In America we smash down stadiums when they get 30 years old. Amphitheaters when they are 50 ro 60 years old. Amphitheaters are preserved if they survive to over 100 and God ugly strip malls are built on top of the bet farmland in the world. Did I forget to mention our Congresses are all run by lawyers?
Really? That many castles? Well have you thought about exporting your castles? I hear you can get really great deals in America. There a whole fucking TON of land here. And some more castles would look just standard.
I grew up in europe where the history comes from. *laughter* oh yh you tear your history down man 30 yrs old smash it to the ground and put a car park here lol love how he says all tht
oh yes
eteledevil 4 weeks ago
No, surely not no!! No one was alive then!!!!
LittleDoveLeia 1 month ago
In America we smash down stadiums when they get 30 years old. Amphitheaters when they are 50 ro 60 years old. Amphitheaters are preserved if they survive to over 100 and God ugly strip malls are built on top of the bet farmland in the world. Did I forget to mention our Congresses are all run by lawyers?
narlycat 1 month ago
i felt the same way in slovakia and austria. Every few minuets, i'd see a castle. lol. visited a few too
v8wr 1 month ago
I have seen it in stories
amandavdwalt 1 month ago
Better make it a bit bigger, they've actually got them here. And their not made of plastic! XD
Foulbreeder 3 months ago 4
Really? That many castles? Well have you thought about exporting your castles? I hear you can get really great deals in America. There a whole fucking TON of land here. And some more castles would look just standard.
CommandoDude 4 months ago
so sad but true
tour guide in america "i got this house remodled to how it was 100 years ago giving it a historical feel"
me "HAHAHAHA"
tour guide "whats so funny"
me "you realize thats not old at all counting thats a third of the countrys age"
roquemyracle127 5 months ago 13
I grew up in europe where the history comes from. *laughter* oh yh you tear your history down man 30 yrs old smash it to the ground and put a car park here lol love how he says all tht
Emovampqueen92 5 months ago 3
Lol we do "actually have them here" LOL!! XD
MrBritainrules 5 months ago 3
Who longs fort a bungalow?!?
Copper4head 6 months ago
Thumbs up if you like every bits of this performance...
sjt783 7 months ago 22
up to here with fucking castles!
savagejeans 9 months ago 7
hahahaha, where the history comes from...we just long for a bungalow or sth :))
Deja1977 10 months ago 7
"We just LONG for a bungalow or something. "
XXDD
Oh, Eddie. I love you. xD
YaoiRocksYourSocks 11 months ago 13
Eddie Izzard is brilliant.
Rozax 1 year ago 3
I LOVE THIS MAN!!!!!
RachelG1979 1 year ago 3
no surely not, no , no one was ALIVE then :)
ubeentoasted 1 year ago 95
HOW IT LOOKED OVER 50 YEARS AGOOO, hahaha
DeDuivel802 1 year ago 112