Fat German Kid (sic)

[Pryderia110]

I'am German and i cant understand any word of this fat kid that isnt german hahahaha

[jolokubus]

ok very weird video

[SeanH0604]

Boats n hoes

[TheSuperschrulle]

lol. it isnt german xD

[rubbertyson12]

hey is jacob

[DHMeep]

Lose some weight and then sing all the retarded songs you want :).

[CrazyBrainDead]

Awesome!

[jrbremner]

To those who took offense to me to calling him German I would like to gladly extend to you my wishes and prayers that you may one day get a life.

funniest thing i have read all day. i would like to also extend my wishes and prayers.

[Smjaek]

Is this the dutch counterpart to Justin Beiber?

I mean this is actual living proof that you could suck ass and still get famous.

[ZeroZenta]

Hahahaha, this is just to good!

[DaFabbe]

hes a dutch fat fag... learn to sing fatboy >_>

[Richzor]

deze mongool played die chickies hard jwz

[heatherobert]

internet watch foundation. check it out. 

[kazoou22]

I WANT THAT KID SO HARD!!!! I would fuck him for decades and decades

[suzukishawn192]

@kazoou22 What the Fuck?

[DHMeep]

@kazoou22 LOOOOOL YOU FUCKING CREEPASS LOL.

[dessertknife]

boa bist du peinlich 

[odonnellboy]

he so fat :D haha

[kukovich86]

Only one thing I hate more than Germans: The Dutch.

[Dredgion]

@kukovich86 hehe Only thing all Europeans hate is ^the USA.

[metalthunder96]

@kukovich86 Fuck you,what are you,`N muslim?

[Thundernun]

He'll yeah, pancakes and shit, yeah I love Dutchland or whatever it is!

[dmileynon97]

@Thundernun I'm assuming you meant the Netherlands?

[ellenrofl]

I admire the Germans, they tried twice.

[tomkkkkk]

@ellenrofl its dutch you thick fuck

[ellenrofl]

@tomkkkkk It's an Al Murray quote, you thick fuck.

[italyalex]

damn, well, it should had be a win if he had a cigar.

[AppleUploader]

haha what a dutch fat ass xD

[Mojito133]

Hell yeah, motherfucker.

[spikeyhamster]

He is great! phaaahaaaa

[PurpleSnakexX]

hah, cute kid. but you're quite mean for naming the video "Fat German Kid" when this obviously was serious. and don't hate germans because of hitler. it's not like if you're german you're nazi and love hitler. i'm pretty sure germans hates what hitler did.

[metalthunder96]

@PurpleSnakexX You`re absolutely right!

[RapScoop]

this kiddo is bether than Justin Bieber :D

[LeonSalesLeonSales]

This is dutch

[Gnoorf]

zooo my goodness....brainfuck

[666Holyfail]

thanks for sharing this abomination of a child.

I thought American kids were fat?

[THEBEATLES390]

he is german i am from germany dumkoffe

[IzzualYamakawa]

Only in america... oh wait :P

[JaiboKiller]

He is learning the way of the pimp... go fat dutch kid!!! Keep pedobear happy!!!

[WrathchildNH]

horrible

[666prisoner]

.... wtf is this ?!

and as many ppl already said, he sings in dutch ... and its really s**t ...

[yangopet]

I hate all Fat German Kid  :/

[RhastaFlex]

only fat kids are in the netherlands xD

[yangopet]

hahahahhahah FAt noob

[tipibongolio]

Thahahaha Thank God Hitler lost World War II ... otherwise we'd be watching this on MTV. haah and hes dutch not german thank god i'm belgian

[Holycrapnl]

@tipibongolio wat mot jij nou kanker debiel met je gejatte taal, dat kut vlaanderen wou juist bij ons horen, opkankere randebiel

[tipibongolio]

@Holycrapnl wou bij jullie horen? ja best lees je geschiedenis nederland is opgesplitst in 2 delen omdat de ene protestants was en belgie katholiek, was misschien wel waar dat de protestantse slimmer waren maar jou uitleg is gewoon helemaal niet logisch, wij hebben de taal nederlands nooit gejat wij waren ooit nederlanders, dus waarom ga je niet gewoon terug naar school en leer over je land, want ik weet er waarschijnlijk meer over dan jij

[Kazzorz]

THIS IS MUSIC

[Valdris1987]

BRING THE HARPOOONS AND FIRE!1l

[SlakjeJasper]

wat een gaye kanker sjonnie

thumbs up if you saw this on 4chan :]?

[b12nd0n]

To those who take offense to him calling him German I would like to gladly extend to you my wishes and prayers that you may one day get a life.

[sebthescott]

he is dutch dickhead

[Bazooxa]

You have the earring on the gay ear mate (Y)

[117littlemang69]

his a petti shizing

[Marcus666Sund]

OMFG, thats the funniest i've ever seen, LMAO!

[MrStantonP]

Fuck the Nazis!!!

[117littlemang69]

fuck u man

[DOOMERSANDSKULLS]

i did a dub of this video on my chanel

[delnomad]

fuck germany/Turkey :)

[Zombiespeed]

DUTCH NOT FACKING GERMAN SUCKEAAHH

[11thCabbage]

Boats'n'Hoes

[dannz0r]

HE'S ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKERS!! D=

[terentesangre]

guess this is why the Dutch UN peacekeepers got killed in Rwanda; They started singing!

[rwc20071]

those girls are so young but have boobs...

[TheMonsterLegends]

those girls are fit lol who is he anyway

[nintendaholic90]

@erwinsona: hey, come on, be proud, the dutch are awesome!

[jay3213]

Look at all his Hoes and bitches.. this kid has it all... until his heroin addiction.. now thats all gone :(

[erwinsoa]

I dont weanna say much, im dutch

and hes SINGING IN DUTCH.. NOT IN GERMAN...

ik kan jou niet weerstaan, als de zon weer gaat schijnen, roep ik jouwn naam, stiekem ben ik evrliefd (lyrics) LOL

its dutch.. goddamn why why why

[TheMrSjoberg]

I wonder if this got him some punani? haha

[tobisan111991]

lol this is not german!!!

[hobblesthepresident]

Awesome music video bud! 110%!!! A+++ Give It up for Fat German Kid!!!!!!!111111111one

[RedBoii92]

He's dutch. So am I. But I TRULLY, with ALL MY HEART, I wish he was german :(

[tobisan111991]

haha dutch kids suxx :D

[Sonsglow]

@RedBoii92 hahahahaha this comment made my day!

[oLixFeo]

@RedBoii92 stfu in the near future you'll swim on your caravan.

[metalthunder96]

@RedBoii92 Fuck you,Dutch isn`t nice...Sorry,I mean dutch sucks :p!

[syntak1]

Fat little fuck turd

[FandTProductions]

WTF!!!!!!! LMFAO!

[sirwojciechowski]

perfect

[trabucox]

the fuck is this...

[Livenderrr]

HE IS DUTCH NOT GERMAN

[THEBEATLES390]

@Livenderrr this kid is german. I am 60% german and i can speak fluent german

[Nielsx1]

@THEBEATLES390 troll harder nigger

[PurpleSnakexX]

@THEBEATLES390 i'm not german, but even from the german i've learned, i can hear he's dutch. it's not a HUGE difference, but you can clearly hear it.

[sheridan666]

@THEBEATLES390 nonsense, it's obviously dutch

[Affael]

this isn´t german

i am from germany and i don´t understand any word. this must be something other

[seanoreillyy]

i love the past paced shots at the very end

[codhagi]

húdis nyám nyám nyám öcsém!:D

[thatguythatrolls]

how the fuck did this little fat cunt even get the gig ?

[078Dordtenaren]

It is Dutch, but I'm deeply eshamed for this ugly wankerr, if he would sing and I would see it, I would punck him untill he stops/has died

[ilovekaylabrotherton]

Yo fuck u not all german music sucks but almost everyone can agree this sucks but look up ich will or ramstien

[tun1234567]

you're fucking lame skibob1027

[staalhaan87]

This kid is not dutch :S hes german?? i know him IRL

[ClusterFoxtrot]

his name is max

[PowerHeal]

ROFL

[WorthyVideos]

ik schaam me hiervoor...

alsjeblieft de fik erin

[ClusterFoxtrot]

WTF

[naserxD]

hahaha, LOL

[123whateva123]

we love you <3 xx

[sams109]

LOL

[Hieronymus76]

We should stop the Americanisation of Holland fast, before all our kids get fat, like the yanks. Burn down the McDonalds or something.

[Jimbosie100]

its not McDonalds thats making your country fat its YOU that makes you fat. McDonalds does not force you to eat their food. I hate them too but you have to understand its a choice to be fat.

[Hieronymus76]

In principle you´re right....BUT, what percentage of the populations makes their choices for themselves? And what I was stating is, that with the Dutch adapting more and more to American culture the percentage of fat kids increases drastically, and that's a fa(c)t.

[RPThizz]

McDonalds is good, yo.

[AandLInc]

hey buddy, this doesnt show Americanization of anything. NOONE listens to stuff like this in America.

[Hieronymus76]

I wasn´t on about the music. And I´m not your buddy.....guy.

[staalhaan87]

Oh yeah? When I was in America most people I met there watched to music akin to this.

[staalhaan87]

Word.

[ZeSpekov]

this is dutch lol ... english is equal russian too right?

[carde028]

the best part about this clip is that hes got a mullet

[HmmmSchnitzel]

boah ist das kind ein arschloch

[Hieronymus76]

@dontsurfgoofy dumbass

[tun1234567]

British, fag

same thing

[jzjjz]

hes not speaking german u fucktard!!

[scannanledothoil]

Haha loving ur video information. I hate cunts like that.

[knappe9]

thats a fat dutch kid its not german

[MaNoFtHeYeAr900]

lol pause at 0:52 then look at her expression then play until 0:58 and pause again haha

[killianbeason]

its got a mariachi feel

[NoRulesInNam]

Hell yeah, motherfucker.

[EvilHappyMeal68]

wtf? this is bullshit...he´s singing dutch ?!?!?

[showoffrunner]

Im polish.If that german kid came in my parent's home land krowco.HE WOULD GET BEAT UP.Not funny.I'm serious.

[dogeymon83]

This is like a video a pedophile would make. Or Sesame Street.

[dogeymon83]

Someone tell me what the hell is this is! IS it a joke??

[HengistTheGreat]

It's a chance to give one star.

[haikat4]

What a German german kid.

[19bud86]

A german kid who sings dutch?

[2pacressurection]

that fat nigga is getting some white poontang

[karla8619]

you are a fagot for uploading this

you need to get a life....

fuck off

[NarwhalProductions]

what the hell is this kids name??

[sharpasaneraser]

baby brock lesnar

[PapagenoJuan]

0:47

look at that little player.

that girl is all twisted up in the game

[Fritz1602]

only the dutch can create such beings of doom

[tun1234567]

Haha dude, german music in the worst of the whole freaking planet. Faggit

[Sakkosekk]

Get translation :D

[gaviald9]

total fat kid! Aber kein Deutsche, dumm

[UnityFreaks]

That is not German You idiot

[Niklasdiver123]

He is not speaking german change video name ......... 3/5 because its funny

[missekat0210]

is this a joke??? are you serious??? holy shit :-S this is fucked up

[xjunker]

faggot

[ProWmW]

omfg, kill that FUCKING KID!!! It´s just like... he`s girlfriend dont want to be there. He`s gonna rape her ass so...FUCK HIM

[toetoet09]

omg...... sad...

[Xboxlivemgear]

Not German you dumb fuck.

[serafin2107]

1. Put that kind on a diet, have some mercy for the girls in that video. Would you like to sit next to a pig in a boat? Would you? I beat no. And I beat no 10-13 years old girl would like to have poster of a pig in her room.

2. Bevore you think you can make money with that karaoke bar- wannabe- singing spent some cush for a sing teacher. MANY CUSH..or invest in some medicial experiences.

3. SWEET FUCKING JESUS!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS??

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SRLY

WTF?????

[BenPrime53]

I'd love to be that kid. He gets all the 12 year old pussy he wants :D

[skelebunni]

hahahaha

[gangleri2007]

He's speaking Dutch.

[kunstinflammen]

Lame. Why was the WW2 comment even necessary?

[ElMajeNica]

that's the true gangsta! he get's bitches, a huge ass boat! he reminds me of 50 cent! and that I'm on a boat song.

[JottaBob]

WTF! You should really get some lyrics to this awesome summer hit!

[DittoD81]

This must be from the 80's

[fixberlin]

nasty dutch kid. ive lived there for two years and most of the little ones look like him.

[robertohmisr]

i hate u little bastard!!!

[RomperStomper86]

Dutch bastard....

[juphereiam]

he is not a german he is from austria

[apathyisFTW]

HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

[staalhaan87]

he's definately german

[armin3773]

Waarom hij zingt  Nederlands?

[roooose16]

Fucking fat dutch kid. I want to push him off that boat and see him float.

[devilsword46]

hes a fat dutch kid lol

[daniel666333]

Looks like the girl in the backround is scared shitless, like if she had been kidnapped, or the another one is pointing a gun at her....

[MythosFT]

At least she isn't shirtless

[MythosFT]

I bet the boy will become a great football player when he'll grow up.

[daniel666333]

Of course, he'll be in UEFA and everything beyond our dreams....

[MythosFT]

He'll play UEFA on Jupiter...

[heikoherwald93]

hmmmm i'm german but i don't understand this fat singing boy at all xD

[nintendaholic90]

he's a cute little kid. and i love this song!

[malepimpsofamerica]

brautwurst

[petemyster101]

anyone got a translation?

[stevefrommass1982]

This is a fat Dutch kid unfortunately. Would have been more fun to pick on Germans since we have enough fun making fun of Dutch for having window whores, all junkies and queers and letting Muslims take over there country.

[samssoftwareuser]

eww u can see the girls nipples