Mom's Magic Cookie Bars Recipe with Calpernia

[winkydee]

Whatever happened to Baby Calpernia?

[CalperniaAddams]

@winkydee LOL you're obsessed, aren't you? In any case, BLOCKED! ha ha

[PineappleFruitCup]

Trying to be sexy and cook doesnt work. Sry2say.

[CalperniaAddams]

@PineappleFruitCup I was just cooking. Your dirty mind filled in any other details.

[n3mesiss]

I was waiting for Ron Jeremy to come out at some point.

[CalperniaAddams]

@n3mesiss It's always surprising to me that people come away from my performances thinking about sex...

[DookieDenry]

i swear she licked everything she used.

[Mohamedingermany]

I love the way she liks that cup

[thelatedavidsmith]

00:43

thats my jizz

[LannaDru]

Almost all recommended videos I see here are about breastfeeding. LOL

Cool recipe, though.

[Klistern2]

this was boring

[AbelianGroup]

That microwaved butter will give you cancer. Melt it in the saucepan.

[mrblueface07]

betcha these things bring all the boys to the yard ;)

[sarahjf2007]

@migurl1769 and... why would even point that out? its nobody's business. you're terribly ignorant- could you possibly have some decency & just let people be who they are without trying to make them uncomfortable?

[coolduder10]

Damn, you are very sexy! I would date you in a heart beat!

[Slipstream0001]

How many jugs?

[octogirlpretty]

I have a serious case of boob envy...*sigh* :(

[drako160591]

she has very good her breasts

[therepth]

You alone are no match for the powerful Chocolate Chip Bagman, only with the help of Can Opener-sensei do you have any hope of winning.

[orlokyshadow]

your boobs are making me horny!!!!

[debts7dreams]

damn calpernia, we need to hook up and bake together sometime....

[Ofir]

mmm... these look tasty...

and the cookies are nice too.

[tonytone74]

Calpernia, you are absolutely beautiful and I'm sorry to say that, I really didn't want to learn about the cookies. I just wanted to see you =))). God bless

[bmanlourenco]

but there is realy anybody paying attention to the recipie??' I´m can´t take my eyes of the MOM´s... ehehhe

[Yourmom1926]

That's what I like to see a women in her natural habitat

[crejohnny07]

nice breast.

[2079423644]

Had to laugh---I cook this way too --- taste, bite, nibble, lick the spoon and double dip. I feel deliciously naughty when other people eat the finished product after I do this. Shhhhhhhhh.

[lefterhsk1]

does anyone knows about the "baking time" of the cookies please?? :PPPPPPP

[CalperniaAddams]

@lefterhsk1 I put the recipe in the "More Info" text up there below the video ;)

[dna409]

we call these Hello Dollies! And they are great!

[Gutsukyo]

Can a person get anymore beautiful. :p

[ginodelia]

SHE IS A BEUTIFUL LADY. SEXY

[198d891]

that looks like it tastes awful. just really terrible. make something good. like chocolate chip or brownies. alright?

[zyaayz]

Will you do no-bake cookies next?! :-)

[zyaayz]

Yey! I love this recipe almost more than I like your video! Thanx

[AllusiaUltra]

After watching this I cried for about an hour and a half while eating marshmallows, pleading for passerby to touch me.

[CalperniaAddams]

@AllusiaUltra This recipe can also be used as a facial masque, especially effective before dates with adult grizzly bears.

[AllusiaUltra]

@CalperniaAddams It just so happens I had a date with a grizzly last night and I took your advice! Let me tell you, that bear went at my face with full unabashed force and I've never looked better! Thanks Calpernia!

[theguitararbiter]

@AllusiaUltra Dude you are funny. I laughed my ass off after reading your comment.

[therepth]

@AllusiaUltra /me touch you.

Problem solve.

[goodkidz]

this fantastically baroque and postmodern. all hail the NEW Betty Crocker.

Love the jump cuts. very French NEW WAVE. and the red Krab

[SmoothCinnamonX]

This is so strangely addictive!!!!  Cally, you made me wanna make this tomorrow!!! This is brilliantly conceived, acted, and the camera angles are EXXXPERT! Werq mama :)

[cam27au]

Nice Tits ! I bet youre Filthy in the bedroom

[cam27au]

Nice Tits !

[angelfacade]

I know some people like pouring the condensed milk over the chocolate chips and coconut. Is there a difference between pouring it over the chocolate and coconut, rather than directly on the crust first like you did =)? Thank you so much for the recipe!

[seanviv2]

Calpernia... I got this site looking for cookies and Ii find You WOW I am glad to see you well I saw your story years ago You look great God Bless You and you look great....and very DOMESTIC... great recipe

[alsatian73]

SEXXX

[goodyfun]

What is the music? I like it. :)

Also, that dress is pretty!

[bulletproofmonk288]

NICE RACK

[2agray]

Oh dear. Let's not talk tasting this time of year. LOL! I have been playing Betty Crocker for days. Looks great Cal! Merry Christmas.

[brnsis]

omg why is she licking everything, gross

[CalperniaAddams]

Because I'm cooking it all for ME, ha ha. It's all gonna end up in the same place.

[SirRagelot]

@CalperniaAddams why didnt you wear an apron?

[mcraregreat234543]

@brnsis Cos shes a MILF :D

[romanspecialoffa]

american industrial packeted food - shit, depraved culture-less warmongering fucking idiots

[CalperniaAddams]

@romanspecialoffa Ha ha, and yet whatever country you're from is subjugate to the military, scientific and pop culture might of the United States. Magic cookie bar, anyone?

[nakedvolleyball]

@CalperniaAddams Uh, that's a poor excuse for using shit like that to cook. Just because the US creates and forces upon others a world wide atmosphere of "eat shit, listen to shit, watch shit because we do", doesn't justify being such a fucking crap-eating cow.

[nakedvolleyball]

@CalperniaAddams So you know, again. The US forces that stuff on other countries. So do a lot of other so-called civilized countries.

[nakedvolleyball]

@romanspecialoffa Agreed. This isn't cooking. This is taking whatever the corporations and govt give you and "liking" it. When all it is is chemical warfare against yourself. And because the poster of the video seems to be at least somewhat "learned" (ie, educated) and know what she's doing and the impression the US forces upon the rest of the world, I'd say she is a proud chemical-warfare-monger.

[CalperniaAddams]

LOL you are quite the nut! A fresh food Nazi AND a misogynist... I'll bet you had a REALLY weird childhood and this is all tied up in freaky mommy issues. So go enjoy some of your neighbor's fresh flour (LOL) while you obsess about "tits" and "vaginas". I'm gonna eat some Crisco!

[EvaCDTV]

omg ...thats so cute ..would looovvee to cook with you :-) xoxox

[B00mBoomboy]

ur so femminine and soft.

[LehaSean]

lol tits tits tits munch munch munch yum yum yum hahah !!

[mindyourmagic]

This video, it makes me feel all funny... I don't know what it is but I like it... ;)

[basslabs]

chopex

[ImJuanka]

i want cookies...... them cookies.

[nvalenti90]

this video is all about her tits.

[CalperniaAddams]

Ha ha, you're going to put Roger Ebert out of a job with insight like that! ;)

[PJThePixie]

Looks yummy. :)

[zvmk]

hot

[hqnuclear]

unmm that hot ! u are a pretty ( woman

[coverboySA]

I'm going to go make a batch right now!!

Wonderful video:)

[jigmesam]

bewbs

[sugartruck]

god how can i watch this so much? i hold my breath when you open that bag of chocolate chips. ha.

[CalifaJohn]

Wow, that looks just delicious! The cookie bars look good too.

[DaricWorthen]

for an even richer recipe, don't melt the butter, but have it very very soft, add it to the crumbs and mix very well. Dried pineapple is really good in this too, so aren't raisins.

[DaricWorthen]

calpernia, you should go on the food channel at night and make things, it would drastically improve their ratings.  What else do you make?

[DaricWorthen]

the regular eagle condensed milk makes it turn out better than the lofat; try using captain crunch cereal crumbs instead of graham crackers.

[CalperniaAddams]

Mmm good tips!

[QueenOfShemakh]

I MUST try this! (Bye-bye diet!!) What cookies do you use for the first layer, pls? Btw, I just loved your video about the Scottish candies. If you want to taste some sweets from Denmark send me a message with the address :) Thank you for your videos. Alexandra

[Belladonna7777]

Hilarious. You made a film short out of cookie bars. You're the naughty girl's Donna Reed. Crab shaped towel holder, orchestral 50s background music, AND wood paneling? You spoil me. Truly. xoxo

[nAtZkyBrAtZkY21]

Ummmmmm. I don't get it. CAn u maybe use every drop of butter and every drop of whatever milky stuff was in the can next time? the licking part was fun.. i just think i was possibly missing out on the exact ingredients. And what about the green mixture, I'm not sure my body could tolerate just chocolate chips and cocOoNut with OUt the Herbz. jUst a thought, *mWaaah*

[CalperniaAddams]

The recipe is on the can of Eagle-brand condensed milk, heh heh. You can add whatever ingredients you want.

[GMPNY]

Thanks Calpernia...Ive got to come up with something for the grand kids this weekend and im going to make these!

Gail ♥

[chefcommons]

Nice work, we liked your video very much so we embedded it on ChefCommons w/ link back and reference to Youtube. (Let us know if you don't wish for it to be featured)

[CalperniaAddams]

Thanks, I'm flattered to be featured anywhere! =) The recipe is simple, it's all about making it with love!

[jrstreet94]

nice tits :D

[b1eed4me]

that looks so good

[Mollakinz]

This basically made my day! Sooooo funny. Now i have to go and make that... Mom will be so proud.

[babylelo123]

lol! yummy and funny! xD (lame i no!) xD

[cdfgh1111]

Thanks for filling in the missing voids from years of watching Rachel Ray. You went where I wished many times she had.

[morethansalt]

Funny!

[onisynn]

funny, you licked and tasted everything, but then did not eat anything, and it looked so good.

[CalperniaAddams]

Oh I ate it ALL after this was filmed, ha ha!

[ianisles]

LOL a little bit of everything BUT the finished product =] i loved this video

[CalperniaAddams]

I showed it all done at 4:32! And I even ate one single curl of toasted coconut off of it at the very end! ;)

[1000BaseT]

You're beautiful *and* you can cook. If you owned a liquor store you'd be the perfect woman!

Love you!

[killerrodan]

Calpernia,you rock !

[rorutherford]

Awesome!! Was this just a chance to show off your amazing talents tho? haha : ) You look amazing! x

[dancewomyn]

YOU ARE STUNNING!!

[eturnald]

omg u go girl! i love magic cookies nummies :)

[bluekarma]

I love the music..what is that? You and Doris Day..2 of my favorite women!

[robyncd71]

Calpernia....

While those cookies do look scrumdiddlyumptious... I think you forgot the magic ingredient... "Green" butter if you know what I mean. Those cookies would definately add some spice to them and they'd then be "Happy cookies" LOL

Keep up the good work there!! You're great!!

[Acesn888s]

Your videos are great. This one is cute, I like the close ups of the cookies. Thanks for all the great work that you put into the Deep Stealth videos and your websites. Don't let the few a-holes like LaDonnafuck get you down, the rest of us love you.

[qob]

My goodness, I love your videos so much. Those cookie bars look really good! I'll have to try them out for myself.

[HautRod]

oops... calpernia - the comment below is from me (HautRod). i just happen to be using my partner's computer (tanutasir) and didn't notice before i posted my comment.

i'll give making the MAGIC cookie bars a shot and let you know how they turn out. :)

oxxo, rod

[tanutasir]

LOL!!! loved it.  and how you don't even bother to give the recipe... phenomenal.

btw - what's the magic?

peace and love,

rod

[tobyspinks]

that was one of the best videos i've ever seen on youtube. seriously. excellent.

[CatOcatastrophe]

Also, sorry for giving a thumbss-down for the 'crab rack' comment (I had tohught it was somthing ill-intended.) Yes, awesome rack. Crab rack indeed! :)

(It's more of a glove-crab-rack, since it's holding a glove thru the film) x)

[CatOcatastrophe]

I liked teh licking of teh stuff. I must have given a few thumbs-up, and a handfull thumbs-down (you know who you are.) Awesome vid!

Needs moar spoon licking. :3

-Cato

[iamnewfie1]

very laid back...

[inatrampolina]

OoOOoo somebody drank too much haterade this mornin!! and i think its name is ladonnashea!

[CalperniaAddams]

How should my kitchen decoration and cooking style be impacted by the murder of my boyfriend 10 years ago that you so tackily bring up? I'm glad I'm nothing like what you expected me to be, because you're an ass.

Now, off to enjoy more baked goods in my messy kitchen...

[lucasjen]

wooow, that is a good answer...

[WillaCather]

that is such a nasty comment to make...

[TheDaguerreotypist]

[to ladonnashea] okay... you got all of that insight from watching someone bake cookies...? srsly...? don't hate just 'cause she's too fab to give a shit about keeping up some sorta stepford wife hell of a living space... it says nothing about her as a person... and to say that she's exploiting a tragedy is just rude... i'm sure she cares, but you can only dwell on past tragedies for so long before you either let it consume you, or you just move on with your life... luckily she did the latter...

[CalperniaAddams]

You're that person at the party/club who always slips around after me, whispering so that everyone is fully advised of my past, aren't you?

[iamnewfie1]

and your point is?

[annbgc]

Ooooohhh, I really loved watching this video. That was so cool.

-Annie

[MissLadyTS]

Mmmmmm that looks yummy.

[beerhoven]

Wow nice rack... you know the crabby towel rack =0)

[mynamekeisha]

lmao thaht was my first thought and i was gonna comment but you already did. Very nice breasts

[queenbean8]

hahaha i love the crabby!!

[gmismel]

You are so delicious yourself.

[criegger1979]

Calpernia I could watch you for hours. Your amazing. Thank you!

[jhlynes]

The best part is that you don't even have to speak or understand a specific language to know how to make them.

[medavog]

Lovely video as always!

[B00mBoomboy]

ur so cute Calpernia *Blush*

[bootgrease]

I love your vids!! I make these cookies 2x a year and everyone raves about them. I use sliced and slivered almonds in stead. I also drizzle the condensed milk over the top, it coats and holds them together better. You trans brother in cooking, Kyle

[darliegoddess]

Oh my Christ, I'm fatter having watched this. Hugzzzzz!

[riverwest1]

Sighhhh... even if I followed the recipe exactly, they wouldn't be the same without Calpernia's TLC!!!

[indiolaiche]

HAPPY CRAB!

[tglola]

Calpy you have the prttiest hands, and I l;uv the hair color, and I'm very sure Mom cookies are the bomb...

[jerseygirlangie]

Calpernia, you should be the Food Channel's newest hostess - I'd rather watch you cook than Rachel Ray any day !

Seriously, a very nicely done video. I was especially impresses with the shots of you working one-handed - I assume the other hand was working the camera.

Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving !

[Robbi496]

That recipe looks yummy!

[NikoClemente]

LMAO LMAO sorry i just have to say

the add on ur video is

"how to loose belly fat"

lol

u make this look quite yummy, im going ot make it LOL

[hotstud1228]

Calpernia, may I say I would be a proud proud man to have you in my kitchen! I loved the video!!

[Trishlicious]

I wish I had taste buds, I would love to make this for all my friends.

[Ladybugkisses1919]

I flippin loved this vid! I especially loved the 50's sounding music playing in the background. Hope you had a wonderful holiday with lots of turkey and loved ones.

[rhinestonedarling]

There's just something so charming about this. It might be how you sample everything while you're putting it together, or the chocolate chip struggle, but it's mesmerizing and relatable all at once...

[teawithrushdie]

nice product placement! lol!

[TUXYtheguardian]

lick it! lick it!

I dunno about those bars Cali, but then again, I am hungover.

[lacrymosa911]

omg! i love those cookies! i make them every christmas! they're perfect anytime of year:) and Calpernia, you look absolutely gorgeous.

[winter489]

you rock calpernia

[MrBubbles98]

Ok this is my new favorite video, I don't know what looks better: those cookies or those amazing breasts. This chick has the sexiest body ive ever seen, and she knows her away around the kitchen!

[ewtasha510]

Dear clapernia,

you pretteh!

-Tasha

ps-you're lucky that you can eat fabulous food and maintain the sexy tall fabulous figure.

i would kill for it.

[mhtothee]

Definitely trying the recipe!

You look great, Cal!

[IrreversibleHeart]

Hey, I didn't know Traci Lords had her own cooking show. Needs a catchier name though. Like: Cooking In A Double-Wide. I don't know, think about it.

The scene with the canned milk had some missed potential. Don't be afraid to pour on the creativity.

But the one where you put the nuts in your mouth... That was right on the money. Always think money when you're shooting.

Doing it for pleasure is fine, but you deserve to get a reward after all that hard work.

Keep showing us those goodies.

[Vistal1]

should be more like MILF's Magic Cookies!!! Very Sexy

[JSavano]

Thanks,now I have a major sweet tooth!

[RiotAndAnger]

:DDDD  You're just amazing.

[strangeparty]

Girlfriend, I love ya, but that was one scary lookin recipe. :-o

[Julianne1989]

OMG! this made me flash to those shows in the 50's about homewives and all that! You fitted the look well though! I like your hair like that and the music was well chosen. Could you tell me what it is? I'm a sucker for that kind of music. lol.

[amginena]

I remember comic Jim Gaffigan referred to the food network as porn for hungry people. I'm beginning to understand ☺ The preparation was delicious foreplay... and the sound of the sizzling casserole just made my mouth so.... moist. I'm also glad to see that - like all good cooks - you sample each ingredient as you add it. ☺

Hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving.

[LadyVIolence]

4:28 WHO IS THAT MAN BEHIND YOU?! D=

[CalperniaAddams]

OMG HE'S IN MY APARTMENT! Heh heh... that was an old movie reference. It's a statue.

[LadyVIolence]

Reminded me of The Strangers +Shudder+ Creepy stuff.. What if you're half asleep one morning and stumble into the room to find some man standing there?! "OH GOD NO +bashes with baseball bat+ WAIT noooo I just ruined my statue !!!"

[CalperniaAddams]

Ha ha, the secret is, I wake up *every* morning half asleep to find a strange man in my room. Then I kick him out.

[JsanNicholas]

That looks quit decadent!!! Oh, and it looks yummy too.

[gb42760ad1972]

Hope you had a great turkey day, Calpernia. Loved the video! Peace, George.

[ZuttoAoi]

=3 You look like you had fun..

That top suits you, btw. I dunno, something about it just makes you look simply gorgeous.

[TigerKerouac]

Mmmmmmmmm what fun you are cooking! Call me next time Calpernia. You need two cups of tea and a friend for those cookies.

[K8Nicole]

I guess I would eat it Lady Calpernia, but it looks like one bit of the hummiest looking dish would KILL you...Oh well we all got to go some time.

[xXinsanityXsc3n3Xx]

inquisitive little recipe. =P i weren't a vegan i would try them ):

haha.

nonetheless they're alluring ^__^

[octogirlpretty]

Mmmmm, coconuts! That looks fantastic! I have all the ingrediants except the cereal and the coconuts, so I'll make a grocery trip in the morning.

Thanks Calpernia! Oh and I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving!<33

-Btw I have that same dress! Except heh I've got like no chest so I dont fill the top as well as you =[

[xsonarisx]

loved it! yum yum! happy thanksgiving Calpernia!!

[nightshade4and4roses]

Happy Thanksgiving, Calpernia! :) An excellent video, btw.

[theoneandonlynicole]

Wow what a clean oven! Calpernia you are a domestic goddess! :0)

[auntienem]

how do you have those in the house and keep your beautiful figure? yum!!!!!

[torigirl35]

yummy!

((hugs))

*tori*

[bjhorton2005]

That's right, in the kitchen with you woman! (HAHA, I'm just kiddin.) :)

[sadamitsu]

lol i love how the ads all around the vid say "how to loose stomach fat" or " control diabetes the natural way"

i dont think those magical cookies can help with that but, BOY do they look YUMMY

[eleanorroosevelt1]

those aren't magical

[supermanjgp]

Hey I have that exact same oven! ;)

[CalperniaAddams]

I added the recipe under the "More" link to the right of the video. It's the one right off the can, though I used Eagle Low Fat condensed milk instead of regular. I don't really measure the ingredients, I just layer them to my liking.

[ross185]

Those look yummy!

And the cookies look pretty good too!

Just messin' :] ...Cute video Cal!!!

& this is a pretty sweet recipe, I'm totally going to try it!!!

Happy Thanksgiving!

[NightwishNick]

what's that white stuff you pour on before the chocolate chips dear?