Wizard People, Dear Reader-GUESS THE F*CK WHAT? (Chapter 25)

[ezrecognise]

a man horse AND harry potter? no way...

[Hotsoup42]

if i ever accomplish anything half as amazing as these narrations ill die a happy man. unicorn urine hahahahahahaha

[moroccotraveler]

You're dad is a Dracula.

[65patz]

LEAVES are even scared of this cold, evil place...

[snowpixie15]

A man horse, and Harry Potter? No way.

[afterthebreaking]

I just love that Filch's name is Dazzler. It gets me every time. Every time.

[ronniethebear100]

"Their hatred curls about their temples like Caesar hats" Pure poetry

[danishgrl3]

the guy who slayed your mama is your dada, your dad is a dracula

harry just goes ahead and vomits right there. tears mix in with the puke XD

[mayillo99]

leaves are even scared of this cold evil place, and never settle, but try to ride the wind out of from among the trees that have dropped them. genius

[mayillo99]

leaves are even scared of this cold evil place, and never settle, but try to ride the wind out of from among the trees that have dropped them. genius

[AppleIPie]

He is so drunk XD

[MisterCaptainDamnit]

The cats whore, Dazzler, continues to grind out sentences. But no one cares. Not a fucking soul!

LMFAO!

[KaiserTota]

I think this would only work with the two first, by Chris Columbus. Those are really childish, the others are too dark for this treatment.

[smexybangs]

''No one cares not a goddamn soul'' XD ''the guy who slayed your momma is your dadda''

[pennypyro42]

like Caesar hats...haha

[randomartist01]

It's Mouth-Oil... Cripes...

[wanderlustwarrior]

@randomartist01 It's both. he alternates between them.

[ginnyharryfan22]

...even if malfoil is the son of a fuck he is a powerful little prick... hahahaha

[happyafterdeath]

the guy who tried to slay you, the guy who slayed your mama...is your daduh

LMFAO!!

[1Watchmen1]

This is the funniest thing ever. Why didn't I think of this.

"The Cat's whore.."

[IDyedMyCatPurple]

badass man horse.

[MrBoydian]

2:28

[jamie33190]

Harry just vomits right there xD

[loveledzep]

"and even though malfoyle is a sun of a fuck, he is a powerful little prick" hahaha/

[Lullaby0407]

"his voice is as hard to listen to as that of a dying loved one you can't reach" lol

[ajacksonh]

the cats whore? omg awesome

[iloveoperons]

"Hagar finally breaks up this stream of incoherence and signals that it's time to go..." ^_^

[TheFragilefrank]

A guy who slayed your momma is your dadda

[ZaidNitsua]

but no one care not one fucking soul. lol

[KatarnandKanos]

Daniel Radcliffe in love with a horse? What a ridiculous notion!

[Paddlefaster93]

BUT LO, TO HARRY'S AID, JUMPS A BADASSMANHORSE.

A manhorse, and harry potter? NO WAY.

[sheerbeauty]

LEAVES are even scared of this cold, evil place, and never settle...

[CottenCandyPrincess]

"...but Harry boldly stands his ground against the Dracula. Harry totally hates detention and this prize unicorn is his. If hes got to get a little dirty to get what he wants, then fine. Harry valiantly stands his ground against the impeding battle that will ensue. The Dracula is a formidable presence. He is not at all afraid of Harry and Harry has to back his way up against a giant root to gain substance from the tree to make a larger spell. "

[echeesekid]

what was the fucking point of typing that?

[JohnnyStudios]

even though he is a son of a fuck, he is one powerful little prick hahahah

[JohnnyStudios]

the cat's whore dazzler, winces and grinds out words as he does, but no one cares. not one fucking soul hahaha

[Jackoman74]

A manhorse AND harry potter? no way.

Your dad is a dracula. Harry just goes ahead and vomits right there.

[rockerchic3214]

Unicorns like apples.

Badass manhorse!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! :D

[eddieshred92]

hahahaha he calls filch "dazzler, the cat's whore" hahahahahaha

[dauntlessmath]

Yes, the funny thing is, I was watching the movie "Hot Fuzz" where the same actor who plays Filch has a small role. I was so surprised to see him (and recognize him) I shouted "Oh, it's Dazzler!"

[ZaidNitsua]

I didn't relieze that till you pointed it out....also is it the same actor as the leads step dad in shawn of the dead.

[dauntlessmath]

No. That's Bill Nighy, different guy.

[13Nina13]

the guy who slayed your mamma, is your dadda! YOUR DAD IS A DRACULA! harry just goes ahead and vomits right there.

[13Nina13]

BADASS MANHORSE!

[ohyousexylush21]

that unicorn is his! and if harry has to get a little dirty then fine! OMG h ow does this guy think up of th ese things?! a manhorse and harry potter no way!

[shaybear426]

"Unicorns like apples, etc." LMAO xD

[pleasetighten]

Last part was the BEST. HAHAHA.

[iloveoperons]

"Valmort, the scar artist"

"Harry just goes ahead and vomits right there"

BAHAHAHAHAHA :)

[canknight212]

but loe, to harry's aid jumps a badass manhorse.

(=

[Chizpurfle52595]

years ago, when this movie first came out, i would have violently reacted to this blasphemy. thankfully life has screwed me over enough for me to find some absurdist humor in my almost religious love of harry potter and this ridiculously funny gem from the brain of brad neely, who i also love for his washington song, the professor brothers, and babycakes. this is oddly moving in its sincere, dry delivery of incoherent skullfuckery.

[thebearishott]

WORD

[cinnamontoasty]

Even though Malfoil is the son of a fuck, he is a powerful little prick! LMAO!

[zachtoom]

my favorite line from this chapter! hahahaha

[Benjamin666face]

their hatred curls about their temples like caesar hats

[ramalama246]

every line is priceless.

[inthefade]

"Your dad is a dracula"

[MischaArielle9000]

no one cares. not one fucking soul!!

unicorns travel in pairs, unicorns are white, unicorns like apples, etc.

[FlyingMango94]

Valmart is your father. That other guy is your stepdad. The guy who tried to slay you, the guy who slayed your mamma is your dadda.Your dad is a dracula.

You dad is a dracula. I looove that!!

[miaaaaaaaaaaaaak]

I love the bit about the unicorn :D

[thea618]

a man horse?? and harry potter???? no way!!

[Azuresong]

His voice is as hard to listen to as a dying loved one, crying for help when you are restrained.

The way he says 'restrained' is hilarious

[shaybear426]

" The cat's whore, Dazzler" Feel sorry for the cat.

[FredSmitih]

Turns out, they have to hang with Hagar in the old forest all night long...yuck

His dragon has run away...stole his heart

[sAndyTV]

"...and blows the doors off Harry's reality."

That was awesome... you could tell Neely wanted to laugh there...

[wannabway]

even though malfoil is a son of a fucker, hes a powerful little prick.

LMAO.

[vinylblues]

Their hatred curls about their temples like Ceaser hats.

[mizhkz08]

"your dad..is a dracula!"

one of the best lines.

that and "a man-horse and harry potter?! no way!"

[hhilulu]

he totally needs to do all of the other movies, this is effin great

[mizusajt]

but no one cares. not one F***ing soul. XD

[kehya]

a man horse and harry potter? no freakin way

[robbielover2468]

harry totally hates detnetion and this prize unicorn is his.....But LO! jumps a badass man horse. LOL!

[ali921812]

haha he is ur father

i want him to break off and laf again that would be funny

!o!

[HIMkidHIM]

"he will win a contest." lmfao!@!@!!

[bitchin222]

unicorns travel in pairs

unicorns are white

unicorns like apples

et cetera

[alexpappas55]

"but lo! to harry's aid jumps a badass man-horse, who is kicking and threatening wildly at the price of blood-drinkers"

this is pure gold

[RonnieTheBear142]

this is fucking sweet!!!!!!

please do the second one!!!!

[HIMkidHIM]

haha! fucking sweet ass name!!

[Octoberlilly]

"...Unicorns like apples, et cetera..."

[Translegomaker]

Exactly

[Cocheese0]

Brad Neely is a genius

[amandariley]

mouth oil is the son of a fuck

[amandariley]

mouth oil is the sun of a fuck

[atthewritersblock]

Your arch-enemy, the guy who slayed your momma, is your dadda

Love these videos!

[appleslime]

a shimmery pool of unicorn urine..god this is better then yu-gi-oh! the abridged series! GOOD JOB!

[shippens]

dude... ANYTHING is better than Yu-Gi-Oh

[youripmyx3rightout]

Even though Malfoy is a son of a fuck, he is a powerful little prick.

XD

[goodbyexkitty]

"His voice is as hard to listen to as a dying loved one, calling out to you for help when you are restrained." lol!

[sayhitoyourmom]

OMG.

This is the best thing I've seen all night.

xD

[sashakeitfast]

i love the badass manhorse....i would do him in the ass

[electrocute33]

...unicorns like apples

<3

[srouxd162]

Apparently so do Shinigami... or so I'm told.

[pinkisevul]

Yay to Deathnote reference!

[srouxd162]

Hooray! you knew1

[EricNinden]

Why did you get -2 for that? Jerks.

L, did you know Unicorns like apples?