I like how he he says its physciaclly impossible to snezze and piss at the same time,lmfao, not only can you blow yourashole out, the fucking piss flies everywhere,lmfao, my brain forgot to send that message once, wasnt a pretty sight,lmfao, Im having a fucking asthma attack laughing from how funny this guy is,lol
Damn, this guy lived minding his own business when it came to religion and tried to tell us to keep religion to ourselves, to me, that's a great message..He's resting now though.
remember: there is no such thing is god n heaven or hell. Just a made up to scare people. Your body is made up of chemicals and electricals--no such thing is a "soul". if you die, you die--and your body lay there still and decomposes. Bury is a technique to get rid of the smell of decompositon and keeps the nasty baterias out of the living on land.
God n heaven? What a joke. Do some more researches before post somthing that makes sense up j/o.
where is your proof though? unless you bring me hard evidence that either it does exist or it doesn't then I will choose not to believe you and believe whatever I want
This appears slightly edited from the version of "Jammin' in New York" on Netflix...
BrettDixonMusic 6 months ago
thumbs up if you laughed till you cried
headshock1111 10 months ago
I miss this Great Man!
911Truthseekers3 1 year ago
LOL I remember watching this on HBO back in 1992 and laughing through the whole show. I don't think i've ever laughed as much as i did that night.
dsfddsgh 1 year ago
I love him, the first minute is incredible, remarkable, genius but above all... it is pure truth.
Love one another people. We are all connected.
We are connected with each other biologically, we are connected with the earth chemically, and we are connected with the universe atomically!
LOVE EACH OTHER! Ignore the labels and divisions!
ONE LOVE from
OC Cali!
Imgoing2LoveYou 2 years ago 3
what a genius. sad he already leave. his message was LOVE
zeropm1 2 years ago 6
HOLY SHIT! HE IS SOOO RIGHT XD
TheBlackSin 2 years ago
I watch his clips everyday and i still laugh my ass off...R.I.P. Mr Carlin
ashleybound 2 years ago 6
fucking hilarious!!!
QuartanAidan 2 years ago 4
he never laughed at his own stuff,,,,,,,,,
1019drummer 2 years ago
holy shit this is fucking hilairous!!! i could relate to a MILLION of these!!
blossomergirl23 3 years ago
"the brain knows you may blow your asshole out" XD
g0rsk13g4n9st4 3 years ago 7
hahaha! the mystery of the moving pillow XD
redindygo 3 years ago 3
"holy shit my hips are in my chest"
geej1111 3 years ago 4
the work of genius! out of the simplest, geniously picked situations he makes amazing stand up. genius.
specialdefect 3 years ago 5
You really can't get much lower than rejoicing that someone died just because you "didn't find them funny."
bored24470 3 years ago 21
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Joy to the world
George Carlin is dead
He sucked, he blew, he died!
He was the worst comedian
He obviously wasn't too smart
And all his jokes really sucked
And he himself did too
It's a good thing now, George Carlin is dead!
47854632456 3 years ago
Could you list some comedians you do like? Just curious.
joyville2 3 years ago
fuck u bitch
countryboysrmyhomies 3 years ago
I like how he he says its physciaclly impossible to snezze and piss at the same time,lmfao, not only can you blow yourashole out, the fucking piss flies everywhere,lmfao, my brain forgot to send that message once, wasnt a pretty sight,lmfao, Im having a fucking asthma attack laughing from how funny this guy is,lol
Fuelinjected351 3 years ago 2
why is in the "similar videos" a bitch with titts with all the other carlin videos ? :D
YouNoop 3 years ago
just imagine sitting down at a family dinner with him ...
knutervalve64 3 years ago 8
hahahahaha this is funny
salcedo111m 3 years ago
absolutely brilliant!
Roberta68 3 years ago 2
awesome comedian he will be missed
i think he wouldve played the joker pretty well if he was in batman
travisallenn 3 years ago 11
lol yea i don't think he would have done it though lol
entermyrealm 3 years ago
no body can fill his shoes if your vocabalary is low then you should be watchin sesame street
RNBJ22 3 years ago 4
he has more imagination than vocabulary but he does know more words than most americans nowadays
drinkyourtea 3 years ago 3
R.I.P. from nensondubois.
Resetti64 3 years ago
Damn, this guy lived minding his own business when it came to religion and tried to tell us to keep religion to ourselves, to me, that's a great message..He's resting now though.
Jessicawhitman 3 years ago 2
Good comment.
He's probably up in heaven now, telling god what a fucked up job he did. ^^
vanillabear1989 3 years ago 5
remember: there is no such thing is god n heaven or hell. Just a made up to scare people. Your body is made up of chemicals and electricals--no such thing is a "soul". if you die, you die--and your body lay there still and decomposes. Bury is a technique to get rid of the smell of decompositon and keeps the nasty baterias out of the living on land.
God n heaven? What a joke. Do some more researches before post somthing that makes sense up j/o.
also, learn COMMON SENSE
Freewilddragon 3 years ago
I was joking, if you haven't noticed yet...
vanillabear1989 3 years ago 7
where is your proof though? unless you bring me hard evidence that either it does exist or it doesn't then I will choose not to believe you and believe whatever I want
drinkyourtea 3 years ago
RIP i forget what i want to do when i go into a room sometimes too, and im in my 20's.
cosie61 3 years ago 3
to arms, we the people
stillrob420 3 years ago
I JUST BLEW MY ASSHOLE OUT!!!1!11
sonypsplayer 3 years ago
LOL. awesome! RIP You awesome dude.
miscreantsofrr 3 years ago
rest in peace you old bastard
we miss you =[
thisplacehotel 3 years ago 6
Jerry Seinfeld's observational humor is bull crap comparing to this.
RIP George
skullsvcrossbones 3 years ago
rest in fuckin peace...
Calzone3000 3 years ago
Goodbye George. You comedy will be missed.
antidonkey 3 years ago 2
comment 4 wat
gatorboy0075 3 years ago
george carlin is awesome
personatyahoo 3 years ago
hell ya
ELECTRICSHAMAN13 3 years ago
I laugh in outrage. Carling is a subversive genius.
michaelxhuxley 3 years ago 3
this shit is funny as hell,
george carlin is the greatest...
DarkkoDelek 4 years ago 3
not alot of views because George carlin is ONLY for intelligent people, and theres not alot of those
bluestud27 4 years ago 9
A-fucking-men. OOPS, I mean A-fucking-person.
jaggerblade 4 years ago 7
oww i just bit my tounge from laughing so hard. He is awesome.
stop pissing we are going to snezze now!
sailorlunadiana 4 years ago 5
:) funneh
bluestar80 4 years ago 2
Wow 2,132 views and only 4 comments and one of them is spam. Go George!
Brian3219 4 years ago 3
he is so right!!!!
classicalhawk 4 years ago 6
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HolyHell999 4 years ago
he's some sort of "beppe grillo" in italy, a genius, too funny!!
friedchicken1981 4 years ago 5
George-4-President!
UEnergizerme 4 years ago 15
@UEnergizerme he's dead.
fluffums001 1 year ago
@fluffums001 "3 years ago", genius.
nirvanafrik 1 year ago