Koala attacks Guy

[XxcoomiekidxX]

that wasnt a koala that was...........A DROP BEAR OoO

[TheUnsentletter26]

should have kicked the ugly chlamydia infected disease ridden mongrel

[FareezLovesMe]

@TheUnsentletter26 Now, now.........that's not a nice thing to say about yourself.

[CrypticVision]

That's what you get when you invade Furling space.

[HisDivineShadow245]

@CrypticVision Preach!

[TaoEmenka]

Prey animals do need to be able to defend themselves. Plus, they evolved sharp, very sharp claws for climbing trees. :) He became the tree. That in the video is one of the reasons koalas are one my favourite animals they are only seem cute and cuddly.

[PlasticJewelryGalore]

Well, that guy has chlamydia now.

[SlaineOz]

Watch out for the drop bears, they'll rip your throat out with their claws or fangs,& unlike their small cousins (the koalas), are carnivorous,& are cunning hunters employing ambush attacks from the foliage of trees in bushland at nighttime.It is suspected that numerous settlers in the 19th century went missing b/c of them, and some tourists in the 20th century who failed to listen to warnings (mostly Americans apparently,who didn't listen to warnings). They're like Tassie Tigers in aggression.

[ItsOneInAMillion]

Tourists -_-

[fatal1t1]

TU TA DE COMEDIA NÉ ZE GALINHA!!!!!!!

[ssjs1437]

Koalas will always attack the Japanese and Chinese, purely because it's some of their favourite foods. If these guys had gone out at night they would have been okay because as all Aussies know, at night it's the drop bears you've really got to look out for but for some reason they only seem to attack Americans. They are weird creatures to say the least. ;-)

[KingDookies]

That wanker forgot to put a bit of Vegemite behind his ears. Serves him right. It'd keep the drop bears away and the Koalas would probably have left him alone.

[tiffy866]

shouldnt be provoking it

[GreenerHill]

One of our teachers looked like a koala. Had a temper too. :)

[TheBigBeavis]

Why do so many Australians say 'cunt'? Makes us look like very angry people.

[YeahQuang]

fucking tourist. I wish that the koala killed the cunt

[desmondmilesful]

eat koala bear munchies for breakfast bitch

[desmondmilesful]

wow everbodies comments sound angry at the dude so SENSITIVE.....man that koala was like

COME AT ME BRO

[Four20pyro]

tourists... this is why the folks in the deep outback kidnap and kill you. because you go where you dont belong. simple dont fuck with a koala.. idiots

[itslexkatz]

Nice work Blinky Bill... another point to Australia!

[AussiePCbloke]

Congratulations you idiot... you enticed a harmless endangered marsupial to play in the middle of the road. Hope your legs falls off dumbass!

[MyGwendel]

hope that scratch got infected.

[MyGwendel]

it's a little fucking mean to hassle and taunt them like that, i love seeing people who bother animals lose an eye or a finger. great pictures that would be!

do they come to your home and push cameras into your space?

[smaug100]

Once they tried the taste of human flesh they don't go back to eucalyptus.

[2hotdownunder]

should have been a brown snake

[TheCessnaDriver]

Man, I'd punch that fucker in the face if he tried that shit.

[houseandthensome]

@TheCessnaDriver Yea, yea, yea.

[TheIcecool1003cp]

How adorable

[TheSnarkle]

The sheer number of obvious Aussies on here all doing thier civic duty and warning our overseas friends about the dangers of the Drop Bear just warms the national pride in my kin and country, keep up the fine work.

[choachi2]

00:05, gayest laugh ever

[youmama68]

this animal sleeps 22 hour a day and 2 hours he ase to eat?

and you got attackt by this animal? -.-

[M3vilDaygo]

@youmama68 obviously they dont sleep 22 hours a day.

[jaf476711]

@youmama68 when there kids get ot a certain age they bash them and there partner and make them both leave the tree there not that friend'y must be all the drugs they have

[ColorfullFlashback]

Koala's Just as deadly as their cousins. the Drop bear. be aware of the bear.

[Hem3fiction]

even Koala are racists

[thevinyljunkie]

this is not a koala - its a drop bear

[husayn1972]

Next up on Australia's Most Wanted: Koalas Gone Wild.

[Irisedpig]

you should try harassing a wombat...

[keithosupremo]

RABIES!!! haha omg that looks so cool though! wish i could play with koalas!!

[khyeisasmilechild]

if you were following me , like 6 times taller then me , laughing your stupid asses off i would fucking attack you to.

1 ] respect animals and they will respect you.

[fleszdocs]

stupid japs lol

[Jermy68]

tht's y only tamed coala bears are cute nd cuddly

[Knobby95]

@Jermy68 they're not bears and no koala's are tamed

[alexandruguzzonato]

They're still bears!

[blackbreamspinner]

stupid tourist if you respect the animal it will respect you.

[HisDivineShadow245]

Koalas: Always pissed off. :D

[ProneSyndrome]

Koalas can get pretty aggressive. You don't want to be close to one because they have very very sharp claws and don't back down from a good fight.

[shady691]

i wanna see a tazzie devil get him lol

[ashbashsplash]

leave them the FUCK alone then

[josiew47]

Ha ha ... one for the Koala!!! Go little mate!

[PlanetaryMATE]

Dumb nips

[G0th4ki]

Its suppous i feel bad for the scar? jajaja idiot

[MDvs512]

leave the koalas alone you stupid fucks

[cgwsc07]

That would be an awesome facebook statue. "Today I got attacked by a koala." how many ppl can say that lol

[myNAMEhighGUY]

@cgwsc07 you fail, its status

[cgwsc07]

@myNAMEhighGUY hahaha damn, thanks for correcting my typo lol

[MPSecare]

That's what you get !

[pekadillo]

This female is being pursued by an avid male. She tried to climb to a safer place. They are wild animals, and can do a lot of damage. Stay away from wild ones, especially during mating season (all of Spring and Summer through to early Autumn.)

[MrDasha2965]

a monkey ha ha ha

[MrILikeBaboons]

Now you have to believe me when I say that Asians are fucked up morons.

[fizzzzaa1]

@MrILikeBaboons They are smarter than you cunt

[MrILikeBaboons]

I just thought of a way to get immigrants out of the country...

[jedidude04]

Cunts are fucking with the local wildlife.

[avalanchesuperstar]

Koala gangs: You don't fuck with them

[ghosterdude]

they laughed at the ewoks too...

[fizzzzaa1]

'Stay out of my country, you asian cunts'!!

[Hem3fiction]

even our koalas are racist

[MumtazKhan991]

Suddenly: DROPBEARS,.

[MystikalMayhem]

oh my god he did bit you ouch ! :S

[xteric1]

You fail at life if you get owned by a koala.

[Sliperytuna1]

You Think they are bad =P You tourists got to watch out for drop bears! They'll will really get ya if you not careful. Mostly attack at night. All you hear is a rustle from the tree branches and by then, it's too late usually. Massive things with sharp claws.

[MyDucatiGT1000]

@Sliperytuna1 not fuckin wrong!,alot of tourists don't realise they can be deadly,sadly a friend of mine was taken by a drop bear,the police had to do DNA testing cos there wasn't much left.if i ever see one im gunna have my revenge and shoot it in the head.

[EAFSQ9]

@Sliperytuna1 dropbears are deadly. Their claws are strong enough to tear through skin and they use their climbing skills to an advantage. Be aware. Look up and live.

[demon4411]

@Sliperytuna1 Hate to be a retard mate but Ive never been to australia :L want to but isnt that legend made up to scare tourists?? ^^

[IIGrayfoxII]

Pfft Tourists.

[fizzzzaa1]

@IIGrayfoxII They arent tourists, they are locals.

[jacksonjdr94]

@fizzzzaa1 Definitely not locals. Australians speak English.

[B1985A]

I hope you didnt eat him later

[CreepingBoNE]

Of course it'd be an bloody tourist.

[Siegetower]

Lucky you didn't get cut to shreds. All Australian wildlife has the potential to tear you up.

[IIGrayfoxII]

@Siegetower

If australia is "down under" then its wild life will put you 6 feet down under.

Crocks, Spiders, snakes, box jellyfish, sharks, marsupial ,crazy weather.

[f0ky3wz2000]

Thats what u get for fucking with aussie wildlife, a scratch to the leg. Now your leg's going to drop off.

[Raynebow1206]

poor koalas...thats what happens when you mix idiots and nature....dumbasses

[xMikex732]

the speed they ran at him at youd think he would move or something

[ladylucks101]

they want to cuddle. :(

[AZ22gabe623]

now u have herpkuwalasifagonasifalitus your not going to make it.

[rinoacelin90]

Hey you guys are Singaporeans right? Your accent is unmistakable.

[krispy42008]

goal*

[krispy42008]

i would have field gold kicked that shit like ny giants did the superbowl

[MrJarth]

@krispy42008 enjoy going to jail in a foreign country for animal abuse. 

[Dustin2424]

what do ya expect? it was trying to hook up and u were being a cock block!

[mrsmith14021982]

Yeah mother f**ker,didn't you hear everything in this country wants to sting you, bite you or eat your corpse. The sun is located about 3k's off Australia's surface and all the shady trees are full of drop bears. Just a country for heavy drinkers and mad bastards all others are well warned to steer clear!

[gnarkillkicksass]

Well I hope these tourists tell people to not annoy them now.

[ooknuckle]

their claws will tear you a new asshole.

[elgi131]

That's one bear you don't wanna mess with.

[eurodude9999]

Stupid fucking tourists, go to a bloody zoo if you want to see animals. These guys are nice and friendly, but don't get me wrong if you make them feel threatened, they'll come out swinging. Just go to a zoo and leave the others alone.

[TheRobert346]

Fuckin asians

[bongothemagicalmonky]

"DamN NatURe yOU sCaRY!!!" ROFL

[Seurnn]

Bloody asian tourists.

[youmama68]

this animal sleeps 22 hour a day? en 2 hours to eat? and you get owned by this animal?

[WarlDogg]

@youmama68 Surprisingly they can do a shit load of damage! especially considering this ones a drop bear.

[xTHExFALLx]

@youmama68 I had a yo mama joke lined up and then I saw your username was yourmama. xD That was quite surreal.

[Salvus967]

@youmama68 whatever man, u want to start kicking it or something? that would have been extremely mean and callous. plus he doesn't need to prove he is big by stomping on some little creature. he got to close to it anyway and it felt threatened, so it was his own fault. but i am glad he didn't hurt it.

[D1cko888]

Funny thing is he's got syphilis now. 

[AlexRedShock]

holly shit!!! it hurts too much?

[Sk8terboi7878]

Run man RUN! He just wants your mariju-I mean eucalyptus leaves

[Jimmynessable]

They're wild animals what do you expect?

[1y9b9b]

keep pressing 1

[loveunderlaw]

Koalas don't like Hipsters either? Who knew LOL

[ShArKeRzzz]

after koala jumped he just sat down... think was too much for him :))

[nrlknight]

hope the fucking scratch marks gave the nip aids!

[stupidguyx]

Let's all have a moment of silence for this unlucky bastard.

Now that the drop bears have tasted his blood, we'll never see him again.

[jeffbautch]

Just wondering if everyone knows drop bears are not real??

[UbuntuLIVES20]

@jeffbautch

I was attacked and anally raped by a group of drop bears

[lukegmurphy]

@jeffbautch you are just saying that so the tourists will go out bush and attacked in stead of us aussies.... good plan!

ah..hem

Drop Bears are NOT Real!

*wink*

[Mr1000hp]

It is a koala you fucking spastics , don't fuck with them

[DougFiasco]

These Drop bears not Koalas! He's lucky they were on the ground, wouldn't have stood a chance from an arial attack..

[Kidis82]

sucked in dickhead, thats what u get for messin with an aussie icon.

[vsg1980]

Probably sick of being fucked with.

[jberddd1]

@vsg1980 Koala: SAY SOMETHIN STUPID!

[vsg1980]

@jberddd1 Koala: Alight, that's it I've had it, get over here shithead!

[fishnchipschum]

@vsg1980 Koalas are abusive drunks

[vsg1980]

@fishnchipschum HA! I kept seeing the term "Drop bear" all over the comment section for this video, and looked up what the hell that was. Aussie's are crazy, that's some funny, silly stuff! I read about them, and laughed my butt off.

[EXCAVATOR421]

i think it said bitch thro 1 more rock and ima knock fire from yoass]

[shakycam3]

:09. Koala: Come at me bro.  Come at me.

[Availingsnail]

The koala was so high it thought he was a tree.

[BDizzMusic]

at 0:32 u can faintly hear "lying is the most fun..." by Panic! At The Disco =D

[BrokebackT9]

your a pussy for letting a koala bear scare you. pussy. next time don't go play with animals that want to kill you for being obnoxious and disrespectful. pussy.

[dingo7055]

@BrokebackT9 They are not bears. That's why they're so fucking badass. Tourists are idiots. Koalas are hardcore.

[PearlJamm]

they look like there just gonna chill on that road for a few hours. energy reserves depleted.

[Cassiepeia]

Serves him right.

[MercuryAudioVideoArt]

ooh look at that drop bear

drop bears don't give a shit

[jseymour91]

Meanwhile, in Australia

[Violent4Red]

Koalas. Cute as can be, and just as mean.

[sharksliveintrees]

Koalas FTW

[alantsm]

a scar with a cool story



[MikeMendieta500]

Don't mess with koalas!

[cmnman2327]

maybe he just tried to climb up your leg to be held

[dalewormheart3704]

Koala's are attracted to shit

[COR3YlD]

koala was like " fuckin tourists, get the fuck outta my country".

[mhz23]

Koalas will F you up, just like most wild animals. Leave 'em alone.

[StephenAndrew777]

when he* growls even

[StephenAndrew777]

i like when growls.

[silvershadow001]

KOALA-DOUKEN!!!!!!!!

[iarcheese]

fuck all you peta assholes,how is filming them mean?only reason dude got attacked was cause he got to close

[FratelloTheHive]

let the koalas alone.. i hope this guy enjoy the pain

[iASHFACE]

YOU WERE BULLYING HIM.

[msinquisitive20]

LOL stupid ass asians.

[henshooten]

fuck cunt disturb me while im rootin the missus ,fuckn get here

[UnhealingMedic]

Oh holy snap.

...You got like, vaccines an' stuff for that bite, right..?

[henshooten]

@UnhealingMedic they are known to carry clamidia 0.o

[roflcopterkklol]

Silly tourists, these are not Koalas....

If that Drop Bear was serious it would of ripped his leg clean off, he got away lucky.

[Mage0fD00m]

@roflcopterkklol Best comment.

[redzer06]

even aussie animals are dickheads

[Fantomas612]

one of my friend was walking in the forest and a sneaky koala who was above him in the tree stole his left eye. he managed to get to the hospital. its scary

[ignorantswede]

Was this guy really called Guy, or is he just some guy?

[hoopdedoo]

Hahahaha....tap your 1 key over and over for a great laugh (guy does a fairy leap and laugh).

[Grumblemore]

drop bears

[keeponbricken]

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[anothguy]

@keeponbricken Lol nice!

[iDanGaLaNgEBiG]

wish i could get attacked by one cause then i would be able to be like what you got attacked by a cat ya i got attacked by a freakin koala

[dalektaliban]

next time, dont go out into the wild without a pokemon

[bony335]

those thing are fucking dangrous my god they can tear open your stomach with one go

[XXMrnoname]

lol that koala like bro look i just fucked he shit up let's eat some pot

[XXMrnoname]

and you now have a new unkown diseases

[wowokl0l]

I've lost limbs to koala. Consider yourself lucky.

[randomcow35]

notice how there all forieners? and also i bet that that cut got infected as fuck

[stralais99]

have a look where these boneheads are standing in relation to the road,right on a corner!!! have come across dumbass tourists doing this many a time in my truck in the otway ranges in victoria Australia, always people please keep a look out for traffic .

[crfdirtbikeman]

dumb asians fuck off back to your own country those koalas were having a root 

[UltraMagicShit]

That's what you get for invaded there territory,

Next time, leave them alone?