SideScrollers - "Grow Up!" (Video Game Podcast)

[erinshunny]

The robber was tripped by ray amsley

[segacd32xz]

4:00 Thats exactly what one of my friends said but then he cut his hair because because people said that

[Aussie27Legend]

How is reciting the quadratic equation such a great feat? Its about the second most well known equation behind e=mc squared.

[BrodieThomsen]

@CokeColaForTheWin

No it isn't

[ZeldaMaster408]

whats the theme song to side scroller

[BrodieThomsen]

@ZeldaMaster408

Ummmm......

I know it's a mega man song of some kind, and that there is Echidna in the name

[shadowpig13]

@ZeldaMaster408

it's from Mega Man X1, Armoured Armadillo's Stage, in case you were still wondering..

[AnAmbiguousMan]

My dad played Duke Nuke'm with me... They never restricted me xD

[LdotSouthern]

This is late but oh well. I live in the UK where Game and Tesco are both based and I firmly believe what Game did was fine. Tesco gets way more customers than Game because Tesco is a supermarket, they sell games as an extra thing. The actions of Game made sure Tesco sold more copies then they otherwise would have and made sure everyone who went to Game to buy a 3DS would get one. Tesco will make more games available at their shop now too. The action may be morally grey, but no one lost.

[YoJimBoHugabaJoe]

lol 21 age restriction,oh america you are so funny :)

[ninetails593]

That Right Cross to the Butt thumbnail is why I watch full screen.

[Feverwolf4]

Does anyone know the music at 33:33?

[Kevbot32]

lol 2 and a half men is on my tv as im watching this :/

[buchanproductions]

hey america the store game sucks from UK

[WW3seeker]

nerds

[loljeck]

@WW3seeker dick ball

[Frosmad]

screw you guys, two and a half men is awesome ;o

[MarinesWasteland]

Mortal Kombat will have The Online Pass. Its shown in the demo hack.

[BuFufilms]

nice selling point, not having any experience in filmmaking

[colonelmcscurvey]

Why they no announce my birthday?

[tomagotchii]

what happen to the chubby guy named denis.. is that his name? anyways what happen to him don't see him nomore.

[Lyagami25]

@tomagotchii You know how I remembered him? That uy who looked liked Chris Bores.

[MrWest1226]

@tomagotchii He left Screwattack. His name was Destin.

[knight2k72]

That knee cap thing has been done (I think it was quan chi in MK4), but it wasn't a fatality just a close range move

[furrymoofy]

10 persons went to watch charly sheen tour XD

[DemonioPenguino]

Wait, no, intestine. Definitely intestine.

[DemonioPenguino]

My Mortal Kombat fatality: Rip out someone's esophagus and start whipping them with it.

[Secudead]

41:43 hey, that's me! :D

[Pazzled]

Not even 14,000 views? How the fuck do you guys stay in business with such a small amount of followers...jesus.

[THEREALVITO]

@Pazzled They have their website too

[minodragon]

LOL! "craig grow up!"

[spookaman]

Ultimate fatality.. Stab hands to the ground and stomp their head until it is flattened.. oh yeah

[Digger318]

the break both kneecap thing, then when the person is on the floor, slowly pull out the back bone from the butt, and u watch the guy shake on the floor screaming as u do it. that will be suck

[bmcj199]

Jared: mmmPOKEMON!

[highoffasharpies]

damnit im only 20

[mexicankid43]

I WANT TO FIGHT YOU IN POKEMON JARED SO BRING IT ON

[MasterGamer1674]

i remember that you mentioned a top 40 fighting game characters on the last sidescrollers. whens that coming out?

[WSSdrumnerd07]

I would SSSOOO be best friends with Jared. We have such a huge Pokemon fangroup at my college and we're all pulling for that.

[fanboy150]

epic entrance, Mega-Man music classic, click like if you played mega man on the SNES :D

[8bitheroics]

@fanboy150 SNES MEGA MAN SUCKS MY COCK

[ackbarfan5556]

I LOVE HEWY LEWIS AND THE NEWS

POWER OF LOVE FOREVER!

[JoeArbiter]

You're talking about gaming on a mac....LOL

[knight2k72]

people (myself included) have been asking for a full 3D (3rd person) Pokemon RPG and a Pokemon MMO for too long now.

I've given up hope for either of those and I'm totally sick and tired of the same formula for Pokemon RPGs, it's just the same thing over and over, it really gets old after a while, I've stopped playing them.

[xkillerofallx]

@knight2k72 obviously sir u dont know how to search the internet for these type of thing lol

[knight2k72]

@xkillerofallx If you're referring to those fan made MMOs; they don't quite cut it, the low playerbases, they feel cheap and they're on thin ice considering Nintendo doesn't want them around... if you're referring to something else let me know, I could use some good news.

[mariopawnch]

@knight2k72 well Pokemon Colosseum and XD gale of darkness were amazing that's the closest we have so far

[RONNOCNEAS]

Tesco is the place to be. ireland is great :D

[rickyTraice]

What a bunch of manly nerds

[joshyohman]

Reach out for your dreams!

[Naihatsu92]

A pokemon MMO would be awesome if done correctly, but the pokemon team has said their opinions on the matter and a pokemon MMO won't happen. The thing is they want people to "socialize" and "get together" and not be anti-social and all that shit, this being through the trading and battle aspect of pokemon. When I think about it, with wifi this doesn't really add up, you can as easily trade with someone on the other side of the world as in the same town. Perhaps there'll be an MMO sometime then?

[Greatdictator]

Actually Jared at some point i saw that someone and this is a fan project , someone was working on an MMO or online at least ersion of pokemon , cant remember the full name but i know i saw it on the site called ModDatabase

[Mochme]

FUCKING

ADS

THEY DONT LEAVE US ALONE >=(

[ipariszalonna]

@Mochme Don't be a noob, internet ads can be easily filtered (even youtube ads).

[Hiandrom0n]

37:04 Digimon MMO! Pokemon sounds awesome, but Digimon I think would rejuvenate the franchise, and it can be excellent! The possibility's with reincarnating your team into other digimon and going around dealing with whatever baddie is causing trouble(there would always be one). And the possibly a heavily oriented combat system including, inheriting others ability's, elemental and environmental advantages and even a detailed chose your destiny deal!But that may be tough to pull off.

[MisterCrim]

Best Forum Questions, EVER!

[libbyandtai]

Fatality

kick a guy in the nuts and Then Stuttering criag would come from off screen

and Rape The Enemy with Destin formerly screw attack now the Daily DL

HAHA

DESTIN AND CRIAG RAPE MELEENA!

Rapality

THE REAL SCREW ATTACK

[Spenceanattor]

MA Represent!

[SamFTheCriticKid]

I DO HAVE A WEB SERIES! I wanna be a director of any kind but my vids get 20-40 views lol

[NanoSpartanX2]

FATALITY: Rip their intestine and choke them with it while still attach.

[bouncyball890]

I live in detroit. i didnt go to the show. i knew better. :D

[MrBumpits]

@OmegaRiddler I think its from mega man x. Armored armadillos stage I think?

[KigaiOkasu]

How about this: slamming someone's head down into their body so hard that their skull comes out of their butt?

[risikh2]

Just letting Jared know, there is a Pokemon mmo in beta right now. Kinda finicky but it works.

[darkluigiman]

My fatality is too brutal to post in a comment.

[MisterCrim]

@darkluigiman More brutal than kneecapping someone and then having it go up their own ass? Or tongue blood drowning?

[darkluigiman]

@MisterCrim Both combined times 5 divided by 4 times 8 minus 1 plus awesomeness

[collins156601]

I really liked MK shoalin monks

[sawyerg13]

certain games...suck launch online.....why pay to have to wait 3months OR MORE to enjoy it

[powerprotoman]

capcom just announced the street fighter mmo itll be free tom play with a 90 subscrition fee and you must sign a contract stating you are willing to sell not only youre soul but every soul of each and every indivigual child you may have and there childrens childrens childersn also if you pre order the special edition you can get an hour of free food items the free food items will be an in game hour wich is 2 miliseconds specal edition preorders will be a minimum of your house

[kralalrulz]

FATALITY:

rip their head off and shit down their neck

[NeoNate247]

Jared said it. A Pokemon MMO NEEDS to happen!

[animefreak20212]

i don't normally do this.. but....

6 prople hat their toungs ripped out lol. can't believe nobody did that yet.

anyways, great vid, as usual!! keep it up :)

[nathanklippenstein]

@OmegaRiddler The Power of Love huey lewis and the news

[Dbaglb]

@OmegaRiddler armored armadillo from mega man X i believe.

[OsmosisClub1234]

Awesome, fantastic!

Anyone else from Brasil watching this?!

[franzferdinand094]

am I the only one a bit thrown off by the hard news intro still including Destin? not saying it's bad thing...

[Merc399]

lol... quadratic equation... yes from algebra 2 high school math, very good xD

[screwattack]

@skrface13 your damn right. a bunch of nerds... manly, manly nerds.

[MNiTFTW]

@screwattack Owned.. I mean skrface13 got owned of course =D

[kotogoto00]

@screwattack what? only two "manly"s for three guys? someone on the show isn't pulling their weight.

[skrface13]

@screwattack ok ok i'm sorry. cool nerds ok? just stop sending messages, goes to my email.

[Ranechh]

@skrface13 A bunch of awesome nerds, high five!!

[sonicblast19]

@skrface13 asshole

[GuyBelmont]

@skrface13 youre a dick

[Vip3rC4in0022]

@skrface13 arent we here cuz were gamers...aka nerds.....so if your not a gamer...then wtf are you doing watching this?

[DemonioPenguino]

@Vip3rC4in0022 Well, he could be a gramer.

[buchanproductions]

@skrface13 if you dont like it dont be a dick about it

[FilmMadness]

is working at screw attack all of their full time jobs ;o cause that would be fun if it was :)

[zeropromeba]

craig should sue craig for sexual harrasment.

[xfghkhjfsejid]

@brucealmighty5000 Yeah well taking drugs, making a fool of yourself on TV and launching tours for absolutely no reason is just a bit silly now isn't it?! You can't expect people to look at him in a different light it's in our nature to be judgemental.

[ToasterPig]

IM THWARTED

[UFCManic2010]

GAME are unless, they are only good for special editions, shopto.net FTW

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

Bug types suck almost as much as Poison types and you know it, Jared. Although Volcarona is pretty awesome.

[TheManSand322]

 Chad is the meat in a Ginger sandwich

[TDude64]

Hey WrestleMania wasn't disappointing It was pretty awesome. But, I can see if you wanted The Rock to have a Match with Cena. But that's what WrestleMania 28 is for.

[laliux145]

knee up to the ass!!!!!

[EPICGAMEBOY]

WOAH! THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE ALL 6 OF THERE DETROIT VIEWERS! NOW I KNOW WHO DISLIKED THIS! HAHAHA

[mastertrent]

when GTA3 came out, my dad thought that the Rockstar logo was a rated "R" logo

[TheRockSolidMetal77]

Omg!! Ironically the dislike bar is at 6 atm!!1 xDDDD

[Weaponer7]

chad just seems really socially awkward. and i wish he would cut his hair.

[SanabriaMan]

i hate gamestop.

[CondorK92]

"we just lost all of our Detroit viewers" XD that was awesome

[The1AndOnlyPopper]

my fatality would be to smash my opponent into dust and snort em

[Ostnizdasht206]

I think Jared had a nerd-gasm @ 37:42

[JoeWildthing]

37:09 jared's face lolz followed by epic answer

[MegamegamikeG1]

@Weaponer7 Agree completely. Although, they won't listen to "Youtube Fans" all they care about are their dip shit sheep community.

[ericthepace]

gamestop actually lowers the price on used games with online passes. $59 game is no longer $55 with online game passes. They are $45 to $42 used

[ComeOnStepItUp]

5 people need to grow up.

[elbuenbeto666]

*Stops on second 1*

Wait... where's Corey? O.O'

[ivan2294]

What if I go to Insert Coins with a parent?

[Siiderimies]

There actually was a fanmade Pokémon MMO called Pokémon World, but they recently shut it off. It was based on the Hoenn-region and it was like Jared described it. Sadly I never got to play it because the servers were offline when I found the game and soon after they permanetly shut the game down.

Still, an official Pokémon MMO would be freaking awesome!

[AARST]

@Siiderimies I actually helped those guys for a while, I alpha tested their worldbuilder software and cut up spritesheets to make them easier to use. I am not a Pokéfan, so I felt a bit out of place.

[Silentblogger659]

Great now destin is going to get a billion friend requests

[xfghkhjfsejid]

YEah whoever went to that stupid show are DUMB! Period!

[drworm420]

Craig Grow Up! Hilarious!

[sneskegagama]

METAL GEAR BEN WAS GREAT.

[xfghkhjfsejid]

Yeah Wrestlemania was pretty disappointing :(

[sscooler]

What are you talking about Craig? :( Wrestlemania was awesome!! I've watched Wrestlemanias since 22 and this is the only time I was pure happy with the results

Cena and Mysterio FFFFFFFFFFFinally lost, what could be better?

And AWESOME episode as always :)

[Vash3OO1]

I miss Nametags.

[SimplyProto]

Actually at least in GAME we don't have spare codes to give out to customers. The best we can do is warn them before hand. Usually it means they either buy new or not at all but sometimes when I've asked customers aren't bothered by paying extra and some never have plans of playing online. It's a mixed bag really.

[Paool3107]

Awesome.

[RottenHedge]

jared is not funny

that other guy is

the dude in chads intro

[Vigafray]

Oh, I remember PGG from the Escapist Film Festival. I'm glad it got picked up.

[669ELGUAPO]

lmao that was the cheapest fake leg i have ever seen :D

[jpstrife]

want to crackdown on the used games market? Make games that are worth keeping! Dumbasses.

[maxgunn555]

genuine lols. best show ever. 

[dc8povi]

i did get restricted for playing blood 1 at easter that was back in 1999

[crammage]

what the hell !?

adam still doesnt have a car?!

its called craigslist , i will find you a car !!!

[palpatine117]

Why do so many people not seem to know that pokemon online exists? It's just free non-nintendo program, but it's still pretty fun. Just google pokemon online

[Siiderimies]

@palpatine117 Because Pokémon Online is a battle simulator, not an RPG like Pokémon-games are.

[wolfenjosh]

39:33 - Best. Response. Ever.

[Kingkid64]

Pokemon MMO. Fuck yes.

Exactly like Jared said.

Do it now.

[chaosknight360]

@Kingkid64 I think Reggie said that Game Freak said that they had no plans of doing that ever. Which sucks because it only makes sense to do it now more than ever with 3DS already out.

[ackbarfan5556]

@Kingkid64 Wait, don't they have one on the internet?

I have seen ads for it.

Please help me with this question

[crammage]

congratulations screwattack !

you successfully broke youtube!

[MrLolKins]

The ironic thing is that GAME were doing the worst prices out of any of the UK Stores.. Although they had some service where you could play it till late april, and if you didnt like the 3DS you could take it back and only lose about 7 pounds and get the cash back on credit.

[stevomccann90]

ive been wondering for a while everyone has a title thing like proffesional jared and stuttering craig but why doesnt chad?

[kevenzz]

What happened to Corey? haven't seen her since august I think..... ?

[Mustkunstn1k]

Lol... isn't that like a super-common formula that everyone should know?

[sirlag01]

Go Jared! Online Pokemon would be awesome.

[merangkillbots]

DAMN IT!!!!! i want TO GO TO VEGAS and ROB Mike tyson's LION ahahahahaha

[Hamhark98]

Buy low price sell high price= business.

Shady how?

Also gaming companies get money from new game sales. You know how much they make for used game a sales and rentals? ==> 0 <== that much. Thus, for them, it makes perfect sense. Sure it "sucks" for us as we have to pay more but still.

[Greenagainn]

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[maxgunn555]

@Greenagainn howday do that?

[VictorBalaguera]

I think is really fair to keep Destin in the Hard News intro. And cool.

[ironocean]

floppin it around everywhere...love it

[rupbe]

37:10 dat ass!

[rupbe]

What's the opening theme music?

[hunhs]

Ȉ̵̡̡͖̠̺̫͈͖̄̓͂̆̓͊͢ͅn̈̍ͭͬ̾ͮ̓͊͒ͩ­̏̏̆͗̊̋͏̧̝̱̤͙̘̗̟̠͕͚̰̣̮͇̰̲̟͉̕̕v͐­̷̛͔̖̗͕̹̤̞͓̘ͭ̔̍ͪ͛͗̓̆o̔͒̈ͪ̒̏ͬ҉̛͘­̲̦̥̩k̵̨̹̯͎̼̺͎ͫ̄̋͌͊͂̉̇͐͛͑́ͤ̌̆͡͝­͖͚͈̥͙̬͚͇͓͔͈i͐͆͒̔̏̾̅ͯ̾̄̾ͭ̈́ͣ͐̊̔ͩ­̢̰͔͖̝̻̱̥̰̟̟̲̟̫̫̪͚̜ͣn̷̴̡͕̅̆͊̎͑́­̝͎̗̯̜̯͇͙̠̜͕̬̰̲̜̮g̾ͬ̌ͯ̑̏̏̈̌̌̓ͥ̊­̴̰̖̬̲͎̖͚̘̝̺̖̥̥̇̑ͫ̓́ͅ ̸̫̬̪͈̠̮̠͌ͦ̄͊͌̽ͤ̊̈́ͤ̚͞͡tͩ̈́̇ͭ̋̇̚̚­͐͛̕̕҉̝͍̻͉̲͇͙͈̘̦͕͚̞͈̘ͅh̔̔͊̾ͩ͋ͤ̚­̵̶͔̤̠̠̭̫̞̱̼͓̦͓̈̇́͠ͅe̽͑̃̍̋̈ͫͯ́ͭ­̴̢̞̠̬͓̺̥͇̲̝͍̯̻̯̬͚̱̙̏̄͋͋ͭ̓̐ͤ́͜͠­̜ ̷̷̵̬͇̜͓͑̿̀ͧ̄̓̐̋̂͡͡fͨ̒ͫ̽̾͐̎̌ͩͣͩ­̏̀̍҉͕̳̘̠͉̥͍̙̜̱͖͖̰̟͓̝̬͍͟e̎ͯ̄ͥ̊̇­̶̪̩̼͍͈͍͔̪̖̃͗͐͒̾ͪ͐ͦͬ͑̕eͪ́̊ͧ͗҉͎͙­͇̯̙̫͖̥̞̥͖̖͇̬̯̝̣̩ͅl̛̓͗̏ͬ̇́͞͏͘҉͚­͚̭̰̳̮̟͎̹͉̰̝͚̩̲̙

[tastickFAN]

bla bla bla game stuff Laugh! bla bla bla poke'mon MMO Laugh! bla bla bla online pass off topic Laugh!

[dewanamatt1]

I'm from Detroit, I didn't go to the Charlie Sheen tour, and I love Screw Attack. Just had to get that out there.

-One of the Six

[chrisvalez]

wm27 was sweet

[mXth3nab]

When i grow up, i wanna work on Screw Attack

[PestileNCe85]

@mXth3nab Don't we all?

[match4prez]

@StutteringCraig gamestop set it's used prices at least 5$ less than the new game... In Canada at least.

[reixo]

I would have gone to that show....I like the way charlie sheen rambles about all that shenanigans :D

[greatonecossy]

I live in the UK and I never buy any gaming stuff from Game. They have been known for ripping people off for afew years now, and offer terrible customer serivce. Everyone in the UK is better buying online from places like Play

[merangkillbots]

@greatonecossy Totally agree its just accessories to bling the system and has no proper good function

[pyrobezita4ever]

online pass sucks

[burningbat]

i was sitting outside a game shop, and i saw a game employee coming from the direction of gamestation and the employee had a 3DS in hand.

[Chazz8Zelda]

I live in England myself, I'm surprised Game actually did something like that. Considering they pride themselves on their collected, family friendly look.

The colour scheme is a combination of purple and white in the stores and the uniform consists of a shirt or a button up and tie.

Where as Gamestation which were sadly bought by Game a few years ago have this very dark colour scheme and appear as a much more hardcore gamer store.

Gamestation stopped selling retro too when they were bought :(

[Bob0p]

I blame capcom not wanting customization in their games they probably wanted to charge for dlc for every little thing. As capcom should be renamed to dlccom after what they did to mvc3.

[AussieDragoon]

What is your favorite show on screwattack and why, not counting hard news or sidescrollers?

[TheVivvav]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESTIN!

[AussieDragoon]

now picture jared in a nurse joy outfit. PICTURE IT!!!!!

[JusushiKun]

If Pokemon MMO would happen, screw school, job and all other things! I would be the champion! ok maybi not... gym leader... AND TEAM ROCKET LEADER!!

[AussieDragoon]

can chad wear a top hat and monocle on the next sidescrollers?

[Pspgamer789]

abc-formula FTW

[iampermastoned]

hey well im just saying if ur a ps3 user u can always get a buddy with the game and get his name and pass and u can DL content from ur friends ps3 u can do this up to 5 they says but i think its 3 just so u guys know i dont know about xbox thou