Dane Cook - Car Crash And Pear

[DCBenniBoy]

How do you fuck that up? unless u where eating an pear like.. *KRUCNCH* MBLHWUUUAAAAAA!!!!!

[SimonTheBest27]

7 people were eating a grenade

[XxballertownXx]

@SimonTheBest27 i dont think so because usually u die if u eat a grenade so they would not have been able to hit the dislike button when there choking on an extremely explosive object

[SimonTheBest27]

7 people were eating a grenade

[Firefox227]

Wow. Rip off Louis CK more Dane.

Search Louis CK 1993 Conan and go to 1:30

[skyblueboy02]

unless he was eating a pair *bite* *chuck a pair* lol

[Angeecheeks]

Pwhahah!

[AsteriyealAeowina]

Aaoow... My stomach! Lol that was hilarious as always XD

[Ms9piece]

i hear this joke that if you pissoff a black man he will eat you.... yeah real funny but im gonna be lol ing at you when you get eating

[DeidaraIsBestKATS]

so 240p...WE MEET AGAIN!

[cheshire1997]

ajjaajajajajajaja

[TheDevan1998]

166th

[mel577]

This loser stole this joke from Louis C. K.

[needmusicnow7]

now every time i hear a car alarm i can't help but sing this

[jazzyrenteria]

hahahah hes so mean :) but i love itt !

[tstreetz53]

7 people got hit by a car and didnt find this very funny

[Ninadisko]

everytime i hear a car alarm...i think of this ahha

[JordanHF00]

5:02 YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[BLAZEFREEMAN2010]

LOVE U HANDSOME!!!!!! He is Super Kute!!! :3

[smartguy44]

lmao this is the first time i hear a comedian use a tekken reference

[chiaP3]

Light: JUSTICE! ><

[MegaMangafan1]

wow he was really on there for 5 min? hm... oh well... AHHHHHHHH MAAAAAAAAAANN!!!! I WISH I WAS THERE!!! during the hitting of the car >:)

[natedeanmaan]

6 people have either been hit by a car, or a cop has shot them.

[Valyky]

Every time i eat a pear, i wanna rewatch this standup

[WRSvideos]

Never throw a pear...

Nuff said

[Russian07]

@WRSvideos shut the fuck up. you sound like an idiot.

[WRSvideos]

@Russian07 0_o what did i ever do to you?

[Russian07]

@WRSvideos my bad wrong guy. im sorry

[WRSvideos]

@Russian07

truce =D

[Russian07]

@WRSvideos Yeah! =D

[Muckilove]

That pear must have been worth it XDD

[watever8337]

Haha that Dane Cook is a silly bitch

Unless they were eating a pear like *crunch throw* WAHHH

[InsideYourDreams24]

I wanted to say "YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET STRUCK BY A VEHICLE!"

... but I didn't have time. So I went with '...aaahhh...'

xD That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

[xPINKCUBE]

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO? HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

[xPINKCUBE]

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!

[nebechadnezzar64]

LOL. Im going to start eating pears like that.

[bunnygalxoxo]

@nebechadnezzar64 LOL SAME

[OnePhotograph]

"Has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy."

[Jasperluver1990]

The guy was eating a pear! How do you screw that up?!

Unless he was eating it like

*crunch* RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Funniest thing EVER!!!! xDD

[KittieKatGrl]

The pear thing... HAHAHAHA!!!!! probably one of the funniest things that Dane cook said! =D

[gochris123]

yaaa honestly lol

[terriermaxx]

wait, he said lost was his favorite show in another one

[gochris123]

what is the song at the

begining and end??? someone plz help

[badboyg316]

people pay just to see him for 5 mins (werid)

[TheHockeyCentral]

@badboyg316 Are you serious? Are you seriously that stupid?

Yes you are correct. ALL those people paid money for a ticket. Just to watch him for 5 minutes.

You're such a smart dude. Wow. I am fucking envious.

[badboyg316]

@TheHockeyCentral wow calm ur balls down i was just asking

[Dreathy]

lol the dude behind the laughing guy at 0:59 looks like toby maguire or howeveryouspellhisname

[redsoxxx1234]

@Dreathy kinda and u spelled it right

[olivermeesha]

YOUR ABOUT TO BE STUCK BY A VEHICHLE!!!!!!!!!!! rofl

[naruto13241396]

lol he is so funny

[dicez15]

Makes you fly like a dead monkeii

[amberbabi789]

isnt the opening song from....something i cant rmember???

[coralfang0224]

YOUR ABOUT TO GET STRUCK BY A VEHICLE!!

[ixPolandix]

i like when he throws the pear and the sound he makes Lol it makes me laugh :D

[Nicloe101]

I want to go to his show sooo bad

[Renokun1]

Dont watch his videos then

iLoveAmericanisms.... go watch some other comedian, and learn comedy, cause Dane Cook is all comedy. You just dont understand what he says.

[marcmoore92]

I acctually love this :)

[YamatoTenzouGal4ever]

DANE COOK is so awesome....I especially love how he has so much enthusiasm and zest ^^

[cheeseyrawr]

@YamatoTenzouGal4ever

He's a silly spazz.

[newfrommars]

Thanks

[RukiaFanGirl]

dane cook is a silly bitch :)

[yellowstar11193]

Dane Cook rocks. Lmao. xD

[mrsulquiorrashiffer]

lmao.

[mrsgrimmjowjaggerjak]

that dane cook is a silly bitch

[InvaderTak6396]

I lmao'd sooo badly haha!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, this dude is epic lol

[calixa]

i reached towards him and said, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[123Talaya123]

WoOoOoOoW Dane Cook is so Fu**** funny , I love the part with the pear

[EnmaxxAi]

LOL This makes me laugh everytime I see it.

[ragnorokh]

"his shoes flew off" as the camera looks at the black guy xD

[LeRoiSoleilLuv]

combo moves from tekken i was peeing in my pants

[oroizwvm]

3:32 lol

[yoru4prez]

i startred to sing this when a car alarm went of my parents looked at me like 'wtf'

[xgoobiangel]

ok when he started talking about the guy getting hit by a car. i was like "this isnt funny, he could have died" but how it ended just totally made up for it. LMAO.

[CaptainBlueMoon]

THE ALARM WHEN OFF LAST NIGHT NO JOKE!

[Domo063]

lol lmao

[MrVaughnster]

dane cook is awsome! screw all yall haters!

[yoru4prez]

unless he was eating a pear llke

*crunch* Waaaaaaaaaaaah

[fadedlight12]

LMFAO!!!! that is SO epic!!!! LMFAO!!! i wish i was there xD

[snipzergun]

shoted lol

[jakea28]

3:30 lol love it, HOW DO SCREW THAT UP!?!?!

[Eleanortook]

lmao i do this too

[HotJeter]

hes sounds so canadian!!!

[HotJeter]

helllooooooo......im a caaaarrrrrr. gas-o-line makes me run!! baaacckk seat..... trunk space.....

hehe, that dane cook is a silly bitch!

[rob395397]

i just watched that and at first i though you where justsaying that but it is what he said you would think of him when you hear it

[HotJeter]

hahaha!! thats funny.

omg, yesterday i was walking outside and i heard a car alarm go off and i was totally thinking of dane cook!!!!

[stephaniethekid]

lol

"dane cook is a silly bitch"

hahaha!

[1Animelovers1]

I died laughin about the pear story

[iiZiNtHEhOUsE]

lol HE WAS EATING A FUCKING PEAR!!! I MEAN HOW DO THEY SCREW THAT UP LOLd all the way downstairs

[m6mkk]

i will die laughinng when i see a guy eating a pear like that!!!!

[hannahj2012]

"the guy was eating a pear! how do you screw that up?'

HAHAHA Dane Cook is hilarious!

[Brendrumer]

Where's that one of his acts...um the one where he's like: DUDE! U got a 28 didget phone number here & then he is like: on NAME u have a picture of a monkey fucking a coconut. is ur name monkey fucking a coconut?

[jakyfoopacsunlove]

im looking for that one to(:

[saraizzle89]

dane cook- car accident.flv

[Brittnyyxoxo]

they thought he wuz holding a grenade...HE WUZ EATING A PEAR! (:

[majicstargirl]

Hahaha XD This is one of his best ones

[B0wdowntothemetal]

Hellooo!!!!! I'm A CAR!!!!!

I fell out my chair laughing at that! XD 5/5 dane cook is awesome!

[NonGuruGuy]

"Eddy Gordo in the air" lol

[drama8606]

hahahahaha i tottaly agree with the car thing! :D

[XYZtuber213]

"the guy was eating a pear!" ROFl hilarious i love Dane Cook.

[HotJeter]

whats tekken?

btw, i love how he gets so off topic, and then ends up back where he started, rofl.

y'all should watch dane's atheist joke, its fucking hysterical. and loviedovee, he sounds even more canadian in that, maybe ull be able 2 hear it in that.

[SanjiKunTheLoveCook]

tekken is a fighting game

and eddy gordo is one of the character that makes acrobatic moves

[Sucker4Jessica]

tekken is a video game. Eddie does Dancing Karate. That was the joke

[HotJeter]

thnx for explaining!! :-)

[vanish129]

capoeira

[HotJeter]

what does that mean??

[vanish129]

its the brazilian martial art/dance...

i suggest you look at Wikipedia and search the word...

[HotJeter]

hes so good at the fire alarm noise, lmfao.

[HotJeter]

he pronounces some vowels differently, like at 0:17 he says the word "got" differently. he says a few more times after. canadians often pronounce vowels differently. i have a lot of canadian relatives so i can often detect a canadian. my moms canadian and she also said that he sounds canadian.

[purplefiretruck]

:O  .

[loviedovee]

im canadian an i dont pronounce vowels i dont hink ?

[HotJeter]

if you talk to an american youll prob notice that he or she speaks a little differetnyl than your canadian friends. ask a canadian to sayy shopping and then ask an american to say shopping. theyll prob pronounce it differently.

[loviedovee]

ok im goin to the states in the summer so ill ask my aunt

[KJJKish]

@HotJeter WOOT, CANADA! <3

[redsoxxx1234]

@HotJeter dane cooks from boston

[ROFLKitty34]

@HotJeter He's from Massachusetts

[gnatsue01]

@ROFLKitty34 yeah 'hotjeter' is an idiot.

[gnatsue01]

@HotJeter and you care why??? and why do you think anyone else would care???

[gnatsue01]

@HotJeter first, why do care? second, why do you think anyone on here would care? and third, he's from Boston. don't start thinking you are a linguist. Especially a canadian one.

[HotJeter]

@gnatsue01 why would you waste your time writing a response like that? quite honestly, it makes you sound like the idiot. and i was merely curious; in no way, shape, or form was i thinking of myself as a linguist. thanks though.

[davemurray34]

funniest guy ever

[HotJeter]

is dane cook canadian? he really sounds like he is.

[loviedovee]

how can u tell if he sounds canadian?

[allie916]

HELLLLLOOOOOOOO! immm a caaaaarrrrr ..GAS. O. LINE. MAKES. ME. RUN. , baaaack seaaaaat.... froooooonntt spaaaaaace!.. I don't care if you laugh at that or not, next time you hear that shit your gunna be like HAHAHA that dane cook is a silly bitch

prettty much LOVE this !

[HotJeter]

haha, dane cook is a silly bitch, roflllll.

[HotJeter]

i think he said trunk space, not front space, but i could be wrong...... but that part is the best, lmao.

[1sheldon]

he was doing moves from tekken...

[Firefang320]

dane cook is a silly bitch

[CuLlEnAnDbLaCk]

i love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[woohoo7890]

shotted?

[Anaxagoran]

he said shot at

[Supermuffintops45]

3:42 so funny the noise

[FlyleafFan77]

lol

They shotted him 11 times

pshh shotted

[killemallnow123098]

not shotted, shot at

[fruitnvege]

woop woop doop! legend, fuckin legend

[AlicesPaperDoll]

3:32 is my faveorite!

[daddymetz0910]

he's done this car act like who knows how many times. But evertime he does it he says he saw the accident three weeks ago.. lmao still great act.

[daddymetz0910]

he made this same act so many times and he always says that he saw it three weeks ago..lmao

[koolkuzins56]

this is soooooo funy! make sure u also c the drown or catch fire and kool aid!!! hella funy!

[Diana8453]

Didn't the things he say actually happen at some point in time? In that case, L O FUCKING L! XD

[MoonFae2006]

I LOVE when he throws that pear! HAHA! XD The grenade pear was the very first skit from Dane that I saw. I LOVE IT! His Comedy-Central "Viscious Cycle" is awesome too!!!

[xguardian10]

lol

Has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy.

[TheDicloniusninja]

I LOVE DANE COOK!

[SoraUzumaki28]

That Dane Cooks on silly bitch!!! :D

[yourtoosexyman]

this is the best thing i've ever seen in my life!

actually can't stop laughing haaaa

xx

[poornation]

"Thats my favorite one, right there NEEEEE NUUUUU!"

[JesusPulledMeThrough]

Ok seriously, @ 2:54 Dane does like the funniest vomiting impression!!

[purplefiretruck]

lol

[mary22lovey]

oh my god....when he threw that pear, lmfaoooo

[emohkay]

lmao @ the guy yawning at 2:27

[Yddet1]

lmfaooooooooooooo!!!! omg thank you for point that out because it just made my day

[quacklovestess]

lol he was eating a pear, HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT ONE UP! stupid cops

[templor]

the guy was eating a pear... ROFL

[ek4kat]

this is the funniest shit ive seen so far

[Willowjasper]

LOL WOW THATS HILARIOUS

[jakesmith1994]

no its not

[purplefiretruck]

well is ur name Lou Zer i think it is

[lexigrl01]

haha good one!that's good!

[purplefiretruck]

lol thx

[lexigrl01]

no prob : )

[sstdog]

it is?

[purplefiretruck]

hell ya