Philip DeFranco Does Not Exist for the Next 48 Hours

[9Esnuzan5]

you were sooooooo high at the time, weren't you? Don't lie to me, sir....

[InjuringMax]

Lol I want to chew some steak the size of my face is that wrong

[snapecat]

g-spot massage ... consider it Googled

[TashaBriquet]

Yes, I would like to be your friend.



[rightyloser]

So I was watching the g-spot massage video on youtube and all i could think of was man what does this guy look like. I like to think that he's creepy and girls are like "hmmm i don't want to hook up with him cause he's weird." then they get drunk and they get drunk and they're like " BEST FOREPLAY EVER!"

[AShadowbox]

STOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNED :P

[RAINBOWRUBIXCUBE]

SKYWARD SWORD FTW

[yoshiifk]

"uh... so thats a thing." bahaha

[RWJisthebomb]

PRESS 4 <3

[MHTino23]

i love phils laugh at 1:29! :D

[ViralVideosMusic]

LMFAO on this one ! real down to earth comedy, i can dig the whole recluse thing :)

[lyulf0]

dude... i was 26 the day before u made this... were the same age... cool......

[briannapast]

phill your a high genius

[Rukia22]

Holy crap this vloggity was hilarious. Phil, you're too awesome.

[lexielooroxs]

Yes, I seriously do think he's friggen high in this video. Other videos? I don't think so.

[trivium57]

1:29 Forced laugh to make the laughing in the "high" video sound normal. The reason i know this cuz im high right now and have super high senses.

[TheBrianna1431]

he seems high in this video!!!

[inopenrevolt]

Skyward Sword, insert erection joke here.

[TheJigoChigo]

do your eyes always look like you are high?

[JLmusicBase]

Yes I love you!

[Saaduk92]

26?

Jesus Christ, I still remember when you turned 22.

[paijwa]

Awesooome, you play zelda

[WMastersred]

The mass of pleasure and shivering that is my now sleeping GF loves you. She wanted me to tell you, after she found out who was responsible for my actions.

[wickeddramachildren]

You are SO wide-eyed and crazy in this vid. :P

[Youngblood1701]

The only thing that makes him look 26 is how his forehead wrinkles up! Shit man what are you using?

[touchmyilly]

BULLSHIT you werent high in the last vid, you exhibited paranoia and general stonieness

[missiloveuguys]

ur high again

[vaahtobileet]

Nice try, 17 year old.

[nikkie0111]

You are hands down hilarious! lol

[MrDistrugator]

Phil, here's a new story you will love: /watch?v=EhHp2owrjkM

[MarkieBoi92]

Is this proof that marijuana leads to schizophrenia? Or some sort of "crazy" in general? How should anyone know, for who really knows what any of those words mean. Not to mention everyone is completely different. Philip you'l get through, your fine.

[johnxxenergyxxslip]

Bartender: how old are you?

Phil: 26

Bartender: BULLSHIIIIIIT!!!

[SniperMod90]

gay

[Spartan2818]

if im right he DOES have a medical card:)

[Jobother]

What're u smoking Phil???????

[ohhisabellaa]

"yeah theres gonna be porn involved but i was talking about skyward sword"

.....isnt that the same thing?

[kevizzle10]

you look like you're 17 -_-

[dimdit00]

wow his house is awesome.

[Cloakevil666]

what type of dogs does phil have? :D I WANT ONE! <3

[kolby206]

This behavior would be over the top for most drunk people. Just another day for the vloggity...

[jfriemer]

omg! you're still soo young ;D

[Anglacer]

Yay! He's Back... or is he?

- Anglacer™

[stuwhit08]

More like playing with your Wii-ner!

[kingjames1332]

he's going to be playing with his Wii. lol

his skyward sword

[MindFreak590]

halfway through the video im thinking...... is this the new face of the joker? (reminds me alot of that video the joker did in Dark Knight)

[mroppned]

Hey it`s you and you are FUCKING HIGH

[penney1606]

I love you Phil DeFranco. you are the most amazing <3

[Jruiz4289]

Phil is gonna play with his Wii(ner).

[guccirushgirl]

@Jruiz4289 LOL

[toulouse666]

I swear you must be my long lost younger half brother/partial clone/etc. it's so creepy how much you remind me of myself... except if I made videos I would immediately be thrown in an insane asylum...

[chopinlisztbeethoven]

Happy bday Phil!!!

[MrJmac28]

This was the most amazing vlog ever.

However I'm calling it: Alcohol was involved.

[YouSoftware99]

Hbd!

[JimmyFWright]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! ! !

[smoot85]

when you planning to marry your girl? 30? then wait till 40 to have kids?

[killroystonekin]

lol "i'm just a guy in a room, playin' with his wii"

[fennel456]

i totally love and enjoy todays comments...cause i think we can all relate. whether g-spot, age or drugs etc

[FeliciaAnne91]

gotta love the nonexistent days. Last week I was off for Thanksgiving and other than Thursday my boyfriend and I took turns playing Skyrim the entire week. I would play while he worked and slept, he would play when I wasn't. It was awesome :)

[IamBakaSan]

went to g spot massage just cuz he told me to....best decision of my life :D

[bober19191]

U look like 20

[MrMichaelblake]

Not high, huh? You're sticking with that?

[Clumsygirl529]

gotta love the crazy guy :P

[iSaraGrounds]

im going to b 25 in march and a mommy in may.....time is flying

[INTELLIGENCEINVESTOR]

BTW HERE IS A QUESTION TO ASK YOUR VIEWERS," WHO WAS YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT THAT GOT HACKED?", YOU COULD GIVE SUGGESTIONS, SESAME STREET, FRED,ETC.

[INTELLIGENCEINVESTOR]

ARE YOU DRUNK?

[theobnoxiousoboist]

O.O

[yuckyha1]

Your rich

[xxxiceflowerxxx]

@yuckyha1 *You're

[yuckyha1]

@xxxiceflowerxxx Okay, extreme brainiac.

[allio523]

thank you for sending me there!! :D

[TWIST3DM3DAL]

probably gunna play skyrim.....

[20yearoldteenager]

its crazy, but my dog has the same voice. lol

[snoodafrooda]

i would like to be your friend :D

[carrierjunkie]

Wait, when did you become an illegitimate father? Can we see your kids?!? They've got to be cool!

[AverageJoe2013]

what other video? where ppl say hes high? I'm not agreeing to them but I want to she anyway

[MasterofBeast]

holy shit i am older than you? i never noticed, CRAP!

[christoffergray]

Welcome to getting old Phil.. 26 isn't too bad XD



[nevaeh104]

Wow I really thought you were older than 25...hrmm.

[Miss1989Lovely]

*Silence*...Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaa­aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!­!!! I like off ADHD meds Phil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[silvar1]

Shrooms? Lol

[MissAnimefan94]

you were born in '85?

[rossmunro1226]

you are exactly 10 yrs older than me!!!!!

[pedra12]

Phil, get off that Zelda and get on that Skyrim!!!!

[freebyrd785]

3:10-3:17 you sounded like Whitey from 8 Crazy Nights...

[tommyshizzle]

Did this mofo just get banned?

Im subscribed to his other channel and apparently it doesn't exist.

He has fallen from the grace of the YouTube owners i take it...

[Thebombjizz]

Aww shitty 360p video... Still funny!

[MrNotEvenPerfect]

definitely high :P 

[tanekki]

You make less memories, because there are much fewer "FIRST TIME EVER" things happening that are worth remembering, and that is why time seems to move faster. To me, it sounds like my life is constantly getting shittier. So that sucks.

[flapsflippin]

His eyes are red as FUCK

[clanoue1167]

infosex(dot)com/g-spot



[GlowingSteam]

There are seven levels.

[AlexCaoNEW]

time has flown.

its flew phil.

its flew. .

[enulcy]

@AlexCaoNEW Time flew, time has flown. It's imperfect tense.

[p776fry]

@AlexCaoNEW Its deffinatley flown... haha =]

[GlamourKillsTian]

my sisters 29. how are you so young!

[fatlazers]

Playing with his *weed*, not wii. :D

[Person1873]

dude you old lol, damn cracka born in the 80's, 1991 bitches

[theaxemanT]

Holy sh*t! Twenty six...that means this is a full year since I started watchin your shows and vlogs...DAMN! Is it just me or is 2011 going by way to f**king fast...before I know it I'll be 15! WOW! Any ways happy bday, happy 48 hours &, thanks for all this. keep it G\ :D

[ourownlalaland2011]

dear, i fricking love your white ass.

[joeyblue14]

@FTW3152 I have pkd too, and have already been through my kidney transplant

[emaster450]

Yeah, he deffo high, i really don't understand much of what he's trying to get at in this video lol

[CheeseandOatmeal]

I heard Skyward Sword... :D

[Datelesswonders]

Man that'd be a great weekend.

[zippedfreak1]

HES GOT A GOD DAMN POOL!

[doggiepowers]

haha dude! i got my birthday on Saturday!

[PeaceOff86]

watched video... googled gspot massage... did gspot massage... got laid... hard and now I NEED to sleep for 48 hours :)

[Kodaiaku]

I heard Skyward Sword, and was all like "FUCK YES!"

[RUNNINGxFROMxLIONS28]

lol crazy Phil is amazing

[eddy725]

@RUNNINGxFROMxLIONS28 crazy Phil is crazy*

[maddio101]

It's my birthday on thursday too :P

I'm turning 19 though lol

[JACKALSPLICER]

Translation of what Phil just said: "Ima smoke a whole lotta weed this weekend so I'm just gonna chill here and not talk to anybody right now..." LOL.

[JACKALSPLICER]

@brindabellaoffroad Not really, at least I don't think so.. I mean he and Toby are friends but I don't think he really emulates him at all. Yeah, they say things that are similar on occasion but I think those are just jokes between friends I don't think Toby would really want you to come and troll his friend for saying things that are kind of like what he says sometimes.. Overall they both have very successful YouTube channels doing very different things.. So, yeah, no real reason to hate here.

[TheLatinochild]

cocaine's a helluva drug....

[orginallos]

Fuck off with the*giggle* silly Phil is high *giggle* kids...

[magmaguy]

Needs to de-highyfy.

[FudgeKins20]

You have one responsibility! Looking after the doggies! :)

[TheHeif2]

So thats a thing

[mezaweza]

Did you go out of your way to appear high? I mean, sure, you're not high if you say you're not, but if you hadn't said otherwise, then you definitely be high... ya get me?

[lianneinthebigworld]

Not to be rude, but I thought you were much older XD

[o48Mike]

@1:29 Clunk from Ratchet and Clank laugh

[NewDaysEnd]

Cocaines a hell of a drug!

[mecielo]

send me some gunja !

[0333willis]

the giggle at 1:30

[Elfmurderer]

You're not high? GOOD ONE

[BirthofDarkness]

Can't believe I really just googled that. Phil, you make do thingss!

[bassetts1899]

this feels like a tobuscus parody...

[EpiccSauce]

@bassetts1899 If it was, he wouldn't mind. They're pretty good friends, and Phil was in a Lazy Log a few months ago.

[mrlindan]

puppy love SOOOO WRONG PHIL SO WRONG

[findernightrose]

Whats wrong with Phily D it's like he didn't take his meds in the morning. ;)

[taismodude]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[TheLovleyBoy]

Thank you my girlfriend just hit me -_-...... you douche. But your still awesome.

[MusicLuver310]

oh, drunk Phil. <3

[HomerRichard]

Phil kinda Reminds me of Ed Helms, Stu, from The hangover!

[HomerRichard]

Phil kinda Reminds me of Ed Helms, Stu, from The hangover

[MatmanPDX]

I was wondering when he was going to crack...too much fame too fast!

[sansonicstarcraft]

Phill needs to stop traveling i think airplanes do something to him...

[mo5h3rman]

"i just tone it down for the videos" ........"HEhehehehe"

[PoppyYoung2497]

im just a dude, in his room, playin with his wee. could be taken out of context..

[kandyfreak393]

Yep, still High.

[Sassafras1991]

...Your dog commits hate crimes?

[pennington182]

yeah ur not hihg at all! jaja

[th4tsw4htsh3s4id]

That laugh from 1:29/1:30 is the perfect laugh for right after admitting that you're a crazy person. I loved it!

[tflichtbeil]

Happy Early Birthday! I'll be 35 on Wed the 30th. Enjoy your day!

[Srpug]

Wait till you hit 30. lol Then everything changes.

[DrHeatherr]

Those dimples.

[angelrose212]

How many couches do you have in that house?

[MrDavidClough]

Just to let ya know, I'm watching you on the toilet Phil. :D

[venus4thought]

haha imagine if you had this thing.... that was the size of your face that you chewed on! CLASSIC

[imbethcahn]

The girls who watch your vlogs and then taught it to their boyfriends thank you as well!

[Tragicpeot]

Love you Phil

[lindsayvdb]

phil you are so high

[HersheysGirlOnly]

i'm pregnant, in this hospital with a kidney infection, was just put on a sugar free diet, and today is my birthday. so i dont get birthday cake, but watching this just made my day XD

[pats4lifebb]

@HersheysGirlOnly yeah right

[BlessedWithHate]

@HersheysGirlOnly Cool stroy bro.

[DSergeant]

@HersheysGirlOnly Get well soon!

[Jonkata89]

@HersheysGirlOnly good luck with that ! :)

[DangerousPerson1000]

@HersheysGirlOnly I hope you get better. :)

[2ez4EagleEye]

Watching this on monday is totally relevant :P

[Mbmoney1217]

cocaine is a magical drug

[maklaann]

my ball is my ball!!!

[americas1stborn]

As someone who is currently 26, I'll let you know, the terror of growing up wears off after a few weeks ... :P

[TheEndlesssummer11]

you are turning 26??? I thought you were at least 30.

[DarkPrinceRaven99]

I love looking at Zelda and playing with my Wii

[iPlayARG]

*ting*

[mysticalmegan1412]

wow only 26? i thot u were at least 29 lol x

[TonkDaddy71]

"I don't know why I would scream in the mornin"

[ryanalexander4]

I always thought I was older than you... weird. Oh well, happy early birthday.

[mariusomy]

you still stoned

[sadxhappinessx44]

Now that you're almost 26, are you and Lindsay gonna get married anytime soon?

[KyleCrafty]

Nicest house I've ever freakin seen

[attckDog]

Omg i thought you were older then that for some reason. I'm 23 your not that old. 

[310glen]

Happy b-day phill