Angry at my Answering Machine

[rukusan]

Maybe it's slowly becoming self aware?

I'd junk the thing if you haven't already if I were you.

[AngryAussie]

I think it's distinctly lacking in awareness

[NalaNosivad]

Oh good lord, a double moustache! That's twice the angry potential.

[AngryAussie]

This is true

[CanaanSGl]

you have a book like that too? Mines called "Ching no Neinel Jin bita'as wan Ado te O Bakko"

Literally: Book of Stupid People needing my Grudge or a Slap

[AngryAussie]

Sounds like a good book

[Nassault630]

Lmao, "the book of people I'm going to smack if I meet them"

Hey, Aussie. I'm in need of a great answering machine idea. Something funny I can say, I've had a few in the past but they got old. Something with your sense of humor. Got any ideas?

[AngryAussie]

That's a really dodgy area, they almost never seem funny to people calling.

[Nassault630]

Yeah, especially if they don't know you. I need to find something...

[asta49]

woah, aussie phones sound different than american ones! COOL!!!

[AngryAussie]

They have Australian accents :)

[LadySadist]

:D there's nothing else that i can say that you haven't already heard but fuckin hilarious lol. :P

[katara505]

I bet the list of 'people your gonna smack if you meet them' must be at least a 1000KM long.

[AngryAussie]

Pretty goddam long.

[webley455]

Are you on drugs? Do you have a drink problem? Why do you wear a mask? Do you have someone who takes care of you? Here ends my post....

[AngryAussie]

No. Not unless you count my dependence on high caffeine cola. It's a character (also to preserve some anonymity). And yes. Thanks for asking :)

[DocterFuse]

hahahaha very funny..

[AngryAussie]

Thanks :)

[mc4bbs]

Oh my! That's funny!

[AngryAussie]

glad you liked it!

[worldsolidarity]

hehehe enjoyed that

[HansyGrueber]

You are a knob.

[dejahthoris]

I used to do the same thing to screen my calls with my answering machine when I had a land line. It worked ok-Then I got rid of my land line, and have not missed it one bit. I have unlimited long distance and local minutes for a flat rate and no contract with my provider and I love it. Everyone in the family has their own phone.

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, admittedly there's next to no reason for me to have a land line. It might go soon.

[dejahthoris]

Well it was a little scary of a concept at first. My friends have my cell #. So all I got on my landline was people I really didnt like. I do have to keep my cell charged and with me in the room when home or in the garden if there may be an important call, though. It makes it easier for my friends in that they only have one number to worry about which is good. Plus since everyone in the family has their own phone there is no message taking. So I guess there are pros and cons.

[punkrockanarchist]

LMAO our answering machine does the exact same thing.

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, universal answering machine stupidity.

[Joreus]

Ha, that's interesting.

[AngryAussie]

glad you liked it.

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, every now and then, life throws up these WTF? moments.

[conmech]

LOL!

By the way, you got telemarketting in Australia? People call you and try to sell you stuff? Now I understand why you're Mr. Angry.

I'll stick with Turkey I guess. We only got terrorists, religious jihadists and imperialist asskissers in here. But no telemarketing.

[AngryAussie]

Telemarketing is way worse ;)

[MGB1000]

Thats funny....I am not sure what is worse. If my history serves me well, I think we are getting a little of all that too.

[AngryAussie]

Unfortunately we don't seem to be able to get rid of any of them!

[kimberleigh]

hahaha!!!  <3

[AngryAussie]

Glad you liked it :)

[MGB1000]

In America we can sign up on a list to stop the tele people, I dont get any calls now. I use to cuz them out when they called, or lead them on for a while and then try to get them off subject. Then they started calling with those damn computers and I couldn't talk back. LOL, I want to find a program where my computer can call busineses and do the same thing they do to us. I can see the lady at the front desk getting like a million calls a day. ROFL...

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, there's some resistance to a "no call" list in Australia... jerks.

[MokongX3M]

haha, that makes no sense, brilliant

[AngryAussie]

None whatsoever!

[RiverBirch1967]

You have inspired me yet again.... *heading over to change answering machine message*

[AngryAussie]

Prior to YouTube, my answering machine message was my only creative outlet :)

[TheOCrulz]

Lool that's so freakin stupid ^^

Yeah, the maker really belongs in your BIG BOOK :D

[AngryAussie]

Their time will come!

[ashyben85]

That answering machine message is WAY cool!!!

The answering machine is saying "Thank you for calling" to your empty house/flat hahahahhaah, I would love to get someone like Chris Rock or Ralph Wiggums (simpsons) on my mobile

[AngryAussie]

I'm crap with impersonations or I'd try that too. I love character stuff.

[SillyMeh]

Lmao "Peopel i'm gonna smack if I meet them!",

How bigs the book? lol

[AngryAussie]

It's a BIG book. I used to refer to it as "the list" but the list got too long now I keep all the names in a big book.

[XVulcanRavenX]

Man, I hate it when that happens too. Like "what the heck was that all about?" Answering machines are the tools of the "I'm too lazy to leave a real feedback message after a call" thing. That's why I only have one on my cellphone. :)

Subscriber,

Romedawg

[AngryAussie]

I have a whole rave before about what I think of people who don't leave messages too :)

[dinkyfats]

I'm your new biggest fan. You are the ONLY "channel I'm watching."

[AngryAussie]

Wow, thanks, I'll try to make it worth your while.

[KillTrend]

<<1st view. You rock

[AngryAussie]

You are indeed first and I indeed rock.

[RiverBirch1967]

What time do you get up in the morning?  lol. We need a contest to see who can be first!

[AngryAussie]

It's the different time zones that make things interesting.