure, which allways supports women100% ( in NL even sluts get children and you must to pay).

  • @aureez Of course men have to pay when the child remains with the women. What, the man did not contribute to bringing that child to this world? Why should the woman take care of the child alone and the man be allowed to run away? How would you feel if you were a woman, get pregnant, and see the man running away from the responsibility, which means that you have to raise the child by yourself? Try to put yourself in the shoes of a woman.

  • @auracatalina i won't read all comment- i mentioned the fact that even slut will get the children after divorce no matter who's fault. Even if children love their father and want to stay with him, he has no rights, he may want children, but wont get them because his "wife" didn't like for exmpl how he opened 1 heineken bottle after hard labour work day, so he has just "right"to pay to slut ( officially to children) in this case. Try to read 1 more time. Buy!

  • @megwinder And that's pretty sad. If you read some femi books and you was a man you was surprised with no need to see what is happening in holland. Btw control your ego and check language- such a dirty comment doesn't bring positive results to your life.. Pease!

  • @megwinder Peace! ;)

  • @megwinder a simple question.Do women work the same as men?do they take the same jobs?(98% of workplace accidents are men)easier job=less pain.You don't have to be a smart person to understand that basic fact.When you work the same years and(women retire 5 years faster)same job,die at the same age(women live longer,that's a fact) then you can say it's not fair.Until then,you are just another feminazi pushing feminist agenda at the expense of the male working class.it's a basic fact

  • @megwinder TBH there are some true facts about Evil's comment though it was implemented in the wrong way. This recording would be a couple years old and Evil complained that TODAY women get more rights. The point i'm making here is that it is true that women get exploited, but at the same time they can be power hungry bitches that try to use their large breasts, good looks and guess what? Women can even use the fact that they have been exploited to get advantages in life.

  • @megwinder Took the words right out of my mouth.

  • I like most of George Carlin's material, but this is absolutely incorrect--especially this shit about unequal pay. It is propaganda and farcical. Women, last I heard, actually get paid slightly more than men for the same job. Women make less money because they fucking WORK LESS hours and WORK EASIER jobs. Women expect to fucking have money handed to them, which is why so many of them advocate a policy that amounts to the same. If anything, that's further proof of where our places are anyway.

  • im a man and i agree with everything that he said. women have it a lot harder than men, however men have their fair share of problems as well.

  • @gorecorer Yep, he did a bit about men and their respective struggles as well...

  • lol carlin is the man, no doubt, no disrespect here...but he must have had a huge dick to make all these points here, men are judged and expected bullshit from women as well...dont have money, a huge cock, or a tight body? youre shit outta luck, no pussy for you! oh wait men dont deal with any pressure

  • @mrgthft fuck you dick you son of a bitch. you ass. shut the fuck up you asshole. i will fuck you. you motherfucker. you are full of shit you asshole. damn you.

  • What a load of shit!!

  • @jeffreerange Let me guess. Are you a man?

  • @auracatalina Let me guess.  Are you a woman?

  • @auracatalina Let me guess. Are you a woman?

  • Who are the brain police?

  • carlin saw both sides of every situation. this is just a clip, just a segment of his humanistic observations. i feel really sad that so many humans are so stupid, and i feel really sad that i'm lowering myself to faceless posting among this mess. 

  • The females that feel this as a "burden" were obviously not raised in a loving family, and are not honored by a loving family. The men that dishonor women, and their own children, hate the balance that is within this world, and therefore hate themselves...essentially, b/c we are part of each other. And women who allow men to hate themselves, and not stand up to show the truth, is a woman who hides from her own power. Both do not do each other justice to serve the greater good.

  • Just so you all know, WE ALL HAVE IT TOUGH. Man or woman. Read Carlin's book, Last Words. He talks a lil about this subject. That is all folks.

  • omg, he's my hero!!!!!! im so sad i didnt know about him before he died.... :S

  • Women have to put up with meh-? meh-? WTF IS A MEH-?!

  • there are two kinds of people in this world, leaders and followers. You retards are obviously a bunch of fucking followers. You dont agree with him what so ever (and you know it) yet youre like "omg hes so smart i agree so much." You sway back and forth so easy its ridiculous. Think for yourself and find your own philosophical path, dont just blindly follow others. The funniest part is you think carlin is talking about all men except you, like youre so special or something. Unbelievable...

  • @allstar00442288 Care to point out where you think he's wrong?

  • @danynumero6 Hahaha are you fuckin retarded? "men are stupid" "99% of the horrifying shit going on was perpetraded by men" "women get the shit beat out of them on a regular basis" "women have to put up with so much more than men" "weddings favor men" "women ended up with the shitty end of the stick" "who do you think is tougher, men or women?" (implying women are)

    Its so funny how faggots just like you think george is talking about all men except you of course, like youre special

  • @allstar00442288 Fucking troll. You dont think women have more to put up with? I'm not saying men dont because it seems like nowadays its politically incorrect to be a man but women definitely have more to put up with. When have you ever heard of a man going thru pregnancy, periods, PMSing, or menapause? When did he say weddings favor men? He said people in weddings make a bigger deal about women than men. Damn you're full of shit.

  • @danynumero6 women have to put up with more than men? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA yeah ok fuckshow. All physical labor is men, men are the ones expected to die for a cause (war for example, only men can be drafted, and for some reason its "women and childrens" deaths that are more tragic than mens deaths), women have the opition of being a housewife, men have to work (and yes being a housewife is much easier than a full time job), and men have to do all the handy work around the house

  • @allstar00442288 Women dont get the chance too. The only reason why men have always had more power is because they are physically stronger than women. It has nothing to do with who's smarter or more capable of doing tasks. Women who have the same job as men and do the same thing still get less pay. If you're a housewife people dont give you really any credibility. They dont take you seriously and its unfair for them to do that.

  • @allstar00442288 Look I completely understand that men have a lot of hardships to go through, and I dont like how this country has become completely feminized, but until you actually take a look at both sides and even go through what women have to go through, then shut the fuck up.

  • @danynumero6 "what women have to go through"

    Women dont have any more problems than men when you compared both sides. Women are just bigger fucking drama queens about it. They think they deserve to be treated like fuckin queens

  • @allstar00442288 Well I will agree with you that a lot of women are big drama queens. And the biggest reason why they act this way is because they know men are in control most of the time because they are physically stronger, so by doing this it gives women a sense of power. So yes I will agree with you about that but still you try going through a period and then act as if everything is fine and nothing wrong is going on at all.

  • @allstar00442288 Well I will agree with you that a lot of women do act like drama queens. And the reason why they act that way is because they know men are almost always in charge because men are physically stronger, so by doing this it gives women a sense of power. I will agree with you on that, but still you try going through a period and then act as if nothing is wrong and everything is fine.

  • @danynumero6 Thats the thing though, it seems like now in the 21st century men are no longer in control.

  • @allstar00442288 You know, being treated as Human would be a nice change.

  • @TungstenV what the fuck are you talking about?

  • BJO!

  • Why are people so stupid...Just shut up and listen, George Carlin is speaking

  • @NoisyNinjaSC2 lol i like ur name its original

  • his view here isnt nice

  • I would like to ask those men who left derogatory comments about women here just one question : if you had a choice, would you rather be a man or a woman in your life? I'm sure none of them would want to be woman.lol

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  • @ishiakuma I actually wouldn't mind either. My outlook wouldn't be much better either way.

  • you are a fucking shit g.carlin

  • Women physically get beat. But the psychological games and bullshit that women play makes it AAAAAAllllllll equal.

  • @joemoe23 Men can be really violante, they can rip your arm off and shit like that, BUT they leave what makes you (your mind or spirit, what ever) alone, but women... they will SHIT in your hearth, they will brake your soul and send it to Oblivion... but there not violant xD... well moust of the time id like to think

  • 1:16 - evidence of carlin's subliminal advertising

  • Amazing how many viewers here completely miss the point.It is not about biology.It is the social conditioning that Carlin points out on this topic & many others.Yes,the physical differences are facts.What we should all realize is how"the powers that be"manipulate us all in order to separate and divide us,mostly to get men so retarded they keep the war machine perpetuated and women so obsessed with their attractiveness that nobody get their head out of their ass far enough to change things

  • @veganas Wow well put.

  • @veganas - it's because women are crazy and men are stupid.

  • @barrycasebeer Reading this thread is the real proof to what George said.

    Great philosopher.

    be well

  • @veganas fuck you ass you son of a bitch

  • @veganas george spend most his life pointing out how stupid people are by using his logic...most of the world canot compete with this logic so i dont think you should bother with all of the trolls coming here to comment on his high class words... they not ment to get it you know.. thats why people like me and you and others smart ones shoudnt waste our breath on those that dont wana pull their head out their ass ;)

  • Amazing how many viewers here completely miss the point.It is not about biology.It is the social conditioning that Carlin points out on this topic & many others.Yes,the physical defferences are facts.What we should all realize is how"the powers that be"manipulate us all in order to seperate and divide us,mostly to get men so retarded that they keep the war machine perpetuated and women so obsessed with their attractiveness that nobody get their heads out of their ass far enough to chenge things

  • yea shit was created by men but they do these things becouse of the women. women are angels so they create the devils. you do not see many children or elder do hardcore crimes, that is becouse they are not sexual beings and besidies women should shut up, becouse they are not usefull for anything else but fucking and sucking cocks

  • @smallpotatoes989: You are truly the lowest of the low.

  • @smallpotatoes989 neither of which any woman will ever do to you. Have a good life Troll.

  • I'm a woman and I don't need sympathy. No one has to defend my honor, no one needs to tell me I've got it tough, or that I should curse my uterus. You know why? Because I'm not only a woman, I'm a human too. Human beings have brains, they're not limited to their sex organs, as much as other people might like you to believe. Although many women don't get the privilege to choose their situation, I believe that with proper education many could potentially change their lives for the better.

  • ever since coming out became "ok" im seeing alot more guys flamboyantly open even looking straight at times.A homo doesnt neccessarily has to dress like one or act like one to be one.Becareful with the overly straight ones.They have a curiosity issue.

  • Everything he said is 100% true

  • @kellyraye815 Source?

  • @StrongAmoeba Reality, asshole.

  • @kellyraye815 I'm sorry

  • its backwards.. men are crazy.. women are stupid.. men a fucking crazy for power.. and women are stupid enough to sleep with them... and they keep taking the shit..

  • i'm still curious what he meant with "women are crazy". he never really explained that part.

    anyhow, yes nature basically gave women a rough deal with the burden of having the womb. and if you look at it gobally, women got it really tough in many places.

    but in the West, men got it tougher. think of military service. it is often a major outcry whenever women are barred from certain military duties... but men can be FORCED to do them which women are never. which ya think is worse eh?

  • Ug.

    I will always be a diehard Carlin fan, but this has always been one area where I feel he did not think for himself and instead recycled the agenda of others, with the original source of his blatant misandry most likely instilled by his mother.

    This whole sketch is like listening to a feminist manifesto and is not "correct" if you open your eyes and think for yourself.

    (I would also like to point out, that the youtube spell check does not even recognize the word "misandry"... lol)

  • Women get pregnant, have periods and experience menopause due to nature, not men. Women volunteer for the job of motherhood yet many complain that they have the hard job of being a stay at home mom. Many Men on the other hand can't even lie without getting caught all the time...thats how Stupid Men are. George is fantastic but is completely off on this topic. Men and Women BOTH have their perks and shafts..eventually, there is a balance to both, with neither better or inferior that the other...

  • @Gaia029 Carlin isn't simply trying to blame all of the shit that women go through on men. He's just trying to prove their position in society isn't nearly as "equal" as everyone pretends it is.

  • @Thrasher9294 Hi Thrasher. Oh Absolutely, I loved Carlin and I totally agree with most of his points. Most of us males are complete imbeciles. He has actually said things I too have said on the gender topics. That is when I started to buy his comedy, he got funnier and wiser as he grew older. Like the grampa we can't get enough of. As far as 'equal' goes, I agree totally, equality is still in its infancy.

  • Remember guys you came from a woman,so you should respect them otherwise you won't be in this world and this is coming from a man.TY

  • @ajmolaliful You have to get pregnant to have children....

  • @ajmolaliful Yes I'm so happy to be a part of this constant struggle and conflict. So.. so fucking happy.

  • @n0ench You have my sympathy, your not the only one who is going through this shit, the whole world is in turmoil just keep strong.

  • i love the ladies 

  • i love his anger

  • Who said men don't understand women? This one certainly does!

  • BJO 

  • the Truth again - George was and still is a great American Poet and Prophet - a total fucking MENSCH!

  • George is a MAN ! :)

  • @mancamiatipoola Yeah those are worth the beating......Accessible g spot, really?

  • @mancamiatipoola EXEMPTION FROM HARD LABOR!!!!! lmao Am I the only one seeing the irony here??

  • @mancamiatipoola Women are for penetration and that's it.......where the hoes @ ?

  • @mancamiatipoola Thank you for the answer. Your girlfriend must be lucky! :D

  • @mancamiatipoola Only if they're good looking. Imagine all the shit they have to put up with if their looks are below-average.

  • @mancamiatipoola Apart from the sex stuff, women get all those "advantages" because men are stupid and think they can get laid by pleasing them, which is just manipulation.

  • BRILLIANT

  • not having to go to college, not having to work 60 hour weeks for 60 years.

    not having to go to war and die.

    To me it seems like women have it pretty easy, as long as your born with a big sack of fat on your chest you don't have to work a day in your life.

  • @mocus1 Look at what you're doing instead of actually giving this man's information a chance, you're just focusing on a simple error instead of actually trying to gain insight or knowledge. George would tell you that he doesn't identify with "liberals" or "stoners" or "idiots", instead he would tell you that you should stop focusing only on this purely human societal perspective with which you're approaching him and his output of knowledge, and then help others of your human race grow and wisen.

  • Totally false. Dept. of Justice statistics show that men are 8 times more likely to be victims of violence than women. It's a left wing myth perpetrated by doped up idiots like this moron that women are victimized by violence more than men. Totally untrue.

  • Why can't people just stiop debating in the comments section. You don't like the video? Switch it over you dumb fucks!

  • God... this just made me thankfull to be a man...

  • to me i find some of the negative comments to be unwarranted. george is talking about women's troubles in general, yes, but he's framing the mental picture in relation to women who are nice and sweet. of course there are dumb/mean/crazy bitches out there, but that's just because a large portion of humanity in general is dumb/mean/crazy. you have to remember the perspective he's viewing it from, which is nice and sweet girls dealing with dumb/mean/crazy guys.

  • men didn't design women. try being nice to woman all the time, and then see yourself being step on and tough up in a snap. women have been designing men since the begining. they want us to carry out their imposible demands. mean while they look you right in the eye and say "you haven't done shit '. i adore g.c but i think he's mostly wrong in this vid.

  • @LoserMillionaire Sorry, but you are objectively wrong. The patriarchy is alive and well, which is why the truly subjugated women try their hardest to control their men: because they know it's the only part of this goddamned world they'll ever have any control over. The truly liberated women couldn't give less of a shit what it is that their men do because they're too busy doing their own stuff. Makes sense, don't it? :)

  • Bros before hos, George.

  • @AsifIcarebear3 fuck u misogynist asshole

  • Oh cool, this video is good. Oh look, comments, I wonder what people are sayi- Oh fuck its another debate with stupid idiots inflating their own egos by arguing with each other OVER TEH INTERNETZ XD XD XD XD

    I fucking hate you people.

  • Women are crazy and stupid. I'm a man and I'm neither.

  • hey you all shut up, noone cares about your opinion! Its the internet, god damn it!

  • @xx2n23 Societal roles exist for a reason; to provide a framework for the natural differences between men and women, which will not become redundant so long as there are two sexes. Differences and stereotypes aren't to blame for unfair discrimination and chauvinism because the sexes being biologically different does not account for them being inferior. The societal drive to homogenise men and women (not to be confused with women's rights) only suppresses their differences, leading to confusion.

  • @xx2n23 How does that work? Finding both sexes equally attractive does not necessarily mean respecting them or allowing them rights, because it does not eliminate the differences between the sexes.

  • I fucking hate internet people!!!!!

  • @Silverlance988 YOUR A ASSHOLE PENIS BREATH

  • @Silverlance988 and thats why you fuck girls not women, you prey on girls because they don't know any better and cant tell that you are the scum of the earth and that women wont put up with your shit.

  • @cheeseshoes you pedophile asshole

  • @CommanderMattShepard so im the pedophile for calling some one out for being one? that makes no sense.

  • Men are crazy because women are evil.

  • imagine how the audience felt afterwards

  • 100% right !!!

  • Multiple Orgasms... 

  • George was an awakened one -- RIP George.

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  • Since men are the only ones doing things, it's only natural that they do more stupid things.

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  • -continued from last comment- (stupid word limit) approval from the guy you have personally labeled as the " manliest of men'' grow a pair of testicles of your own stop trying to be someone else and learn how to be a real man and no that's not measured by the length of your dick or how much fucking money you make

    STFU and grow up. Oh btw if my name didnt give it away Im a girl no this isnt some pms rage fit or some bull shit like that, and those arent valid excuses to not listen to a girl!!!!

  • In the modern society laws and legislation are protecting women from such abuse.Femenist movements are allowed and sexual harrasment along with raping and abuse are severely punished in the western societies like Europe and America, Canada etc.The arabs still hold to their primitive, idiotic, machist Koran BUT i think with time that will change too.It is a question of mental and social evolution.

    That said, reflect on what role the women have in their own sexual desires and where they lead.

  • @Shadowedgirl14 I completely agree. This is just how our society is. Society portrays to us that men should be macho, masculine, jock-like assholes who dont give a fuck about anything and have no emotions whatsoever and that women are people that should be people that are feminine and weaker who should stay back, just sit there and look pretty and just do as they're told when called upon. And yet we just feed into it and not think for ourselves. Typical Americans.

  • For all those giving him shit maybe you should take a nice look at yourself. This man is saying what he thinks and not giving a fuck what you tiny balled bastards say or feel. He was in the army for gods sakes so he knows what he's talking about and he's also lived longer and had more experience, while you are most likely some dick muncher who has been complete brainwashed by ideals of a true man when in actuality you're just a total pussy with suppressed feelings of homosexuality and seeking a