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  • I love when HUMMER dudes do the bunny slopes and get so jazzed up about going up the littlest things...

    ok, you can bash me with some stupid comment now...

  • Hummers are awesom!

  • It's not about the Hummer.,It's about the Tires.

  • Its about time someone used a hummer like its supposed to be used but eh don't hate on jeeps their good to ane the new jeeps are cool too and btw u say they use minivan engines would u mind telling me which one cuz I'm bouta get dat shit lol

  • @henshalldood The engine in the wrangler comes right out of a Grand Caravan, the 3.6L in the Grand Cherokee and 2012 wrangler is also used in the grand caravan. if your going to get a wrangler i would suggest you wait for the 2012s, as they are going to make 285 Hp vs the 210 HP they make now.

  • I love all the people busting on Hummers for being mechanically in common with a Tahoe, when in fact they should be comparing it to a 3500 series Heavy duty pickup. H2's are built like fucking tanks, the frame, the suspension, everything about them is heavy duty. Unlike modern jeeps for example which are just cars with SUV bodies and a minivan engine.

  • how many miles you can do in h2>?

  • It's hilarious to read all the comments on how the hummer is a tahoe with a different body. Maybe true in some respects but to all the jeep fanboys out there don't forget the compass, patriot, and the new grand cherokee are ALL built on CARS!!!! At least the H2 starts with a truck. You guys ought to be more pissed at Jeep for daring to even try to sell those cars with a different body and yet call them jeeps!

  • @nouseforausername794 Finally someone figures it out! My favorite is the H2.

  • AMC Jeep's Rule all....And for the hummer fanboy, put your E-peenor back in your pants, really come on guy its just a video your going to get negative comments from all sorts of people, just delete them and move on with your life.

  • PLEASE! My Dad Could Do WAY Better Then That,,, PLUS (+) The Truck Didnt Tio Over -.- Jfs.

  • @ibbygirlloveu Sorry, but your dad is gay.

  • @DRTYFN *tip. Fuck hes way better then u and them haterz who r trying to act cool... pimp much?! NOT! Our truck is WAY Better then that... chaconperron <--- ull c our truck. k'bye

  • @DRTYFN hahaha dats right fuckin bitch ass lil kid @ibbygirlloveu

  • got a 78 chevy that can do that. nothin special about a hummer but the name. unless u get the old military ones then they ok......but nothin special.

  • H2= SOFT POS

  • i gotta say, first time seein one of these being used for what they were "built" for!

  • "oh go fuck yourself!" hahaha :D

  • H1, 6.5 N/A diesel, TRUE H1, the ones that are a GUTTED humvee, not the normal h1's, with the original 37" mudders on beadlocks. are badass, Regular H1's are cool. LITERALLY all a h2 is, is a CHEVY TAHOE (frame, suspension, motor, transmission & EVERYTHING but the body rims and interior. an h2 is just a re bodied tahoe, but they do alright. h3's are like something i'd put in the back of my truck to take out to the four wheeler trails LOL

  • PEOPLE PEOPLE! HUMMERS DO NOT SUCK!!!! H3s suck. But H2 and H1 no. They went out because of gas mileage. GM should have had the 6.0L an OPTION and a stock 5.3L(the same engine in the sierra)... That is if they were going gas. In my opinion. Should be diesel.

  • when he said why dont you go fuck yourself ida just tipped that bitch over

  • so if it sucks so much then why did the army buy like 3 million of them hmmmmmmm

  • shit if i would have know that welfare pays for two cars then i should try getting it lol haha

  • Cant beat a good Hummer!

  • ok retards im going to explain this so a 3 year old can understand. Anybody who says H2s suck are either jealous or ignorant. it may not be the best at one thing but is pretty great at everything. If you can name a car better off-road than the H2, i guarentee it is not as luxurious as the H2. and anything more luxurious can not come close to the H2s off road ability. It has the best of both worlds, if i can get heated leather and bose stereo in a car that can do this, HUMMER: like nothing else

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  • @ultimatefighterispro i didnt see a hummer in this video picking up groceries. besides a jeep isnt even in the same class as a hummer. a hummer is 3 times the weight of a wrangler, of coarse it will sink in the mud/snow a little more. other than that a hummer is equally as efficient off road and has WAY more luxury inside. white trash drive jeeps and im glad hummers are so expensive to set me above low life cock-sucking jeep driving scumbags like you.

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  • @ultimatefighterispro you cant even touch an H2 for 13k, not even used. look bitch, there is no point in arguing because 1. you wont ever believe me 2. i dont care if you do, i didnt buy a hummer with MY hard earned money to brag to a bunch of losers on youtube. 3. you are a waste of my time. your next comment will be deleted before i even read it. By the way in case you didnt understand, i was saying that if i was gonna lie i would have said i have a ferrari, which i can't afford. DIPSHIT

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  • @ieatmusic11 yeah its because your a brown nosing bitch that needs to stfu and worry about yourself...im done stfu

  • @ultimatefighterispro Damn right! Jeep is the way to go!

  • @DamnStraightM35A2 At least someone has taste in 4x4's :D! i just got a 1948 jeep willy's for 900 bux whole thing is perfect just doesnt run :)

  • Why don't people like h1s and h2s they are clearly beast compared to the h3

  • yeah totally my mommy took it away. NO I WISH I HAD A MOM TO TAKE IT AWAY. and i serious. i ACTUALLY TRADED IT FOR A yz250. thats right traded it for a 250

  • @992bm Ahhh... did she leave you because of embarrassment?

  • @DRTYFN LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! You sir have successfully and officially PWNED that mother fucker.

    Good Day To You.

  • @DRTYFN your kind of an asshole. a little

  • hummers suck. maybe thats why there out of business. to heavy and the suspension has no travel

  • @992bm Why don't you go ride your KX 85 and get some more baby air? Oh, that's right you don't have it any more. Mommy take it away?

  • @DRTYFN ur just mad bro

  • @DRTYFN dude u should stfu because say if his mother died

  • @992bm stupid comment.

  • @992bm but when a hummer runs into ur little car it'll fuck u and u little smart car up, fuck you

  • @mkbitchin26 hahah smart car yeah fucking right i drive a 04 f150 with a 6in fabtech lift. 3in body and 36's so you aint crushing me.

  • @992bm why the fuck would u put 36's on a f150? thats something black people drive( not racist against black people) but thats preety gay, i bet ur precious f150 doesnt have rear camera view, 2 biult in dvd players, navigation, xm radio, heated leather, v8 450 horespower engine supercharged, and the hummer my dad owns is an 07 h2 with all those features, btw im only 13, and thats preety sad ur arguing with a 13 year old, ur probably a 42 year old that has no life and argues with little kids.

  • @mkbitchin26 Keep it to yourself until you do own a car.

  • @mkbitchin26

    You have to be retarded! He was talking about 36" tires dumbass not 36" rims. Obviously your education comes from new age rap videos. Being 13 i dont expect you to know what the hell you are talking about, but before you comment, go to school and learn some material because your showing how little you know. Oh and you messaged him first talking shit so its sad that a little 13 year old has to argue with someone older than them to feel like a badass.

  • @992bm my h3 gets 21mpg on the highway! it gets the average suv mpg... other hummers, (h1 and h2) yeah your right.

  • I have to admit Hummers are a guilty pleasure for me. they are about as vulgar as a car can get and yet they are so awesome. The H2 gets a bad name but it impresses me. the advertising was done all wrong, really. They should've focused on just how epic it is offroad.

  • hummers suck. just usless steel

  • h1 much better

  • Why ?

  • a 2000 dollar samurai could out 4by any one of those 50k hummers

  • Haha. People are tearin up the Ford. Muddin aint all about what you got under the hood n shit. Driving skills also plays a role. I know mad people are with me when i say that THAT Ford kould would ass if maybe it was a different driver? Yeah.

  • to end it .. Hummers=trash. End of it. even if i had enough to buy one, i wouldnt waste money on a 6 ton paperweight. than will get stuck in my backyard... I live in jersey.

  • @BuryYourDead162 ... So you Joisy turds aren't good with math. If 2000lbs is a ton and an H2 weighs in at 6300lbs how many tons is that? You say 6. *FAILHORN*

    Why don't you stfu and sit your dopey ass on the couch and keep jacking off to Jersey Shores. Oh, and your boxing videos are funny. Funny as in gay guys slapping at each other.

  • @DRTYFN hahah. Wait, you most likely live in the midwest or fucking california. Because not a single person from NJ talks like thattt haha. and i said 6tons to emphasize that they are deadweight. Too bad the jersey shore cast is all from Newyork? lol. sorry dude. Well would you rather us slap our cocks together? Because it seems like you'd enjoy that. haha.

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  • @DRTYFN You're not a very happy person, are you?

  • @BuryYourDead162 jersey sucks

  • @bnel890 is that offensive?

  • These trucks suck!!

  • Hummers r where it's at! I drive my friends 1 time up in Utah and it was better than the clubs previously best truck: the f250 ranger!! And u kno what? The f250 had only one stock thing to it's name: the paint job. But guess what? The hummer was all stock exept for the rail rack and that doesn't even help with anything but carrying luggage! Just goes 2 show ya...

  • he didnt give it enogh power,u need to floor it,plus u need better,grippeir tiers

  • So you have 35 years experience? So I'm going to guess your in your late 40's? That's a fucking joke. Anyone over 30 should not be commenting on YouTube videos to try and look like they know everything. Reading your comments you sound like a fucking 2 year old. Try and grow up alittle

    And everyone should know hummers suck ass. Ford f-250 ranger with a 460 under the hood is where it's at.

  • epic fail on the f-250 part

  • I just happen to have 80k in the bank.

    Can I be a fucking moron just like these dildos?

  • that sure is an expensive chevy suburban

  • LOL, you're dumb.

    BTW, you sure have an oooooollllld POS Mercedes.

  • its not a POS it lasted 32 years didn't it??? the motors in the 240D regularly ladt over 500,000 miles with the record at 1.8 million...yeah what a POS...thats why these cars have a cult-like following...see many other cars from 1978 still on the road as daily drivers??? didn't think so, in some countries over 75% of the W123's originally registered are still on the road...yeah what a POS.....

    On the other hand you have a bunch of videos of tarted up chevy suburbans......

  • IMO, your car is a total POS. You have you opinion, and I have mine.

    And again, you need to educate yourself so you don't sound like such an angry imbecile.

  • hey thats ok, shame you'll never experience true quality workmanship in a vehicle, especially if you keep driving GM shit. H2's are some of the most useless vehicles IMO, they 10MPG on road, have poor quality, and I've seen many Toyotas on youtube doing the same trails as the H2's and taking them much easier. Don't forget the MB Unimog and the Older G-Wagen, both have better curb appeal than your POS Hummer and are more capable off road.

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  • DamnStraightM35A2 is a moron. He can't afford a hummer. That's why he can't get anything better than a 1970's mercedes. That's also why he has to be envious and watch hummer videos on youtube. He has to relate off roading vehicles with fuel economy...how sad is that? Let whiney tree hugging liberals that care more about fuel economy drive their priuses... They can enjoy their off roading when they pass over speed bumps.

    Nice videos, keep them coming.

  • don't call me a whiney tree hugging liberal.BITCH! i like to destroy the earth and have a better off road vehicle than a hummer. maybe I have to send you a link. I was watching the more capable jeeps and toyotas when I clicked on this chevy suburban video. Read the facts, the H2 is built on a version of the GMT 820 platform. I'd drive a jeep anyday over a shitbox hummer. Say what you want about my mercedes, but when its still on the road in 30 years your GM will be long gone.

  • off roading on gravel with a mercedes? lol

    The lockers on the car are you and your wife pushing it from the back! LOL

  • no actually Mercedes made rally cars out of the W123 chassis, I guess they suck that much...

    It seems you Hummer "fans" are some of the most elitest snobs that claim to be enthuisasts out there. Seems you snobs better open your eyes and realize that you wasted your money on a Hummer...should have gotten a Unimog.....of course to you they probably suck too.

  • I'm interested in buying the '78 mercedes. I'd love to purchase it... How much are you looking for that nice ride of yours? How about 50 dollars? Cash too.

  • I'm glad to hear you have a whole $50 dlooars saved up! Now why don't you go spend it on something useful to yourself, like tampons.

  • Tampons? I thought your mom's period was last week.

  • sorry, but unlike you I don't live in my moms basement

  • I think $50 is to much lmao

  • it definatley seems those able to afford a Hummer wouldn't want to drive anything "lesser" or "older". Well thats your problem, but really what yu are doing is giving a bad name to all Hummer owners by acting like this.

    Oh and according to wiki, related vehicles are

    Cadillac Escalade

    Chevrolet Tahoe

    GMC Yukon

    Chevrolet Suburban

    Chevrolet Avalanche

    I see nowhere that it says pickup truck. It means that some parts are based on the 1500 suburban and some on the 2500 suburban.

  • The 2500 is a series of the silverodo as is the 1500. The higher number pertains to its towing capacity. The higher towing capacity means that the frame has been strengthened as well as other components of the truck. If you knew anything about trucks you would know what the 2500 is. You thought it was a suburban witch it isnt because you an idiot. If you actually read a little on the wiki page you might have learned something.

  • once again another hummer snob, belittling other off road enthusiasts....you're only giving yourself a bad rap in the long run

  • Im the real enthusiasts i have a career in off roading. I actually build trophy trucks you on the other hand pretend to know what you are talking about and i can see right through it. your making your self look like an idiot trying to tell me and every other H2 owner that its a suburban. Please shut-up you are the real snob.

  • whatever you say, if you read wikipedia, you will see that part of the H2 frame is derived from a suburban, tahoe, escalade. The whole point of me saying "that sure is an expensive chevy suburban" was to call out to the fact that H2's aren't a real hummer, and merely look like the H1's. You have clearly proved that yourself. I really don't care what you build for a living.

    and just because you have a career, doesn't make you more of an enthusiast than anyone else. except in your fantasy

  • At least i know how to get my hands dirty and knows what it takes to build a real off road vehicle. I also know what the difference between a suburban and a H2 unlike you.

  • i know how to get my hands dirty too, I'm a diesel mechanic with 35 years of experience.

  • Hella dude! These shitty trucks are some expensive Suburbans.

  • @DamnStraightM35A2 wikipedia can be edited

  • before there was just a suburban and a tahoe there was a suburban 1500, 2500, and 3500....or can't you remember back that far?

  • @DamnStraightM35A2 : Your right, unimogs are the best for climbing ! Unimog 406: 22 inch of ground clearance, Hummer 2 : 9.6 inches ! Guess what ? ;o)

  • Dude go on wiki and look at the H2 you will find out GM uses a section of the suburban frame and they box it then the front has the frame of the 2500 pickup and the rear frame is a modified 1500 upgraded to have a higher towing capacity. Dont say its a suburban because it isn't. And dont tell me the H2 is not a capable offroad rig because it is, i build trophy trucks i know the capabilities far better then you do.

  • pickup trucks are called Silverados and Sierras...in case you didn't know. The H2 is based on the GMT 820 platform, so are the Yukon, Tahoe, and Escalade. The pickups are based on the GMT 800/880...look it up.

  • I actually i did know, i said pick up because i assumed you were retarded. Ive seen suburban chassis and i have seen my H2s. Hummer H2 is boxed and the suburbans is a C frame. The H2 is made in 3 sections 1 of witch is part of the Tahoe. You can keep thinking its a Tahoe in your fragile little mind but real truck people know the difference unlike you.

  • @Oddfull : It is a good 4 wheel drive but really not the best. Where your fun ends, mine begin ! unimog goes thrue that hill without even spining. It is all about traction and flexibility , not about engine size.

  • @unimogman404 when was i ever talking about engine size! a unimog is good off road but it is defiantly not a every day vehicle, if i was going to by a truck just to go offroading ill import a unimog. The unimog was a huge flop in the North American vehicle market because it was useless and not appealing to the North American consumers. Unlike a unimog H2s looks good, i can go offroad in a full size SUV and use it every day.

  • @Oddfull : I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder !

  • @unimogman404

    I guess you're right! I think Unimogs (older ones) look great. And a few of them came with Indestructable Mercedes diesel power.

    And to Oddfull---- there are people that daily drive unimogs....and M35A2's and M37 powerwagons. They can handle it. People that need to be cuddled the whole way are the ones that need a Hummer H2. Unimogs with diesels are capable of high teens in gas mileage...is your Hummer? I think not.

  • @DamnStraightM35A2 This fucking idiot was trying to compare a unimog and H2, it takes a retard to figure out that they are two different purposed vehicles. You on the other hand shut the fuck up seriously, you and your fucking excuses to why H2s suck cuz you cant afford one. I really couldnt give a shit about my gas milage or the unimogs i love my H2 and thats all that matters, go find some other place to vent your anger because you cant afford a real truck.

  • @Oddfull : Are you sure it was because it was useless ? Check your things again. Unimogs are workhorse, not things to play with. Now that we can get older ones from european army, people that are into serious 4x4 can get one at a raisonable price. There was alot of lobbying also from the american car manufacturer.

  • @unimogman404 The reason why i said useless was because Ford and GM already dominated the utility vehicle market and the unimog obviously didnt have a high enough market share to be successful thats why it was a flop. You can not compare a H2 to a unimog, maybe an H1 is comparable. The unimog and the H2 have two completely different purposes AM General didnt plan for the H2 to serve as a military/utility truck so dont say the unimog can do this and that over a civilian offroader.

  • @Oddfull : Unimog useless ?? Well, hummer is not even in production in US anymore! Even the chineses didn't want it ! Do your homework; Unimog is still being built in Germany !

  • @DamnStraightM35A2 I had a 240D. awesome car. WVO'd that bitch, and got free gas from baha fresh!

  • @ragonamuffin : I also have a 25 year ols w123 diesel as a daily driver: bullet proof engine !

  • @unimogman404 Now I have a Porsche 944. I am going to go ahead and say its the best commuter vehicle for the money. Quick with good fuel economy. VERY reliable, and amazing handling.

  • @ragonamuffin : Good for you; 944 are very nice cars like you say ! :o)

  • @DamnStraightM35A2 Your a dumbass..

  • @DamnStraightM35A2 this is a tarded up suburban, just a suburban with a make over.....not a hummer, its a cheaper more comfortable hummer......real hummers suck for comfort...they are not family cars...real hummers have diesels not gas engines. The duramax does run for a half million miles if you don't run giant loads and big turbos. too bad you cant get a suburban with a duramax, you would save a fortune just on fuel.

  • @IHATEYOUMORE01 really? last i checked deisle is 30 cents a gallon more than gasoline.

  • @DamnStraightM35A2 this is a H2..it only lasted 8 years and 120,000 sold...Hummer wasted building a 600,000 sq foot building for nothing. They didnt even break even on the deal.It sits empty now while they build buses next door at the old H1 plant. The GMT 820 platform is the Avalanche/Surburban/Yukon/Taho­e and H2. This is NOT a hummer...its a overpriced Surburban. the real AM General HMMWV was designed by AMC...thats your 32 years.Chevy had nothing to do with it.

  • @netrioter you stupid mother fuckers calling this an over priced suburban must not realize that suburbans and hummers sell for about the same price, so even if they were exactly the same, still not overpriced. besides there are TONS of differences. you're obviously jealous or why would you be watching hummer videos and trying to turn the world against them?

  • @DamnStraightM35A2 really? actually its not a dime more than and actual chevy suburban you cocksucking jew bastard

  • @goodbusiness12 prove it

  • @DamnStraightM35A2 Actually its a Tahoe.

  • @DamnStraightM35A2

    not a suburban. And they also have different frames. You just say what you say, cause you hear others. You don't even know what your talking about, a H2 has a fully boxed frame. Damn! Get your facts straight

  • check out my mach 1 burnout

  • thats why you need it to go to the club.

  • the H2s have rear e-lockers. Fronts are open.

  • y do u hate hummers those r my trucks i ♥ them

  • wow... nice

  • Really love the F-U from the JERK who does not think that STAYING ON THE TRAIL is important!

    Prick.

    The first one, however, was decent, looked like that guy had some fun.

    Cheers

  • fuck you and your trails

  • A lot of people, say hummer H2 it's not a good car for offroad, because it's too much big, to much heavy etc etc...

    And after, on You tube, I see a lot of videos like this...But how is the truth? Why all this people hate hummer H2?

  • because h2 may be better offroad than a regular suv. but it doesn't even compare to a jeep or land rover. independent suspension has no flex..

  • because they can't afford anything but jeeps

  • I supposed ... But it is a pity, because if we are here, on You Tube, to write and make comments about offroad and Hummer, it is because we are fans, and it would be nice to write only nice things to the fans, without "class struggles"...

  • guys in the video are getting all hard over a speed bump. Didnt even see any pucker factors or wheelies. Try Mickey's or Escalator

  • Watch my two videos about the Escalator. Then let me know what you think.

  • kudos on Escalator. Most full widths have a harder time.

  • Where the H2 slips and squeals, a jeep can make it up no problem. BONE STOCK!

  • those guys a freakin fearless

  • guys settle down.....look puppets your age shouldnt fight over who advertised the most on television to get you to like their particular stock. In fact I could run up these little ole hills much quieter, and with just as much satisfaction......oh and hummer rules.....haha yeah right......

  • Yes Dave, I believe they do call them Tahoes now. I am bad about calling most suv's by GM a Blazer. That is habit.

    I am not bitter at someone wheeling their truck. I am bitter that people don't realize it just a name and pay allot extra for a body kit. The H2 and H3 share NOTHING, NOT ONE THING with the H1.

    I wish ANYONE could find ONE thing other than cosmetics similarity's that the vehicles share. Do your research and get back to me.

  • They share a name. :)

  • only thing thay share sadly..is the name....nothing compares to the H1....

  • Blazer?  Didn't they stop calling the fullsize two door SUVs Blazers after 1994 when they were still building GMT400 trucks? They never even made a four door Blazer.

    The H2 shares plenty of parts with GMT 800 Tahoes, but it also shares parts with 2500LD GMT800 trucks (14 bolt SF axle, for one).

    Instead of being bitter toward someone wheeling their truck, why not take that angst and direct it towards the hippies that are trying to stop off-roading?

  • Hummers are great. To bad that is not a hummer. That is a Blazer with a different body. It has NOTHING from the original "H1" You could have saved yourself allot of $ and got the same year blazer and had EXACTLY the same abilities off road. Buying a vehicle for its looks is not very smart.

  • LOL, you typed all that out just to showcase how stupid you are? LOLZ!!!

  • That is the best response you have? Prove me wrong. What makes your "H2" different from a chevy blazer of the same year other that cosmetics. You paid a big premium to be able to say you hummer. In what twisted world is that smart?

  • I have to agree with DRTYFN. You are a moron.

  • Neither does typing a response with the grammar of a 7 year old Mexican boy. I have a Land Rover Discovery not made by Ford.

  • Land Rovers are one of the all time greatest. I would like to add one thing, I am not saying H2's are crap, The blazer drive train is tested and reliable. i just don't see the point in paying so much extra for a body kit.

  • cool vid guys

  • good video, hummers are great

  • I don't blame you for pussying out! It's such an expensive vehicle!

  • ok, that hummer was totally not stock. It had custom rims and tires, and a roof rack/carrier

  • you can get those tires from hummer, the rims too with bead lock

  • i dont like hummers much but ide take one over a fagot jeep any day.

  • You forgot the "Y" in your account name.

  • You fucking prick. That's not funny.

  • Who? What? huh?

  • @DRTYFN Hey, What size tires do you have on your H2, if yours is the pewter H2 mine is almost identical to yours: i have black american racing ATX rims with 36 m/t Toyo tires haha

  • sorry if i sound stupid, but what do lockers do?

  • A question isn't stupid.

    A "locker" is a locking differential. By engaging the locker you are causing the wheels on the same axle to rotate at the same speed. It increases traction by allowing both the wheels to rotate at the same time even if there's no traction for one wheel.