Gumball Machine

[glensuttonatl]

@789peaceout this comment was made by a dork. And yes I suck, and swallow! ;o) Hmmm milk shakes. Now you made me crave a milk shake you jerk. I don't have a milk shake handy. I guess I'll have to go to the milk shake store now and get one. What a pain in the tookus. You really are a jerk you know that? I was just fine sitting here reading your lame-ass comment and then you go plant subliminal images of milk shakes into my mind and make me start craving one, and now I have to go get one. Jerk!

[glensuttonatl]

@zaram64 Haatway ooday ooya eanmay?

[gandzio222]

now 969.150 views!

[glensuttonatl]

@gandzio222 a million is just around the corner

[Kittenluvvers]

"Why not it's colorful?"

[daltonbryceterhorst]

WHY DOES THIS HAVE OVER 700,000 VIEWS!?!?!?!?!?

[glensuttonatl]

@daltonbryceterhorst because it does.

[MsSweetyDeea]

@daltonbryceterhorst

now over 800,000 ..but it's cool xD

[glensuttonatl]

@MsSweetyDeea Thank you.

[glensuttonatl]

@daltonbryceterhorst Because at the time over 700,000 people viewed it. It is really simple mathematics. But why did over 700,000 (and now over 900,000) people view it? Curiosity. Simple as that. Sort of like a having to look at a horrible train wreck, or people wearing stretchy pants out in public, you just can't help but look and wonder..."my God, why?"

[mimiyuki17]

?.?

[Tina33399]

is good



[glensuttonatl]

@Tina33399 Thank you.

[Scyne0101]

Queeeers

[glensuttonatl]

@Scyne0101 I've noticed ALL the videos you've posted.... oh wait, you have posted none. You've only commented on other people's posts with such intellectual insight and... no, wait, again, I'm wrong.

[glensuttonatl]

@Scyne0101 is that your mating call?

[abci23billionmillion]

Why the eff does this have so many views?

[glensuttonatl]

@abci23billionmillion It is simple really. It is quality amusement. No, really, think about it. It has a simple title "gumball machine" and anyone searching YouTube for "gumball" will stumble upon it. Some will view it some will not, but human curiosity almost always makes you want to look. That's why traffic slows when people gawk at car wrecks, so many people are looking at it, they feel compelled to.

[glensuttonatl]

@elplayer9000 hmmm spaaaaaammmmmm

[springfeild90]

How did I get here?

[glensuttonatl]

@springfeild90 all your wildest dreams have come true, that's how. :)

[glensuttonatl]

@springfeild90 wrong toin at albakerky?

[CwingSizzle]

there is 33 seconds of my life i will never get back

[glensuttonatl]

@CwingSizzle well, you were wasting them anyway browsing the interwebs. Don't blame me or the lolcatz. You chose to be here. Enjoy!

[dominoboy08]

71 people wasted their quarters on broken gumball machines.

[glensuttonatl]

@dominoboy08 at least this one worked. However, the gumballs in that machine were kinda old. But I think were safe to chew as long as you spit it out and didn't swallow it. Which you shouldn't anyway because rumor has it a gumball tree will grow inside of you if you don't poop it out before it has a chance to grow. And if you believe that, then let's talk about some nice water front property I'd like to sell you on Mars. Real cheap. Shouldn't cost more than, hmm say and arm and a leg?

[asegala96]

Thing you ever said it's colorful ':D

[asegala96]

The best

[glensuttonatl]

@asegala96 Thanks! That's because the truth rawks!

[glensuttonatl]

@mercanaries3 hmmmm spam. tasty!

[mercanaries3]

@glensuttonatl

LOL i dont even remember that

[glensuttonatl]

@mercanaries3 well, as it happens sometimes, spammers will spoof or hack your account and post messages using your screen-name and account. always be careful to change your passwords or make them complex in order to keep them from accessing your accounts.

[mercanaries3]

@glensuttonatl

i have never been hacked =P

[therubberduckslolz]

@NullPoint84 haha xD

[Lagzal0t]

thumbs up if you came here to learn how to hack a gumball machine and get free gum balls :D

[TropricThunder]

G1 - 'What are you doing?'

G2 - 'are you taping it.?

G1 - 'why.?'

G3 - why not, it's colourful'

[glensuttonatl]

@TropricThunder G2 "I'm videotaping it" is what I actually say.

[TropricThunder]

@glensuttonatl 0.o oh........

[glensuttonatl]

@TropricThunder :)

[glensuttonatl]

@789peaceout You say that like its a bad thing.

[NullPoint84]

Benson!

[LeahBach]

It is very colourful! :D

[jija0909]

WHAT OFFISE IS THAT?

[glensuttonatl]

@jija0909 it was an advertising and marketing office (note it is spelled office, with a C not an S) that I worked at as a designer/art director. On that particular day our computers were down due to a storm or something. And we were just hanging around being silly so i grabbed my Flip cam and documented it for history.

[BenjaminGames17]

fuckin wasted 33 seconds of my life

[glensuttonatl]

@BenjaminGames17 what else would you possibly have been doing? Learning to expand your vocabulary? Hah! You'll watch my video and like it! ;o)

[glensuttonatl]

@BenjaminGames17 still not getting them back. they are mine still! BWAHAHAHAA!

[aaethan]

wut wuz da point uv dis vid

[glensuttonatl]

@aaethan Hi, da point uv dis vid wus 2 enliten and and enturtain, not jus arrselvs but da world. no rilly. it was just sumthin to do. no rilly it wuz cuz dem gumballz wuz colorful!

[ano1014]

why not? its colerful!

[yoyoguy992209]

wow i just wasted 33 seconds of my life

[glensuttonatl]

@yoyoguy992209 Mwuuhahahahahaha! *wrings hands* My plan is coming together!

[yoyoguy992209]

@glensuttonatl wtf

[glensuttonatl]

@yoyoguy992209 Exactly.

[XMAXMS98]

so random.

[glensuttonatl]

@XMAXMS98 probably the closest thing to the truth of any of the comments. It is mundanity heightened to an art-form.

[sporemisio]

those who did't press the like button don't have a sence of humor

[glensuttonatl]

@kilala435 Don't you mean "waste" of time?

[BrentLarryproduction]

Such an epic video

[SplatSSs]

woah 170k views just for a 33 second video showing a gumball machine?!?!?! teach me your ways :O

[glensuttonatl]

@SplatSSs Who know? It was just a spur of the moment event caught on video that we thought was funny. I suppose much of the "views" can be attributable to the number of people who search for "gumball," "machine," or "gumball machine."

I suppose that it if were titled "door knob" or some other universally known common object, it might have just as many views if not more.

But then again, maybe I am just a friggin genius? ;-)

[glensuttonatl]

@SplatSSs as of today... 195K views.... imagine that.

[blackriverrampsrock]

@glensuttonatl as of taday... 227K views.... imagine that.

[blackriverrampsrock]

@blackriverrampsrock CRAP 230k today >.>

[malaki64]

@glensuttonatl now 260k

[kirbyforlife420]

STUPID ASS VIDEO

[glensuttonatl]

@kirbyforlife420 STUPID ASS COMMENT

[koroneia]

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[glensuttonatl]

@koroneia here, you forgot an r

[MimiSoKawaii]

where do u get these ?? i want 1 for my room ! ;3

[AlexZeNoO11]

give me 33 seconds of my life back!

[glensuttonatl]

@AlexZeNoO11 Sorry they are mine now! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :)

[briafromxbox]

@glensuttonatl wow you like your balls

[fluxdeluxatl]

@briafromxbox - every chance I get.

[briafromxbox]

@fluxdeluxatl dont we all

[Delalcon]

@AlexZeNoO11 It wasnt much of al life anyway

[skatekid490]

100000 views?

[glensuttonatl]

@skatekid490 no, 118,828 views actually. :P

[chocomunky128]

now i know what its like to work at a paper company

[glensuttonatl]

@chocomunky128 Wow, that's cool. I've never worked for a paper company.

[chocomunky128]

@glensuttonatl lol, it was a reference to that show the office that came on in the uk. they all work at a paper company.

[TheWeirdLife]

lol you guys sound like stoned

[fluxdeluxatl]

what is a "vides".  Funny how stupid people can't spell the things they think are stupid.

[lasernik1010]

Gooood God I hate stupid vides!!!

[100panchoc]

fakio vich

[elrankiaodominicano]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[ThePuppetgirl12]

obsess

[guitarguy498]

mmmm... gumballs......

[RMXPmaker]

"BubBle Gum MaChine..."lol XD

[andybpiano]

Stoned.

[glensuttonatl]

@andybpiano actually... someone in that video may have been.... ;o)

[glensuttonatl]

@andybpiano see response to christinx3syah. Same applies here.

[ACSmartBoy1234]

hottrix!!!!!!!

[reinierbekiuslive]

there trying to say, get a real job and dont EVER work in an office xD

[christinx3syah]

wow u guys are BORED!!!

[glensuttonatl]

@christinx3syah Naw, just using our imagination. You should try it sometime its wonderful!

[mikepwndu]

lol

[wow33247]

WTF ???

[Iembrace09]

lmao...

[pyrohawk7]

lol colorful