Benzaie Gay Rap (Long)

[ChocoboGrinder]

So Sexy xD

[RoyZaBlade]

I bet, nobody noticed, that guys in the cartoon all have 4 fingers on each hand :P

[mothman1997]

Well i think benzaie is telling us that he is gay correct me if im wrong

[KingxMickey]

Im in school and watch this with out volume and was like O_O the whole time.

[stereomaxout]

Benziae...why are you so awesome? I cannot find a mathematical or logical reason for why you are so awesome.

[Rexaura888]

Pretty cool rap, but Joe's lucky he got the short version. Any more, and I think his head might have imploded from the sheer awesomeness of your performance.

[Rexaura888]

@Rexaura888 NVM, just realized what you did with Joe was a completely different song entirely. My bad.

[DeadAbitor]

Gay?

[ReporterDeMinefield]

J'ai du la regarder une centaine de fois xD A quand la vostfr sur ta chaîne fr :p ?

[MrsDerpinaHerpson]

I knew it was impossible to be geek, hot AND straight... :'(

[ambskater97]

And I thought the French couldn't get more awesome.

[Massacrechips]

I'm wondering, at 1:04 I identified Benzaie and Spoony but I really don't know who the third guy is. Any idea people ?

[simonthorman]

@Massacrechips Phelous - Real name: Phelan Porteous

Reviews: Crappy horror movies.

He's awesome. You should some of his vids.

[mastersword1997]

trust you to make a gay rap

[Crisluna99]

gay gamer? i like it

[Shadowdancer21b]

"I'm just French dude".

[leot]

This song is seriously catchy, to the point where I was softly singing "I just want to touch a couple guys now" at work

yea, shouldn't have done that

[Baconmaninspace]

This may have been the best moment in any of your videos ever.

My mind is BLOWN

[SonicRyan1992]

Hey Benzaie, if there were 10 games that would be a reason to get an Atari ST, what would be your suggestions?

[benzaie]

@SonicRyan1992 Dungeon Master, VROOM, Morteville Manor, Hunter, Jim Power, SpeedBall 2, Turrican 2, EPIC, Lemmings & Captain Blood

[SonicRyan1992]

@benzaie wow thanks! although i might want to add Toki, RoboCop, and Beverly Hills Cop to that just to be safe.

[Shekak218]

its FUnkY!!!

[gigglepox9000]

Why can't I stop watching this?!

[DragonFire1984]

@gigglepox9000 Same here. In a strange way this video is very addicting.

[DarkHeartTheEmo]

Funny and realistic. Now I'm not to call you gay but this video made you looks like a gay that is why is realistic but although is still funny.

[MentalMessiah]

You are awesome Benzaie!

[bizpou08]

ur a cool reviewer and i was just wondering if u were gonna be at the e3 next year, i think it is gonna be in montréal and ill be there =D and my cousin 2.... keep up the good work

[benzaie]

@bizpou08 nope sorry !

[darthvenom30567]

what the fuck did i just watch ?

[TheCastleguy]

No matter if you're gay or not. We're all a little gay for benzaie. <3

[loui001]

Benzaie Makes being Sexually confused incredibly sexy.

[EpicLoLGamers]

I'm not gay, but if Benzaie raped me, I wouldn't call the police.

[ScottishTank907]

I'm confused but I think I like it.

[AssassinRecruit]

I can never tell if Benzaie is trolling or actually Gay when he does this kind of stuff.

[MrBuch169169]

I will never know what to make of this man... but one thing I know for sure: he is hilarious!

[Silkorvelvet]

Make the french proud of you mon ami x)

Seriously, just after seeing a few of your videos, I really want to watch all TGWTG's team's videos ! all you guys are so hilarious :D

(p.s : I'd like to ask you some questions about your work with Doug, it doesn't bother you if I contact you by private message ?)

Greetings from Rennes !

[cguevara12]

Lordkats is hotter.

[MegaAntMan1]

is it wrong to say i had the hots for benzai BEFORE i saw this and now i just want to hug him.... naked and let him kiss me?

[SuperTechnoWolf]

Hmm

belle baguette n_n

[RynChan]

@/////@ What...whatisthisIdon'teven...

[sillygrl23]

Benzaie you are awesome......but Beary will always be my number one honeybear! XD

[thepoptartprincess]

This is probably the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[DoctorChibi740]

$eX. Nao.

[Deathfromabove5]

I need to know..... was that boner at the end real?

[picklesxrxkewl]

It's not gay, it's just french

[MegaRekyyli]

I'd totally go gay for you. lol.

[takineko]

LOL For the longest time I thought u were actually gay. Broke my friend's heart when I told him.

[SuperTechnoWolf]

come on, mon ami !

[elmox10]

that's hardcore man. Top Class.

[peruforza2]

Vous devriez faire une chanson avec Lucenzo! Il est francais aussi, car avec le kuduro, ca serait super!

(P.S ignorez big ali)

[Toshiro287]

the package... oh the package

[peruforza2]

@glassedgamer: same here!

[Lariekoekje]

This is so great. The best thing you ever did. <3

"I just want to touch a couple guys now" had made it into the collective of awesome phrases in my group of friends.

[RunyaEithelNar]

@Lariekoekje Thanks for wrote this part of song, I couldn't understand what he was singing^^"

[kupu2pagi]

Benzaie i'll suck your dick anytime : DDDDDDD for realz

[Peniche5]

In what review was this from?

[benzaie]

@Peniche5 Beverly Hills Cop for Atari St

[GlassedGamer]

I question my sexuality right now...

[ArkhanNightman]

Oh Benzaie, you are hands down the funniest guy on Channel Awesome. :D

[Dnr1gamer]

is benzaie gay?



[satireknight]

@Dnr1gamer According to Spoony, no. He's just French and very weird.

[Asssssss0]

I love you *__*

[DoctorChibi740]

wanky O__O

[BluePBoxProductions]

Did i see Ashens...

[BBoy2020]

Is there a long version of the other gay song, "Yo, my name is Benzaie"?

[SuperTechnoWolf]

Benzaie au pouvoir !!!

[TheFingerbuns]

This is why france is so much better then the US.

[Aarixan]

I'm pretty sure I wasn't gay before this video.

[Broshmosh]

Hey Benzaie, its surprising - you can make videos like this, confident in your sexuality, and then you get a load of people asking what that sexuality is *as if it matters to them*.

Hilarious video. Just wish people weren't so nosy.

[poolarequipa]

GUAUU MMMM SI QUE ME GUSTAS Y TIENES UN PENE GRANDE UMMM K RIKO ESTAS

[Davethe3rd]

Try this vid in 1911 mode! It's even more awesome!

[PhoenixSora9aOs3]

not to sound rude or anything but are you gay? since you host a show that review hentai/porn games makes me wonder

[desuMaKun]

@PhoenixSora9aOs3 I am pretty sure that he has an girlfriend :P

[Wyvernnnn]

0:17

LUCKY !

[99909absol]

BEARY!!!

[MrRastafari25]

Mouarf pas mal pour un gay :)

[madcapoperator]

Just remember kids: Try before you bi TROLOLOLOLOLO

[gharman19291]

Any threat of homosexuallity in my system has been completely wiped out. Thanks alot Benzie!!

[KingDavid73]

that was awesome

[RunyaEithelNar]

Nice beefcake ;] Really yummy ;P And the rest too ]>D Nice song, even when I don't understand whole lyrics^^' I especially like melody from 0:51 to 0:58^^ [without this 'horror voice' it's sound better imho^^] 1:27 - O.O WOAH O.O just woah O.O *perv mode on* MORE!!! ]>D And Phelous cameo is sweet *giggle*

[MrMegaman690]

The deep voice cracks me ups.

[Alucard9692010]

i can't stop laughing :)

[AceTrax2007]

1:43 CANADA!

[blackmagebob]

I... I can never tell if you are actually gay or being ironic/homophobic? Either way ,I just saw your nipples. Fun times.

[benzaie]

@blackmagebob like you said FUN TIMES, in now way this could be considered Homophobic !

[DarkEvil87]

@blackmagebob It doesn't really matter whether or not he's gay, but if you're just asking the question out of curiosity, I don't think he is (and if I'm not mistaken he has a girlfriend). He just seems really open about the subject, which is good, and he always makes fun of sexuality, be it hetero (like with Master Bates) or gay (with regular Benzaie and also Master Bates sometimes). IMO, making fun of something is the first step in making people accept it. Fun times indeed!

[blackmagebob]

@DarkEvil87 Meh, I don't really care if Benzaie is gay, I was more interested in figuring out if he's trying to be homophobic, I guess? Which he isn't which means I can continue thinking he is awesome. And yeaaahhhh, I realize I sometimes take gay jokes out of context and kind of poorly. I'm working on it, I swear!

[Poupey]

@blackmagebob Can't he just be FUN ?

[Cassiefur]

0.0 ....the hell did I just watch?!

[Nouseeker]

well, if i am to watch a gay rap, i might as well watch a long one... if that makes any sense

:-/

[theshak06]

funny funny funny

[TheKisura]

This is just pure Greatness!!

Thanks for putting it up on YouTube! =P

[MilesRose2]

YAY GAY :D

[AngryArtist113]

Benzaie you're such a sexy beast. lol.

[aimmcy]

Quel beau goss ce Benzaie !

you Rocks !

[mrbutterton]

i really loe the animation

[myampisbroken]

unsee button...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE UNSEE BUTTON???

[DIMORULEZ]

I think I may have to clear my browser history now.

[EdTheBadass]

@DIMORULEZ

-son.. I just used our computer and.. do you want to tell me something?

-dad.. haha.. just a parody.. a parody..

-..hhmm.. yes.. still you are going to military school. Starting tomorrow.

[InsideTheMirror]

Benzaie is the hottest reviewer on the intarwebbers.

[naotim]

lyrics?

[thor55121478]

i can't stop listening to this. i don't know why.

[eeried2]

@thor55121478 Because it's like crack. Delicious, gay, french crack.

[LoD100]

-sees Spoony-

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

[JackIronheart]

are you going to sell a cd of all your songs?

[rubino83]

Benzaie sure talks/makes videos about how gay he is a whooole lot.

I think Studio Gainax may have done some work on his undies towards the end, though.

[lewa3910]

@rubino83 Can't give you enough thumbs up for that last bit XD

[Cacmypants]

My head just asploded from the awesome

[DangerRuss666]

Sympathisch. Leute, die über sich selbst lachen können, sind cool. Props!

[VoidKeeper]

1:26 CANNOT UNSEE! AAAAAAAAAAH IT BUUUUUUUUUURNS US!

[Vicemary]

So how does your girlfriend deal with dating a gay guy? XD

[takineko]

I could have sworn I listened to a live chat where you were wondering why people always think you're gay--Everyone started singing "My name's Benzaie, and you know that I'm always kiss'n guys!". Are you in denial? XD

[TheVivvav]

Beary's gonna join in too!?

IT'S LIKE ALL OF MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE AT ONCE.

[Vehlman]

t'assume a FOND ton coté tantouze! xD

j'adore,bravo.

[Wyvernnnn]

LOLWUT :D ?

[vinnieblacklodge]

lol...

[gamer4087]

Varying degrees of want.

[Megafukc]

Glorious

[VampireDoctorWho]

Why there is no "WTF?" button on YouTube?

[M30W3R]

I'm sorry benzaie

I'm not unsubscribing no matter how much you try

[xMehL]

is it gay to thumb this up?

[MarsCleric]

@xMehL

He said he was gay for pay, not gay for thumbs...

wait...

[freaknr1]

Once again, Benzaie makes me question my sexuality.XD

[apok911]

Can't tell if serious...

[kirbyalex2002]

So when will I see this for iTunes?

[benzaie]

@kirbyalex2002 just rip the audio dude, you can do it with Audacity which is a free software ;)

[kirbyalex2002]

@benzaie But I must throw my money at someone Ben!

[TheKrisRose]

@benzaie 0:50 dude that gombaa seems to be bukkake'd..LOL