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  • his iphones crappy resolution is revealing the creases on his forehead as red splotches due to the dreary cloud covered sunlight washed over him

  • Talking about price and comparing it to a Golf.... OMAGAD>>>

  • I worry about this guy's knowledge of car dynamics... I trust Autocar more than Fifth Gear for many (hopefully obvious) reasons. Autocar, in detail, explains that the primary ride is significantly more compliant, losing much of the tendency to fidget and pitch along an uneven country road (with the Sport model). As for handling, Autocar explains that a neutral cornering balance is elusive and that understeer is prominent. Perhaps pay attention to your job instead of fiddling with your iphone?

  • For you to use the twitter and those things on the car, you need to pay 200 dollars more...

  • I want one of these, don't give a shit what anyone thinks I like them. I want the eco diesel one though.

  • Twitter is for twats

  • How to crush with full efficency? put social networks in cars!

  • And it is efficient dynamics not eco dynamics.

    Does this dude actually know anything about the product he is supposedly reviewing?

  • fyi the drive performance control does not change the suspension at all, just the throttle and steering map. Unless you have ordered the adaptive suspension at an extra cost.

  • I have no time to waste on a BMW. I will go and look at Mercedes-Benz.

  • @Spotty1125 That's what my parents did. The C class all sported up is a fantastic drive.

  • @MoreBoingPlox I know. Now BMW is not quite as interesting as it used to be.

  • me to, look my serie 1 2012 on my channel :-)

  • Get a proper camera, retards.

  • i like the indicators around the mirrors bmw never put indicators on the mirrors not even in there new 5series

  • bmw should be an ultimate driving machine not a polo looks exactly like a polo

  • nice POLO

  • You stupid monkey people should stop with MyFace sites unless you don't want to end up Planet of the sheep ! Use your bloody brain and say no to non-sense !

  • ugly car for sure, but can't argue with the performance!

  • seriously man!!.... supposed to believe the main camera broken and shot with iphone crap!!???? STAGED!!!!

  • this car looks like shit...the old 1 series coupe was beautiful this looks like some fat bloated face.

  • It's quite good looking in the flesh, it's great to drive, and at the end of the day it looks a lot better than a ford focus, a golf, or an Audi a3 which has been out for years and looks boring as hell.

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  • damn dude, i dont give fuck about all that iphone stuff ;S

  • BMW from now to be known only as "the ultimate tweeting machine." 

  • Hey that idiot is driving on the wrong side of the road !!!

  • @Kikazqu218

    Its not wrong side people drive on the left side in places outside america in case you didnt notice

  • @TheVtieg6 i know, i just wonder who idiot will reply to my stupidness

  • if your camera's broken then why dont you get a new one?..dumbasses

  • 1:36 of my life spent listening about some social network crap called "tweeting" on a car review.

  • @pendeho47 you are so right!

  • thumbs up if you think they should have shot this using the GALAXY S II :D

  • @anurek123 Why have a Galaxy when you can have an i-phone 4s ? picking a smasung over apple is like picking a ford over a Mercedes hahaha

  • iPhone's camera sucks big time .

  • Annoying that he complains about it being too small. It's a 1-series, it's the smallest car BMW make. If you want something bigger - buy a 3-series?! You wouldn't buy a small car then complain it's small.... (!!)

  • This car gives me down syndrome

  • advertising the iphone 4 would be pointless, since EVERYONE knows it, and iphone 5 will be our really soon

  • If you think this car is ugly as hell, I'm curious to what your definiton of beautiful is.

  • that car is so wroong

  • I'll definitely buy a car that drives not surf the net.. whatta stupid and careless idea to surf the net while driving.. I don't see the point of it..

    **personal opinion**

  • BMW: The ultimate cocking machine.

  • @mercedescl because your an ignorant little kid who shouldnt being saying naughty words

  • So the new 1-series is just like the old one except it's bigger, heavier, and FUCK-UGLY. I throw up in my mouth every time I see the front of this abomination.

    Also, Twitter/Facebook connectivity in a car is perhaps the most pointless feature ever. You know what else has Twitter/Facebook? My computer. Also my phone. And I'll have my phone IN THE CAR.

    No thanks, I'll keep my E36.

  • The look gives me down syndrome

  • Seen this car ages ago - old news lol why is the camera shaking u tard

  • bMW the ultimate douchemobile,dream car for ching chongs,7-11 indians and smelly persians.

  • I really need Facebook in my BMW, this is stupid

  • the rear looks like the vw polo.

  • It doesn't look as good as the old 1-series - from the front, the profile of the car is pretty much the same. But what a shame with that front...

  • Come on, this car is so ugly. How could bmw pass it to production? And this review is not much better- nobody normal gives a fuck about iphone connectivity, in-car facebook and tweeter. It's a bloody car for? Christ sake, not a freaken laptop!

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  • social networking and driving wtf?... that is only a recipe for disaster

  • Iphone, srsly, go kill yourself, there is an app for that too

  • Its because of people like him, that cars are getting bigger and bigger. Why would anyone complain about space in the back of 1-series god damn! It can comfortably seat 4 and luggage. Anyone who want more spacious car will take 3-series anyway...

  • Its called a 1, that means for 1 person.who cares about the back....

  • Come on, this car is so ugly. How could bmw pass it to production? And this review is not much better- nobody normal gives a fuck about iphone connectivity, in-car facebook and tweeter. It's a bloody car for Christ sake, not a freaken laptop!

  • Ugly

  • Uglt

  • i love BMW engines but humm..... am i the only person that think this is the ugliest hothatch EVER MADE?

  • BMW will always have jittery / bad ride until the runflat tires are replaced. iPhone intro was stupid and boring. OMG.. i almost fell asleep.

  • That thing is so friken ugly

  • Android rules.

  • preseted twits, social networking? "im in my bmw driving, having a blast". what retarded features for such an ugly car. clearly if someone who has accounts on all of those "lonley people sites" and buys this car, can only mean that they have no REAL social LIFE

  • "wah wah wah suspension, which I can fix at the touch of a button"

    ur such a tool

  • bmw sucks and so do apple iphone

  • Might be a good car to drive, but it looks horrible (inside is not much better either). It was never a looker but this is even worse. The 5 series is pretty OK and the 1M Coupe is quite nice but all the rest is ugly ugly ugly (I wonder how it will be with the newest 3 series, slight hope)

  • I can hold my iPhone much steadier than that... did he have too much coffee today or what?

  • This is a CAR review... Why do I give a fuck about the iphone/twitter/facebook? Pathetic.

  • We don't have this in America :( this car looks so badass.

  • @skinnysponge I also heard that you only drive handicap-transmission in the US, is that true?

    (handicap-transmission = automatic cars)

  • @Twenty4Eagle Hahaha sure, if you wanna dog on America then yeah.

  • When will this poofter go away?! He's just awful.......

  • come on fifth gear, can you guys wait til the proper camera works again?

  • FUCK FUCK FUCK this world will go NUTS FUCK TWITTER FUCK FACEBOOK and so on...what the F*** do you need somthin like this shit in your car?

  • I don't know about you but I HATE THIS GUY. Since his first review, i just hate him, his face, voice, his reviews - it just sucks.

    They should stick with Tom Ford or put Vicky/Jason to do this things.

    by the way - THIS REVIEW SUCKS!!! I would do it better and i reckon you would too. Graham (or whatever your name is) you sucks!

  • @trazinpismu yeah, I hate him as well.

  • omg this is so bad!! eg look at and hear the quality of the vid at 2:00, then watch 2:50...quality and everything seems magically improved...like i dunno... THERE PROFESSIONAL camera -_- lol

    and the snipets of the car going by the road with very good quality...epic fail and bad advertising

  • Great vid, more please.

    Excuse for cam is good then nobody cries about the qual.

    Car = Ugly mofo!

  • BMW 1 Series was a joke, I drove it once because my friend insisted on me to check it out, it's a joke, I think I was in a 1.8 petrol (2litre Engine) drove like shit, drinks like a chav, I prefer the Audi A3s if I wanted a small car

  • Vvii

  • Meeeeh this guy again

  • SAMSUNG GALAXY S2 PLUS BEST

    

  • yeah? your camera broke? HOW ABOUT you stop mention iphone in this video 1000x?

    YEAH? deal?....

    now STFU

  • I really do find this car ugly with a complete lack of style. Whilst I admit styling is each to their own when it comes to personal taste, I think anyone who thinks this looks stylish no doubt thinks bland Japanese cars (example Toyota) do also. For a premier car manufacturer it really is very poor and this seems to becoming a regular problem at BMW. Shame really, wasted opportunity.

  • This car is win. The only FR sporty hatch out there... I'll ask my wife's permission if I can buy one, maybe...

  • I am sorry but why do i need twitter and facebook on a car? wth, i buy the car to drive it.

  • @mustsilm They're trying to appeal to the youth market.

  • @PeetPeeet

    Well i am in my 20s and dont care about those features.

  • @mustsilm Your passengers might.

  • I like how they painted the side mirrors black, looks good!

  • keep pressing 1 LOL

  • he looks like robert himler

  • duckula tee shirt!

  • As an owner of a 2011 1-series......... that car is UGLY. I'm sorry but it just is. :(

  • here are a load of twits lmfaooooooooooo

  • Why would you need a car to access the internet?? WTF

  • 1. I don't give a bloody shit about the camera.

    2. the car isn't ugly.

  • yeah, the iphone thing, hopefully ur cameras are really actually broken otherwise. no. just no.

  • Ugly? Probably not. Have you seen the new Hyundai Veloster? That what I considered to be an ugly car.

  • Cramped? Well its a 1 series, and not a 5 series?

  • haha nice save

  • Don't ever, ever do this again. (Use an iPhone to film a car review.)

  • angry birds car 

  • u have just proven that mobile cameras JUST DON'T WORK

  • wow a RWD Twin Scroll Turbo 1.6? Now i've seen it all.....BMW is officially the best German firm i know

  • Even if you do not like the car that doesn't mean the review is bad! What's with all the dislikes!

  • looked like Apple sponsored fifth gear web...

    - Filmed on the iPhone

    - The most talked about features was connecting iPhone to go on about useless social networking... why would you do that when your driving!!!

  • If your camera is going to keep breaking , get a Galaxy S II

  • hahaha....markting gys have gt it wrong again!

    twits!

  • Fuck this, my future C30 R-Design awaits me!

  • In the event of broken cameras, bring spare cameras. And, no, I'm not talking about any camera phone.

  • ugly *_*

  • who does twitting and typing facebook?...bloody apple and dumb BMW....

  • WTF is that BMW!

  • Fuck. I don't need to mess with FB and Twitter while I'm driving my BMW.

  • i'm on my bmw in berlin it's 13°C out there!!!!!!!!!

    so clueless so braggy and boring

    shit review

  • Audi''s doesn't even need the fucking phone. If you want to do something new and awesome with phone connective DO IT LIKE TOMORROW NEVER DIES.

  • "Ultimate Driving Machine...?"

    HA HA HA, LOL, I LAUGH MYSELF DEAD!

    All current BMWs except for M1 E82 and M3 E92 are SAFE-UNDERSTEERING rubbish. Why? Because the BMW Managers want new customers, even people who cannot drive a car and pretened they do so fast.

    BMW has turned into a nightmare, namely the dream of business managers who care only about profit and KNOW NOTHING EITHER OF CARS OR EVEN OF THE BMW SPIRIT!

  • SHAME ON YOU BMW MANAGERS!

    You have completely ruined BMW over that last years. Yeah, you probably sell like hot bread BUT YOU HAVE RUINED THE SPIRIT OF BMWs.

    This is the MOST HORRID PIECE OF METAL EVER TO COME OUT OF BAVARIA.

    BTW: Even if the last 1 Series looked well, it UNDERSTEERED HORRIBLLY.

    - New 5 Series: worst handling BMW ever, bestseller? What do I care?

    - New 6 Series: Snobbish, heavy piece of yankee rubbish

    - X1, X3, X5, X6: WHAT MONSTRUOSITY HAVE YOU TURNED BMW INTO?

  • It's a bread van..

  • The 1Series is always the worst model that BMW had ever made.

  • seriously, wtf is the point of facebook and twitter on a car screen? Why not just use your phone while you're in the car, because either way you have to stop to use it

  • Which iPhone is it? The 4 films in Full HD...

  • Why not 720p?

  • i dislike this video not because the car, or the reviewer or the review, but for the camera phone it is use....

  • who needs all that facebook shit in a car , i just wana drive

  • Broken camera? I think you're just advertising the iPhone.

  • @DeltaOpS07 if they were the video quality would be better

  • @Leo9613 They're advertising that the iPhone is not a good video camera. Get it? ;D

  • @DeltaOpS07 with that shoddy quality? it would make me want anything else :)

  • yeah i need me car to go on facebook for me...

    jeez we all get forced to use theyre fucking apple products...

  • have a 1series and it is truly the WORST car i have ever owned the ride is crap and the electrical problems are a nightmare id buy a SKODA YETI instead of a BMW any day after this pile of shite is paid for

  • But why does it need to be so ugly!

  • feeling depressed watching this got the old 1..

  • Dear, BMW. I like your car, but couldn´t care less about facebook and bird talk shit. Can i have just a car without that crap? Do i have a discount? Thanks

  • Do you have to use an Iphone for the internet features or can you get a permanent internet aerial for it?

  • Hmmm I like the 1 coupe just not that hatchback, I think they could have went a different way with the rear lights.

  • Girl car if it has Facebook built in

  • You tit, why did you film with the front facing camera?

    That's not HD and you just used it to see if your potato face looks good.

  • thumbs up for the camera crew (well, when they do work properly... unlike this video)

  • Thinking on the go..."thumbs up"

  • Car looks are shall we say, disappointing. I agree with the review completely. And pretty damn good job considering his equipment broke. Credit to Fifth Gear.

  • 1:38  the review starts

  • if your camera breaks.... have your company send you another one via express mail.

    DUH !!!!!

  • oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was a CAR review, not an iphone app review. silly me

  • Ever thought of taking a spare camera with you? Thought that was pretty standard for professional video production.

  • Good effort mate, I thought it would be a lost episode... not suggesting that was an apple merit: in fact its not famous for its cam capabilities!

    Well done!

  • L0L

  • all this rubbish, something to go wrong in around 3 to 5 years and cost thousands to fix; the car is also boring, lookswise.

  • Bollocks to Facebook aso in a car.

    i like the look of it, although from the side the rear part of it looks pretty Mazdaish. Other than that it's really cool imho.

  • Hipster car

  • GAY PHONE IN A GAY CAR

  • Sorry but you are supposed to rival Top Gear and you film with a fucking i Phone.. Get it together.... Unsubscribed!

  • @fifthgearuk please let me know what song is playing from 4:10, please :-)

    iLove it

  • im not a big tweet guy but did i just see that he is with arabmotorstv ! ok mybe he likes our camels:P @1:02

  • I drove a 335i in the States with the Sports Package and it wasn't harsh at all.

  • if only the tax rates were the same here in greece ! thats why it will be a dream come true for me if i can offord one in the future !

  • i love it.

  • tweeting wile driving (y)

  • not a big fan of 5-doors. "/

  • iPhone? Front facing camera? Are you fking serious?

  • the should charge £1.2 million for this car because the arabs are the only people who like to spend money on vulgar creations

  • Main camera is broken so you had to record with an iphone? Well you never see something like that happening with Top gear.

  • this car is not ugly...

  • it looks like product placement...

  • why does everyone says this is an ugly car? There are cars which are way uglier and everyone said exactly the same about the first generation 1 series and well ... you did see them quite a lot

    You really have to see the car in real and then its not so bad at all

  • @Rubenlovescars cause it is ugly, just a thought.

  • @Rubenlovescars You've seen the car already??

  • @Flam3ster I've seen it on the Regensburg plant and it's a very good looking car. It's an unconventional design for sure, but you have to be glad that (just like the old one) it doesn't look anything like those ugly hatches from Ford, GM, Peugeot etc. which all look the same.

    By the way, the new Audi A3 will have a quite similar appearance, with arrow-shaped headlights as well, but of course in Audi design language. You can tell the german market researchers and designers are doing their jobs.

  • @Flam3ster yeah in the showroom

  • @Rubenlovescars its those lights, man. There is just no excuse for those lights. Its like bmw purposely made it look less attractive so it doesnt take sales away from the 3 series.

  • @E90PAT I know, it isn't the most beautiful small hatch in the world (my favorite is the citroën ds4), but i agree, it are those lights that make it uglier, because all the rest of the car is perfect, the interior, the engines, the quality, it's all perfect, but it's just the exterior that is ugly and that's a shame for bmw

    And if I had the money for a bmw then I would buy a 3 series