Lee Mack - Live At The Apollo - 12/09/05 - Part 1 of 3

[missemilyjd]

hahah.. "leave me alone, I'm having fun.."

[shmd94]

Just as he started talking about cats cleaning themselves my cat started to do that very thing!!! XD

[isabbygabbyorcrabby]

gr8 quality

[littlewolf223]

Guys i'm sorry but although i wish i'm not a British person and can you tell me what he said from 00:00 to 00;51

[Matty09Magic]

108 people didnt have little sausages in their beens

[MrsLouisT]

@SpireaXY Whatever your opinion, please keep it to yourself whilst you sit in a dark room crying in the corner... thanks.

[SLIPKNOT133EDGES]

@TheSteelStallion Good job.

[TheSteelStallion]

Obviously some people are so retarded that the idea of personal opinion and taste means fuck all. Just because you feel someone is funny or not, does not mean you have the right to talk as though he is just factually not funny or not.

Get that in your thick skulls. If you don't like something, leave.

[anders0nish]

Love him, very funny!

[supersesqui]

Dont like his standup..too frantic........love him in Not Going Out.

[irishdan2007]

compared to other comedians, he sucks

[hyweltthomas]

@irishdan2007 But compared to milkmen, he's not bad.

[NottinghamForest22]

He is not funny even in the slightest.

[whotaughtyou]

CHLOE

[whotaughtyou]

NICK CLEGG NOD

[whotaughtyou]

PAULA RAYMOND LEFT

ANY TIME I WANT

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

WE'LL SAY HITCH KNEE THROAT ACHEW

YOURE DEAD

[whotaughtyou]

NO YOU

[whotaughtyou]

CHLOE DO YOU HAVE A PSYCHIATRIST

PARADISE

STALKER

JOINT

STONE

[Batzik94]

i really like him usually but that wasn't his best i have to say...

[mcfrost2006]

this dude is a legend, much respect

[MrJuls09]

Underrated

[glitchorama123]

Was this guy in a ITV Pantomime?

[atUREpleasure]

@glitchorama123 he was Idle Jack in Dick Whittington. its actually on ITV2 tonight

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

"You're that mad bloke.."Off the tele" LOL

[bergenxx]

I love him!

[Roo1604]

(sigh) Now I'm gunna have to find some stupid comment so all the insults will make sense...

[burnzy1986]

OOO hello there little sausages in there lol

[Crusty2006]

@burnzy1986 Haha I'm sure many british citizens can relate. I love that bit.

[burnzy1986]

@Crusty2006 it had me in stiches..... loads of things he says cracks me up

[4nything]

7:00 the best chat up line EVER!

[gayathrik1611]

for those who angry about the haters don't be. they're just looking for attention, so don't give it to them. and in my opinion the best comedians will always spark debates from people. I think Lee Mack is brilliant and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

[Xzina92x]

He sounds so much like Karl Pilkington

[DKOPness]

@Xzina92x Mr Dilkington is a legend.

[JohnPaulMJ]

Lee Lee stinks of wee and he is a moron.......mack!

[mstrmjrpayne]

Ull brawl anyone on a keyboard ay nikkyduncan?! Ud want quite the standup act urself with such a tone of authority.

[MrHardcorepuppy89]

All I can say about this is that girl in the front that he talks to, she is so fucking hot like so hot it's not fair

[lolcopter1911]

5:43 2.4 YOU POLISH twat...

[lolcopter1911]

I like Lee mack lol

[hohumpigsbum1]

@1Nickuduncan Simmer.......

[Nerdbait39]

@1Nickyduncan dude too far. thats just not on. 

[xrtw53]

@1Nickyduncan Bet youre a fucking soft southerner fuck off then ha ha

[thescarycomedians]

red ceiling

[urbanmovements09]

@1Nickyduncan Your such an angry angus

[urbanmovements09]

@1Nickyduncan Hes funny your a cunt

[JeeRaph]

@urbanmovements09 What's a git?

[gazoopi]

@JeeRaph its looks like  a monkey but smells like a pig

[theozzyprophet]

@1Nickyduncan You take comedy too seriously.

[JadesVidz]

Is it strange ever since Not Going Out I have a weird crush on Lee...?

[calumhallmusic]

FFS!! If you don't like it fuck off and watch someone you do like you sad acts!! I think he's hilarious!!!

[MrHardcorepuppy89]

@calumhallmusic I hear ya mate if people don't like video's don't watch em lol, also fucking love Lee has he made any dvds.

[Armadilloo98]

luv him xxx !!!!!

[rubioproductions]

"No you shit"

[Giiinaaa93]

is it me or does he look like jon richardson at @8:48???

[FlumblesMum]

Will everyone saying he isn't funny and that they don't like him please fuck off? :)

[sxcbeffibbe14]

@FlumblesMum Fuck Who's saying that?!, Lee mack is amazing!

[rohitrez]

@FlumblesMum what kind of fucktard would say lee isnt funny? love him, utterly hilarious!

[30Ciaran]

What year is this? and he's recycling Stevie Wonder jokes?

I can't believe he used to live with Noel Fielding.

[purplekid777]

@30Ciaran he lived with noel fieldng??!!! oh my god, Lee is one lucky bastard

[Streetzahoy]

@sthomas438 Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out

[Streetzahoy]

He's a genius in Not Going Out xD

[sthomas438]

What's the song at the beginning??

[Kan2209]

He's brain is a piece of work, mapping it would be awesome.

[Sconies123]

Best one liner comedian of all time.

[DarKool81]

I hate this prick. I clicked on this video just so I could make this comment

[heyjudeyeah]

@DarKool81 And that just goes to show how sad you truly are, go watch a comedian who actually does make you laugh and dont inflict your opinion on people who do like Lee Mack

[Vannereveilar]

@heyjudeyeah

he is entitled to his opinion. However what he should have said was I dislike his work. Love Lee mack and love Not going out :)

[cen2s2s]

He looks so young!!

[TrillionGrams]

I died at 7:49

[newspaperface]

i like lee mack but that chechen joke he robbed of this baldy aussie geezer cant think of his name right now maybe someone else can find an original video and put the matter to bed

[ImanWarriah]

you can't write things like that, course you can, I just did. lolll

[Ruffian123Forever]

Love, love, LOVE his gymnastics joke. He says it all in just four words!

"That's good." and "That's sh-t."

[SuperBunnymaster]

this is my cousin's husband he's hilarious in person!

[Ruffian123Forever]

@SuperBunnymaster No....you're joking. Lee Mack? He's incredible. I love his strangely perverted, lividly inflammatory, and always hilarious jokes!!

Plus, if I'm not wrong, in America he'd be conservative politically. Which makes it sooo much better and more enjoyable. Maybe that's why he's so hilarious, and people love him, because he really doesn't care what people think!

[keepitauthenticppl]

lee mack has got to be one of the biggest cunts around. always has to be the fckkn centre of attention. and yes, i just came on here to slag him off.

[Jerwinator]

@Dyzlak75. Yes every female 'comedian' is crap. With the exeption of Jo Brand

[RayL1983]

He no funny. He's just kind of childish and pathetic. He has no clever one liners at all. The Russian opening bit is so labored. Dreadful.

[Dyzlak75]

The most over-rated non-comedian in the known universe!

[ghkid7654]

@Dyzlak75 over rated?

[Dyzlak75]

@ghkid7654 Lee Mack, Michael McIntyre and every female stand up in the world can suck my ass!

[ghkid7654]

@Dyzlak75 i can agree on the female ones but micheal and lee are pretty funny in my opinion

[Dyzlak75]

@ghkid7654 I've left funnier deposits in the toilet bowl

[BeccaKatyCat]

Lee Lee stinks'a wee and he is a moron.....MACK!

[gintoki16]

whats the song at 0:09 to 0:24 pls answer!?

[rossie101]

@gintoki16 franz ferdinand take me out

[gintoki16]

@rossie101 thanks dude

[MRJason71100]

@gintoki16 take me out

[barbarian92]

not gonna lie, the "cat" girl is pretty attractive

[fashionduck13]

he used to be skinnyer he looks better now hes put on weight

[lsisoccer5]

Did he just introduce him as Lee Match?

[blink182rocks000]

awesome comedian

awesome entry music :D

[joesoap81]

His mouth is funny

but his jeans/shoes combo is utter shite

His jeans annoy me.

[chrisbreen11111]

that fit girl wasn't happy about the cat remark •_•

I'd be laughing my §hïttér Øff

[LilStarWarsChick2860]

funny and hot such a legend

[IAmALooney]

what a lad

[94Siam]

I love a funny people ^_^

[TheAnimeGaidenVids]

anyone know wt the name of the entrance song is

[TheMrVengeance]

@TheAnimeGaidenVids Franz Ferdinand - Take me Out

[j1mf1eld]

He is so witty, great delivery :)

[therammercam]

The way he combines telling stories and one liners is so smart and why he is not recognised as one of the greatest comedians is beyond me

[MeLissABakEr11]

lololololololol at 5:30 love lee mack ;D

[xXgorillazboosh11Xx]

LOL!!!!

[thehyro2302]

ive got a cat..............

[jay270486]

Love Lee Mack. Could be the new Lee Evans

[walshknwsbest]

@jay270486 the new lee evans?? lee evans is terrible cant stand him, lee mack 100 times better

[1Thompsonmusic]

Lee Mack is such a tonic compared to the miserable streaks such as Peter Kay and Ricky Gervais.

[yovecmeimaj]

"Oh leave it alone, we're having the fun!"

[brynjoy]

Eheh. he rodgered the boogely

[rockchick900]

I love Lee Mack so much hes so funny.

[MoonStruckHAM]

think this funny watch please watch moonstruckham please subscribe...

[berryboy2006]

im going to see him live =)

[MidnightPandaEater]

what of the greatest comideans ever!!

[OhMySaintedTrousers]

I've just realised that Lee and Jack have the same sounds in their names, just swapped around. Lee - Dee. Mack - Jack. Not a funny comment, just something to make you go 'Oh yeah'.

[MrBellsBalls]

@OhMySaintedTrousers made me laugh at how genius your comment is.

[hazahaxa]

@OhMySaintedTrousers Oh yeah

[FlumblesMum]

@OhMySaintedTrousers Jack Dee says the same thing when he comes back on! I can't remember what he says but it's something along the lines of Mack wanting to have a name similar to his!

[MBGamingLegends]

@OhMySaintedTrousers Oh yeah.

[tiniMJG]

@OhMySaintedTrousers Things that make you go hmmmmm.. :P

[conceptual0theorist]

@OhMySaintedTrousers people like you and those that have thumbed you up are worthless in my opinion.

[ademetal]

@OhMySaintedTrousers I know Jack dee points out much the same thing after he finishes preforming!

[ChrisMinecrafts]

@OhMySaintedTrousers oh yeahhh ;)

[ImprovedMexican]

@OhMySaintedTrousers

I think Jack Dee says this at the end of Lee's performance haha :P

[Vinny86100]

so quick

[Lace26]

love lee.

Ben stiller look a like

lol

[StephenFiorentini]

Not Going Out is gold

[OliFearne]

how young does he look here? like 19...

[J19becca93M]

is lee mack hot?

[lizzietupman]

FAVOURITE COMEDIAN

whitty fucker

[SilverSiana]

That little gesture he does at 4:07 is French sign language for "Fuck you"!

[thehyro2302]

whats a chechan or whatever it is in the first joke?..............

[niceandsleazy1981]

@thehyro2302 a person from chechnya.... they want independence from russia!

[Stainymor]

"I've got a cat..." LMAO!!!

[rockchicklora15]

skinny lee ....bless him...love him to bits <3 my fave comedian of all time!!!!!

[t1mel1ne]

@rockchicklora15 his latest dvd shows him cleverly eschewing the skinny bit :P

[rockchicklora15]

@t1mel1ne i know! :) haha...he mentioned in the 'not going out' audio commentary of one of the episodes that since he's been in comedy he's gone from 9 and a half stone to 14 st.. ...i guess its coz his job is funny hours and lots of hard work.

[welshdragon182]

He's so underrated

[danJmcneil]

@welshdragon182 underrated he has his own show

[DietDrMario]

@welshdragon182 well he does have his own show...

[xLoserrKiddx]

@welshdragon182 Do you know what "underrated" means?

[welshdragon182]

@xLoserrKiddx Yes, why? you obviously don't think he is?

[NottinghamForest22]

@welshdragon182 he's overrated.

[welshdragon182]

@NottinghamForest22 why you watching ?

[1994liverpoolrule]

I laugh the hole way through this lol

[pathenryqueues]

Great stuff

[GTADANIRU]

as much as i lve lee mack d his work, he does the same shit at every single show, i mean everyone, h needs to find some new material or pack it in :( xx

[FlumblesMum]

@GTADANIRU This was from 5 years ago. His new tour/DVD is all new stuff! ;)

[StripesndSuch]

@GTADANIRU Look at some of his newer stuff it's mint!

[lolcopter1911]

2.4, YOU POLISH twat...

[garyindevon]

Very funny man.

[NottinghamForest22]

not funny.

[swiftyboy001]

@NottinghamForest22 get a sense of humor u boring twat

[1994liverpoolrule]

Is this one DVD ?

[smudzi]

Franz Ferdinand - Take me out :)

[lovethewanted1]

haha he got an evil look off my cat when he was talking about cleaning under their chin lol X]

[vanderwyk9999]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Spartadude100]

I watched lee mack in nottingham on saturday, he is so unbelievably funny!

[montanatexasfloridaz]

LOOOL

[crazyLOZfan]

98 people need to get a sense of humour

[FreneticKey]

funny

[ladyfoden]

I love this guy, super funny!!!

[Cpt50Caliber]

i've got a cat....and i can prove that what lee says is wrong....cos im not popular with the opposite sex -.-

[djsquiremacalp]

@Cpt50Caliber its comedy

[Cpt50Caliber]

@djsquiremacalp

your powers of deduction astound me

what gave it away the laughing audience or the fact that a comedian was on stage?

[djsquiremacalp]

@Cpt50Caliber wow witty considering your the one that seemed to indicate he was wrong. my message was an indication that not all comedy is based on true stories.

[Cpt50Caliber]

@djsquiremacalp

you could've just said that then y'know or just not replied at all

[djsquiremacalp]

@Cpt50Caliber or i could have had some fun on youtube winding people up as usual cause its well fucking easy!

[Spartadude100]

@Cpt50Caliber it is not his power of deduction, power of deduction means you take away all of the things you know are wrong to find out what is right. Surely you mean how he is very observant (obviously in a sarcastic way)

[Spartadude100]

@Cpt50Caliber wow, did you seriously go out and buy a cat after watching this because you thought it would make you popular with the other sex?

oops, i shouldnt have put that because your comment obviously shows you have no sense of humor what so ever and you will probably take this seriously.

[Cpt50Caliber]

@Spartadude100

no i did not, I was clearly badly conveying my sarcasm and for that I apologise

now......lets leave my crappy comment alone and get back to enjoying the video...OKAY??? I just had a pointless argument with one guy I sure as hell don't want another and I don't think you do either

[MissusRothery]

your that mad bloke of the telly

Thats me

No...your that mad bloke..Of the telly.